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myseungsunglove · 9 months

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The Master of Flirting | Bc

Pairing: Chan x Reader

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff, language

Word Count: 2k

Summary: The reader and Chan forge an unlikely connection and bond and venture into territory that is unfamiliar to both.

A/N: This thought came to me while Chan was sending messages on bubble Sunday. I’m completely delulu. You can join me or not. Whatever floats your boat. I’m not picky. Inspiration hit, and I had to pump this out. Maybe there will be more. We’ll see.

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「© August 13, 2023 by mysweethannie」

Sunday Bubble Messages from Chan.

Channie: I heard that supposedly I’m the master of flirting.

Y/n: oh? Is that so?

You knew how Bubble worked, but it was always fun when Chan got into these playful moods on Bubble. You couldn’t help but feel like you were having a conversation with him.

The notification buzzes on your phone. You chuckle and open the app.

Channie: makes no sense

Y/n: Very few things in this life make sense, if we’re being honest.

Channie: I don’t even know what flirting is.

Y/n: me either, frankly. Can I get a dictionary definition please? It may help clear things up for both of us.

The messages continue in the app, and you can’t help but chuckle at how adorable he is. He proceeds to tell STAYS they’re pretty and that that isn’t flirting, it’s just facts. He even goes as far as to remind everyone they’re perfect, and bless him he knows the right things to say to make anyone giggle like they are something special. Eventually the messages die down, and it makes you wish there would be a Chan’s room to look forward to. Damn do you miss those.

You flip over to instagram and scroll through your fyp and some of the messages from your roommate spamming you with videos they found funny. Right before you’re about to return to your scrolling, you notice you have a request to receive a message. Your account is private, so it’s rare that anyone ever requests to message you. Everyone you want to have access to you there already has it. Curiosity wins over though and you click on the small request box.

You stop dead in your tracks.

gnabnahc wants to send you a message.

This has to be a joke. Chan only started his account a couple weeks ago. It’s sad that he must’ve been hacked already. How does that even happen, you wonder to yourself.

You can’t help but click on the message though, curiosity eating away at you.

Bang Chan: flirting - as defined by the dictionary - to behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.

What the hell? You think to yourself. Wait. How would a hacker know what you said in Bubble. Better yet, how the hell would someone find your insta from Bubble?

Then you remember you use the same username and picture in both Bubble and Instagram. What. An. Idiot. You can’t help but think.

You click accept on the message and open up the chat. There is more there and your mouth continues to gape as you read on.

Bang Chan: Damn. That definition is kind of harsh. I’m not sure that clears anything up for me. Hahahahaha

Okay. That’s definitely Chan. There is no way this is a coincidence. You think carefully before doing anything. You click on the profile and it takes you to Chan’s official instagram. These messages are coming from the account that he just started weeks ago. Your mind is racing at the thought.

You hop back over to messages quickly.

Y/username: to be fair, I think it accurately describes me. 😂😂

You see his username pop up immediately as he starts to type.

Bang Chan: You mean you actually flirt for amusement with no serious intentions? I’m wounded. *clutches chest dramatically*

Y/username: Christopher. You can’t tell me you don’t do the same damn thing. Be honest. You’re delulu but not seriously that bad, right?

Bang Chan: delulu? Whatever do you mean?

Bang Chan: Okay, fine. I’m caught. But I do mean the things I say when I tell STAYS how proud I am of them. And how beautiful they are. And that I love them.

Bang Chan: I guess flirting makes it feel a little less lonely sometimes.

You’re surprised at the honesty coming from him. And you still can’t believe this conversation is happening.

Y/username: In a crowded room, surrounded by people but still feel alone.

Bang Chan: exactly.

Y/username: why me?

Bang Chan: what do you mean?

Y/username: like how did you find me? Are you really Bang Chan? I have so many questions. *laughs nervously*

Bang Chan: hmmm

Bang Chan: first, your username and picture are the same in Bubble and Insta. I kind of shot in the dark on that one. But even your quotes were the same, so I took a chance. I always see your replies in Bubble. You’re funny. And sometimes I feel like I’m just talking to you. And I wanted to actually talk to you for once.

Y/username: Wow. I—

Bang Chan: second, I’ll prove this isn’t a joke.

Immediately you get a bubble notification. Chan has sent another message. You open the app and it’s a selfie and a picture of him in the studio, clearly it’s current. He is sitting in the chair you’ve seen hundreds of times in the room that has become so familiar to STAYS.

Shortly after that, your notification dings in instagram.

Bang Chan: *video sent*

You watch the video.

“Hi!” Chan giggles on the screen. He is wearing the same clothes as the selfie he sent on Bubble and is sitting in the studio.

“This is the craziest thing I’ve done in a long time,” he laughs nervously. “Maybe ever,” he amends, smiling so bright his eyes disappear into tiny slits. “I hope this is proof enough, yeah? Cause I really like talking to you and uh,” he laughs again, looking away from the camera for a moment. “And I’d really like to keep talking if that’s okay, yeah?”

The video ends there. You sit staring at your phone, absolutely dumbfounded. You can’t believe this is happening to you.

Y/username: okay. You’re really you.

Bang Chan: I’m really me

Y/username: hullo *runs and hides in the corner*

Bang Chan: okay, you’re too cute. Don’t get shy now. You’re always the funniest responses in Bubble. This isn’t different.

Y/username: okay, but to be fair I never in a million years thought you’d ever actually SEE my responses there. Even if it did feel like sometimes you were responding to me, I wasn’t about to think that was true or remotely possible.

Bang Chan: well, think again? I guess? Because I definitely was gearing my conversations towards you on multiple occasions over the last few months when I sent messages. And honestly, I needed to actually talk to you because, well, I wanted you to know we were talking.No real way to do that on Bubble without it being weird and the company jumping on my ass, so now you know.

Y/username: now I know.

Bang Chan: so tell me about yourself. I know you’re the same age as me. I recall you live in the states. You’ve said that on Bubble a time or two. *smiles* You love rainy days. You melt when I sing, especially if I’m singing with Han or Seungmin. You’re a sucker for a good rap line.

Y/username: you remember all that? Hell you saw all that?

Bang Chan: told you I was paying attention. I’m nothing if not honest.

Y/username: duly noted. Honesty is the best policy after all.

Bang Chan: let’s see. You’re really beautiful. You said once you loved singing which I’m dying to hear.

Y/username: correction: not beautiful. Just kind of exist. Also, trust me, I’m nothing compared to you guys in the vocal department. You don’t want to hear me. nope. no way.

Bang Chan: don’t say that about yourself. Please. And can I please hear your voice? You’ve heard mine. It’s only fair.

Y/username: *glares*

Bang Chan: *sends picture*

He is pouting at the camera, his eyes big and pleading and you can’t help but smile.

Y/username: you’re kind of a little shit, you know that?

Bang Chan: me? Never? *sends picture*

This one he is smiling big, his eye disappearing he is smiling so big.

Y/username: god. And you’re cute. Fine.

Bang Chan: fine? do i win?

Y/username: *sends video* You send a video of you singing a verse from “Iris” a Goo Goo Dolls song.

“And I’d give up forever to touch you.

Cause I know that you feel me somehow.

You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be.

And I don’t wanna go home right now.

And all I can taste is this moment.

And all I can breathe is your life.

When sooner or later it’s over.

I just don’t wanna miss you tonight.”

Bang Chan: oh my god. That was fucking incredible.

*sends video*

“Seriously, y/n. Your voice is incredible.” He smiles brightly. “I really am blown away. Damn. I—…” he laughs, covering his face, his ears turning red. “I know this seems crazy, but I really wanna meet you, yeah? I just, feel this connection. I know this is crazy. God, what am I doing? Any chance you can come to KCon? I’d get you VIP tickets, hell, I’d pay for your flight at this point. And you could stay where we’re staying. Meet the boys, god, Chan, what are you doin?”

The video ends there and you’re stunned. You can’t believe what just happened. Your mind is racing.

*audio call from instagram Bang Chan is calling*

You don’t know what you’re thinking when you hit accept. The little phone turns green.

“Hullo? Y/n? Ya there?” Chan’s voice comes through your speaker and shakes you from your trance.

“Yeah, I’m here. Hi,” you chuckle, your voice squeaking a bit.

“Hi,” he responds and you can hear the smile in his voice. “I meant everything I said in that video. I know it’s crazy and I— well I had to say it. Take a chance.”

“You meant it?” you asked, still unsure and in disbelief at the course of events over the last hour.

“Every word,” he assures you. “In fact, I maybe already have the ticket and am currently looking at flights,” he admits.

“Holy shit, Chan. Seriously?”

“I know,” he laughs nervously. “I don’t know what’s getting into me.”

“I like it, whatever it is,” you chuckle. “God, I just don’t want to massively disappoint you because that feels like that will happen. Since we’re being honest.” You pause. “We’re still doing that, right? The honesty thing?” you joke.

“We are. And you won’t be a disappointment. I don’t do things like this, so trust me when I say, I want to meet you. I need to,” he sounds so vulnerable admitting that. “And I hope you want to come out to LA.”

“I really do,” you admit. “So am I really doing this?”

“Just say the word, and I’ll get everything arranged. And I mean everything, so don’t argue,” he says firmly.

You can’t help but laugh. “Okay.”

“Okay?” he asks tentatively.

“Do your thang, Bang Chan,” you laugh. You don’t know what’s gotten into you either, but you’re gonna go with the punches at this point. This is absolutely the craziest and possibly the most reckless thing you’ve ever done, but hell it feels good.

“Wow! Okay,” he laughs. “Okay! I need to get off here and arrange everything. I’ll call you back with all the details, yeah? I need your address for your airport pickup and to book the flight. I can take care of everything else. My manager will arrange for the hotel. God this is really happening.”

“It would seem so,” you laugh.

“This is crazy,” you say at the same time. Then you both laugh.

“Okay, I gotta go finalize this because I’m not missing my chance to meet you. I’ll call back. God, I’m so excited. Talk soon, yeah?”

“Yeah, talk soon. Bye Chan.”

“Byeom darling.”

He ends the call and you're stunned in silence once more. He called you darling. What on earth was happening!? The reality of the situation hits you head on. You’re going to LA. To see Bang fucking Chan. And to meet all of the Stray Kids. Holy shit. How was this your life? You jump up and immediately start making arrangements. You’re not sure how long you’ll be gone, but everything else can wait because opportunities like this never just happen and you’re not gonna let this one pass you by.

Not on your life. KCon or bust! Look out LA because y/n is coming to town!

| Pt. 2 - The Mystery of You >

#stray kids #stray kids x reader #bang Chan #bang chan x reader #bang chan fanfiction #bang chan fanfic #bang chan x y/n #bang chan imagines #bang chan fluff

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stylespresleyhearted · 1 month

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POV: YOU’RE DATING CALLUM TURNER

or the one where i pretend i am Callum’s girlfriend (and also tagging @precious-little-scoundrel on this bc I GOTTA)

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tmznews Callum Turner spotted with a mystery girl! Is the new heartthrob off the market? Link in bio for everything TMZ has on his new gal.

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user23 the invasion of privacy … yikes

user12 What does it say about me if I read the article because tbh I’m curious

fan12 don’t do it, lets respect their privacy

callumupdates Don’t give TMZ any clicks. Look at the horrible quality of the photos, they obviously weren’t supposed to obtain these. Callum will share when he is ready.

yourfriendsig At least she’s pretty 😍

yourinstagram stopppp haha

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yourinstagram soft launching my man bc he’s hot and i love him ❣️ (oh yeah and tmz exposed us)

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fan12 GIRL THIS IS A HARD LAUNCH NOTHING SOFT ABOUT IT!!!!

user41 crrrryingggg omg iconic

user23 lol attention seeker

yourfriendsig It took me three years to be IG official with you, why does he get special treatment 😒

yourusername take a guess 😉

keoghan92 @tmznews you suck

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deuxmoi Spotted: Callum Turner and his girlfriend at a pub in downtown London. Looks like no more hiding for this couple. Sources tell me they’re in love and don’t care who knows it.

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fan12 wahhh they’re so cute

user23 i’m so jealous but i also ship it so hard

fan41 my friend saw them making out at a diner last week lmao she said they were eating each other not the food

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yourinstagram so proud and moved to tears ♥️ the entire cast and crew did a great job honoring these brave men

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fan12 we love a supportive gf

fan41 what a great picture fr

user23 I met y/n at the event tonight and she was the sweetest, most HILARIOUS person its easy to see why Callum is in love with her ❤️

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anthonyboyle One Direction

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user97 OMGGG they’re so hot wtf

yourinstagram more like Wrong Direction

keoghan92 you think you’re funny huh

yourinstagram Callum finds me funny 🥲

rafflaw he’s biased he’s in love with u

fan91 cryingg she’s a part of the mota fam 💍🥹

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yourinstagram hi movie star ♥️ i love you - your biggest fan

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rafflaw 💍💍💍👀

yourfriendsig @rafflaw LMAO DONT START THE RUMORS

appletv Mr & Mrs Egan spin off?

keoghan92 sappy

yourinstagram @sabrinacarpenter

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yourfriendsig good times

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user91 … the hand on her ass … making out … CALLUM TURNER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

yourinstagram why would you post this when you know im missing him 🥺

yourinstagram brb omw to ft him

fan23 i love the way y/n loves him she isn’t afraid to be a normal girlfriend

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yourinstagram social media making fun of me for this but if he was your man you’d get it 😌 i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ♥️♥️

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fan12 if i didn’t see my bf for a week i’d react the same way people need to mind their business

yourinstagram it was only three days but yes your point still stands 😆

yourfriendsig y/n you’re an icon

fan92 i love them so fucking much pls adopt me

yourinstagram okay! ♥️

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yourinstagram someone tell y/n not to leave her phone unlocked 🤣🤣🥳 - anthony & barry here!

edit: got my phone back. can’t bring myself to delete my boyfriend looks so cute. i guess barry and anthony look okay.

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fan23 LMAO PLS HOW DID THEY STEAL HER PHONE !!!😂😂CALLUM TAKE IT BACK!

yourinstagram he was supposed to hold it for me it didn’t fit in my clutch and he sided w the enemies 🥺

anthonyboyle New profile picture?

yourinstagram i’ll kill you

yourinstagram also i think it’s important for everyone to know @keoghan92 stuck his hand down my boyfriends pants pocket to get my phone

keoghan92 and i liked it

anthonyboyle 😂😂😂

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The End

Ahhhhhh making this was so much fun!!! Y/N is a bit shameless in her adoration for her man but that’s the point!!! I’d be the same if he was mine (I mean look at Vanessa Kirby and Dua Lipa lmao)

Marina this is for us because this man deserves our love we’d make him so happy 🙌🏼

It was supposed to be silly and funny so don’t give me shit obviously celeb relationships would be a lot more private. And for bonus fun check this out ⬇️

#callum turner #callum turner fanfic #callum turner x reader #callum turner ig edit #made by me*#part 2 anyone??? i got more pics #mota fanfic #i purposelly included butt pics bc i love butts btw #and it would be for cal to grab onto

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happiest-hotch · 9 months

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Why did i think of Aaron with this? Like imagine him and reader (who's younger) decided to have a baby... Then a few years later they're like, jack it's almost a teen and he loves his little sibling so why not have just one more? But then this happens 😂😂😂 imagine Aaron's face!!!! He'll be like "what you mean there's three???? Babe, i'm too old for this shit!!!👁️👄👁️" And when they tell the team?! OH MY GOD. The teasing would be endless!!!

omg i had to write this asap, i love any expecting!dad!aaron/spencer

Aaron doesn't stop at the FBI offices once the team gets off the jet, and it's almost seven. He knows he'll get caught there for two hours, minimum, and with how tired you've been this pregnancy, you're likely to be asleep by the time he gets home. Plus, he hasn't been so wrapped up in the case the BAU just closed that he's forgotten about the all-important ultrasound you had scheduled.

He gets home just after 7:30, thanks to traffic and some speeding through empty streets. He dumps his go-bag in the laundry room, checking all the doors are locked out of habit.

"Y/n?" You hear Aaron's voice travel down the hallway as he assures you that it's not an intruder.

"Kitchen." You call back, snapping the lid on a container of leftover mac and cheese. Both Jack and Daisy will happily eat it the next day.

He wraps his arms around your waist from behind and pulls you into his chest, tucking his head into your neck. "Hi, honey." He hums.

You turn your head to kiss him for the first time in a week. "Hi, handsome, welcome home."

"Glad to be back." He sighs, breathing in your scent in a non-creepy way. "Kids okay?"

You reach for the baby monitor in Daisy's room, holding it up so he can see the live feed. Jack is crouched at the end of the crib, puppets on his index fingers, while Daisy stands with the help of the rail and watches his puppet show. He's always been an amazing big brother and he loves making up puppet shows for her.

"They've been good." You tell him as you watch the sweet interaction.

He hums in your ear. "So, what's the verdict? How are you?" He doesn't waste any longer than necessary to ask for the results. His wide hand travels down to rest over the little bump that's already appeared. "How is the little raspberry?"

You try not to tense too much in his arms. It would be far too easy for him to notice as your husband and a profiler. So you step away from him, still holding his hand. "Are you hungry?" You ask.

He frowns. "You're deflecting." You narrow your eyes at him, and he folds quickly, answering you. "I ate lunch."

You laugh, handing him a prepared plate. "You're meant to have three meals a day, Aaron."

"I'll eat, but please start talking because I'm getting worried." You can sense the fear in his voice, justified.

"Couch?" You offer before quickly squashing his worries. "Everything's healthy, the OB/GYN isn't concerned."

He lets out a deep breath, taking his plate from you with a 'thank you' kiss before sitting on the couch. You take the ultrasound pictures out of your handbag, sinking down next to him.

"Let me see, let me see." He cheers eagerly. You hand it over, biting your bottom lip as he flips it open. His eyes fill with tears in the most precious way as he gently traces over the glossy picture. "Wait." You know he's caught the descriptor at the bottom. Last time, it was just Baby Hotchner, but things are a little different this time. "Wait...Baby A? Is this a joke?" He turns to you with a playful expression, wrinkling his nose, but he lets a level of concern slip through.

You shake your head. "Not joking. There's a Baby B."

"There's a 'B'?" Aaron repeats, shocked. For someone who's an expert in maintaining an emotionless expression, he's struggling. His eyes look like they could pop out of his head. He takes a look under the first ultrasound, finding another, slightly different ultrasound with a different name at the bottom.

"There's a 'B'." You confirm, knowing he needs to hear it out loud, probably more than once, like you did earlier that morning.

He turns to you with raised eyebrows, letting out another breath. "Two babies." He states- incorrectly- although he's yet to be made aware of it. "Shit." He mumbles.

"Aaron, there's a 'C'." You break the news before he can accept that it's twins.

Aaron's shocked expression gets impossibly more prominent on his features. "Holy shit. Triplets? Oh my- fuck."

You chuckle softly beside him. "Yeah, triplets."

"Wow." He gasps finally, sitting with the news for a few seconds as he looks at the third ultrasound. "That's- wow."

"I know." You agree with his shock. "Crazy, huh?"

He nods slowly, looking at the final ultrasound which is a picture of all three of them. Then he turns to look at you all of a sudden. "This is real?" He asks and you nod. "You're incredible."

You laugh softly. "So you're okay?"

"Are you?" He asks, fully concerned again. "I mean, do you need a higher dose of vitamins? And you need to be eating more. And drinking more. And-"

You cut him off before he can spiral, just as you had. "I'm good, baby." You assure him. "Got it all under control, but this is quite a shock, huh?"

He nods. "We said one more and now we're going to have three more." His eyes fill with tears. "We're so lucky."

"We are." You agree. "There's lots to do though."

He cups your cheek, thumb stroking over your skin. "Tomorrow, baby. And I'll be the one doing everything. You're growing those perfect babies."

"I've got your first task." You tell him and he waits for it, no doubt going to do whatever you want. "Kiss me." He chuckles softly at what is a really easy request to grant and he leans in, kissing you gently.

#aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x you #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x y/n #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotchner fic #aaron hotchner one shot

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harrywavycurly · 11 months

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You’ve always been one of my fave writers, and I just have to know—in the “It was just one night” series we know Eddie keeps getting jealous of Steve—is that because it’s Steve? Or would he feel that way with anyone flirting with us?Especially in the early stages of pregnancy when it’s not too noticeable yet.

Hiiii babes!! Awe you’re so sweet😭 so in this series it doesn’t matter who it is flirting with you especially in the early stages, Eddie doesn’t like it😂 in his mind it’s because he doesn’t want random people around his baby even though it’s not born yet🙈 but I’ll happily give you some examples of how he handles other dudes flirting with you!💖

-find all things One Night Stand Eddie here✨

*Eddie is over seeing guys flirt with you while you’re about ten seconds away from punching him in the face*

“You have really pretty eyes.” “Thank you…so what movie did you need tickets for?” “Whatever movie you want to watch with me sweetheart.” “Dude..word of advice…she snores and chews with her mouth open…she’s like a damn pig at the water trough.” “Uh…you know what? I think I’m good on a movie right uhm…now.” “Eddie what the actual fuck?” “What? I just did you both a favor.” “How the hell was telling him I snore and eat like a pig at a trough doing me a favor?” “Because you’re pregnant and he never stood a chance.” “He stood a chance…he was cute.” “Okay but you’re still pregnant with my child and I don’t want my baby around that douche.” “You’re so annoying…what are you even doing here?” “It’s your lunch break…so I brought you some food.” “Oh…thanks.”

“Hey you know her?” “Huh? Who?” “That girl that’s with that kid at the pac man machine.” “Oh yeah I know her…I heard she just got out of prison.” “Prison? What…for? She looks so….” “Normal? Yeah that’s how she gets you…she lures you in with her looks and normalcy and then next thing you know you’re talking the last nap of your life and all your money is gone.” “Holy shit…” “yeah…wanna meet her? I’ll call her over here if you want?” “No no I’m uhm…I’m good.” “Whatever you say man…have a good night.” “Who was that you were talking to? He was looking at me like I was…crazy.” “Oh him? No clue don’t know him….here’s your water and Dustin you get three more quarters then we are out of here.” “I don’t like water…” “and I don’t care…now drink it.”

“Edward Munson I’m about to kick your fucking ass.” “Uh…why?” “You told Rick I was a high profile escort?” “Did I?…hmm don’t remember telling him that…I thought I told him you were a recovering kleptomaniac.” “What is wrong with you? Why are you running around Hawkins telling every dude in the city limits horrible lies about me?” “Uhm let’s be so fucking real with ourselves sweetheart you have a stealing problem so…that’s not a lie.” “I stole a shot glass from the hideout because I didn’t realize I still had it in my hand when you walked me out to your van…” “ah so you also have a drinking problem?” “I’m going to kill you one day…I just know it.” “Besides you don’t need all these gross dudes hitting on you…while you’re in this..condition.” “This condition? You mean knocked up with your baby?” “Yes…that’s exactly what I mean.” “News flash Edward I am just carrying your baby…we aren’t together so I can flirt and be flirted with by anyone I want okay?” “No…not okay…i don’t want my baby to listen to you flirt or be flirted with by a bunch of assholes.” “Why? It already listens to you talk…might as well add some variety in the voices of assholes it has to listen to.” “You wound me…now go drink some water and have a snack.” “Don’t tell me what to do jackass…” “yup that’s the mother of my child right there…the picture of niceness.”

#one night stand convos #eddie munson series #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson enemies to lovers #eddie munson x reader angst #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson social media au #eddie munson au #eddie munson x you fluff #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x pregnant!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #Eddie Munson #dad to be eddie munson #my little dungeon master baby

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bcacstuff · 11 months

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My Dearest Gentle Reader....

Sometimes stories are too good to be true, and sometimes they're too good to not be shared. Even though I promised not to waste anymore ink or feathers on what is going on in a particular corner of the Tum where a certain Cinderella is the highlight and the talk of the Tum these last weeks.

You know the best show not on tv, though much to our surprise Cinderella was rudely written out of the books, instead last years summer fling's likings on posts became interesting again.

Then suddenly around midnight (CEST, = abt 6pm ET and 3pm PT) she who always wakes up to DMs or just got a minute rushing in between meetings posted an Anon telling her most eligible bachelor was in the South of France and pictures will be out tomorrow. I had to shake my head as I knew how that message came about.

Half an hour before, I posted a little cryptic message to an Anon that sent me a message earlier that evening (21.50 CEST) about the whereabouts of this supposed vigilante. I did a little research and the message, naming an event, had some merit in it. I tried to find pics or videos, looked at many, but none to be found that could identify him clearly. Yes, several lookalikes with a cap and a shirt far in the distance. But not good enough for me. So I decided to post this cryptic message hoping Anon would come back and perhaps had some more proof than the 'listing' I found and mentioned in my cryptic post.

About 15 minutes later I got this Anon:

I had to laugh as it was far off... and no Idea why H... R....... and him being 'listed' as I wrote could have anything to do with the South of France in the slightest way.... Confirmation bias looking in wrong directions to say the least

You can imagine how I had to laugh even more when I saw the same Anon on the blog of the one that now seemed to have all the time in the world spinning a fantastic story around it. The Anon seemed fairly sure now, not a question mark in it but even claiming there would be pics tomorrow! I had no doubts where this Anon had been reading first and as I didn't posted her message she must have thought she was right and run straight off to Lalaland to please her fairytale writer.

Time for popcorn 🍿 I thought and popped some in the microwave... and boy, I needed a full box of it, cause what happened after that post I can hardly describe. The story that was spun around this 'South of France' you can not make this up. Literally in a matter of minutes, each time I refreshed the page there was another chapter. More 'proof' and 'evidence' on every reblog of herself.

Look Melissa is in Cannes... [right, she was already there for a couple of days... and believe me S isn't the only one she grooms]. And of course it all made sense since, blimey, all of the sudden Cinderella was back on top of the list and magically popped up in the South of France as well! Only days before, she posted about Brigitte Bardot and changed her profile pic to an old one from the time she once must have been on an RC in Cannes and you know she's 'a socialite and a film maker who has lived in France for years' and must be well known in those circles... No, this can't all be a coincidence, now can it? 😂😂😂

More popcorn please... 🍿 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Lists of parties in Cannes were shared and oh bloody hell how could we have missed his latest following of Alessandra, she's there as well... Maybe she was even better than Cinderella (how rude!)

[Did she not notice how he followed her already long time ago, but seemed to have unfollowed her and now re-followed again, as well as the other ones he followed recently, the everydayman and Neil Marshall. Now don't ask me why he does this, but he does]

My head started to hurt from laughing.... but also from keeping up with all the women the Queen of Lalaland had brought up in less than a day. And remind you, she was busy for more that 8 hours straight to finally come up with an Anon who gave her and her readers the wake up call realizing what H.... R.... stood for.

About 8 hours after my cryptic post and 2 more hours after I received my Anon

Yes, of course Hyrox Rotterdam. Not a woman, but a sports event. I found the listing on the website. (why did nobody else took a look there???) And I have to be honest, I did remove some comments working it out and received Anons before it even occurred to the other side what it was all about.

But last night it showed no results and today it is still empty. I was hoping more results would be added today but it doesn't look like it. As said no clear identifiable pics or videos have been found. So it remains unclear if he participated at all. All I can confirm is that at least he planned to stay on this side of the Canal and fill his days with sports.

But do not despair my dearest gentle readers, as I have it on good authority that he's busy preparing for a full week of shooting TCND in which he even might get arrested at the end of the week...

Signed: Yours Truly

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glorfindel-of-imladris · 19 days

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I have finally started creating my "friends" household (i.e., the household that doesn't really get played so much as they populate the neighborhood and become your primary Sims' friends) and it's funny how the creation of Ecthelion is basically me doing my best to create:

The richest, most posh-looking mf in this neighborhood;

Guy who is handsome in that out-of-your-league kind of way;

Intelligent, musically-inclined, perfectionist snob who is sure to give Erestor a run for his money (Erestor is only two out three of these things lmao).

I think that fits Ecthelion pretty well 🤭 (at least by how I write him anyway)

He and Glorfindel meet and catch up.

He is, of course, created to be Glorfindel's best friend. So far, so good! They're getting along!

To be clear, I've had this Glorestor household for years now and they are still as close as ever.

I'm glad I don't really see ship wars nowadays, because there used to be a time when it was Not Great™, and that's the reason why I didn't touch Ecthelion back then. That's sad though because fast forward to years later, I found I like Ecthelion a lot actually! It's just that I don't really like drama, so even with Ecthelion in the picture, I never have him as a third party. I know some people enjoy that and that is of course okay, just not really my thing personally.

Anyway, Ecthelion comes to visit again.

Okay, I say I don't like drama, but I did have a little giggle when Erestor joined the group. (Erestor has a different set of friends, so I wasn't really planning to have him be friends with Ecthelion, but welp—)

They're formal at first... but I think that worked out well given their personalities. I thiiiiiink (because it's been a while since I last checked Erestor's profile) Ecthelion and Erestor share the genius + perfectionist traits in my game, and I think they're both formal types. Headcanons about them really are a lot alike. Makes you wonder about those ship wars again because they're practically the same person LOL

Okay, so Glorfindel left.

Erestor shifted closer to Ecthelion and I was like HUH and then OH NOOO now I ship them LMAO this is why I end up accidentally taking Ecthelion not as part of a love triangle but part of a triad LMAO GLORFINDEL COME BACK—

(anyway in case you're wondering, Glorfindel left to cook 😂)

LOL look at him, he's just a happy guppy SIR I AM HAVING A CRISIS BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIENDS—

#nah don't mind me #someone says love rivals and my brain goes #okay but rivals to lovers is a thing right #idk #i am that annoying fandom person who thinks poly is a solution #because why not #literally why not #anyway #welcome to the neighborhood ecthelion!#sims 4 #glorfindel #erestor #ecthelion #glorestor

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freshlybakedspiderbread · 9 months

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my immediate (well its been a whole day and then some, so not really) touhou 19 impressions for all the new characterbelow the read more so beware spoilers!

for context, all my knowledge and understanding of the plot and dialogue comes from a scattered mix of the translated omake, official profiles, a pal explaining this or that line, various different snippets of online talk i saw, and general me absorbing vibes through the screen after playing the game for over seven hours. if i got something wrong, oh well, there will be plenty of time to come to get a clearer picture of everyone!

its neat how the three new animal girls on the cover are all associated with one of the leaders from the animal realm. Although at first i assumed that meant there wouldnt be much to think of them beyond that because i also assumed they came from the animal realm to work with their respective leader. But actually they all come from Gensokyo, and the animal leaders got them to join their cause! That's way more interesting to me, and makes me wonder if all those three's posturing about taking over gensokyo might not just be hot air after all...

All three of them also have either direct or indirect connections to the final boss but i'll get to her later. for now my thoughts of all the newcomers one by one...

son biten 🐵 : okay so when i first saw an image of her, i went 'oh its sun wukong. okay...' and didnt think much of her beyond that, but her story is a lot more funny than that. she was (is) in fact just a normal monkey girl (normal by gensokyo standards) who got into big trouble but was 'saved' by Yachie, who convinced her that she's the legendary sun wukong. Now she proclaims herself as a hero and thinks Yachie, who only wants to use her as a tool, is her best friend. That's a lot more endearing to me than i thought and maybe i am more than a little invested in this bizarre dynamic between monkey and tortoise.

mitsugashira enoko 🐺🐺🐺: pretty similar to Biten's story albeit more straightforwardly charming. she was a regular animal who turned into a monster and was well on her way to becoming a really nasty one at that, but then Saki came along, showed off her back muscles, and was like 'join my gang', and then Enoko calmed down and was happy to do so! its funny but also kinda sweet? but really the most i have to say is that the bear traps on her wrists are funny. the profile and ending images make it seem to me like they do Not come off and those may as well be her hands. I know for sure Saki offered to shake her hand and did not regret it 🤠

tenkajin chiyari 🩸: what a freak!!!!!!! just some lanky, hunched over creature that literally nobody even knows what species she is, who lurks in the deepest depths of hell who loves doing nothing more than gulping up pools of cursed blood in her free time. I thought Momoyo, who lives in a cave and eats rocks was a freak, but Chiyari is on a whole other level. I love her. it's so easy to see how she and Yuuma beccame friends due to their 'common interests'.

yomotsu hisami 🍇: she's so cool!!!!!!! i can't believe she's probably the least revelant out of the newcomers 😂 great design and concept, and her whole thing in nearly every route she appears in is trying to drag you to hell, offering a sweet deal and then happily resorting to force if refused, its so good. Hisami is also technically subservient to the final boss Zanmu (because she's hot) but will also just do whatever she wants and Zanmu just has to deal with that... Speaking of!

nippaku zanmu 👹: i think she's neat 🙂 I mean, like a lot of touhou final bosses, most of their meat comes from their elaborate backstory and someone else will have to comment about how its a cool intepretation of this or that myth. as mentioned, she has at least some form of role whether minor or direct to the backstory of every other newcomer, which is cool and lends a more connective tissue to the cast as a whole, and she's also a big authorative figure in hell! all the different profiles like to emphasize how Zanmu is a planner type who controls everything with guile and information, and the plan she sets in motion in the game's plot mostly goes off without a hitch, even with so many different characters butting heads with one another. The most interesting bit of all this only really comes in at the very very end, where she calls off her plan to take control of everything herself, instead choosing to trust Reimu because she sees her as a kindred spirit. fun to think about the implications of that...

#touhou #th19 #i may or may not make another post going into how i feel about the gameplay and the mechanics #though i dunno if id have much to say other than 'i had fun 😁'

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aurora-australis-tumbles · 5 months

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Oooh, you’re doing prompts!!!!!!!! I’m feeling very drawn towards 9 for Phrack since I know you’re okay with modern AUs and I would love to see your take on this prompt, or maybe 10 as an alternative! Thank you! 💕

Of course! And thank you for indulging my love of Modern AUs. ❤️

Also, I'm always open to prompts, I just don't always have these lovely lists. It's kind of the only way I get anything written these days. 😂

Anyway enjoy!

#9: Taking pictures when the other’s not watching

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It starts with Phryne.

(Doesn't it always?)

She’s somehow spirited her way into the middle of his most recent crime scene, a lounge act where a magician’s assistant has found herself suddenly and unfortunately in an unplanned double act with herself.

She’d feel bad about sailing past the new crime scene photographer (a fresh-faced boy named Matty who reminds her so much of Hugh when they first met that she’s rather tempted to get a new assistant just to see if history repeats itself) except he has the utter temerity to call her ‘ma’am’ as he tries to stop her.

(She tries not to take too much joy in the way he flinches at her predatory smile after he does.)

When she tries to take a photo of the murder weapon, however, she is stopped by much sterner stuff.

(Even if he is not nearly so stern as when they first met.)

“No personal photos at the crime scene, Miss Fisher. I’m not sure why I have to remind you every time. It’s why we have an authorised photographer.”

“They’re not personal, Jack, it’s not as though I’m taking them of you.”

“All the same, phone away please.”

Phryne huffs and makes a big show of dropping her phone into her purse and waving her now empty hands at him in the snippiest manner possible.

“Happy?” she asks.

“Ecstatic,” he replies, so dry it should be served in stemware.

Her smile is even more predatory at that, but Jack never flinches.

Later, he can’t decide if he’s more surprised or impressed to find the photos on her phone all the same.

“How…?”

“It’s all in the hands, Jack.” She waves them at him again, less snippy, more salacious. “Magic is all about misdirection. Look at where I’m not and not where I am, and all that.” He raises an eyebrow, but does not otherwise comment.

“Prestidigitation,” she whispers cheekily, and he rolls his eyes.

“Look,” she adds, in that overly cheerful tone that always means trouble for him. “I even got a good one of you. I suppose I did take a personal photo after all.”

She shows him. It’s in profile, and she thinks he looks especially handsome.

He thinks he looks especially unauthorised.

“A lucky shot,” he mutters and he is an idiot for not realising before he does so that it will be like waving a darkroom red light in front of a bull.

And the worst part, the absolute most galling part, is he can’t figure out how she keeps doing it.

There are shots of him at every crime scene after. Some close up, some far away. Sometimes he’s doing something interesting. One time he was trying to remember his shopping list. It doesn’t matter, they all go in her book.

Oh she’s keeping a book now, didn’t she mention?

A photo album of his (her?) greatest hits. He grumps about it a few times, until she reveals, softly and in that unguarded manner she has right before she falls asleep, that she looks through it when he’s out of town and she’s missing him.

He doesn’t grump about it after that.

He does, however, start to try his own hand at clandestine photography.

Phryne thinks it’s adorable.

(But not adorable enough to let him succeed.)

She sees him, every time, and at the very last second hides behind a post or a constable or, one time, Jack himself. He’s not quite sure how she accomplished that one. It becomes a dance of sorts, between them, a waltz where they both know the steps but he is moving in 3/4 time and she is in duple metre.

She’s almost hoping he makes it, one of these days. She likes it when he surprises her, but she likes vexing him too much to make it easy.

It goes on for a while, but that’s ok, Phryne loves dancing.

She’s less keen about accompanying her aunt to Brisbane.

“Two weeks,” she laments, throwing her clothes in a suitcase. “And board meetings every single day.” She sighs. “Goodbye, fun, I’ll miss you.”

“And I’ll miss you,” he remarks, not looking up from the chair where he’s reading.

She smiles, sweetly at first, and then coyly.

“Too bad you never got any shots of me, Jack. You could look at the photos when you get lonely.”

“Oh,” he remarks casually, “I’ve got a whole book of them.” At her stunned expression, he adds, “didn’t I mention?”

Phryne abandons the packing.

“Show me,” she demands.

Graciously he pulls a photo album from his briefcase.

(If she wasn’t so shocked she’d have spared a moment to snort that it’s embossed with the words Our Precious Memories on the cover.)

She’s not sure it’s so precious.

It’s full of her.

Specifically, photos of her at crime scenes going back weeks, months. How…

“Prestidigitation,” he whispers as his face breaks into a grin.

She looks at the photos again. Something is niggling, something not quite —

“You’re in some of these!” she shouts, and he shrugs, utterly unashamed.

“Magic, or so I’ve heard, is all about misdirection. Look at where I’m not and not where I was.”

“But I can see where you are,” she insists, jabbing an elegant finger at one of the photos.

“True. But where I was, about a year ago, was writing young Matty’s letter of recommendation.”

The penny drops along with her jaw, which hangs open as she takes this information in. Just a little open, of course. A very ladylike amount, she would later insist. She supposes Matty isn’t quite so much like Hugh afterall.

She is… impressed. She can admit it. Or she would if she wasn’t about to be very, very busy.

“Abracadabra,” he murmurs in her ear right before she makes all their clothes disappear.

Later, much later, she looks through the book again, smiling at all their precious memories.

“It’s going to be so much harder now,” she warns him. “Now that you’ve tipped your hand. Much, much harder.”

“Phryne,” he says, with so much warmth and playfulness in his voice she’d swoon if she was standing. “Never ever assume I only have one card up my sleeve.”

She just shrugs, noncommittally, the corner of her mouth quirking in time with her shoulder. It’s a bit soon, she knows, but possible. And she does so love it when he surprises her.

“Who said I was talking about the photographs?” she asks, too innocently to be believed.

It takes a moment for him to cotton on, but when he does — a soft ‘ah’ escaping his lips before they find hers again — it’s pure magic. Not surprising, but she loves that too.

(Prestidigitation indeed.)

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OTP Moments Prompts ❤️

#otp moments prompts #prompt fill #miss fisher's murder mysteries #mfmm #mfmm fanfic #phrack #phryne fisher #jack robinson

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radfemfyodor · 2 months

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Look at our anarchists dawg 😂

Now seriously, I feel like most self proclaimed anarchists aren’t actually anarchists. Same with self proclaimed communists. The amount of “communists” who support Sex Work is insane.

This man claims to be a feminist, yet he calls me and other RadFems Karens. Oh wait! How I could forget! They also claim that defining women as (adult human) females is reducing women to their reproductive organs.

If defining women as adult human females is reducing women to them being biologically female… Then what’s next; This definition is also reducing women to being adults? Or to being humans?

Ah, and another classic! Saying that RadFems are fascists. By the way, today while arguing with a TRA, she said that I’m actually right wing. I asked her why, she replied that I use same terms as republicans such as “troons” and “gender cult”. And of course she said that terfs are fascists. Is there actually a possibility for a TRA not to say that RadFems are fascists/nazis/right wingers while arguing with us? I don’t think so.

And he “joked” that he walks into women’s rooms… He tries to defend his predatory behavior with that “hE doEs iT tO mAkE kArenS mAd” and other bullshit. This is another male who threatens women’s safety, yet he claims to be a feminist… How can you be women’s ally if you threaten women’s safety, make “jokes” about disrespecting women’s privacy, think that being aware of the fact that women are (adult human) females is reducing women to their reproductive organs, call female feminists “Karens” and many more?

He’s another example of why I don’t automatically trust men after they claim to be feminists. Because a lot, if not most of them are practically no different than men who freely admit their misogyny. What I observed about these “feminist” men, is that they always say something very misogynistic, and when women call them out for their misogyny, they reply with bullshit like “iT’s jUsT a jOke!”

We don’t care if “it’s just a joke”, you’re still male. You seriously think that calling yourself feminist as a male gives you a right to be misogynistic?

He also uses misogynistic slur (bitch) while talking to/about women + instead of using normal words for female organs, he uses terms like “cunt”. Ah, he also cries about “misandry”. I promise you that a teenager with anime profile picture being “misandrist” is not oppression.

I could talk more about how everything is wrong with him… But I don’t have time nor will to do it.

So, gyns, please don’t trust a man second after he claims to be feminist. A lot of these “feminist” men act similarly to this dude I was talking about.

#radfem #radical feminism #radfem safe #radfem safe space #radfeminist #radfeminism #radfems interact #misandry #misogyny #feminism

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storywriter12 · 7 months

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So this is just a little random thing I was going to put on wattpad I don't know if. Should just do a whole book of them or make this chapter into a story what do you guys think? Also I don't know how tinder works but I just came up with this so if its not how it works don't hate me😬 I just feel negan would have fun on tinder so. But here is the chapter enjoy

Crazy tinder guy

Shane was always on about it. Rick knew he should but he didn't trust it. I mean a dating app for him was it the best way to go?

(Rick) so what do I? Just swipe? I asked and Shane smiled at me

(Shane) god dude how do you not know about this? I shook my head at the guy. Yes just swipe and then if you have a match it will let you know

(Rick) oh OK I said I took the phone in my hand looking at all the pictures of men and women. The girls were pretty and some of the men were OK until I looked at a picture and my mouth went dry. The guy i was looking at was sexy, he had dark hair shiny eyes and a. Smile what could make any guy or girl go horny I swiped on him and then waited

(negan) my phone buzzed I clinked on the app and I looked at the guys profile I swiped and it was a match the guy was cute he had beautiful blue eyes and…. Some nice lips sooo I decided to message him

Message

(negan) hayyy I have a question Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. 😉

(Rick) my phone buzzed and I looked at the message and my heart jumped I smiled down at the message and giggled replying back

Message

(Rick) do you get all the guys like that?

(negan) only the cute ones 😉

(Rick) You think I'm cute? You don't even know me?

(negan) I laugh at the message replying back

Message

(negan) of course you don't know how this works shitt… where have you been?

(Rick) apparently in the olden days 😂

(negan) ohh I can help you get with the times 😉

(Rick) meaning?

(negan) 😜🍆😋💦

(Rick) 😳😳😳😳

(negan) hey you wanna go out Friday night for a drink and I can show you my car and take you for a ride

(Rick) ohh wow um sure I would love to

(negan) you know what a ride means right?

(Rick) um you might have to show me😉

(negan) mmm naughty boy😉 so I'll see you at the bar I'll text you the address and then we can get the night started blue eyes

(Rick) I'll look forward to it🙈

(negan) ohh fuck… me to😉😉😉

Rick red the message

#wattpad #fanfic #the walking dead #negan smith #rick grimes #regan #rick x negan #Should I turn this into a story?#tinder #Tinder profile #I feel negan would love to be on tinder mainly to see how many matches he will get #😂#I have no idea how tinder works 😂#but here it is #Maby a book #i don't know

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mlobsters · 7 months

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supernatural s9e20 bloodlines (w. andrew dabb)

LOL oh my god at the (quick check to make sure i am actually watching spn) hair color change like in the craft!

the craft (1996) [jesus it came out when i was 16??? what is time]

gonna throw the blond in the knockoff boyd holbrook (corinthian) / spn!brady (i called brady boyd hollbrook with a dash of armie hammer i am very consistent in my thought process lol) pile with bartholewhatever because apparently all slim white blond men occupy one spot in my head

spn s5e20 brady / the sandman - boyd holbrook as the corinthian / spn s9e3 bart

we also have budget tom cruise

another hunter via fridge origin story?

DEAN Agents Bonham and Peart, FBI. We will take it from here.

100% heard bottom and pert and died inside a little bit. what i get for having the captions off to screenshot something

why are sam and dean speaking with southern accents, is this someone's recounting of meeting them (like the lilt up on "profile" from dean, the way sam said "last night" for ex. i'm just... they sometimes, like jackles especially does the again uhgin sometimes and other little bits of accent slip in but not like this)

little bit of andrew garfield maybe? lol good god brain, get it together. this actor was also in the vampire diaries as a character i may or may not have seen, already wasted too much time not gonna get a picture

i have a feeling i'm going to commit about 5% of this episode to memory.

MARGO Yeah, you'll what? David, come on. You don't want this. You ran away to be a human. You always had a soft spot for 'em. Look, you're out. Stay out.

slow blink at the stanford era sam parallel

what the fuck is happening. why are sam and dean acting so weird talking to this nice boy ennis who looks about 18. who also has a post-stanford era sam parallel

DAVID Wow. You are so in over your head. Let me give you the short version. Chicago is divided up between five monster families. ENNIS What? Is that a joke? DAVID Do you hear a laugh track?

i mean, i snorted

just insert me saying wtf is happening continuously

he's got the patented single tear of man pain too!

~and the real monsters were the humans~

they must have really been shooting in chicago because it looks like shameless! lol. have they ever shot on location before?

ENNIS But I couldn't walk away. This is my fight now. Hell, it's a damn war, and I got to start somewhere.

laughing loudly, WHAT IS GOING ON. it's like a spinoff test

ENNIS Who is this? VOICE ON PHONE If you start hunting, the monsters will kill you. ENNIS Dad? Dad?

??????

what did i just watch

from the wiki

This episode was also planned to be a backdoor pilot for Supernatural: Bloodlines, a series set in Chicago and based on the characters introduced in this episode, however it was never picked up by the CW.

losing it. that still doesn't explain why sam and dean were acting so strange and accented (briefly) 😂

when people talk about spn getting worse as the seasons go on, this type of episode is what i was worried about haha at least there was a very specific reason it was Like This

i know i'd heard there was a spinoff that didn't go anywhere but i still am somehow very surprised and confused

not-andrew garfield and ennis were good it was just a completely absurd not good episode

#supernatural #spnwatch #spnclip #spn 9x20 #spn clip

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jayteacups · 2 years

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AOT Actors reacting to memes and roasts of their characters. Eren, Connie, Hange, and Floch are the ones who laugh so hard it hurts. 😆🤣 Levi rolls his eyes at most of it, but there's one good one that actually makes him snort. 🤭

oh i love this! you are so right these four would get such a kick out of their memes/roasts. Actors Eren and Floch hate their canon characters (well it's mostly s4 Eren that actor Eren hates. actor Floch just hates Floch lol) so any criticism and roasts they welcome with open arms. Floch sees that one meme of his character's hairstyle looking like a cheap Ken doll's and just cackles non-stop. Eren is the number 1 purveyor of tatakae bird memes and posts one every day on twitter. Hange loves those low quality meme face pics - especially the meme of themself in the background of the scene reacting to Historia crying reading Ymir's letter at the end of S3 - it's their profile picture on every social media they have (including tumblr. Convince me that actor Hange does not have a tumblr account 😭). Connie embraces the Aang-wannabe jokes, fully leans into it. Probably runs an AOT meme page too so he’s up to date on all the latest fandom trends and memes 😂 Jean and Sasha, as much as they love a good meme, are tired of the one recurring schtick that the fandom does with their characters so you’ll almost never see them reacting to a meme about their own characters, and honestly, good for them. Marco genuinely finds the half jokes funny even when nobody else does 😭 Annie says she’s not interested in memes and doesn’t understand fandom culture but then you’ll catch her sniggering at the smooth criminal vines that the fandom has adopted. Reiner loves AOT vine compilations.

For Levi, any memes about him mostly just short jokes and fidget spinner memes that he just finds old and annoying but he sees one meme that's just a leaf with his hair and ODM swords edited onto it, it's captioned 'leaf-i' and it's just so stupid, so corny that he just has to laugh.

#aot actor au #aot actors au #yes i laughed at this meme too #it's so stupid it's funny #aot asks #aot hcs #snk hcs

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ladylooch · 10 months

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Giggled a little at lio stalking sav’s dudes with lucie. Like chillin on the couch just grumbling about every detail while lucie’s just chowing down some ice cream throwing in a “yeah, totally” here and there 😂

Lucie couldn't care less. Lio brought her ice cream to sit here in solidarity with him.

"Who stands like that? What a loser." Lio mumbles, showing Lucie a picture of a guy standing on a mountain top.

"You have that exact same picture on Instagram." She laughs. "Pretty sure it was your profile picture even."

"No." Lio snaps back at her. "and look at this fuck."

"Oh hi." Lucie sits up, catching Connor's attention where he is reading a story to Stell.

"No." He tells his wife.

"I can look... for science." She says, grabbing Lio's phone and scrolling through the pictures. "Who is this? He looks familiar?"

"It's my teammate Blake."

"Damn, she turned him down for you?" Lucie tosses the phone back to him. "She loves you, confirmed." Lio smiles, liking the sound of that.

A knock sounds on the door and Lucie bolts up to get it.

"Savannah!!!!"

"I am so sorry I am late. My editing software kept crashing."

"It's okay." Lucie insists, pulling her into a hug. "I was just telling Lio here that I think you're in love with him." Savannah feigns shock.

"Secret is out, Lee." She murmurs, leaning down to kiss his lips. "I'm in love with you." She says against his mouth.

It's Lio's turn to swoon.

#Lio & Lucie

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imagine-a-life-like-this · 6 months

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Oh shit, Mae? Honestly kinda loving it.

Sometimes murder is okay, especially when the killer is🥰🥰

Idk if Woo is just acting or suddenly a tolerable non-douchebag…. Prolly the former

Hiii!!! How are you? You eating and/ or feeling good? Hope you’re drinking water! Sending love and support 🫶🏽🫶🏽

Bestieeeeeeee!!!! So a few things

1.) the dance is Friday, i’m freaking outt

2.) we’ve been holding hands a lot(!) and recently i’ve been chilling on his lap, but today i took a lil nap while on his lap and after waking me up for class he said “I couldn’t feel my arm but it was worth it, i’d let it happen again, many times actually” and i just🥰🥹 cause i was scared that i’d add too much weight of sumn and without me even bringing it up i was reassured 😭.

2.5) this one isn’t big just felt like mentioning it. During the last class of the day we sit next to each other and we were holding hands under the table right? Then when i had to write j moved my hand, now i expected him to start writing too but no! he moved his hand onto my thigh and kept it there until i stopped writing (cause then i could hold hus hand again). Its amazing bc im a stage 5 clinger & he reciprocates the clinginess😊

3.) so I have this ring that is soo cute but doesn’t fit any of my fingers, so i put if on a chain. We now share the necklace.. like deadass if i feel like wearing it ill just go take it off of him then give it back later. And its not just the fact that he’s wearing something of mine but also that he likes it, and he looks good in it.

4.)im in marching band yea? So tonight was a v important game (it was against the rival school, we won 47-0) and he came!! Like ik he was coming but still☺️. So once halftime is over meaning band is done with the halftime show i see messages from my dad & aunt….. why were they sitting right behind him 😭 they got along but i was so scared the entire time, not to mention the nerves that were already there from performing in a bigger stadium than im used to

Like im convinced he’s trying to kill me. Cause literally why else would he be this great? Like wdym you like clinginess, you get along with my dad, and you’re keeping your hand on my thigh??? This man must be stopped. Anywho just wanted to do a lil catching up (and ranting abt him bc im sure my other friends are sick n tired of hearing abt him

Is it actually Mae though 🧐 she could kill me and I would thank her regardless 🥵

PLS YOU'RE SO FUNNY 😂

Hi bestie 🥰 I'm doing well ! Drinking water and eating well. I hope you are too. Sending so much love and support your way. It's coming. You can't stop it 💕💕💕

Omg bestie all of this. All of this is so cute. I am obsessed. Like I feel like I was there and watching my best friend find someone good for them and I'm just smiling 🥹 this is so cute and soft and I am so very happy for you !!!

Such a green flag that he gets along with your dad honestly. And that he supports you. Like yes. So much yes. I am seeing a neon sign that says yes !!!

And you can always come here and tell me about everything because I love hearing about this ! I want to know everything. Please tell me everything 😭

But omg bestie my boyfriend has been too cute to me lately. He keeps calling me his princess and his wife and I 🥺 he even did matching profile pictures with me because I asked. He will literally just randomly text me out of the blue "wife I love you" and I swoon every time. This man is the whole ass love of my life I swear.

#ask

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Meeting Nick online during the pandemic

Fluff, angst

It’s longer than normally, hope you like this one

Online

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: 18+ soft smut, Swearing, fluff, angst (made up instagram profiles)

Y/N POV

I was sitting behind my desk, editing my photos I made before the pandemic started. Almost every country has a lockdown at this moment, traveling is forbidden. I opened YouTube and started my favourite playlist. As I did that I logged in on my instagram, my business profile for the photos I made. That’s were I saw a message, a message from ND209.

ND209: hi, great photos you make

Me: hi, thank you!

I smiled at my right screen. I looked back at my left screen and started to work on my photos. A message noise was heard. I quick looked back, an other messages from that person.

ND209: do you only photograph cars and animals?

Me: no I also make photos of aliens… just kidding I also make photos of humans 😂

ND209: typing…

I giggled at my own dumb answer.

ND209: cool I always wanted to see a alien, care to share it with me 😂

Me: sure hang on.

I laughed and send a cool picture I made during a boxing match in Europe. I went back to my work as I hummend along the song that was playing in the background. I looked back at the other screen and saw the person wrote something back.

ND209: 🔥

I smiled and logged off, ready to focus on my work. ‘I really need to finish this…’

—— a week later——

I was more active on my social media than normally. I made more photos of my dog because everything was on lockdown for real, no more fun things, no bars, no restaurants, no cinemas… really nothing. I was also talking a bit more to ND209 on instagram. I found out that it’s a guy, a bit older than me but likes mma stuff. He knows I’m a woman who lives in Europe, we didn’t share our private accounts yet but I don’t want to be the first one… what if he’s an creep or something. A message from him popped up on my phone. I smiled and clicked on it.

ND209: hey, I just thought about you… I saw a picture that looked like your dog

Me: ahw, that’s sweet of you

ND209: I know 😉

Me: charming

I giggled and put my phone away. ‘Stop, you’re falling for him, you don’t even know him…’

—— 3 weeks later ——

I was nervous, hands were sweaty as I just send him a selfie. He asked for a picture after 4 weeks of talking, talking about everything that’s going on in life right now.

ND209: typing…

ND209: you look beautiful

I blushed and typed back to him.

Me: thank you 🙈

Me: care to share a photo of yourself?

I immediately regretted it. ‘Maybe is to pushy, maybe he’s an old creepy guy…’ I lay my phone next to me as I lay down in bed, wearing my pyjamas. My phone went off and carefully peeked. ND209 send a picture. ‘Oh shit, moment of truth.’ I opened the message and a photo popped up.

ND209: just shaved my beard a few days ago.

Me: still looks good 😉

ND209: typing…

ND209: thanks 😎

I bite my lip as I looked at his picture. ‘No way it’s him, he’s way to good looking…’

—— 1 week later——

He asked if I wanted to video call him. ‘What if he’s lying, it’s an old creepy dude?’ I lay nervously in my bed, waiting for him to call me. I was wearing an football shirt with some joggers as I came back from my run. I sat back up and saw him calling me. I took a deep breath and accepted it. He popped up on the screen and I shyly smiled at him. “Hi.” “Hey.” He smiled back. “How you’re doing?” “Boring, can’t do much. How about you?” I nodded. “Yeah same, just got back from a run but that’s it.” I saw him rubbing his neck. “Yeah, it sucks.” “Yep.” I awkwardly smiled and looked away from my screen. ‘Why am I so weird?’ “Can I see your home studio? If you want to share it with me..” I looked back, he looked nervous as well. I nodded and hopped out of bed. “Yeah of course.” I walked from my bedroom to my home studio at the room next door. I flipped the camera and showed my room. “Here it is, desk with computer and three monitors. A canvas holder for indoor photography. A desk full with lenses and a tv with a small sofa for game nights.” I saw him smiling. “Looks cool, cool place to hang out.” “I know, I’m in here a lot tho.” “I imagine you are.” I popped down on my chair and flipped the camera back to me. “Where are you?” I looked good behind him, he was in a sort of a gym. “I’m in my own gym.” He quickly filmend the place. “Wow, you got your own gym?” “Yeah, together with my brother.” “Lucky you.” He chuckles and moves the camera back to himself. “Can I say I’m happy to see you, as in the person that’s on the picture.” I smiled and nodded. “Yes you can because I’m glad it’s you too.” My cheeks became a bit rosy. ‘He’s cute.’ “Good to here that.” We both stayed silent for a few moments. “I’m sorry but it’s very late here and I’m getting tired.” I said as I yawned in my hands. “It’s okay, I’m glad we spoke for a bit.” “Yeah me too, I talk to you later alright?” “Yes sure, sleep well.” “Thank you, have a nice day.” I waved at the screen and clicked him away. “Oh my god, he’s really cute!” I threw my phone to the side and hide my face in my hands. ‘I think I’m in love…’

Nick POV

She waved and clicked us away. I smiled down at my phone. “You are so fucked brother.” Nate was laughing as he stood in the doorway. “Oh shut up.” I said with a laugh. “You are so in love with her, it’s not normal dude.” I stood up and walked past him. “Just… don’t.” Nate laughs as I left him alone. ‘Yeah maybe I am in love with her.’

—— a few nights later ——

We were video calling each other. She was laying in her bed, as I was sitting in my garden smoking a joint. “Maybe we should meet up..” he voice sounded tired, her eyes were barely open. “We should meet up.” She smiles lazy at her screen. “It’s okay to fall asleep, I know it’s very late where you are.” “I know but… I don’t want to.” Her eyes were closed, her breathing was getting slower and her smile slowly faded. “We meet up when the pandemic is over…” she hummed softly. I looked at her beautiful face. ‘She’s perfect…’ her breathing filled the quietness. I watched her for a few more minutes before I ended the call.

—— 1 month later——

Y/N POV

I was happy, the restrictions for visiting my country were losing up. I even could start my business again. I quickly grabbed my phone and texted him.

Me: hey, good news my country allows traveling again 😊

I went back to my computer, starting up my business email. ‘I need to write a few mails back, maybe I can start this weekend again.’ I typed away on my computer till I heard my phone vibrate on my desk. I picked it up and him texting me back.

ND209: great new for you 😃

ND209: America is still closed off…

Me: ahw that’s sucks

ND209: I know, but who knows in the future 😉

I blushed a bit and placed my phone down. ‘I really want to meet him.’

My best friend stopped by and hung around my home studio. “When are you starting again?” “I hope this weekend, I’m talking to a client at this moment.” She hums. “Why are you so smiling at your phone?” I looked up. “Who me?” “Yes you, who else?” I smiled and looked back. “Who are you texting with.” “I don’t know his real name but I can show you a picture.” She stood up and walked over to me. “Let me see.” I clicked on the picture her send me earlier. “You are talking to him?” She looked surprised. “Yes why?” “You sure, like you guys video called.” I nodded. “Yes why, you making me a bit scared now.” She pushes my arm. “No you’re lying.” “I’m not! Tell me what’s going on.” She shook her head in disbelief. “Bitch, that’s Nick Diaz. A mma fighter, strikeforce champion. He’s famous.” I looked back at the picture. “You don’t know him?” “No.” I was confused. “How do you know him.” “My brothers watch the ufc and my boyfriend watch it of course.” I didn’t know what to say or even think. “I mean his name say’s it ND209, his official instagram name is Nickdiaz209.” She sat down again. Talking about me being clueless. I went to instagram and typed in Nickdiaz209. I clicked on it and saw it was him, same person. I scrolled through his page, looking at the pictures and videos. “It’s weird tho, you’re 27 years old, he’s already 40..” ‘thanks for trying to make this weird…’ “it’s not that bad… I mean we both old enough to make our own decisions.” “I’m only saying…I’m not judging you.” ‘You better don’t judge me, I’m your bestie.’ I sat down and started a new conversation, about her birthday party.

—— later that night——

I was laying in my bed, looking at our text messages. ‘I didn’t know his name but he also doesn’t know mine…’ I bite my lip. ‘Maybe I should tell him that I know and give him my private account.’ I clicked on our chat and typed a message to him.

Me: hey, I know, I know who you are, a friend of mine told me, it’s only fair if I give you my private account, so that you know my name as well. It’s Y/Insta/n.

I saw he came online and read the message. ‘Please don’t ghost me.’

ND209: typing…

He was typing but stopped and went offline. My heart fell and broke in million pieces. ‘It’s over, he’s probably angry or frustrated that I know, maybe there was a reason he didn’t want me to know..’ I lay my phone away and cried till I felt asleep.

Nick POV

“Fuck!” I threw my phone to the side. Nate looks confused. “What happened?” “She knows.” “Knows what?” He had his eyebrows raised and looked very confused. “She knows who I am.” “Wait, she didn’t knew you?” I shook my head. “No, she didn’t, Now she does. She gave me her own profile.” “Wait you both were on a different one?” I nodded. “Yes, I was on my second one, and she was on her business profile.” Nate laughs and shook his head. “Man, just be happy. She would find out eventually.” I sighed. “She probably is scared of me now..” I looked down at my hands. “No she’s not, if she was she wouldn’t told you, she gave her private profile. Dude your in.” Jake said as he was listening to us the whole time. “Yeah he’s right, just be yourself and it will be fine.” I nodded and grabbed my phone. “I’m upstairs.” They nodded as I walked off to my room.

I lay down in bed and went to her private profile. ‘Y/N, beautiful name.’ I scrolled through her page and saw a beautiful picture, it was her smiling to the camera, looking perfect. ‘Where are you from y/n.’ I saw a picture with her and I think her best friend, smiling happily. ‘Should I just ask her friend…no that would be weird.’ I scrolled back and sent her a message from my own profile

Me: hey, it’s me. It’s nice to know your name.

I sent the text and clicked away instagram. ‘Now we wait.’

Y/n POV

I woke up and saw on my phone a message from Nickdiaz209. ‘Oh shit, he replied with his own profile on mine.’ I clicked the message and smiled. ‘He’s not angry at me, that’s good.’

Me: hi, I know right.

Nickdiaz209: I hope you’re still in for us meeting up.

Me: of course, I can’t wait

Nickdiaz209: the restrictions changed, I can travel to others.

My heart stopped for a bit. ‘He can travel.’ I suddenly felt nervous but also very excited.

Nickdiaz209: if you want I can travel to you.

Me: yes of course, I can’t wait to meet you

Nickdiaz209: if you want I can travel next week

Me: sure, let me give you my address.

I send him my address and the airport for him to fly to.

Me: just let me know, than I pick you up from the airport

Nickdiaz209: I will

I freaked out and immediately called my bestie, rating to her about I’m going to meet him, after all those days, weeks, months of texting and video calling him.

—— week later——

I was baking some cookies when I saw a text on my phone. Nick send you a photo. I clicked on it and saw him sitting at the airport waiting to board the plane.

Nickdiaz209: almost, see ya soon

Me: can’t wait, see you soon

I bit down on my lip, looking at him. ‘I really like him, please be nice in person.’ I went back to my cookies. ‘I hope you like cookies tho because this is a huge batch.’

I checked his flight and saw he should be landing in 3 hours so I grabbed my stuff and went to the airport. I parked my car and went inside. I saw on the screens he should be here in a hour. I grabbed a cup of tea and waited, waited for him to walk out of that room.

Nick POV

I landed and went to the luggage area. ‘She’s here waiting for me.’ I felt a bit nervous as I collected my bags. ‘It’s okay, she’s a kind person, she doesn’t judge me for being a bit nervous.’ I cracked my fingers and walked through customs. ‘Here we go.’ The doors opened and I saw her waiting for me. ‘Oh fuck she’s beautiful.’ She saw me and shyly waved. I walked over and smiled. “Hi.” “Hey, it’s good to see you in person.” I moved a bit closer to her. “Can I hug you?” She shyly asked as my heart sped up. “Of course.” She wrapped her arms around my neck, burying her head in my neck. I wrapped my arms around her waist, pulling her close. “I’m very happy to finally meet you.” “Me to.” She slowly pulled back and smiles. “You want to go to my place?” “Yes please, I’m done with travel for now.” She nods as she guided me the way to her car.

She opened the door and let us in. “Welcome to my place.” I walked in, carrying my bags. It was cosy, just like her. “It’s cosy.” I looked around the living room. A dog was waggling his tail. I patted it on his head. “Hi there.” She giggles at me. “He’s nice.” “I know he’s a good boy.” I smiled as she gave him a small treat. “Okay so I live here alone with my dog, so we have two options. You can have the bed and I sleep here on the sofa or we both sleep in my bed.” She shyly smiled. “What do you want?” She blushes and I immediately knows what she wants. “Only if you feel comfortable with it.” “I’m comfortable with it, are you?” She quickly nods “Let’s get your stuff to my room then.” She escaped quickly away to her room. ‘She’s nervous as well.’ I followed her and placed my bags down. “Okay I sleep on this side so you can sleep on the other side.” “That’s fine by me.” “Okay cool, do you like cookies, I made them myself.” I nodded. “Okay follow me then.”

Y/n POV

We eat cookies, I gave him a real life tour through my house, we’ve played video games and now we we’re laying down next to each other in my bed. He was wearing some grey joggers and a shirt. I was wearing my favourite pyjamas. “It’s weird to sleep at the same time, normally one of us is awake.” “I know.” I was facing him, looking at his face. “You like what you see.” My cheeks warmed up. “Maybe.” I was blushing hard. I imagined this way to many times. He looks at me, smiling. “Why do you blush so much? I’m not doing anything yet.” He says with a smile on his face. “I don’t know, it’s because of you being here i guess.” He rolls over, our faces extremely close. “I make you shy?” He whispers. I nodded and he slowly caressed my cheek with his thumb. “Well you make me nervous sometimes.” “I do?” He nods, as I shyly smiled. I saw his eyes looking down at my lips and back to my eyes. ‘He wants to kiss.’ My heart sped up as I did the same, looking at his lips and back to his eyes. ‘Please kiss me.’ My hands went to his face. Tracing his scars. “Can I kiss you?” He whispers. “Yes please.” I whispered back. He softly kissed my lips. I moved closer to him. His hand wrapped around my waist, pulling my body against his. I felt getting a bit aroused by his hand moving around my back. I deepened the kiss as my hands went down to his chest. His hand moved from my waist to my thigh, pulling my leg over his waist. I softly moaned against his lips. He pulls back, his lips were a bit puffy and red. “You’re beautiful.” His other hand wiped away my hair from my face. I smiled and bite down on my lip. “You’re handsome.” I placed a few kisses on his neck. His hand om my thigh squeezed me. “Y/n.” He softly moaned out. I giggled and nibbled on his skin. I felt him getting hard and I started to get horny as well. I slowly moved my hips against him. “You sure.” I nodded as I kissed him softly. “Yes I’m sure.” He kissed me again as we both undressed each other.

We both lay naked in each other’s arms. He was tracing my spine as I was tracing his chest. “I fucking love you.” I looked up and smiled. “I love you to Nick.” He smiles and pulls the blanket higher, covering me a bit more. “We figure this out babe, I’m not letting you go.” I placed a kiss on his chest. “I’m yours Nick , I will follow you everywhere.”

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