english teacher jon is of course good, but HISTORY teacher jon is fucking hilarious, he’s just like “okay class heres what the state requires i teach u but all of thats bullshit propaganda, lemme tell u what ACTUALLY happened. fuck the system.”

the kids love him, the school board hates him, but they cant do anything because he can prove all of his versions are the true ones and the history grades have never been higher. some whiney right-wing parent complains about him injecting an agenda into the course and he tells her about the monster she was afraid of as a child.