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am i cooking chat
#lethal company#sweats very. very. Much#idk if ill finish this i just needed to moe-ify him badly#i dont even have anything to say here im big gay for it#oh yea ahhhhhh based on an ask someone did a while ago i May have been that asker and this is sorta a way to say thanks and i Cant#get itout of my head . smiles. thank u u know who u are dfg
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*casually slides into asks*
The Creator having to be taught the language of Teyvat, except they don't realise that each country has their own seperate language and so they are just mixing and matching phrases from each of the languages and no one has any idea what they are saying
*slides back out of asks*
Hello hello my regular customer 💃
Before u slide out, have a cookie for the road! 🤲🍪
Ok but this would actually happen to me
Im partial to the headcanon that theres a trade language in Teyvat, but each country has their own native language, w/sub-dialects too (i think thats the word?)
Just like what u said basically, bc like what if they dont have the trade one 💀 it rlly is just diff languages and im just over here like 😃🗨👋
(Gif is u in the center trying to talk to other people on the sides lol)
Srry if uncreative or kinda a flop i am not a fountain of ideas as much as i wish to be😔🙏
This may be only funny to me...
But i did my bestest for you beloved regular <3
Also u didnt ask for this but u got it anyway LMAO <3
(sorry if i accidentally start callin u xiao pfp i couldnt find a name to call u by)
Ok but like?? Was anybody gonna tell you???
Or like r u so incomprehensible now bc youve mashed all their lingos together that they dont even recognize any of their languages anymore 😭😭???
Yall ever heard that meme sound that has like music playing in the background and its just a loop of a guy saying "..HuH?..HuH?...HuH?"
^^^Everyone else trying to understand you
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.....?
WAIT A MINUTE ?!%
OH GOD OH NO PLEASEEDA@!?
I HAD THE WORST THOUGHTTT!!!!
DO U JUST SOUND LIKE A SIM TO THEM??!!!
😰😰😰😰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲💀💀💀
CRYINGSOBBING
I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS INTRUSIVE THOUGHT PLEASE NOOOOO JDIOOALLFJSLAFQ
IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING ANDBCRINGING PLEASE -> GOD WALKS AROUND SOUNDING LIKE A SIM TO THE REST OF TEYVAT STOP
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Ok but so many people r trying so hard to teach u their language more fully so u can commit to one at least
(Off the top of head, Thoma, Tighnari but if u keep mixing them more and more even on accident he gets too frustrated and accepts it lmao, Amber, Ningguang she wants ur first teyvat lang. to be Liyuean so bad, Kazuha just wants to genuinely understand u and you understand them aw what a sweetheart, Ei once again a person who wants u to learn Inazuman first lol, Zhongli, Jean, Ganyu, Alhaitham but he'd be a terrible teacher i can see it now, Ayato, Ayaka, Gorou, Yae Miko just so u can actually read her novels abt you + have bragging right lol)
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...Its not really working
Which makes sense tbh, at least to me, bc i sure as fuck couldnt initially hear a big difference between Portugese v. Spanish, Korean v. Japanese etc.
Until i like, kept hearing it over and over and finally got it
(it was easier to differentiate between them on paper than auditorily?? auditorally?!? aUDITORIALLY??!! GODAMMIT IS THAT EVEN A WORD)
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But I could totally see their languages just all sounding really similar to you, or like, theres some bits and pieces from each lang. that mimic others (pantalones Spanish = pants English for example, and its like all u catch are the "pant" sound so ur like?? Ok so same language right? Hence the mix and match)
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So this happens on the daily these days,
U r still going and seeing people,
But nobody has managed to communicate to you that its all different languages lol 🤭
Like this below, happens all the time ⬇️
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Ur having dinner w/ Kamisato clan bc ofc they wanna welcome u!! :D
And Thoma's there, and yall r at the Teahouse, Thoma just got out the hotpot (oh god🤢 ...wait is that you now, r u just like Venti saying oh Barbatos...?)
And they just started dinner but its already a problem w/ur ass LMAO
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Thoma: "What do you want to drink Our God?"
You: "Ahfs kal aldsplease give me ahdhai?"
Thomas face just like "...😶🙁 oh no" HAHA
Ayaka trying to help him,
"Please repeat that Your Grace?" 😅
You, again lol: "I would dhkaied that aifjwe please :)"
U sound like a SIMMM TO THEMM 😭😭
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Utter fail poor Ayaka is at a loss for once,
they're trying so hard to be polite and you havent even gotten a drink yet let alone the meal lmao,
Poor Thoma is struggling, hes just like,
"Um, uh, this one??" All worried bc now hes gotta point to the pitchers one by one until u either point or nod
AND THE REST OF THE DINNER IS JUST THAT SITUATION OVER AND OVER
U give up and just start nodding or pointing for food or napkins or drinks all like, "Oh wow my accent must be heavy today 😀🤷♂️"
Absolutely clueless, and they cant even figure out how to tell u lol
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Oh god i dont wanna think about the chaos if ur also only understanding the basics of every language so not only do they not get all ur words, u dont get theirs 💀
Reminder :D = I have a ✨️poll for 100 follower celebration!✨️Yall get to choose what u wanna see me write about,✨️ Check it out!! :) ♡✨️
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#absolutely GOOFY take#i love it#sagau obsessed xiao pfp asker every response of urs matters SO MUCH to me <3#blessed be sagauobsessed may u get ur beloved 5 or 4 star in one pull 🙏#ask box open#genshin impact#genshin sagau#genshin isekai#sagau#my asks#genshin imagines#gender neutral reader#genshin sagau ideas#genshin god reader#genshin impact sagau#genshin scenarios
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“This cosplayer ships me with my brother” I’m sorry but you’re not a fictional character 😳
🙄🙄🙄🙄
#mod erin#ask#just anti things#image#bullying mention#hi mod jay adding this tag- the cosplayer in the post is the shipper being harassed. not the system.#the asker has clarified but that seems to be getting missed (understandable). thank u for ur time.
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YO INBOX COULD U PLZ STOP EATING MY ASKS
WHOEVERS BEEN TRYNA CONTACT MY WISDOM (/j) MY APOLOGIES, THE GREMLIN IS SAYING NO AGAIN
#stfu sky#THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I RECEIVE 2 ASKS AND IT POOFS AWAY#askbox jumpscare cant do me like that Tumblr 😭#tho I do have a suspicion it mightve been bot shit#which if so? Thank u plz keep on eating bot stuff Tumblr-#u aint getting past this kitchen bot asker
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my characterisation of carlos is based off that bbc sports interview from his toro rosso days where his answer to the question "are you better looking than your friends [who are all spanish]" is "i think we're all pretty ugly, the spanish" like why would you say that 😭😭😭
#CARLOS YOUR SELF ESTEEM BACK THEN WAS 🚮#such a typical response from someone who doesn't back themselves#and then he pivots the response to favoring the asker 'not as pretty as the british'#tom's face when he looks into the camera after carlos rags himself and his friends says it all like#can u believe what this guy is saying with a straight face 😭#carlos is so privileged and sheltered rich private school kid#u can take that kid and give him moderate success in his dream career and put him in ferrari n all of that but he still has that dog in him#tying this back to: carlos wanting multi-year contracts/stability as proof that a team wants him and believes in him#bc if his team does then truly he can and SHOULD believe in himself...#but without that contract he's one of many in the ensemble of drivers that get rotated in and out#i'm not deliberately woobifying him btw this is just my take on how different carlos is nowadays vs toro rosso days#and how he's not that different at all#anyway self confidence and self esteem are two different things and you can have plenty of one but not the other
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did celtia ever return? what about the fragment?
he did not and there wasn't a plan to have him come back, but all the system stuff that was planned was gonna come out as i got asks for it or similar
there was even a plan for an alter called Peaches who is a Pumpkaboo with insomnia
They were to basically be the Mew equivalent of a non-human alter
#yeah a lot of personal things were planned on the go as i got interest#similar to chai and lulu which is why i sacked them cuz they werent getting enough attention to be worth spending the time anymore#cuz the overarching plot was a bit more important#ig u can see it as like#theres the main plot and then side plots reliant on asker direction#so while the direction and end was the same the how we got there wasnt actually as set in stone#thats why the avalon break is just a brief mention as well#text#ask mun#ooc#dl#anon#andante spoilers///
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ted i have no idea of the context of this but i have Vital maxey content to show you https://twitter.com/ChrisScorch/status/1724566019812012282
it's like my favorite thing ever when videos just suddenly end with a silent selfie
#maybe my humor has been severely impacted by 50 cent why he say fuck me for video for the worse#UGH hes so CUTE#it IS vital maxey content THANK YOU#forever will love when askers show me stuff <33 it makes me feel so special#like getting something from my penpal like a special little hometown treat or smthing#a precious little maxey moment Just for Me <33!!!#he is So cute. im gonna hurl#i love nasal voices <33 i rlly do#'okieee 😸!! my nuggets 😺 !' ILY MEOW MEOW#maxey is giving fashion major who attends a bougie college somewhere in nyc#he is frequently late to classes bcs he keeps getting distracted by staring at nyc pigeons#maxeys 50 point game was a THRILL to watch!!! HE IS GOOD AT BASKETBALL‼️‼️#if maxey cant finish all those nugs giannis will happily volunteer as help#seeing my favs have success... as much as i am a hater... i am also... a Lover#it warms my soul *basketball meme quote caption of a famous person's saying*#the context: he is my babygirl#i NEED to go to chickfila to get a peppermint shake!!!!! i love peppermint!!!!! ugh but i hate the cold so i never want to go#CURSE U CHICAGO WEATHERRRR!!!!!#anyways#THIS IS GORGEOUS. THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!!! ILY!!!!!!!!!!!!#i hadnt seen this one by the time it happened!! i love having moots so much <3 my friends!! my allies !!!#my little gay people in my phone <3#ted asks#maxey#hes my PRINCESS !
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wakes up again after ten million years to update my tumblr
#i b scrolling thru my twt like hmm#and then i see how long ago the last tumblr upload was and im like no...#ALSO I SEE U ASKERS I WILL GET AWN THAT SOOON <3
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ik ive brought this up before but the amount of art reposts in the omori tag (without credit or direct links most of the time too!!) 😐😐. bit infuriating.
#omori#THIS GETS MAINTAGGED !! u know why#i think some of the people who do this follow me so. sorry ig.#but like. least u could do is provide a direct link to the post or artist.. especially if youre putting it in the main tag !!!!!!!!#i think most of it is asks. but still . go try and find the artist if the asker isnt going to provide links themselves before posting it !!#or better yet.... dont.. repost art without permission ..?#again ik ik some of these people follow me so. sorry if this is rude i just. cant stand seeing peoples art being reposted with 0 credit#please try to do that at the least.#aubrey.txt
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Stag anon here. I did a thing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55258390
hi stag nonny!!! your writing is wonderful, please send in more of these <3 thank you so much for gifting ur work to me, i feel honoured !!
also in general i really needed to read something silly and fun today so. thank you.
the fic that nonny wrote (check it out!!)
#love all my nonnies and askers obviously but ur my favourite for today#thank u for this once again!! honoured for the dedication#ill get to posting a comment soon#im just really tired right now#ran rambles#hazbin hotel#general asks#radiostatic fic
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ur grading people and if they get an f theyre blocked? my main you aint a kindergarten teacher this is a microblogging platform
yeah, that's why there's that function called blocking! :) cuz this is a microblogging site! that's what microblogging platforms have! :) so you don't have to put up with people's shit! :) interesting that kindergarten teachers where you live are capable of blocking people in real life, hope you had fun with that
#spot says stuff#this is the INTERNET You are the one who curates your own fucking experience and if i dont like someones vibes or what theyre saying to me-#-they are going to get blocked! ''grading'' people??? its called judging people and having set boundaries and self respect#im not here to conform to strangers tastes n the need to Watch Me i dont care about that more than i care about myself#i am not a ''content creator'' i am not someone with some power like a ''kindergarten teacher'' i am a stranger to All of you and-#-just another tumblr user and i dont owe you fucking anything just like nobody Here owes me anything besides base respect#n base respect includes watching what you say to people. i dont have to put up with strangers faults. im holding everyone here accountable-#-for their actions and words because i believe that you are capable of being a good considerate human person n acting sensibly#what would happen if i blocked a person on Tumblr Dot Com. the goddamn apocalypse? please. blocking isnt controlling people around you-#-its Boundaries. you can get over some random bitch blocking you on the internet. its not my responsibility if someone decides that their-#-entire emotional wellbeing depends on a *Stranger*#i have P@NSEAR blocked cuz i just Dont like their content. if someone ''gets an F'' from me for behaviour then MAYBE theres a REASON?#''ur grading people'' goddammit man who Isnt judging the people around them and the interaction they have with them#HOW many times ive said ''feel free to block me!'' in a positive way cuz of smth as small as a too gorey design. what do u think-#-blocking is ysee??? ''you are acting entitled'' because i AM! i AM entitled to having a good comfortable experience on the INTERNET#just like ANY OF YOU. please anon! you dont like my way of treating myself on the Internet do just that! block me! i wont throw a fuss??#if Anyone here doesnt like the smallest aspect of me judge me. i invite you to. judge me and if that aspect is too loud for you Block me#to get along with this anons absolutely correct n in place anecdote: Grade Me. give me an F. boot me from the school whatever That means#keep yourself safe and make your experience on the internet comfortable#i cant tell if youre one of those dumb anon askers who r just lookin for attention or fight Or a reasonable person but heres my look at it#entertain it before you disregard it. got me pissed off from the moment i wake up u dont even know bout my whole blockin system dear god
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love your art, and your blog!!
aww thank you so much!! you're very sweet <3
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actual footage of me reading your writing
NO ITS NOT. NO IT NOT. NO IT NOTTTT
U GUYS NEED TO GET OUT OF MY MAILBOX AND STOP THIS MADNESS
ALL I WRITE IS RAMBLES OR ME SPIRALING OVER A CONCEPT DONT EVEN-
💘💘💔❤️🔥✨️💔💘💖💖❤️🩹❤️🩹💝💝💖💗💘💓💞💕💞💓💓❤❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🔥
TRAVEL SAFE BITCH /LH,
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#SWEET ASKER SQUAD#AT IT AGAIN#DAMMIT#U MAKING ME BLUSH ITS NOT EVEN NOON FOR ME#NAHFIASTOPPP#IM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS I GET THESE#ask box open#my replies#aquarius replies
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V, what the fuck are people asking you to write/accusing you of What The Fuck (also people trying to be like "You can't fuck the FNAF robots" as if the great Foxy Fucker Flood of 2015/16 never existed.)
PFFT (inhales candy cigarette) the foxy fucker flood, i remember it well-
to dissuage any concern, i have NOT been accused of being a proshi///pper or anything like that, don’t worry! my original post was just a reminder since i’ve seen some similar posts from mutuals recently, and the edit was in response to like. a couple of people coming into my inbox to be vaguely annoying about it afterwards (who i assume were just refreshing the search for specific words i’ve now decided to censor in this post lmao)
i just wanted to shut any arguments down very quickly and also state my own boundaries to help people feel more comfortable on this blog :)
#🐰 v.txt#i appreciate ur concern tho anon!!#dw i am very capable of just ignoring any weirdos that come into my ask box#i can guarantee u if i was getting weird requests i’d just block the asker lol
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Bron crushing hard on kyrie is embarrassing
LMFAO
#i love when i get asks that sound like asks u see on wag blogs#sometimes when im bored and the dash is slow i search up my fav wag blogs and catch up on all the messiness#the askers certainly love their lightskins who hate them over there#anyways this just sounded like a tea poster telling me abt an embarrassing married celeb w a family being downbad for someone else#which this pretty much is so#the way lebron smacked that mans hand and proceeded to put more energy into the greeting kyrie had no idea how to complete..#he is so embarrassing#aquariuses will not like someone popular but the moment theyre hated on as well for being a hater#they will do everything in their power to pretend like theyve always liked that popular person#im srry yall but when they be lyin they be lyin lyin fr#they dont lie all the time but when they do it's on smthing heavy n irrefutable to them#i dont think i have to explain it with lebron#bro is the king. he could have anyone. and he chooses That#it's like a rich popular beloved guy who wants the only girl that doesnt like him but in all its problematic realities#maybe being determinely n frighteningly attracted to the one person who tells u no is Not so hot After all. in fact. at all#and maybe that rlly nice girl u str8 up kicked to the curb n abandoned (russ) actually Wasnt that boring n deserving of that#n maybe the girl u want that no one else wants has an actual reason to that which should be acknowledged n probably abided or atleast aided#instead of u deluding urself into being capable of fixing her thru a relationship where both of yall can get hurt#but u know#what do i know#i talk abt zodiacs sometimes im a stain on humanity#the trials of socrates#lebron rlly needs to stand up.. ure literally so real for this anon#amazing ask#ted asks#srry for the barebones actual text i tried framing it like a wag blog
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After tons of research, I believe I may be a clinical lycanthrope but I don't want to seek a professional diagnosis bc I don't want it on my record. I haven't come out about it publicly yet but I want to share my experiences at some point. Is this valid and am I allowed to talk abt it? Or should I keep it to myself?
You dont need my (or anyone else for that matter) permission to talk about what u experience. If you think itd be beneficial for u than do it.
This is why I fucking hate fakeclaiming culture. Like why do u feel like you need to ask this to someone you dont even know? Strangers in the zoanthropy tag on tumblr arent the arbiters of who experiences what or whos allowed to talk about what they feel and experience. And im sorry if ppl if the community made you feel that way.
#mrmidnightmeows#alterhuman#alterhumanity#nonhuman#clinical zoanthropy#clinical lycanthropy#clinical lycanthrope#some of yall in the community are so insufferable about this#reminder that you cant read strangers brains over the internet and its non of your buisness if u think the ppl asking questions#are legitimate or not#get off your high horses#anti fakeclaiming#pro self dx#pro self diagnosis#not mad at you asker btw#id love to check out ur blog if u ever end up making if
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