snailway to heaven 🐌

Last night my gf left the discord call for a sec and said "sorry I'll put on cocomelon for you" and then tabbed over to a google image search for "gundam yaoi"

Journal Comics - Gender and summer thoughts

Medic ain't buying what you're selling Spy

PLEASE more silly LonleyEyes doodles PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ask and ye shall receive (this is actually a redraw of an old comic lol)

[Start ID: Four panel comic of Elias and Peter from the Magnus Archives. Elias is a thin man with a comb-over, glasses, eye earrings, and is wearing a suit. Peter is a broad man with short hair and a full beard. 1st panel: Elias looks annoyed and says, "Peter! I can't believe you forgot our anniversary!". 2nd panel: Peter's face is slightly obscured by a newspaper he's reading. He smirks and says, "That's not the only thing I forgot...". 3rd panel: Peter looks at the viewer with an even wider grin. An arrow points to him that says "Forgot" to tell Elias he poisoned his coffee. 4th panel: Elias looks at the viewer with a devilishly curled grin. An arrow points to him that says "Forgot" to tell Peter he switched their coffee. End ID.]

baemax booty ✨

Chris Pratt and Chris Evans |  Tonight Show Celebrity Photobomb

𝑑𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡, 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑦?

I have an incurable brain disease, I can’t watch two men beat the shit out of each other without imagining them violently fucking

I sure hope no one's annoyed with me yet

Matt: If I run and leap at Frank, he’ll catch me.

Matt, running: Incoming!

Frank: No, I’m holding coffee-!

Frank: *drops coffee and catches him*

‘I know who you pretend I am’

hey