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astra-galaxie · 9 months

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“Dammit, I knew that would come back to bite me….” - Kimberly Worthington

Biographical information

Full Name: Kimberly Worthington

Gender: Genderflux

Sexuality: Demisexual

Status: Alive

Age: 26

Birth: 1990

Race: Human

Nationality: American

Origin: Saint Paul, Minnesota

Residence: Saint Paul, Minnesota

Profession(s): Social Worker

Family:

Averly Worthington (cousin)

Unnamed brother

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Height: 5'10" Age: 26 (season 3) Weight: 152lbs Eyes: green Blood: A-

Kimberly is a few inches taller and has darker skin than her cousin Averly, but the two have almost identical eye colours. Her blonde hair is styled into a pixie cut with lavender streaks, and she has a dark purple beanie on her head with three flower pins on the brim. She wears tight, ripped silver jeans, a purple tank top, a cropped black leather jacket with more pins on the chest, and bulky black boots.

As per her suspect appearance in Blackout Dead, it is known that Kimberly is allergic to peanuts, uses Indian soap, and has watched Jon & Terry.

Synopsis

Kimberly was a suspect in the murder of Bodhi Green. She is cousins with Averly Worthington and followed her to India after learning of Averly's interest in a rising "Guru." Kimberly couldn't believe that her cousin had been blinded by some "light" and was giving her money to a crazy guy in robes. She was sure that the Guru was a scammer and was going to prove it to Averly.

Unfortunately, Kimberly couldn't find the Guru. But she did find one of his most devoted followers, yoga enthusiast Bodhi Green. So, she decided to try and prove her theory by following Bodhi to get proof of his and the Guru's scheme. She stalked him for almost a week, but besides learning about how startlingly flexible the man was, Kimberly found nothing to prove that he was scamming people.

With her hopes of taking Averly home crushed, Kimberly planned to leave India empty-handed. But her trip would be delayed by Bodhi's murder. While she was proven innocent, she was disappointed that neither she nor the Bureau could prove Bodhi and the Guru were guilty of fraud.

Kimberly hopes the Bureau will have more luck convincing their teammate to stop following the Guru than she did with her cousin. She refused to believe that a flashing light could magically cleanse people. Now, she would leave that mission in the Bureau's hands. Meanwhile, she'll keep trying to convince Averly to come home before she gives away every last cent she owns.

Story Information

First appeared: Blackout Dead

Trivia

Her style is pastel-punk with flower accents

I thought her hair would be hard to do, but because of the hat, it was surprisingly easy!

She and Averly love going hiking and camping together

She once put glue in her brother's shampoo as revenge for him hogging the TV

Disclaimer: Character design was created using Rinmarugames Mega Anime Avatar Creator! I have only made minor edits to the design! Background courtesy of CriminalArtist5

Links to my stories:

The Case of the Criminal (Ao3/Wattpad) Killer Bay (Ao3/Wattpad) Where in the World are the Killers? (Ao3/Wattpad)

#criminal case #astra's ocs #my ocs #criminal case save the world

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blackswallowtailbutterfly · 1 year

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Order successfully put through! I AM getting maypops and crowfoot violet this year!

Also followed up with that other nursery that gave me a really confusing answer when I said I wanted to accept the quote. Hopefully they get back to me.

I have other orders due to arrive this month. Plus a large pickup in the city on the 20th. That was a lot of fun last year. Can’t wait to do it again. It’s wonderful to walk into a garden centre that’s 100% native plants even if it’s only for one day.

One of the nurseries I bought from last year that stopped shipping is shipping again! So I will be ordering lakeside daisy among other things from them. They also carry American hog peanut! But it’s not available currently. Hopefully it among other things will be this year. I want Canadian burnet and wild yam and rattlesnake master and Canada nettle and northern dewberry.

Also hoping one of the other nurseries finally has twistedstalk available.

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derpylittlenico · 1 year

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About the Blogger Ask Meme

tagged by inimitable, resplendent @exlibrisfangirl

Favorite Color?

I'm a sucker for jewel tones, of any kind. My hair is currently mermaid adjacent, with some magenta-pink, teal, teal-blue, blue-purple all kinda up in there. If you're interested? Unicorn was the brand I used. Semi-permanent, layers well. Very pigmented, so you can get intense color by just painting it on your hair, OR blend it in w basic bitch conditioner for a pastel variant.

Favorite Food?

It's hard to choose any one. I've had a lot of realllllly great food in my life, but? A forever fave is definitely gado gado. It's Balinese. Steamed vegetables, tempeh, rice, fried FRESH tofu, served with a flavorful, spicy peanut sauce.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?

It...depends? Sweet & Spicy? Korean bbq wings. Yes, please. That. Just Spicy? Spicy Miso Ramen, or Thai Curry. The only one that I can't really do is Savory. I'm extremely sensitive to salt.

Last Thing I Googled?

I was double checking the og Buffy series air dates, bc I wanted to check my memory before declaring that yeah, Peter Hale totally would have been the right age demo to be super into it.

Currently Reading?

Endless fic. Nerve pain flare ups in my hands make holding my books unpleasant, sadly. So, I tend to consume fic via primarily podfic. I have too many reccs for this ask, so I'll save that for if anyone asks.

I do read text versions too, but holding my phone can sometimes be a lot when my hands are hurty, so. Before my hands got really bad, though, I was reading my hefty anniversary edition of "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman.

Last Series?

I. Don't want to just say "idk, fic" again, so I'm just gonna use this section to shamelessly recc "The Protector of the Small" series by Tamora Pierce.

Last Movie?

Thor: Love & Thunder.

I was up, wanted to watch something, and am not the type to pan a movie based on movie bros' Strong Opinions tm tm. It was...I mean? Not as good as the last one, but not exactly the world ending failure people were crying about. Christian Bale was a lot, though. A Lot. I'll give them that... they weren't wrong there.

Last Song?

Baby's On Fire (cover) as performed in the movie Velvet Goldmine. It fuckin slaps. It is my entire jam, because I am glam rock trash.

Song Stuck In My Head?

thankfully??? Not a one. I have a brain that hyperfixates. When I let that happen for songs, it will play it on repeat while I'm trying to sleep. So, yeah. I have methods for preventing that.

Something I Want?

For my body to slow its roll on the inflammation train. Ig this is what makes Hashimoto's vs a non autoimmune thyroid disorder ""fun."" When a flare up kicks off, everything goes hog wild. All at once. Like a symphony orchestra of discomfort.

Dream Trip?

Reykjavik, please and thank you. Or the Laplands in Finland. I've been to Bali a few times, and I love it. Costa Rica was beautiful, too. But, like? I just want to be somewhere with polar nights, bc I am weird like that, ig.

Currently Working On?

Self care. I've been doing the caretaker of a caretaker thing for a bit, and my spoons are limited.

Time?

2:38 am (lordT. To bed with me)

So, like. To the tagging others bit...

Sorry babes for being my only tags for a response, but I think everyone else I know has done this or been tagged? No pressure to reply, obvs. I just didn't want to let this die on my doorstep

@ceiaofsilence @worldtravellingfly @laternenfisch

#ask meme response #ask a blogger

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cabinet-baldo · 1 year

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Debriefing ! Setlist de la soirée SIXTIES IMMERSION DiJerk Baldo au Drunken 20/01/2023https://www.mixcloud.com/.../dijerk-baldo-sixties-beat.../DiJerk Baldo au Drunken 20/01/2023 ⁃ Cocoa par MIGHTY TALLISH ⁃   ⁃ Save the People par BRUCE RUFFIN ⁃   ⁃ Jockey Hinds par MIGHTY CHYPER ⁃   ⁃ The Golden Fleece par JASON & The ARGANOUGHTS ⁃   ⁃ If the Coast Is Clear par Nine Ton Peanut Smugglers ⁃   ⁃ Brandy par JOHN HOLT ⁃   ⁃ Drugs Mule par Nine Ton Peanut Smugglers ⁃   �� Peaches my love par ERIC DONALDSON ⁃   ⁃ You Got Soul par Johnny Nash ⁃   ⁃ The Harder They Come par Jimmy Cliff ⁃   ⁃ Lively Up Yourself par Bob Marley ⁃   ⁃ Chinese children par MIGHTY TERROR (BERT INNIS) ⁃   ⁃ Rub A Dub Dub par The Equals ⁃   ⁃ Bend Me, Shape Me par The American Breed ⁃   ⁃ Life's Too Short par Tony Rivers & The Castaways ⁃   ⁃ Wooly Bully par THE JALOPY FIVE ⁃   ⁃ Gotta Wait par The Game ⁃   ⁃ Come On Up par KAMA DEL SUTRA ⁃   ⁃ I Think We're Alone Now par Tommy James & The Shondells ⁃   ⁃ Hog par THE GROUPIES ⁃   ⁃ Look for Me Baby par The Kinks ⁃   ⁃ I'm a Believer par The Monkees ⁃   ⁃ Dead End Street par The Kinks ⁃   ⁃ The Witch par The Rattles ⁃   ⁃ Gotta Get the First Plane Home par The Kinks ⁃   ⁃ Louie Louie par SIMBA ⁃   ⁃ Too Bad You Don't Want Me par Chris Andrews ⁃   ⁃ Midnight To Six Man par The Pretty Things ⁃   ⁃ 66 5 4 3 2 1 par The Troggs ⁃   ⁃ You Really Got Me par The Kinks ⁃   ⁃ Thirteen Women par The Renegades ⁃   ⁃ Gotta Get Away par The Blues Magoos ⁃   ⁃ Shake par SHADOWS OF KNIGHT ⁃   ⁃ Psyché rock par LES YPER SOUND (Pierre Henry et Michel Colombier) ⁃   ⁃ Slip Knot par Doug Johnson & the Outlaws ⁃   ⁃ Happy Times par The Box Tops ⁃   ⁃ Nothin' par The Ugly Ducklings ⁃   ⁃ Dimples par The Del-Rays ⁃   ⁃ No Friend of Mine par THE SPARKLES ⁃   ⁃ Garden of My Mind par The Mickey Finn ⁃   ⁃ Complication par The Monks ⁃   ⁃ Dirty Water par The Standells ⁃   ⁃ Venus par Shocking Blue ⁃   ⁃ Talk Talk par The Music Machine ⁃   ⁃ I Don't Care par The Dirty Shames ⁃   ⁃ 96 Tears par ? and The Mysterians ⁃   ⁃ Soul on Ice par Fire ⁃   ⁃ Bringing Home the Bacon par Queen Eve & the Kings ⁃   ⁃ Do You Believe In Magic par The Lovin' Spoonful ⁃   ⁃ Happy Feet par Robert Parker ⁃   ⁃ I Gotta Go Now par Rex Garvin ⁃   ⁃ The Nitty Gritty par Gladys Knight & The Pipsb ⁃   ⁃ QI Hang Up (Part 1) par Warm Excursion ⁃   ⁃ Highway Blues par Little Daddy Walton and Sons ⁃   ⁃ Soul Food par Lonnie Youngblood (& Jimi Hendrix) ⁃   ⁃ I Want Love And Affection (Not The House Of Corrections) par Nathaniel Mayer ⁃   ⁃ B W SOULS par MARVINS GROOVE ⁃   ⁃ Tell Me What You're Gonna Do par James Brown ⁃   ⁃ Hang Up (Part 2) par Warm Excursion ⁃   ⁃ Little Flea par Prince Buster & The Maytals ⁃   ⁃ ��Police & Thieves par Junior Murvin ⁃   ⁃ Respect par Norma Fraser ⁃   ⁃ Too Much Too Young par The Specials ⁃   ⁃ Lip Up Fatty par Bad Manners ⁃   ⁃ Ska-Ba par THE SKATALITES ⁃   ⁃ Behold I Come par B. KALPHAT ⁃   ⁃ Wreck a Pum Pum par LORD CREATOR ⁃   ⁃ Toot Last Train to Sla’Ville par MIXED BLOOD ⁃   ⁃ A Message to You Rudy par THE SPECIALS ⁃   ⁃ Cool It par BILL CAMPBELL ⁃   ⁃ He’ll Provide par The Maytals ⁃   ⁃ Express Yourself par Leroy Sibbles ⁃   ⁃ Feeling Soul par BOB ANDY ⁃   ⁃ Rub Up Push Up par Termites ⁃   ⁃ Nanny Goat par Larry Marshall ⁃   ⁃ Pain in My Belly par Prince Buster & The Maytals ⁃   ⁃ - I Can't Explain It par The McCoys ⁃ Sugar Sugar par The Archies ⁃   ⁃ Peace of Mind par Count Five ⁃   ⁃ Brown Eyed Handsome Man par John Hammond, Jr. ⁃   ⁃ What You Gonna Do? par Brian Auger ⁃   ⁃ Come On Baby (Raw Crude Teen Beat) par Al's Untouchables ⁃   ⁃ Mercy, Mercy Baby par Ray Barretto ⁃   ⁃ Funky Street par Arthur Conley ⁃   ⁃ Happy Feet par DAVE ´BABY’ CORTEZ ⁃   ⁃ Beware of the Dog par Georgie Fame ⁃   ⁃ Gonna Give It to You par PIC AND BILL ⁃   ⁃ You Ain’t Nothing But a Devil par JIMMY McCRACKLIN ⁃   ⁃ Woo Hoo par TWANGY ⁃   ⁃ Mony Mony par Tommy James & The Shondells ⁃   ⁃ Tiger par Brian Auger ⁃   ⁃ Sookie par BOVIC (& L'Orchestre African Fiesta) ⁃   ⁃ The Trip par Kim Fowley ⁃   ⁃ Baby Under My Skin par Oscar & The Majestics ⁃   ⁃ Pushin' Too Hard par The Seeds ⁃   ⁃ Shakin' All Over par Johnny Kidd & The Pirates ⁃   ⁃ Whole Lotta Woman par Johnny Kidd & The Pirates ⁃   ⁃ Progress par The Pretty Things ⁃   ⁃ I Get So Excited par The Equals ⁃   ⁃ By My Side par The Elois ⁃   ⁃ Yo Grito par Los Sirex ⁃   ⁃ Getaway par Georgie Fame & The Blue Flames ⁃   ⁃ Inside Looking Out par The Animals ⁃   ⁃ Wild Thing par The Troggs ⁃   ⁃ Commotion par Creedence Clearwater Revival ⁃   ⁃ Baby Jane (Mo Mo Jane) par Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels ⁃   ⁃ The Kangaroo par The Panics ⁃   ⁃ It's One Thing to Say par The Riddles ⁃   ⁃ The Memphis Train par Rufus Thomas ⁃   ⁃ Break It Up par Julie Driscoll & Brian Auger & The Trinity ⁃   ⁃ Take It Off par Groundhog ⁃   ⁃ Peter Gunn par Duane Eddy ⁃   ⁃ (fin)1ere Gnossienne d’ERIK SATIE par CLAUDE HELFFER

#dijerkbaldo #baldo #vinyls #7"#60's music #drunken #ledrunken

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middleland · 4 months

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American Hog Peanut by Picsnapper1212

Via Flickr:

"Peanuts" in pods.

#hisey park #waynesville ohio #warren county #looking at plants

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brookstonalmanac · 7 months

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Monthly Holidays: October

Monthly Beer Holidays

British Columbia Craft Beer Month

Fresh Hop Beer Month

Gluten-Free Beer Month

Harvest Beer Month

Monthly Holidays

Adopt-A-Shelter-Dog Month

AIDS Awareness Month [also December]

American Cheese Month

American Magazine Month

American Pharmacists Month

Antidepressant Death Awareness Month

Bat Appreciation Month

Black Cat Appreciation Month

Blindness Awareness Month

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Caffeine Addiction Recovery Month

Celebrating the Bilingual Child Month

Celiac Disease Awareness Month

Children's Magazine Month

Church Library Month

Class Reunion Month

Clergy Appreciation Month

Computer Learning Month

Consumer Information Month

Cookbook Month

Co-Op Awareness Month

Country Music Month

Crime Prevention Month

Cut Out Dissection Month

Eat Better, Eat Together Month

Emotional Intelligence Awareness Month

Emotional Wellness Month

Employee Ownership Month

Energy Awareness Month

Eye Injury Prevention Month

Fair Trade Month

Family History Month

Financial Planning Month

Fire Prevention Month

Gain the Inside Advantage Month

German-American Heritage Month

Global Diversity Month

Go Nuts over Texas Peanuts Month

Gourmet Adventures Month

Head Start Awareness Month

Health Literacy Month

Hog Out Month

Hunger Awareness Month

I'm Just Me Because Month

International Augmentative & Alternative Communication Awareness Month

International Starman Month

International Walk To School Month

Italian-American Heritage Month

LGBT History Month

Long-Term Care Planning Month

Lupus Awareness Month (UK)

Month of Freethought

Month of the Hedgehog

National Adopt a Shelter Dog Month

National Apple Month

National Applejack Month

National Arts and Humanities Month

National Bake and Decorate Month

National Book Month

National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

National Bullying Prevention Month

National Caramel Month

National Chili Month

National Cookbook Month

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National Dessert Month

National Domestic Violence Awareness Month

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National Protect Your Hearing Month

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National Sudden Cardiac Arrest Awareness Month

National Toilet Tank Repair Month

National Vegetarian Awareness Month

National Work & Family Month

Organize Your Medical Information Month

Pear & Pineapple Month

Photographer Appreciation Month

Polish-American Heritage Month

Positive Attitude Month

Raptor Month

Rhizomes and Persimmons Month

Rhubarb Month

Right-Brainers Rule Month

Self-Promotion Month

Spinach Lovers Month

Squirrel Awareness Month

Strategic Planning Month

Tackling Hunger Month

Talk About Your Medicines Month

Workplace Politics Awareness Month

World Menopause Month

#Monthly Holidays

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wildlife-film · 10 months

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Amphicarpe bractéolée/American Hog Peanut (Amphicarpaea bracteata)

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vandaliatraveler · 8 months

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A few photos above from an early morning hike at the Friendship Hill National Historic Site near Pt. Marion, Pennsylvania. If you want to learn more about the history of this sprawling estate, you can go to this link or search for prior posts from the main search page of my Tumblr blog. In addition to the historic homestead of Albert Gallatin, the park features ten miles of hiking trails through verdant oak-hickory and riparian forests. This time of year, the Central Appalachian forest is rich with fungi, legumes, berries, and the loveliest orb-weavers imaginable.

From top: wingstem (Verbesina alternifolia), also known as yellow ironweed, a late summer aster so named because the petioles of its leaves run down the plant's stem; northern spicebush (Lindera benzoin), a gorgeous native shrub whose bright red berries in late summer are followed by the most extraordinary gold foliage in the fall; orange mycena (Mycena leaiana), a lovely, gregarious fungi of deciduous logs whose pigment has shown antibacterial and anti-cancer properties; the ripened but dangerously toxic berries of pokeweed (Phytolacca americana), whose young leaves are used by mountain folk to make poke sallet (but only after repeated cleansings to remove the toxins); American hog-peanut (Amphicarpaea bracteata), a lovely twining vine whose roots and ground nut are edible; cutleaf coneflower (Rudbeckia laciniata), also known as green-headed coneflower and wild goldenglow, a close relative of black-eyed Susan with gorgeous, pinnately-dissected leaves (the leaf photo also shows the characteristic tri-foliate leaf pattern of hog-peanut); zig-zag goldenrod (Solidago flexicaulis), one of two adorable woodland goldenrods that grow in this area (the other being blue-stemmed goldenrod), both of which produce clusters of brilliant yellow flowers in both their leaf axils and at the ends of their stems; steeplebush (Spiraea tomentosa), also known as hardhack, which produces delicate plumes of pink flowers in late summer; a spined micrathena (Micrathena gracilis), which has ensnared a fly in her web; and an arrowhead orb weaver (Verrucosa arenata), also known as a triangle orb-weaver, a sparkling gem of an arachnid that reels in its prey like a fisherman dragging in a net.

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zoease1 · 1 year

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🗣️🗯️ Man this man Jim Cramer has lost his peanuts 🥜 inside his brain🧠 Feds are the same ones that wish for jobs to decrease in America. Throughout American history jobs & businesses have always been the back bone of America. When it's jobs & businesses America 🇺🇲 is good!

I stopped listening to this clown 🤡 on 1-26-2023 trying to hog brain wash me & whoever listen to this man 🙄

#word spitting #jim cramer

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shinymooncolor · 4 years

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It’s Thursday, I’ve got a long weekend - so here’s a new sweater weather chat!

@lumosinlove is the mastermind behind these hilarious characters. I just play around and pretend my life is half as exciting as these guys’ lives are.

@wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer are my best bro’s and always support my crazy ideas with no hesitation. 🙏🏻

If you have prompts - let me know! 👀

Sweater weather chat #4

Dumo panics. Celeste is disappointed. Tyler’s mom is thirsty. Logan has heard too much. Leo is scolded. Kuny is hungover. Nado has been dumped. He is also the king of nicknames. Walker brags. We spend another Sunday in the bat cave. I want to live there now.

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Wednesday, 4.32 pm

Nadotheman: @talkiewalkie I’m now at a record 8200 viewers for my live workout. 💪🏻👀

Talkiewalkie: whatever. I’m still more ripped than you.

Russiangod: I read blog. I think old ladies like

Tylerthemighty: my mom asked for your number. 61 y/o divorcee. Her book club wants to come to next match. I gave them tickets 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Eliascookie: 😂 thirsty housewives

Prongstar: nado got them old ladies. Sure you could learn a thing or two!!

Nadotheman: I am epic and my sexual encounters are epic

Russiangod: 5 minutes epic? Americans are strange

Siriously: savage

Nadotheman: fuxk off Evwhiny, Not my fault you’ve struck out for three fucking months. Remmy gotta worry about that wrist of kun(t)y’s

Fruitloops: leave me out. Also @prongstar stop changing my name.

Fruitloops changed their name to remuslupin

Prongstar changed remuslupin to fruitloops

RussianGod: not three month. Ur mom here last week. Show her good time.

Timmyforrealz: 😂😂😂 fucking got you there Nado.

Nadotheman: I hate you all. And he didn’t fuck my mom he’s scared of her. Bitch

DumoDad: language. And fruit loops is cute.

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Saturday 11.27 am

Dumodad created a group.

Dumodad named the group: grabby teen boy alert.

Dumodad added: talkiewalkie, newt-leo, carbo’hara, loganTremblayzzz, nado the man, RussianGod

Dumodad: first of all. This group does not exist. You know nothing. Celeste must not know anything.

Newt-leo: dumo you alright?

Dumodad: No! drove Adele to the mall. She said she was going out with friends. When I got home Celeste says it’s a date. She is 14?!?!?! My baby is in the mall with a perverted football player called Chuck? Someone has to go to the mall. NOW. I will give you my 1954 Stanley cup game puck. I cannot leave. Celeste has me under strict supervision.

CarbO’Hara: were already at the mall. @nadotheman got dumped so we’ve gone to watch a movie.

Nadotheman: I was not dumped. I ended things. I don’t get dumped.

RussianGod: she said sex was fine. She not call back. You were dumped also she winked at me when she tied shoes. Also u want buy her stuff. She just using u. Better off no girls. Poor baby Nado.

Nado the man: traitor. I didn’t sleep with that fan you took back to the hotel in philly or tell on you. So what they’re using me? I get more action than the rest of you babies combined. (Not you Dumo, don’t think I haven’t noticed those scratch mArks)

DumoDAD: I married well. Go back to rescuing my girl from that deprived creep. A footballer. Of all the idiots in that school and she chooses a footballer. Merde.

Logantremblayzzz: NO! DONT TALT ABOUT THAT he’s like my dad 😫😫😫

RussianGod: grow up. Where u think 4 baby come from? 🍆🍆🍆

DumoDAD: go back to looking for my daughter and leave my (active) sex life out of it

Talkiewalkie: @russiangod you dog!! Roadie one nighter. I’m so proud. Also go dumo!!!!

Nado the man: she was hot. No idea how he got her. Also @talkiewalkie like you’ve ever had the balls for a one nighter

Talkiewalkie: @nadotheman back off man, you’re just a baby compared to my epic sexual history

Nadotheman: @talkiewalkie huh you didn’t even play the v-card until you were 17

Talkiewalkie: @nadotheman not true. That was my first fan. V-card was my JUNIOR prom with the head cheerleader (she was totally a senior)

Dumodad: @walkietalkie no one cares you lost your virginity in the back of a Buick. My daughter is out there with a BOY. ALONE.

Talkiewalkie: @dumodad wrong username and it was a CAMRY and she was a SENIOR

LoganTremblayzzz: were at the mall. Finn and Leo scouting food hall. I’m covering first floor. @nadotheman any luck on second floor?

RussianGod: someone having sex in the bathroom

Logantremblayzzz: @newt-leo @CarbO’Hara behave. Also don’t leave me out.

Newt-leo: she’s in the food court. Also @russiangod they’re not having sex they’re fighting

Dumodad: IS HE TOUCHITN MY NAB GIRLv

Newt-leo: stress texting? Calm down they’re just talking

Newt-leo: okay he’s got his arm around her

CarbO’Hara: abort abort she saw us

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Saturday 11.54 am

Adele: MAMA! Leo and finn and kuny are stalking me. You promised not to tell dad. Charlie is terrified and he wants to leave and he didn’t ask me to prom

Mama: sorry mon Cherie. Your dad is in big trouble. Please call me

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Saturday 12.01 pm

Carb’OHara: @russiangod just got scolded by guard for sitting without a tray and Adele is yelling at him too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*pic of kuny sitting looking guilty while tiny Adele is shouting*

Dumodad: gentlemen. Why is my daughter calling me, crying cause you scared off her date? I don’t care what my imbecile of a husband has told you. You are all going home and you are all going to think about this. And NO DESSERT FOR ANY OF YOU. I am sorry you got dumped @nadotheman. @talkiewalkie don’t brag about losing your virginity in a car.

Saturday 2.43 pm

Logantremblayzzz: shit! Celeste is furious. Dumo is def sleeping on the couch. Oh fuck. She’s grounded him 😂 this is hilarious.

RussianGod: 😛

Logantremblayzzz: don’t have to worry about baby #5. He’s in the dog house for a month 😂😂😂

Dumodad: she wasn’t kidding. I’m banished to the couch for the foreseeable future. Don’t think you’re not in trouble, Logan. She wants to talk to you now.

RussianGod: nice knowing u Logan.

DumoDAD: 😬🙏🏻🥺😫

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Saturday 3.44 pm

Celeste: Leo, I am very disappointed.

I expected this from the others but I thought you were better.

Leo: I’m so sorry!!

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Sunday 11.34 am

Kuny: my head hurts. I need food

Nado: it’s your own fault dumbass. Chucking vodka like it’s fucking water. Not gonna feel bad for ya

Kuny: I was homesick. U not feel bad today?

Nado: nah I can handle my liquor, you sad excuse for a Russian. What if I told your fellow countrymen you’re currently whining like a baby...

Kuny: I drink better than u. No one believe that.

Kuny: need water pleas. Also want fries

Kuny: pleas i pay.

Nado: stop texting me, I’m trying to watch a movie. Also you’re disturbing my sexting go away

Kuny: who u sext? Girl from bar? Pretty one or scary one?

Nado: I’m not telling you and maybe it’s both. Also quit texting me. Can’t keep this clever dirty talk up when I have to deal with your whining.

Kuny: I can help

Nado: you’re not helping me fucking sext now go back to sleep you big baby

Kuny: stupid also don’t wank with door open

Nado: then go fucking close it you ungrateful dick. Also you know wank but sergei and I had to sit there and help you fucking answer interview questions. Your little game of pretending not to know English is sad. Also your whole “baby face Russian giant with cute accent” bit is getting old.

Kuny: my accent is cute and I know wank cause walker told Me. Am not ungrateful u are. I not tell team lots of things

Nado: oh don’t even go there.

Kuny: I thought u busy sexting

Nado: u fucking ruined it ok. Are you clothed? I’m coming in there now.

Kuny: not naked also u lie about sexitng girls. He he. now bring me food. And Diet Coke.

Nado: ungrateful fucking hungover Russian waste of space. I hate you.

Kuny: u love me. Bring more blanket for room we can make fort and see Disney. I like little green eye

Nado: ordered some French fries and shakes now. In season. So naughty. Also We’re not watching monsters inc again. You’ve got a weird obsession with that film. Moana or the Scottish one.

Kuny: rude. Ok. Just bring food and blanket.

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“You’re such an ungrateful roomie, scoot over you big lump. You’re hogging my blanket”

“No am not. U love me - DONT TOUCH MY CURLY FRIES”

“Funny you can speak English when people are stealing your food. Stop yelling. I don’t love you. I tolerate you”

“Shut up. Funny chicken, look like peanut When he drink”

“I’m telling him you said that”

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Did they build a massive blanket fort in their epic cinema/game room? You bet. Does drunk Leo look like the chicken from Moana? I think he does.

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lovemesomesurveys · 3 years

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This or That Survey Food/Drink:

Steak or Ribs? Ham or Turkey? Chicken Nuggets or Chicken Strips? Watermelon or Kiwi? Burgers or Hotdogs? Shrimp or Crab? Cookies or Cake? Cheetos or Doritos? Peanut Butter or Jelly? Kitkat or Reeses? Spaghetti or Ramen Noodles? Eggs or Bacon? Tator Tots or French Fries? Tacos or Nachos? Sundrop or Mountain Dew? Dr Pepper or Root Beer? Cranberry Juice or Orange Juice? Milk or Chocolate Milk? Sprite or 7up? Water or Tea? Lemonade or Koolaid? Peas or Corn? Twix or Snickers? Potatoes or Tomatoes? Ketchup or Mustard? Salt or Pepper? Frosted Flakes or Fruit Pebbles? Vodka or Kessler? Apple Pie or Cherry Pie?

Colors: Blue or Green? Yellow or Orange? Pink or Purple? Black or Brown? White or Grey? Red or Maroon? Silver or Gold? Music: Rock or Country? Pop or Rap? Drake or Lil Wayne? Paramore or Flyleaf? Katy Perry or Lady Gaga? Sleeping With Sirens or A Day To Remember? Jason Aldean or Lady Antebellum? Metallica or Black Sabbath? Taylor Swift or Demi Lavato? Joan Jett or Pat Benetar? Tv Shows: Repo Games or Lizard Lick Towing? Family Guy or American Dad? Spongebob Sqaurepants or The Fairly Oddparents? Awkward or Skins? Teenwolf or Degrassi? Bad Girls Club or Americas Next Top Model? Rugrats or Hey Arnold? Pawn Stars or Hardcore Pawn? Jerry Springer or Maury? Movies: Hancock or The Green Lantern? Superbad or Pineapple Express? Twilight or The Hunger Games? Zombieland or Kickass? Ninja Assassin or Kill Bill? Captain America or Thor? The Breakfast Club or Weird Science? American Pie or Friday? Xmen or The Avengers? Saw or Hostel? House Bunny or Legally Blonde? Duplex or The Cable Guy? Star Wars or Lord of The Rings? Resident Evil or 28 Days Later? Blades of Glory or Dodgeball? Random: Taken or Single? Old or New? Apartment or House? Yes or No? Lips or Eyes? Tall or Short? Little or Big? Walk or Drive? Eyeliner or Eyeshadow? Lipstick or Chapstick? Women or Men? Straight or Gay/Bi? Smoking or Drinking? Text or Call? Animals: Cat or Dog? Lion or Tiger? Horse or Cow? Flamingo or Penguin? Shark or Dolphin? Panda or Polar Bear? Peacock or Turkey? Pig or Hog? Whale or Seal? Elephant or Rhino? Shapes: Circle or Oval? Square or Rectangle? Trapezoid or Triangle?

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pnwdoodlesreads · 3 years

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TO PLANT their flower and vegetable gardens, African American women used their hands—darkly creviced or smoothly freckled; their arms—some wiry, others muscled; and their shoulders and backs—one broad and another thin. They dropped small seeds into the soil with their veined hands. They wrapped their arms around freshly cut flowers to decorate tables in their homes. They bent their shoulders and backs to compost hay, manure, and field stubble, and transplanted plants from the woods into their own yards. These women developed a unique set of perspectives on the environment by way of the gardens they grew as slaves and then as freedwomen.

They continued these practices and exercised these perspectives into the early twentieth century. Rural African American women then joined these traditional ways of gardening with horticultural practices they learned from Home Demonstration Service agents and from the special programs developed in African American schools in the South.

An examination of these traditions and practices of gardening changes the reading scholars have had of African American participation in Progressive-era agricultural reform and also reveals the outlines of a rural African American environmental perspective at the time. Progressives envisioned national agricultural reforms that subjugated the discrete and nuanced expertise of local actors to models of bureaucratic efficiency and skill. Yet African American women developed an expertise from community knowledge, from their own interpretations of agricultural reforms, and from the training they received in horticulture in the Cooperative Extension Service, African American schools and other places. Progressive era scholars have missed the critical role of African American women gardeners in Progressive reform efforts, or at least have not viewed the participation of African Americans in these efforts through the critical lens of gender.2

These women cultivated with simple tools, a hoe, trowel, or shovel in one hand and seeds or fertilizer in the other hand. But they gardened within a gendered and racial milieu that gave the application of these simple instruments of skill a complex social potency. Rural African American women and men often supported one another in complementary roles and with strategies that were designed to support the family unit. Some women met their own and sometimes their family’s needs by harvesting vegetables for meals, and by planting shrubs and cultivating flowers to create more appealing homes.

The value of the women’s contributions to household productivity was often invisible to Progressive reformers, who practiced enormous condescension in their efforts to uplift the poor. African American reformers shared this condescension, making women special objects of disdain. Thomas Monroe Campbell, an agent for the Negro Cooperative Service, was haughtily dismissive of rural women, characterizing them as “too careless as to the loud manner in which they act in the streets and in public places ... and unduly familiar with men.”

But ultimately, African American women in the rural South controlled how and where they gardened, and by implication, why they gardened. They drew upon rich traditions of gardening knowledge and took what they would from Home Demonstration Work and the education programs of African American schools.This article explores this relationship between African American gardening and Progressive reform, but also asks how African American women cultivated their own gardens. Were African American women’s gardens expressions of self-interest or community experience and values, or both? Did the women blend community and Progressive influences in the gardens they made and used? How did the gardening practices of African American women in the early twentieth century rural South add up to an environmental ethic?3

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THE AFRICAN AMERICAN GARDEN

AFRICAN AMERICAN and Euro-American gardens also possessed distinctive characteristics much like the roles of African American men and women. Though Vera Norwood argues that women of both groups were “responsible for designing and maintaining the yard and its ornamental garden” according to gender, ethnicity was as important as gender in shaping the unique gardens of African Americans. These featured flowers, shrubs, trees, and plants that were purchased individually, accepted as gifts, or cultivated from cuttings. African Americans created colorful motifs from gifts and cast-offs. Euro-Americans could more readily buy several plants and group and organize them.

African Americans relied on an oral tradition, unlike Euro-Americans whose expertise came from magazines and books. African American traditions were so ingrained that plants presented as gifts were associated with the giver.7African American women manipulated and controlled their yards for multiple functions in slavery and then in freedom. Free range in which livestock could roam, or a pen, an extended kitchen from the house, cleaning and leisure spaces, swept areas, and pathways to the fields, woods, the slaveholder’s house, and fenced flower and vegetable gardens comprised overlapping spaces in the yard. Each function, each space was often fluid with little or no boundaries.

Unlike most slaves, renters and owner-operators had some income and could purchase livestock, including chickens and hogs that were given free range of the yard.The women sought the shade and protection of trees from the sun and heat to prepare meals, feed and entertain family and friends, scrape pots, scrub dishes, wipe tables, beat rugs, and launder clothing. Children played and adults sought recreation throughout the yard, particularly in the shade. Outside the green spaces, women carefully swept clean any foliage, including weeds, creating a bare and austere yard.

The pathways took the women beyond their homes and yards to the environs of the woods, fields, the big house, neighbors, and town.8 In these gardens, African American women planted vegetables, fruit, flowers, shrubs, trees, and plants in red clay, sandy, and dark loamy soils. They generally cultivated vegetable gardens on a side or to the back of the cabin for easy access. To keep out livestock, their partners probably built enclosures of tied stakes for gardens—less expensive than free range. Most women grew vegetable gardens primarily to sustain their families.

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They planted okra, milo, eggplant, collards, watermelon, white yam, peas, tomatoes, beans, squash, red peppers, onions, cabbage, potatoes and sweet potatoes. Others planted truck gardens and sold corn, cotton, peanuts, sweet potatoes, tobacco, indigo, watermelons, and gourds at the market for profit. African Americans also displayed flowers for everyone’s viewing and pleasure, beckoning neighbors to take a closer look or visitors to chat in the yard’s fragrance and color.

The women looked out upon exquisite flowers including petunias, buttercups, verbenas, day lilies, cannas, chrysanthemums, iris, and phlox planted in the ground, old tires, bottles, planters, and tubs. They placed shrubs—roses, azaleas, altheas, forsythia, crepe myrtle, spirea, camellias, nandina, and wild honeysuckle—throughout the yard. Azaleas and roses were most commonly planted. The dogwood, oak, chestnut, pine, red maple, black locust, sassafras, hickory, willow, cottonwood, and redbud dotted the landscape. They chose ornamental plants that were self-propagating, along with annuals that were generally self-seeding.

Colorful combinations of blues, reds, pinks, oranges, whites, and yellow often clashed with little or no sequencing. Placement was generally informal, where the gardeners could find space. A mix of color and placement resulted in a lack of symmetry and formal design. African Americans, including the women, simply could not afford to buy several shrubs, plants or flowers at the same time to create such symmetry.9 Women’s roles were transformed from slavery to sharecropping. Jacqueline Jones observes that African American men reinforced gender roles by hunting and fishing during slavery. Men were primarily responsible for cultivating the tiny household garden plots allotted to families by the slaveholder.

They practiced conservation, tilling their own vegetable plots when time off from the slaveholder’s tasks allowed. Dating back to the antebellum period, slaves used organic farm methods such as composting, when they took or were given the opportunity to grow their own gardens. A Louisiana slave gardener also built birdhouses from hollowed gourds to attract nesting birds that protected vegetables from insects and other pests.The birdhouses, a modern fixture in suburban backyards, provided shelter for the birds that served as a natural pest control.

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GARDENING IN AFRICAN AMERICAN SCHOOLS:

African American schools offered several options to their students including model yards and classes with practical and aesthetic applications. The school trained students on school grounds by cultivating model yards for teaching and profit. The model yards featured traditional elements found in a rural African American culture, including gardens, livestock, and laundering. Schools like Tuskegee and Hampton Institute also offered home economics classes, which included gardening training for women, and an agricultural curriculum for men. Most significantly, African American women teachers taught other women to cultivate aesthetically pleasing gardens.

Some applied their training to teach at secondary schools. In 1937, the African American Elizabeth City State Normal Summer School in North Carolina offered a class in housing titled, “The Rural Community Background and Rural School Organization and Management,” which emphasized home and yard aesthetics in the curriculum, and suggested “ways and means of making rural life more attractive and joyous to those who live in the open country.” Students sketched “attractive lawns and backyards and [gave]suggestions of what native shrubbery to use and when to transplant it” in this class.

They created images of nature in their art and searched the woods for plants to dig up, carry home, and replant.27 Progressive influences continued at Hampton which offered to African American women courses with aesthetics in mind, ranging from “Flower Arrangement” to “Landscape Design” in the “Curriculum for the Division of Agriculture.” These courses nurtured creativity through symmetry and beauty. Hampton also offered “Flower Arrangement” and “Flower Growing for Amateurs”— classes focusing on aesthetics and scientific housekeeping already practiced in the community and Home Demonstration.

In the flower arranging class, teachers taught “the fascinating art of flower arrangement [that] provides a medium of expression universal in appeal. Students in all divisions of the Institute will find value in learning to utilize plant materials in home, store, school, or office decoration.” Instructors demonstrated “the necessary methods involved in knowing and growing ornamental plants commonly used about the home can well be learned with study and practice” in “Flower Growing.” As teachers, Home Demonstration agents, or homemakers, women applied scientific housekeeping to gardening.28Hampton also offered classes in advanced gardening.

Teachers there taught “Ornamental Horticulture,” a course general enough in scope for the layperson and the horticulturist. Students, both men and women, learned to arrange and enhance “the homes and grounds and larger properties in order to make them more useful as well as attractive” while “growing and caring for trees, shrubs, and flowers as a commercial enterprise or as a hobby.” One of the courses, "Landscape Design of Small Properties,” was more advanced than basic flower planting and arranging, and taught vegetable gardening with an emphasis on aesthetics: “Landscaping one’s own home or school grounds is an economy and a pleasure as well as an art.

Teachers, community workers, and home owners alike will find it much to their advantage to be able to improve their surroundings in their respective communities.” In the “Landscape Gardening” class, students learned “the practical methods of beautifying grounds around the buildings, the construction of wind breaks, placing ornamental flower beds, laying out walks, planting trees and shrubs, arranging and planting window boxes.” Once again,African Americans had the opportunity to layer Progressive horticultural education upon community experiences.29

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