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#alternate ending: gideon: ...ok i also wanna be a prince and have bones made of titanium
drwormwithproblems · 2 years
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john (life falling apart, suddenly a single father to an undead teenager with an attitude): what is it you want, gideon?
gideon (trying to be as obnoxious as possible): i wanna lead the cohort
john "post-divorce slut era nothing matters anymore" gaius: you got it kiddo!
gideon: (shocked pikachu face)
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