#also these hoodies are what make me think things like the z stitching is z lmao
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No, It's Definitely Funny
Prompt: Can I request a second part to "Let's Call It Funny" where Bucky, Sam, Steve, and Peter unite forces to confuse and concern all the other avengers (with at least one instance where two or all of them respond to something by pretending to jump off a building?) Love you! -Auggie
Does it count as being back on my bullshit if I never left?
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Warnings: none, unless you need a warning for gen z humor
Pairings: it's still found family hours
Word Count: 2259
Peter’s gonna be honest, he may or may not have some competition for the funniest person in the Tower right now.
Because let’s look at the list here:
Traumatized? Everybody and their private jet’s worth of vintage and designer baggage needs therapy.
Queer? If you think Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, or Sam Wilson is straight, you need to tell them everything they’ve ever done to make you think they’re straight so they can stop doing it immediately.
Superhero? Yeah, okay, shush, now you’re being stupid.
Neurodivergent? Have you seen the way these men behave? Definitely the model of Perfectly Normal Person™, what on earth are you talking about, absolutely 100% Normal™.
The only things he’s still got going for him that the others don’t are high-schooler and trans. That’s not a lot when it comes to the fact that hey, two of them are from the Great Depression—let’s be honest, they’re the OGs when it comes to fatalistic humor—and they’ve all got years of practice.
Sure, Peter’s got some trauma-given raw talent, but it’s not refined by years and years of throwing yourself off of buildings and out of planes to avoid having conversations about your emotions.
The day Aunt Nat dropped all of SHIELD’s files on the Internet and Peter found out that Steve yeeted himself out of a plane—without a parachute!—to avoid Nat’s prodding about getting a date was the best day of his fucking life.
“Don’t you go stealing my moves there, kid,” Steve had scolded playfully, winking over the rim of his mug.
“Try and stop me, I dare you.”
“And this is why,” Tony had sighed, looking every bit his 79 years—“Hey!”—as he watches this interaction go down, “you have a parachute built into your suit.”
“I’ll just wear my old one, don’t worry about it.”
“That heinous thing that’s just a cut-up old hoodie and goggles? Peter, no, that thing is being held together with safety pins and hope!”
“I mean, me too, so it’s fine.”
“Peter!”
“Also, like, it’s the one I almost got crushed to death in, so it’s got the emotional trauma seasoning already.”
“Wait—“ Bucky had sat up— “you almost got crushed to death by a building? Sheesh, kid, you’re really flirting with the reaper, huh.”
“It wasn’t so bad, I had training from the years and years of carrying the weight of my sins crawling on my back.”
“At least ask Death for his number next time, he’s not returning my calls.”
“Sergeant, I swear to God—“
“Actually, Death uses they/them pronouns, I asked when I met them last weekend.”
“What the fuck did you do last weekend?”
“Really? Oh cool, well, can you get their number for me? We had a date back in ’45 that they missed.”
“Yeah, sure, no problem.”
“Tony, why are you screaming? Not keeping dates is a very serious matter.”
“Trust me, I speak from experience, Tony, it’s not a good habit to get into.”
“You should respect your elders and not scream while we’re talking to you, mister.”
“All of you shut the fuck up.”
See? On one hand, it’s great to have more partners in this venture of making Tony’s hair turn grey—he’s that age, it’s bound to happen any time soon now— “One more crack about my age, kid, I swear.” — but on the other hand, Peter is seriously losing his massive lead on funniest person in the Tower.
The other thing he’s worried about is Sam’s ability to make it so the others can’t actually worry about him.
Because—listen, Sam Wilson is a fucking national treasure and all you fuckers better acknowledge that. It’s no secret that the Captains take turns going out with the shield, all of them answer to ‘Captain America’ because that’s what they are, but no one—and Peter will never say this under threat of death because he does not need any more of the Steve Rogers’ Puppy Dog Eyes™, thank you very much—no one does it better than Sam.
And that means that Sam fucking Wilson can turn a fatalistic, self-deprecating joke into a motivational speech that doesn’t feel disingenuous or cliché at all and everyone is too busy processing the philosophical revelations they’re having to scold him for his, frankly, outstanding sense of humor.
It’s not fair and Peter can’t do it.
He tried. Once.
Didn’t go very well.
No, he’s not gonna talk about it, let’s just move on.
Sam has offered to catch him a couple of times when he gets himself a little too deep into the Mamma Spider™ or Iron Dad™ trap of feeeelings, and he gratefully scoots out of the way when Sam sits down next to him and just makes another joke.
Sam is also a fantastic role model for the brand of ‘I’m going to the store and only have twenty bucks, stop asking for your will to live back’ jokes.
“Hey, Pete!”
“Yeah?”
“Let’s go, bodega run.”
“Can we pick up some hopes and dreams, too, all of those got scribbled out in fat red Sharpie yesterday.”
“I said bodega run, not Court of Miracles run.”
“But Sam~”
“Listen, kid, if you manage to find your hopes and dreams in this bodega, keep an eye out for your childhood innocence, that might be on the next shelf over.”
“Deal.”
“Do you two need some more therapy appointments?”
“Only got fifteen bucks, man.”
“I’m literally a billionaire!”
Peter eagerly studies under this pinnacle of humor and keeps his worries to himself.
Because if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, and Peter’s sense of humor is wonderful, but he is a tad intimidated by the amount of variety the others have got going for them.
“You’re a fucking terror, Spider-ling, that’s what you are.”
“Not true! I was ‘a pleasure to have in class.’”
“Oh, is that why you’re taking ‘Little Shit’ lessons from Barnes and Rogers?”
“And Sam! Don’t forget Captain Wilson, he is an invaluable part of this team. I’m surprised at your ignorance.”
“Pete—no, that’s not—“
“I’m ashamed for you, Mr. Stark.”
“Listen here you little shit—“
Anyway…
Steve and Bucky have a habit of telling these like, really awful jokes that have Peter in stitches for half an hour. It’s not fair and he doesn’t get why they’re so funny because they aren’t, and yet here he is, laughing anyway.
It’s probably some combination of Steve’s perfected innocent face that he wears when he has to do interviews and Bucky’s habit of not giving a single solitary fuck. But they’re able to make the worst jokes with completely serious expressions and it’s not fair.
“Hey, can you guys come help me with something?”
“Sure, Peter,” Steve says instantly, bounding over with his 95-year-old Golden Retriever energy as Bucky trails behind him like a cat that’s sitting in your lap because he wants to, not because he likes you or anything, “what’s up?”
“I have a history project on WWII due tomorrow and I haven’t started it yet.”
Bucky snorts, taking a swig of coffee and sitting down on the floor. Which, same. “You got your eulogy planned?”
“Drafted, sighed, notarized, but Aunt May said no so I gotta do this.”
“Well, if Aunt May says no then I guess that’s that.”
Tony, from far away in another part of the Tower, has a sickening feeling that May Parker has once again proven that she is the most powerful parent and there’s nothing he can do about it.
“I, um,” Peter mumbles, fidgeting with his pen, “I want to be respectful of your boundaries, and if you don’t want to talk about anything then—“
Because it’s one thing for someone to make jokes about their trauma and another for someone else to go poking and prodding at it.
“Hey,” Steve interrupts softly, nudging him with his knee, “first off, thank you for saying that and we appreciate your respect, but we got you. You worry about enough, sweetheart, let us take care of ourselves.”
Peter gives him a look.
“When it comes to this,” Steve amends, having the decency to look a little sheepish, “we’ll take care of ourselves.”
Bucky scoffs. “Uh-huh.”
“We will, Buck.”
“My therapist will be real happy to hear that.” He looks up at Peter and winks. “Besides, what good is our trauma if we don’t pin it up and display it for good grades?”
Peter huffs, the joke undercut a little by the way Bucky knocks his foot against Peter’s and Steve’s arm stretches over the couch behind him.
Peter has to resist the urge to lean his head onto Steve’s shoulder, because then Steve’s hand will come up and ruffle his hair and Peter’s eyes will droop slowly closed as he loses himself in the warmth and safety of Steve’s embrace and then Steve will lean down to press a kiss to his temple and—
Right. Homework.
“What’s it on specifically,” Bucky asks, clearly spotting the temptation on Peter’s end, “home front? Overseas? Time period?”
“Uh, it’s an analysis of total war.”
“Like, how much of the country was devoted to the war effort?”
“Yeah, basically. It’s talking about how the Nazi War Machine made their war total and how that extends to a lot of other countries, but also about the reasons why the war was fought—“
They delve into a conversation about total war, Peter pointing out how Italy’s motivation for territory keeps it from being a total war on their part, Bucky speaking to how the different dynamics worked in various countries and the fallout, Steve bringing up how much of the home front was devoted to bringing attention to the war being fought overseas. Then, of course, as is inevitable, they devolve into storytelling.
Peter’s notebook—with notes! He did his job!—is set aside as he gives in to the need to let Steve cuddle him on the couch. Come on, the man is warm and big and gives good hugs, how is he supposed to not? Bucky sprawls out on the floor, leaning back on his hands as he smiles fondly.
“You know,” he remarks casually, “I fought a Nazi in my pajamas once.”
Peter blinks sleepily. “Wait, really?”
“Yeah, though how he got in my pajamas, I have no idea.”
Peter snorts. Then he giggles. Then he’s collapsing into Steve’s side, positively sobbing with laughter.
It’s not funny.
It’s really not that funny.
But here he is, fucking dying, and he doesn’t even have the wherewithal to welcome the sweet embrace of oblivion.
“Okay, note to self,” Bucky murmurs when he’s calmed down a little, wiping away tears, “sleepy spider likes corny jokes.”
“Just don’t break our baby spider, Buck, Momma Spider would kill you in cold blood.”
“Listen, if Natasha Romanoff kills me, don’t prosecute. That’s on me.”
Peter can’t do corny jokes. He really can’t. He just sounds like he’s a recording so old it’s unintelligible and it’s bad. He has a reputation to maintain here!
However, there is one sense of humor that Peter is very eager to learn and adopt, and hey, it might actually be Iron Dad™ Approved!
It’s a rookie mistake, asking Bucky Barnes for a hand, but in his defense, Peter was left unsupervised and was distracted.
“Hey, Bucky, can you give me a hand?”
“Sure thing, Peter.”
Something nudges his arm and he looks down. It’s Bucky’s metal arm, bumping up against his elbow.
It’s a cheap joke. It’s bad. It does not deserve Peter’s laughter.
He snorts anyway.
“That’s on me,” he says after a second, “you know what, that’s my fault.”
“What, is this not what you meant?”
“No, no, you’re fine.” Peter scruffs a hand through his hair. He looks down at the prosthetic again. “Well, that’s disarming.”
Now it’s Bucky’s turn to snort. “You gotta hand it to me, though, it’s a good joke.”
Oh, it’s on.
“No, no, of course, I understand. You really can’t let an opportunity like that slip through your fingers.”
Steve chokes on his next sip of coffee. “Stop making the kid shoulder the burden of making puns with you.”
Sam raises an eyebrow. “Don’t palm this off on someone else, Steve, you’re as bad as he is.”
“Oh, it’s not that bad.” Peter shrugs. “You just gotta knuckle-down and find the right one.”
“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to reach for puns?” Bucky hefts his arm.
“I’m gonna go out on a limb and say a lot.”
“Jeez, Pete, good one.”
“What, are you not finding them humerus?”
Sam’s gone, Steve shortly after. Bucky just grins proudly at him.
Then there’s a massive thunk from behind them. Peter turns around to see Tony slamming his forehead into the counter.
“You are all going to kill me,” he mutters, glaring up at them, “all three of you.”
“Oh, come on, Mr. Stark, Captain Barnes would never hurt you.”
Tony raises a skeptical eyebrow.
“After all,” Peter grins, gesturing to Bucky who is doing a very good innocent face—he must’ve been taking notes from Steve— “look at him, he’s completely armless.”
“Peter Benjamin Parker—“
Okay, so maybe it’s not Iron Dad™ Approved.
Oh, well.
#dragonbabbles#marvel#the longest running con in the mcu is people thinking steve isnt an extra hoe#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#peter parker#tony stark#steve rogers#sam wilson#bucky barnes#fic
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How Many Spider-Men Are There?
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For: @snazzy-jas-z-is-a-fan-of and @theirtheretheyre
Harry and Peter are both spider-man. They are also twins who don't remember their birth fathers. When a new villain shows up and is after the twins then they must find a way to stop him well keeping their identity from their aunt. Parker luck doesn't work like that though.
It was a well-known fact at Midtown that Peter and Harry Parker were inseparable. The two twins like to stay near each other. When both found out they got powers it made them come up with an idea. No one would suspect the twins. Especially if everyone thought Spider-Man was one person. The two always patrolled on different parts of the city and no one had figured it out yet. That’s why everyone seemed to look away from them. They only thought there was one Spider-Man out there so it was never considered that the twins could both be spider-man. Maybe it would have made more sense if someone actually watched patterns with Spider-Man but no one seemed to notice any routine in the patrols that the boys had formed. Harry would be taking down some robbers and Peter would be helping a kid find their mom. Peter would be stopping a bank heist while Harry would be helping a woman cross the road. Everyone just saw them as one person and this made it feel like they were even more if people couldn’t realize that there was more than one Spider-man. How could they when Spider-Man wasn’t a big deal? Even Tony Stark couldn’t figure out the boys’ identity. Maybe it was the fact that he didn’t expect it to be two people or that it was that he wouldn’t think it was Peter and Harry cause Peter and Harry couldn’t be spider-man. Maybe if he thought about them as a possibility he would have figured it out to stop what happened from happening.
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Peter and Harry had been after the Goblin for a while. They had been hunting him down and trying to fight him. They had been trying to figure out who the goblin was. The two boys had some ideas but none were close. They even had it as one of their teachers but they were obviously wrong. They had almost given up when they learned about Norman Osborn had mental issues in the past. Just something May slipped up and said. The twins didn’t know how May knew that but they figured they would run with the information and use it to their advantage when looking into Norman Osborn as the Goblin.
“He has an empty warehouse apparently. We could check there,” Harry said. Peter agreed as the two suited up, Harry swinging out the window first so no one would see the two spiders at the same time. Harry got to the warehouse and snuck in seeing a lab set up. Norman has a secret lab which was never a good sign. It seemed no one was home so Harry started snooping. It wasn’t until he found a picture of Norman with Tony Stark that Harry paused. Cause it wasn’t just a photo of Tony Stark and Norman Osborn but May was there as well with two little boys. Harry set the photo down figuring it was a question for another time as he looked around some more finding them overboard. He went to examine when his Spidey Sense went off. He flipped out of the way as a bomb went off as the Goblin appeared. Harry knew he was screwed and hoped Peter would get there soon as he flipped out of the way again.
~
Peter got there just as Harry landed on the ground. Peter got pissed as he wrapped the Goblin up who was shocked at another Spider-Man. The web cocoon trapping the Goblin as Peter landed next to his brother. Harry was laughing.
“You aren’t leaving me alone,” Peter told him. Harry’s breathing was off as Peter pulled the mask up a bit concerned for his brother. He picked Harry up leaving the Goblin behind as he swung away. He had to focus on keeping his brother alive. He couldn’t lose his best friend.
~
May was concerned as she saw Peter and Harry in the bathroom. Harry was pale and was being stitched up by the other boy. They both were in sweatpants without their shirts on. Harry has a cut down the side of his chest that Peter was stitching up.
“What the fuck?” May asked moving closer to her nephews looking worried. Harry smiled at his aunt but she was more concerned as she took over for Peter figuring sowing up the wound would help some. She would need to call the one person who could help.
“Peter, what happened?” May asked if she took care of Harry.
“Some guy was beating up on Harry so I jumped in and knocked him out but Harry was already hurt,” Peter explained. It was partially true. Harry nodded and told May about how he wasn’t looking for trouble. May smiled at Harry trying to get him to focus on talking about how pale he was.
“We are going to get you some extra help,” May said. Peter and Harry both began protesting but she gave them both a stare which they knew they would have to obey and go to where May wanted Harry to go. Peter got a shirt on before grabbing a hoodie for Harry as May told him to get shoes on and help with carrying Harry down to the car. May rarely drove. The car was there in case of emergency. A gift from May’s dead father. She rarely used it but sometimes you needed to drive around the city. Peter and Harry were in the back as May called an old doctor friend who happened to be someone who could keep a secret. She knew her boys were hiding something and Helen would be able to figure it out faster than anyone. She texted Helen explaining the injury and what was going on and Helen told her to come right on over. She didn’t say anything to her boys. They would be fine once she got them to Helen. Helen’s place wasn’t far and was nice due to her job. Helen watched Peter carry Harry in as she told him where to set him as she asked May what happened. May gave her what she knew as Helen checked Harry’s injury to see it already starting to heal. She looked at Peter who was anxious before looking at May.
“He is probably pale from blood loss. Do they both have the same blood type by chance?” Helen figured she would ask Peter what he knew. May nodded as she pulled the boy aside to get a pint to help the other boy. As she was working on that, she asked Peter about Harry’s healing.
“We can heal quickly,” He muttered.
“I know that but May seems to not know that. I just want to know how.” Peter hesitated before explaining the radioactive spider and telling her the real story of what happened. Helen was more concerned about finding out that she was talking to one of two spider-men. How had no one figured it out before Peter told her? Helen focused on making sure Harry was well. Peter didn’t leave his brother’s side even when Helen said he would be fine.
“May we need to talk,” Helen told the woman. Peter looked at her worried, but Helen just smiled at him and he seemed to calm. Helen and May walked out of the room.
“Those aren’t…” Helen started but May stopped her.
“They are. Now is Harry really going to be alright.”
“With his advance healing that Peter let me know about yes,” Helen told her. “That is the only thing keeping your kid alive May. You should be thankful for that May or you would be down a kid right now and I don’t think your brother would be okay if he lost his son.”
“What else did Peter let slip?” May asked.
“Your nephews are vigilantes, May,” Helen told her, not wanting to hide anything. If her own kid was running around playing a superhero, she would want some to tell her. May seemed surprised as she stayed quiet for a bit.
“My brother can’t find out. He would freak if he knew.” Helen knew May was right. May knowing made her feel a bit better but she knew from what she heard through the grapevine about spider-man that these two weren’t giving up without a fight.
“I won’t say anything,” Helen said, touching May’s arm. She was concerned about how she would take this but seeing her take this well was always a good sign.
“Do you want to monitor Harry overnight? Because if that is the case, it might be best that I just stay. Peter won’t leave Harry’s side. Those two are attached at the hip on a good day,” May told Helen.
“It would be wise for the night,” Helen told her, not knowing if she should tell May about what she was keeping all those years. Luckily she didn’t have to have her son called for her and she excused herself to make sure her own child was alright. May went to check on her own children who had fallen asleep from the long day they had. She smiled seeing her two boys cuddled up. Peter was holding onto his brother and even in his sleep May could see how much he was concerned about Harry. Harry on the other hand was sleeping peacefully. May smiled as she kissed both boys’ forehead as if they were both ten again. She had raised the twins to protect them from their father. She raised them so they didn’t have to see what happened to her brother after their father lost it. She couldn’t have her boys know how much hurt their family had because of something that no one could control. She walked out of the room knowing the two were safe for the night. No one would be going after them.
~
Peter and Harry now had two people in their court that knew their secret. They still had to find proof to show the avengers, because their tip-off to the avengers leads to them finding an empty warehouse. Harry and Peter were tracking empty warehouses but were getting nowhere.
“How do we prove Norman Osborn is the goblin?” Peter groaned. Harry seemed to have an idea.
“The photo,” Harry said. Peter was confused as he waited for him to continue. “When I was in Norman’s lab I found a picture of Norman with Tony Stark and Aunt May.” Harry didn’t mention how they were in the photo as well. He needs Peter to focus on the person they could ask.
“So we ask May about what she knows about Norman Osborn,” Peter said. Harry agreed as they both went to find May and tell them what they had found out. May seemed hesitant but told them what she remembered about Norman not to mention how she knew Norman or Tony. The boys were more focused on finding Norman Osborn’s goblin lab.
“Maybe you both should let the avengers take this one over. Norman Osborn is a dangerous man and if he is this goblin it might be because he isn’t on his meds,” May let them know. The boys knew they should but the avengers were having zero luck plus the goblin always sought out the twins. It wasn’t their fault that he was after them. May was stubborn about them letting this fight go if they could.
“How about I ask Tony to meet with Spider-Man?” She asked. The two allowed that figuring if the avengers meet with Spider-Man then they could maybe let the avengers know what was going on without having to worry too much.
~
Tony Stark was surprised when May texted him asking if the avengers would be willing to meet up with spider-man about the goblin. May rarely texted him. He hadn’t really talked to her since Ben passed away. May kept to herself and stayed out of the spotlight. Which made it easier for her to raise two children.
“The Goblin is a bit under the avengers pay grade,” Tony admitted to May when she first proposed the meet.
“Look Spider-Man got hurt fighting Goblin and he needs the back-up,” May admitted. Tony seemed hesitant but May was desperate. Tony got the team together as Spider-Man swung over to meet with the Avengers. He seemed young when he arrived but before Tony could shut the window, Spider-Man held up a finger, and not more than two minutes later another Spider-Man appeared. The avengers all looked between the two as they tried to figure out. Tony looked between the two confused.
“May said Spider-Man, not Spider-Men,” Tony said.
“We both are Spider-Man,” Peter told him looking at Harry who just shrugged.
“So you both use the mantle of Spider-Man?” Rhodey asked. They both nodded as they waited for the avengers to say something. The real issue was the Goblin which is why Peter and Harry were there.
“You had something on the Goblin?” Tony asked.
“We were the ones to tip you off on one of the buildings. We had found one of his workshops but then after we looked into it, the building was emptied,” Harry said.
“Norman wasn’t happy about that,” Nat told the two boys.
“Norman is the goblin,” Harry said. “We found proof in the workshop. He had some mementos in his workshop that showed it but apparently, us looking around wasn’t appropriate.”
“We will look into it,” Tony said. “Thanks for telling us nothing that we didn’t already know.”
“Did you know he is after the two of us?” Peter asked.
“He tried to kill me the other day. If it wasn’t for the fake that we both have the same blood type and our healing factor I would be dead,” Harry let Tony know.
“Then just use them as bait,” Steve suggested.
“May knows your identities,” Tony said. They both froze at that.
“The people that make our suits know May,” Peter explained. Tony seemed to think but his next statement surprised him.
“You both are kids aren’t you,” Tony said. They both went to argue but Tony moved on canceling Steve’s plan that would require putting two minors in danger in favor of him going to talk to Norman and claiming they had proof this time to see if Norman bought the lie.
“You think Norman would believe you?” Wanda asked.
“He might ask for something, but he might listen to me if I’m the one to say it. Even when he hates me Norman Osborn wouldn’t risk me having something on him,” Tony spoke as if from experience. The twins seemed to think that was the best option before Tony sent them off and asked them to not patrol until Norman was behind bars. They argued but Tony promised them new suits and they couldn’t argue anymore not without upsetting Tony.
~
Things were normal for a week. Peter and Harry didn’t like it but the goblin sightings were down and the Avengers had told them they were looking into it. Whatever the goblin was planning he wasn’t going to let it slip now. Peter and Harry were at their favorite cafe with Ned when the attack on the cafe happened. The three slipped into the restrooms to hide as they heard the bombs go off very close to them. Peter and Harry almost got into their suits when the doors to the restroom opened. The two stood by each other figuring that the Goblin must have figured it out and that they would have to fight in a second. The Goblin knocked open the stall the two boys were hiding in.
“I found you both,” the Goblin hissed before grabbing them very hard. “Behave and nothing will happen to your friend.” The boys nodded as he held onto them and flew out of the cafe. Ned called May as soon as the goblin was gone to tell her the twins wouldn’t be coming home that night.
~
Peter and Harry sat on the ground as the Goblin muttered about something over and over again. He wasn’t attacking them or bringing up Spider-Man which was a good thing. The Goblin suit came off as Norman walked around talking about how he was going to win this time.
“Mr. Osborn,” Harry said, always the one who could talk to people and get them to talk.
“Not now Harold. I need to finalize my plan. Your papa will want to have the final word but he won’t this time. Not when I have everything he could never have,” Norman said laughing as he spoke.
“We just want to go home,” Peter admitted, acting like a scared kid. He was a bit nervous but for other reasons.
“Peter, we will be home soon enough once I deal with Anthony. He has a habit of appearing at the wrong time. Now be quiet,” Norman hissed. The boys both nodded as they watched Norman argue with himself.
“What do we do?” Harry asked Peter. Peter was trying to figure that out. Norman paused as they both heard the repulsors as well. Norman frowned as the repulsors blasted the doors.
“I wouldn’t do that,” Norman said as Iron Man appeared.
“You kidnapped the boys,” Tony said, waiting for Norman to say something.
“I just took what was mine. Now really Tony do you have to come in here with that suit. You are probably scaring the boys,” Norman said pointing to where Peter and Harry were sitting. Tony looked over before facing Norman again.
“Spider-Man said you were the goblin. I almost didn’t believe him,” Tony said.
“Which one told you that?” Norman asked.
“So you do know there are two Spider-Men,” Tony said. Norman rolled his eyes, continuing to mess with something.
“You know if you want to talk I have no weapons on me right now. You could lower yours. Especially around Peter and Harold,” Tony knew Norman was up to something but he got out of the suit. Norman seemed surprised at first as if he didn’t expect him to get out of his suit. Tony liked his armor as it was the only thing that would protect him. Peter and Harry watched as Norman looked at him assessing the situation.
“What are you up to Stark?” Norman asked.
“I want to talk. No weapons. Not in front of the kids,” Tony said. Norman seemed to agree with him which surprised Tony more than anything else. Tony knew he would have to talk Tony out of his plan before it would be too late.
“Like the old days before you left,” Norman pointed out.
“You mean you went off your medication and I needed time away from you because I couldn’t mentally handle it,” Tony said. Norman looked pissed.
“Those medications mess with my mind and make me worse. I can’t care for my kids if I can’t think straight because of the medicine in my system,” Norman shouted.
“They aren’t your kids anymore,” Tony looked ready to attack Norman but seemed to try and calm himself before he did anything that could lead to the two boys getting hurt. Norman looked annoyed at Tony though and ready to start a fight.
“I should have known that you don’t want to talk to me,” Norman seemed to grab something and hold it. Peter and Harry decided to move and head toward the back of the warehouse to find an exit.
“I’m really here to talk, Normie,” Tony tried. Harry and Peter got to the back entrance before sneaking out and looking around for someone to maybe help. They realized that they would have to help save the day.
“Suit up?” Peter asked. Harry nodded as the two suited up before sneaking back in seeing Norman throwing stuff around.
“You let them run away from us!” Norman shouted blaming Tony as if he was the person at fault for everything as if he couldn’t be to blame. Harry webbed Norman’s hands as Peter got his feet.
“Hate to break up this reunion but we have a villain to take down,” Peter said. Norman growled as he tried to break free. Harry and Peter looked at Tony who seemed surprised by the two appearing.
“I told you both to stay away,” Tony said.
“Sometimes you can’t stay away,” Harry let Tony know. Tony seemed annoyed as soon as he got back in his suit as they finished up as Tony called in the other avengers to help as the two waited for the team.
“Well I wish you both would have stayed out of this,” Tony looked for the twins that were now under the masks.
“We got them out of here if that is what you are wondering. They should be heading home now,” Peter explained. Tony seemed to believe them before the rest of his team got there and took Norman away. The twins swung away after that. Tony watched and told FRIDAY to make sure his boys got home.
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“Look it’s one dinner with him,” May said. Harry and Peter were unsure about it. They hadn’t seen their papa apparently since they were five when everything was going down with their parents. “If you both don’t think that you want a relationship then I won’t push it.” The twins finally agreed knowing May wouldn’t push if they told her they didn’t want to see their papa anymore. The two followed May to her car as she talked about their papa and growing up with him. The two boys had heard some of these stories but they were rare. May didn’t like talking about their papa much when they were younger and they didn’t ask as they became teens. So the ride over was just stories from May has they tried to think about what to ask.
They finally got to the building and May led them up to the penthouse as the two looked between each other wondering who their papa was. He had to be someone to live in a penthouse. May rang the doorbell as they heard someone saying something and Tony Stark opened the door. The two looked between him and May waiting for some joke but May pulled Tony into a hug before turning to the boys introducing them to Tony. The two said hello to be polite as they tried to figure out what was really going on. Tony dragged them in and told them that he ordered Thai since May said they loved Thai as he talked about their childhood before he left them with May.
After a while of them eating and talking, Tony told May he wanted to talk to the boys alone. She nodded as Tony led them to a lab where there were two spider-man suits were set up. They both looked at him then the suits.
“You made Spider-Man two suits?” Peter asked.
“I made my kids two suits which come with a list of rules,” Tony clarified. The twins looked at him not knowing what to say as Tony smiled at them. “Norman didn’t know but I caught on pretty quickly especially when two spider-men showed up at the tower instead of one.” The two went to argue but stopped when they saw Tony daring them to try and prove him wrong.
“Can we test out the suits?” Harry asked.
“Well, they aren’t done. You both still need to personalize them to your standards and I would like your opinion on some of the designs but once they are done you both will be able to take them out for a spin.” The twins accepted that deal as they talked about what they wanted to add to the suits as Tony looked on them proud of the men they were becoming.
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Peter and Harry both looked down from the top of the building they were standing on as they both smiled before they both ran and took a leap at the same time before swinging through New York. If the next day an article on the Spider-Men came out then they would deal with it then, but for now, they were there to protect their city as a team, and as brothers. No one was going to stop them from making the world a better place.
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get to know me tag
Thanks for the tag my love @daisylincs :D♥♥♥
Name/Nickname: Océane
Gender: Female
Star Sign: Scorpio!
Height: 164 cm
Time: 12:30, lunch breaaaaak
Birthday: November 3rd
Favorite Bands: Imagine Dragons, ABBA, ooh Coldplay too (and all the soundtracks of every film/musical I love)
Favorite Solo Artists: Ed Sheeran, and there’s this French guy that’s been around for ages, Francis Cabrel, ugh I love this guy
Song Stuck In My Head: LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND HOW LUCKY WE ARRRRE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOWWWW (every day I wake up with another Hamilton song stuck in my head, which I wholeheartedly love)
Last Movie: La la land
Last Show: The Mandalorian, we need to catch up! And we need to finish The 100 too xD
When Did I Create This Blog: no idea :o lemme check, January 31st, 2020! :D And my first ever post was this one, which is brilliant lolz
What I Post: things that I love, things that make me laugh (there’s a lot of that xD)
Last Thing I Googled: “biochemistry phd classes” hehehehe I wonder what forrrrr
Other blogs: nope!
Following: 140
Followers: 178 hulloooo people
Average hours of sleep: 7-8 if I’m lucky
Lucky number: 7
Instruments: piano and guitar :D
What I Am Wearing: jeans, a red hoodie, red Converse (and a purple t-shirt with a tiny Link from the Legend of Zelda on it, so CUTE, and also Spider-Man socks ooh yeah)
Dream Job: Writer! But honestly the job I have right now is AMAZING, I love it. Yesterday I got back to work, one of the autistic kids I work with came up to me, hugged me and said “I love you, I missed you.” and I mean that’s just............. squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dream Trip: N E W Z E A L A N D
Favorite Food: peanut butter. I always say, everything’s better with peanut butter, and it drives my husband... nuts. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D skrskrskrskr
Nationality: French
Favorite Song: Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride from Lilo & Stitch
Last Book I Read: currently reading Poems to fall in love with, it’s prettyyy
Top 3 Fictional Universes I’d Like To Live In:
NUMBER ONE: The Shire!!! I’m a hobbit at heart
NUMBER TWO: the MCU pre-Infinity War and Endgame (I wanna meet Peter and MJ and May and Ned and Fitz-Simmons and Daisy and Coulson and May and everyooooooooone really I’m not gonna list them all this post is already too long)
NUMBER THREE: last but not least, the Doctor Who universe!!! That’d be COOL
Tagging: I dunno, anyone! xD I’m a lazy ass, please everyone seeing this and thinking “ooh, I’d like to do that” DO IT and say I tagged you, I wanna know about youuuuu
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breast, angelhood, treasure, wolf, bedroom, poison, taboo, stitches, murmur, anomaly, balm??
breast: do you get along with your mother?- much better now than we used to. we’re very different in a lot of ways, but also similar. it’s rocky every now and then, but i think we do well now.
angelhood: what is one of your favorite memories?- i have problems with my long term memory, but a good memory from today is when i was on the plane flying home for break listening to the song electric touch by a r i z o n a and i just realized that i was literally in the clouds and the music hit me in just the right way and i felt absolutely alive and brilliant in that moment.
treasure: what is your brightest characteristic?- i always want the best for people, including myself, even when it’s hard.
wolf: do you have an inner monster?- i have an eating disorder that i still haven’t fully overcome yet, unlike my anxiety and depression, which i feel more capable of dealing with now.
bedroom: how would you define your sexual orientation?- humans are attractive but i don’t want most people to touch me. i get really drawn to certain people and sometimes that becomes romantic but most times it doesn’t and we’ll just be real good friends. right now, i’m just going with queer.
poison: do you have an addiction?- *points back to the eating disorder* i would count weight loss as an addiction here, i guess? i hope that’s not problematic.
taboo: do you have any tattoos?- si. i have the big and little dipper on my back, and two half-finished stick and poke tattoos i gave myself in middle/high school.
stitches: what kind of clothing do you wear?- simple things that can be matched with lots of other things. usually skinny jeans and plain white keds or brown boots or adidas sneakers and too big tshirts and short fitted tshirts with a hoodie or a big sweatshirt/sweater. i generally go for simple patterns or all one color. no big name brands.
murmur: how do you deal with drama?- about me? not well. i really hate attention and especially if it seems like someone doesn’t like me. i like hearing about what other people are going through, but not in a gossip-y way--more in an “i want to help” way.
anomaly: what do you find unique about yourself?- i have an almost naive optimism and fascination with such little things that makes life really beautiful to me in a lot of ways. i’m not always that person, because of my mental illness, but i like that side of me, because everything feels exciting and new.
balm: who was the last person you kissed?- ex boyfriend on the lips, best friend on the cheek.
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q and a part 6 pls ignore
1. Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? My 9th grade Lit teacher. She was the kindest soul I’ve ever met.
2. Whats your favourite party game? I LOVE MAFIA. I’m not talking about basic mafia. You gotta play upgraded versions. I personally love playing one called One Night Ultimate Werewolf. I also like playing the law version which is made for super big groups - There’s police involved, and they choose the mafia. The person accused can hire lawyers who defend them. The police have to present their reasoning, and the lawyers have to figure out how to prove them wrong. God it’s basically Danganronpa isn’t it.
3. Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of discipline? Now this is controversial, and understandably so. I personally would never hit my child and yell at them. But for other people, if it’s a light smack, like a pat, I guess it’s alright. But otherwise nothing harder than that.
4. Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink? Um, yes??? Do what you want man.
5. Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? Listen I’ve seen too many people wear these in public to the point where I’m numb to it.
6. If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? Make it an obscure video game reference or an inside joke.
7. If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? Probably the medical side of things, like an EMT. Or a firefighter. EMT’s go through a lot of pressure.
8. If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? Maybe coast guard. But I really would not want to join the military. I’m too sensitive. If people yell at me I’d probably cry lol. And there’s the colorblind test.
9. Whats the worst thing about being your gender? Periods. And the pain of child birth. Also how it’s scary to walk alone at night sometimes.
10. Whats the best thing about being your gender? Of course this doesn’t apply to everyone, but I feel like sometimes the friendships girls have are more emotional than boys.
11. If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? Honestly? Just observe my body. Not in a sexual manner but like, how does it feel like to not have boobs? How does it feel to have a dick???
12. If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? I’m moving back to New Zealand lol. I already have a passport and family there. Or maybe Canada if I don’t want a big culture difference
13. Have you ever made someone cry? Yeah :( Not through verbal attack though. I accidentally kicked a football into a girl’s face.
14. Have you ever starred in a school play? In the first elementary school I went to, it was mandatory to do a play. So yes. Three, actually.
15. Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub? Nope
16. Have you ever been a member of any other club? Yes! Animal Services and Protection, CSF (volunteering stuff), Martial Arts
17. If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? The university I’m going to rn
18. Whats been your greatest ever day? I have a lot. One of my favorites was going to an amusement park at the end of middle school. Had a blast.
19. What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? Hmm... Maybe during the Age of Enlightment?
20. What would you bring along to an idillic picnic? My friends, no phones, music, and a sandwich.
21. Whats your favourite childrens story? Does Harry Potter count? I guess not really. When i was little I loved Geronimo Stilton LMAO
22. What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? The Mist. I mean, it frustrated me not because it was bad, but because it was so FRUSTRATING.
23. What three things do you think of most each day? Now we’re in quarantine, “I wonder how my friends are doing?” “What am I doing with my life?” “Will life be the same?”
24. What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? Dinner
25. What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? Dessert. I usually just have a fruit
26. If you had a warning label, what would yours say? “Warning! Certified Grade A Clown!”
27. Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? Can’t really think of one
28. Have you ever been to a live concert? aaaah no i really want to though
29. Have you ever been to see stand up comedy? It was a long time ago on a cruise. It was pretty funny :D
30. Have you ever needed stitches? Yup. If you observe closely, you can see a faint scar near my eye. If it was a bit more obvious I’d look like an anime villain lol
31. If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? LMAO imagine naming your child like, Fire Emblem names. “Hi yes this is my baby, um, his name is Chrom”
32. Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? I have the most bizarre dreams. They’re super vivid. They range from me summoning tornados, to me being killed in some Danganronpa world. I dreamed of a school shooting once and a couple days later some other school in my state had a shooting
33. Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ? I don’t really listen to radio lol
34. Whats the best way to your heart? Be a good person. Have good morals.
35. Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? Um yes???
36. If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? Just comfortable hoodies that don’t change when you wash it.
37. Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't? I laugh when I’m nervous. Like I go like, “hahahawhat the hell”. I also laugh when I’m shocked.
38. Have you ever been in a submarine? Yes! But it wasn’t underwater.
39. Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? Nope.
40. What song would you say best sums you up? Eeeh i can’t decide but Read my Mind by the Killers. Their music video. When he’s twitching his arms, but he’s acting like everything’s fine.
41. Do you have any old friends would wish you could meet up with again? Yeah :( I had a super super close friend from 4th grade and we slowly drifted apart. By the time of high school we just stopped. I want to be friends with her again :((( I really miss her
42. Whats your favourite Nursery Rhyme? Idk... ring around a rosy maybe just because the context of the lyrics lol
43. Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? Of course I’d take metric over imperial, but I’m used to it by now.
44. Who's your favourite monarch of all time?Queen Elizabeth I
45. What was the last thing you ate? These Asian things called Zong Zi in Chinese. I’m pretty sure like every country has their own version of it lol/
46. Whats your favourite farmyard animal? I love baby chickens but cows for me I guess
47. If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be? Just someone who’s caring. Tyler Joseph
48. What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? If it’s someone I like, then I’d freak out. Because I’m way too young for it.
49. What are your 3 favourite internet sites? Reddit, youtube, and uh... tumblr or wikipedia. I use tumblr mobile way often
50. How high can you jump? Never measured but definitely not that high
51. Which fictional character do you wish was real? aw man i would say a character but then that would imply their universe exists
52. Who was your first crush? PHFFT IT WAS probably Marshall Lee from the genderbent episodes of Adventure Time.
53. Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality? The food
54. Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality? Having to explain the difference between Taiwan and China. Like. It’s understandable.
55. Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will? I kinda correlate destiny with fate. It’s a bit paradoxical. We have free will to do whatever we want, but whatever choice you make will end up being your “destiny”
56. If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be? Dogs. They just seem so happy all the time. I want to tell my dog I love him so much.
57. If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch? Mean Girls, Heathers, Legally Blonde, or Daria
58. Do you like vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla>>> fight me
59. Are you a giver or a receiver? Both
60. Do you have any enemies? Yeah. Me.
61. Are you scared of needles? YES YES YES
62. How many piercings do you have? Nah I was going to get my ears pierced a while ago but something came up so ever since I’ve jsut haven’t gotten it done
63. Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere? yes it was scary. Had to use google maps because I have a terrible sense of direction
64. How fast can you say the alphabet? 4 seconds
65. Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z? Zee
66. What was the last thing to make you feel happy? My dog fell asleep at my feet and I couldn’t move for the past hour but I love him
67. What was the last thing to make you feel angry? A friend of mine. I love her and all but she takes a week to respond to my texts. And I’m tired of waiting.
68. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog? Okay realistically I immediately call animal control or the nearest vet or something. But in some alternate universe I’d take pictures as proof, grab the dog, then get it out.
69. Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself? I perceive myself as a not so great person. But my friends perceive me as a good person. So yeah. i mean, I might not text first sometimes but if smoeone texted me I’d always respond asap!
70. Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarrassed to ask anyone about? Do my friends like me as much as I like them? I’m so scared of that
71. If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be? and what would your special move be called? Haha maybe like Paradoxical (yes thats my blizzard tag) I’d do something like a shihonage
72. Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window? A cat
73. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? There’s a lot of Barbie models out there. I don’t think they’re completely bad. But there’s negative things.
74. Have you ever needed an eye test? Don’t have glasses so no. But I might need some soon at the rate of time i spend on electronics
75. Do you find yourself attractive? No. I’m just. Average.
76. Can you roll your R's? Yes
77. What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in? Upper middle class
78. Do you know any magic tricks? I used to but I never execute them well enough to convince anyone lol
79. Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won? I ever won? Probably like, $100 lol
80. Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree? $200, if we’re not talking necessities.
81. Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member? I don’t borrow money. But the most from a friend was like $20 maybe.
82. Have you ever been on a cable car? Yeah, San Francisco is known for that stuff. But I’ve only been on one like, twice.
83. Do you prefer Honey or Jam? Jam! But I like honey too.
84. Do you prefer the French or Germans? Uuuuh, French?
85. How fast can you get changed? Pretty damn fast, if we’re talking my normal outfit.
86. How fast do you type? Around 98 wpm
87. How fast can you run? I’m a decent sprinter. I got 12 seconds on a 100m dash.
88. Which is better, Mario or Sonic? Mario. But both are cool
89. Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk? (im assuming british biscuit but in that case idk)
90. Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm? Arm. I like walking around.
91. Do you read a daily newspaper? Nah
92. Do you watch the news on TV? Sometimes
93. Have you ever had anything published? Nope
94. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. I mean, Romeo and Juliet, and Frozen has warned us right
95. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Two.
96. Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? Yes, and it’s hella
97. Have you ever had chicken pox? Nope. Vaccines rock
98. Do you own a lava lamp? Nah, it seems cool but I’d be too mesmerized by it
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This is Super Important...
*bashes through my newly repaired closet door which has been bashed through many times before* WHAT UP BITCHES I’M QUEER AS FUCK!!
It’s National Coming Out Day and although I’m pretty sure you all know how queer I am I’d still like to do a little re-introduction to all of you and today is a good day for it, and because I’m a nerd Imma do it like I do my D&D character pages. Here we go:
Name: Zeta
Nickname(s): ZZ, Z, there’s more but these are the ones I use here
Age: 19
Gender: Genderfluid and lately I’ve mostly just been in a nebulous state of like “yeah I’ve got a gender just give me a sec *rifles through pockets of my jeans* no really I know it’s here somewhere *searches jacket pockets* just a sec *checks my purse, finds some lip balm, a rainbow flag, and a stuffed tarantula* Okay so yeah I dunno what it is today, I think I left it in my other pants, just pick some pronouns ta use for me today, whatever is fine”
Sexual Orientation: Partially sex repulsed Demisexual Panromantic and I’ll include Polyamorous here too cause that’s a thing that I am
Race: I’m fifty shades of white but I totally wish I could be either an elf, a halfling, a day walking vampire, or a water spirit of some kind
Class: Pirate/ Witch/ Annoying feminist nerd/ Artist
Height: Just under 5′7″ on a good day
Weight: Sitting at a solid 200-205lbs
Eye Color: Hazel-green
Hair Color/Cut: Dyed bright red/ one side shaved, undercut all the way around, rockin the emo fringe on top
Abilities: Is ADHD an ability? Cause I think it should be....at the very least hyperfocus should be considered an ability....
Special Talents: I can work my computer with my feet, like I can type pretty accurately, work my track pad or a mouse, play solitaire, all with my feet. I can also easily read backwards and upside down and write upside down and backwards pretty well too. Oh and I can fall asleep anywhere if I’m sleepy or just really calm (Notable examples: On a roller coaster, while standing up, while on the ground after I fell over cause I fell asleep standing up, upside down, two feet away from a speaker playing aggressively loud death metal, etc)
Other Stuff: I’m loud by accident cause I have no volume control and I talk really fast and I end up slurring my words together really often which is annoying but most of the people close ta me are good at understanding me by now so I don’t have ta constantly repeat myself because my words came out mushed together, I also stutter and stumble over words a lot because my brain and my mouth run at different speeds and I fucking hate it because it makes me feel stupid when it takes me three minutes ta say two words cause I couldn’t get them ta come out right. Oh and don’t get me started on not understanding what people say ta me until they repeat themselves like five times because sometimes I just don’t process auditory stuff very fast. I’m learning sign language (ASL by the way if you wanna know which type I;m learning) so far I can finger spell super fucking fast and I often ramble with my hands (I also know how ta say “Please go away” “can you not” “please feed me”and “I need an alcoholic drink” because yes there’s a specific sign for alcoholic drinks over non-alcoholic drinks, I can say more stuff but those are my favorites) it’s hard ta learn but I really like it so I keep trying.
Relationship Status: Currently dating a huge nerd boy whom I like very much and just so you know just because I’m dating a guy right now it doesn’t erase my Pan-ness and if you think it does you can fucking fight me and also yes Ace people can date, we can even have sex if we want to, we can fall in love too just so ya know *finger guns*
Daily Gear: Ipod and earbuds because music doth sooth the savage beast (aka: music helps regulate my mood, block out other sound when I get overloaded, eases my anxiety, helps me focus, and keeps me from going homicidal), cellphone, battery bank and cord for ipod cause it’s old and dies a lot, six rings (three for each hand: three silver, three stainless steel cause I’m allergic to pretty much all other metals), one metal tablet rune necklace with the Nordic rune for warrior/sword on it from my aunty, one digital watch because I have trouble reading analog and my digital one lights up, one bracelet made from a skinny black shoelace, one bracelet that’s actually a cats cradle string wrapped around my wrist which is good for fidgeting, one bracelet made of lava rock beads with the chakra colors on six of the stones (my mom bought it for me at her last craft show cause she thought it might help me feel more grounded, it does), comfy worn in jeans (almost always), hoodie (currently my boyfriends hoodie), wallet, lip balms of various flavors (my mint eos one is my current fave).
Random Trivia: My favorite color is blue (almost any shade of blue but midnight black-blue with silver flecks like stars is the best), I own a bearded dragon named Seto Zuko Kaiba and he’s a total dicklizard but I love him, I love Monster High dolls, I do horror/FX makeup in my free time and plan on going ta school for it soon because I love it so much, I do swear filled dirty embroidery whenever possible as well as pride embroidery (for the queer community and also for feminism stuff) and I plan on selling it at craft shows under the name “Queer as Stitch Embroidery”, I crochet dishcloths when I get stressed, I’m a reformed nail chewer and I’m going on six months of not chewing after nearly 16 years of chewing my nails down ta nothing, I’d kill a man for garlic bread and lasagna as well as for apple crumble, I love Halloween more than any other time of year.
Alright so that’s my little reintroduction to you guys cause a lot has changed in the years since I started this blog and things are still changing and I like ta keep you guys updated on who I am and how I feel as well as keep a sort of log of my progress over the years for me ta look back on ta see how much I’ve grown. Today seemed like a good day ta do this since it’s National Coming Out Day and being queer is a really big part of who I am and it means a lot at me to be true to myself and even though coming out fucked up some stuff in my life I’d never take it back, I am out and loud and proud and if someone doesn’t like it they can shove a cactus up their ass cause I’m gonna be myself and love who I love, however many I want to love, until I die. And even then my ghost will be queer as fuck too.
Now to all my fellow LGBTQA+ peeps out there, out of the closet or not: I love you all, you are valid, you do matter, and you do belong here and anybody who says different is a piss weasel and doesn’t deserve your awesmazing presence in their life.
And now for a little change (or big change in a way I guess), as the oldest of my followers know I’ve been signing off every post on my blog with “Back to your insanity” pretty much since I started this blog and now it feels like it’s time for a change, so my dear Twisters:
Back to your own world
Signed your queer and crazy blog owner
~ZZ
(P.s. I might change my sign off around some more before I settle on one and might not, we’ll just wait and see)
#my personal life#national coming out day#lgbtqa#demisexual#Panromantic#genderfluid#ZZ talks being Queer#polyamourous#Ace and proud#pan and proud#poly and proud#genderfluid and proud
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