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gible-love-nibles · 1 year

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Hm ... 🌹 + 🌟 for whichever fellow feels like taking the floor!

~ librarian-lover 📖

“Ah. Another question? Ok, let's see—“

“Now hey there Cathal! What'chu been up to lately?”

“!!! M-Mr. Crow!”

“. What are you doing in my office—“

“Aw, I just had to talk with yer old man a bit 'bout somethin' er other. Wanted to stop by 'n' say hey! Yer gettin' so big now!”

“…Mr. Crow, aren't you, um… isn't there a Toon who keeps coming by your building?”

“Ah. You mean that reindeer who just won't get out of my hat!?”

“Yes. Ms. Darla, right?”

“Right as rain.”

“Well, um… how did you two first meet?”

🌟 - Describe how you met.

“Just how every one of those critters meets me: storms my building and throws pies at my head! But Ms. Petaltail… ooo, she was a crafty one. She had come a few times before, but then she did something I would've never expected.”

“I made a joke to those Toons that I would only be friends with them if they gave me the deed to their estate. 'Well, I got the deed right here, Mr. Architect,' said Ms. Petaltail. 'You can sign right here if you'd like.'”

“Hoooo-whee, was I jumpin' off the walls with that! So much so that… I didn't read the fine print. Stupid of me, I know.”

“But now you own Ms. Darla's property?”

“Not quite. I own her land… 2 square inches of it. She can't do anything to it without my permission. Seems Ms. Petaltail knows her land laws better than I thought.”

(Second question below because this ask is getting long)

🌹 - What’s your love language? What is theirs?

“Now you know me Cathal: I believe in Southern hospitality above all else. I'm a right proper gentleman!”

“You do send a lot of food over from your district.”

“So if you ever see that Ms. Darla come into your office, don't believe anything she says, y'hear?! That reindeer's the sweetest talker I've ever met!”

#i answered the question #sarah 📖💞!#f/o takeover #oc: darla petaltail #that's what i thought you crook 🚦🤠#there's nothing like doing nothing with you 📺🥪#alton jumpscare. sorry i like him #do NOT be fooled by how he talks about her: alton is whipped for darla NENDJFKCNDN #he just can't say it in the workplace. even though it's a tiny bit of an open secret #also there are. no good pictures of alton that aren't fanart. and even the fanart is pretty limited. boy i die

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