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yamithediaperdork · 4 years

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It’s a living (Ben 10 omiverse)

it was a nice and peaceful day in Bellwood for a change, though considering it wasn't the main stream universe's Bellwood that made a degree of sense. In fact even as the main verse Ben sat across from his counterpart, enjoying the Mr.smoothies of universe 23 they could both relax as Seven-seven and Tetrax had decided to stay on earth and work as a team with 23, so were out patrolling. "So, not that it's not awesome to see you from time to time..but usually you showing up means something about to go all fucky fucky...Sooo what brings you here?" 23 asked. "things don't ALWAYS go bad when i show up!" Ben protested, huffing a little. "Mmmhmmm..So you showed up and I get attacked by my future team mates..you show up and the Ben war..you show up and Mad Ben.." 23 said, counting off on his fingers. "..Damn uh.. well I promise, no world ending stuff this time." Ben said, sweat dropping. "I uh.. ok so i told you I recently moved out and got my own place right?" "And yet you haven't invited me back once." 23 said and blew a raspberry to show he wasn't really offended. "eheheh well fact of the matter is I mightttta gone a little beyond my means and kinda sorta..I'm like a week from getting kicked out." Ben said, poking his fingers together sheepishly. "Heh, and what, you want a place to crash?" "welll more thinking maybe since I've been helping you and all that jazz, you could spot me a couple of grand to get me in the clear and stuff?" Ben asked hopefully. "eh..I learned the hard way not to loan friends money Ben. it's why me and my Gwen aren't on speaking terms." 23 said, then took a big drink of his smoothie. "however, I AM willing to help you MAKE the money you need, and more." "...Doing what?" Ben asked, confused. "Cuz gotta say, I've tried the retail thing back home and when you have to stop doing stock to fight alien invaders, you don't keep your job for long." "Pffft as if I'd let you work retail! Nah man! You know I've leveraged my frame and endorsed a TON of things right? Part of how I'm rolling in dough? Well I got this one wanna be sponsor who I'm not big on the product, but they are offering a crazy amount of cash. I figure they'll settle for the Ben of anther universe, you do the gig, we split the money 50/50, and everybody wins." 23 said, taking out a note pad and a pen. "Look uh, not to sound ungrateful, but if I'm the one doing the modeling or whatever, shouldn't I get more then half? and what are you writing down?" Ben asked. "That's how much your half of the deal will be, and I think you'll find it more then fair." 23 said and smirked. Ben frowned and picked up the piece of paper, looking down, then did a double take as his eyes went wide. "Holy crap! what am i modeling off? Missiles?!" he asked, his voice going higher then normal. "nah, no weapons of mass destruction in that sense.. though bet you'll still clear rooms." 23 said and gave a impish grin. "You'll be working for huggies." "..Say what?"

After half a hour of back and forth, and Ben admitting he really didn't have a better option, the two took off, transforming into XCLER8 and Speedyquick instead of hailing a cab and made their way to the huggies headquarters. since 23 was used to this sort of thing Ben mostly let him talk over the contract and tried not to get boarded out of his mind as they talked returns and profit margins, only tuning in when the executive they were talking to (who if Ben didn't know better, he'd swear was this universes version of Charmcaster) brought up diaper usage. "Of course seeing your other self in our new line of Lil' stinkers would do wonders for our promotion of them, but if we could show them being used it would really help sell other points. we're taking photo shoots for magazine spreads and of course some tv and internet ad's. the more you and your client can promise us in terms of selling these diapers are for big babies who need to be put in their place, the more zero's we can add to your check." She said, smiling. "Wait..as in..you know.." Ben interrupted before 23 could talk, and unable to say what he was thinking, and blushing badly, he make fart noises with his mouth. "Heh, yes, we want you to go dooty in your diaper." Hope said, smirking and watching the two boys reactions. "N-No way! I mean I'll wear them and crawl around and stuff, but I'm NOT taking a dump in diapers!" Ben huffed and crossed his arms, shaking his head and well, looking just perfect for the target audience. "Maybe I should give you and your client a moment to talk this over. we can make a deal without the diaper usage but it's going to cut into the bottom line." Hope said and got up and left the room. "Can you BE anymore of a brat?" 23 hissed at Ben. "But..but..she wants me to-" "Yes, I know. I was there. Look Ben, I'm putting my neck on the line for you here, if my other sponsors hear about what a crabby brat your being here, it could affect me. Also your the one who came to me for help, so wouldn't like crapping yourself in huggies and making a boat load of cash once be better then doing a bunch more commercials to make the same amount? And who the hell from your universe is gonna see you doing this anyways?" 23 asked. "But I don't wanna poop in a diaper!" Ben whined and shook his head. "and you can't make me! so th-" he started to add, then suddenly he was yanked out of his chair and over 23's laps. "W-what are you doing?! and when the hell did you get so strong!?" "I've been working out since the mad Ben thing. and I'm gonna do what anyone does with a whinny brat.." 23 said and smirked, tugging down the back of Ben's pants. "I'm gonna spank you." Yanking Ben's skid marked stained briefs up and giving the bigger boy a wedgie and exposing those cheeks, 23 paused. "Last chance to be a good boy and let me handle this." he said. "Y-You don't have the balls!" Ben cried out, his voice carrying. "I gave you a chance." 23 said and shrugged, then brought down his hand on Ben's bubble butt over and over, turning the cheeks nice and red as Ben bawled like a baby.

Since the office wasn't sound proofed, and many people knew that both of the Ben's were in the office, it attracted A LOT of attention as the bigger Ben's voice filled the floor with the sounds of wails and there was the unmistakable sound of buns being tanned. Hope smirked as she listened, feeling she had pegged the relationship between the two boys right, and waited till there was just the sound of the bigger Ben sobbing before going back into her office, and fighting back a chuckle as she saw the bigger boy in the corner, his pants in his chair and his undies still hiked up. the boy had his nose to the corner and his hands on his head, and was whimpering and sobbing gently. "I'm sorry for that, somebody needed a attuide adjustment." 23 said. "oh don't be! I just wish we had recorded that! would of been perfect for the set up of a commercial!" Hope said and chuckled. "well I can always spank him again." 23 offered, chuckling to as Ben whined loudly from the corner. "So, may I assume that your both on board with widdle Benny making uh-ohs and tinkles in his diapers?" Hope asked. "I dunno, Ben, are you ok with messing your diapers?" 23 asked. "Y-Yes! No more spankies!" Ben cried out, his hands going from his head to covering his poor buns. "i think that answers your question." "excellent, then I'll draw up the contract, and if we hurry we can have Ben in the studio in about 2 hours. Make sure he gets LOTS to eat, we wanna show off how the Lil' stinkers hold up to even the biggest messes." Hope said. as 23 and Hope chuckled, Ben whimpered and found himself sucking on his thumb having ALL the regrets.

a hour and half later and a semi pot belly Ben was leaning back in his folding chair, in front of the set and belching off and on. He still hadn't been able to reclaim his pants though he'd been allowed to tug the wedgie out at least, though this just got loads of comments about how diapers might be a good full time choice for him. Ben had swallowed back any come backs or threats he had in mind as every time 23 was quick to pat his still sore booty. going on Hope's advice 23 had forced Ben to chow down, though while the catering table was set up with all sorts of awesome snack foods, including Ben's favorite, chilli fries, it was the large pyramid of at least 23 jar's of prune baby food that 23 had directed Ben to, helping the bigger boy and spoon feeding him as the crew setting up the large nursery chuckled. "Come on ben, one jar to go. you can do it." 23 was saying, grabbing the last jar and smirking at Ben's baby food covered face. "D-Dude..I'm not joking..if I eat one more bite I'ma hurl." Ben whined. "that's what you said two jars ago." "by all means, call my bluff, just when your wearing baby food on your shoes, remember i warned you." Ben said with a weak smile then a LOUD and nasty belch. 23 made a face and waved the air in front of him. "Man, if it smells that bad now.. Maybe i should excuse myself to the other room when you crap yourself." he teased. "N-no way..if I'm doing this..you're watching AND smelling!" Ben whined and Belched again. "Can i get something to drink?" he asked. instantly he realized he should of worded his request better as 23 got a large baby bottle filled with what was hopefully milk, and popped it in Ben's mouth. it only took a few sucks on the nipple to realize that of course, it was formula, and Ben scuched up his face. "Hehehe I have to say Ben, you are JUST too cute like this. I might have to try and lock you into a long term agreement here." 23 teased then winced at the glare Ben gave him. "Kidding! Kidding!" pushing the bottle out of his mouth, Ben went to say something but was cut off as Hope strolled onto the set. "Ok people, time to make some magic. baby Ben, we need you in wardore." she said then pasued. "Oh, Do you know how to put a diaper on?" she asked, suddenly looking sheepish. "N-No." ben whined and a loud toot came out his bottom. "Oh er..I don't think we have time to teach you before you unload." Hope said, holding her nose. "it's ok, I'll diaper the big baby." 23 said happily. "of course you will." Ben muttered, but let himself be lead off to a side room where there was star on the door, with his name on it. "great...I'm about to become famous as a diaper boy.." Ben whined. lead inside 23 just chuckled. "Mr.Devil, he's ready for his close up."

The diaper was MASSIVE, and for a second both boys just stared at it, wondering if Ben was gonna be able to even walk in the thing. it was easily the equal to 10 normal diapers layered together and was a soft baby blue (whether that was a marketing choice or just when they had been making these things expect 23 to model them, neither boy was sure) anther loud toot from Ben's back door which sadly filled the small dressing room had both boys holding their noses, and broke them out of their trance. "I..I don't wanna do this. I'm scared." Ben whined, looking at 23 with pleading eyes and starting to squirm in a way that told him their deadline was coming up fast. "Sorry buddy, we signed the contract. but I'll make sure this goes as fast as possible. all you have to do with whimper and cry, and act like you've been acting, and I'll be doing the voice over." 23 said and reached up, patting Ben's head. Ben whined but let himself be laid down on the teddy bear print changing mat on the floor and just lifted his arms to let 23 tug his shirt off. "we're gonna have to enroll you in a exercise program if we need to keep feeding you like this." 23 teased, noting that while Ben wasn't chubby, he had enough pudge on him to look a bit like baby fat, and the baby food in his tummy wasn't helping. Sliding Ben's undies off 23 tossed them in a trash can behind him, then unfolded the massive diaper as Ben whined. "W-why'd you toss out my undies? A-and were are my pants? F-For after?" he asked, feeling so small and helpless as 23 lifted Ben up but his legs to get the diaper under him. "hush, you let me worry about that..though..heh.." 23 paused the look down at Ben's exposed crotch. "Didn't know you shave." "I uh..haven't gotten my pubes yet.." the bigger in so many ways, but not where it counted boy said. "well that explains your cute widdl-" "Watch it!" Ben huffed and for the first time moved to use his Omimatrix. "Ok ok..Sorry." 23 said sweat dropping. "I've had THREE girls interested in me by the way, so it can't be THAT small!" Ben added and 23 smirked and powdered him lots. "And how many of them saw you down there?" 23 asked, as he tugged the diaper up. "and of those that saw, how many stayed interested?" with the diaper tapped up Ben sat up with a bit of effort, but was blushing and wouldn't look 23 in the eyes. "L-Let's just get this over with." Ben huffed and tried to get up on his own, only to keep falling back on his puffy butt. "That's what I thought." 23 chuckled and then held out his hands, Helping Ben get to his feet. the bigger boys BIG diaper had his legs spread and Ben was barley able to waddle, several times needing to stop and take 23's hands as they made their way out onto the set. 'If i make it though this I'm moving to a smaller apartment so i never have to ask this son of a bitch for a favor again.' Ben thought.

Hope grinned ear to ear and had some of the photographers snap shots of Ben needing help with walking, before coming over with a baby blue bonnet and bib that had white text in comic sans, that read BRAT. Ben would of argued about the add ons, since he was pretty sure that hadn't been in the original deal, if it wasn't for the fact he was using every ounce of control NOT to mess himself too soon and have to start all over. "There we go, don't you just look adorable~" Hope teased and tickled Ben's chin. "A-Ah.S-Stop that..w-we hafa hurry up..I..I can't.." Ben whined and rubbed his tummy, a muffled fart coming out and making hope take a step back. As they started to film, Ben for the most part blissfully blacked out, but of course got to watch the commercial after, with everyone praising him on what a good boy he had been.

"Hey everyone, Ben 23 here, and bringing you yet anther great product. So, brats, we all know one and we've all thought about putting them in their place, but where do you even start to get what you need for it?" Came 23's voice, on a screen of black. "Well the answer for that, Is huggies. That's right, the same company you've been trusting to look after your little bundles of joy is here to help you put those same bundles of joy turned into over sized brats back into little baby's." the screen came into focus and there was Ben, a glazed look in his eyes and holding his tummy, in all his big baby glory. "Most of you know about my other universe counterpart, but what you don't know is that he's a grade A BRAT. as a favor to his friends back in his verse, we're giving Baby Ben the punishment he deserves. isn't that right baby ben?" 23's voice asked as Ben whined and pouted. "Pwease, no wanna go poopies! I'm sowwy!" Ben cried out. "now now Ben, you don't want anther spanking do you?" 23's voice asked, and it was the yelp of fear that sold it as Ben totally lost control. the camera zoomed in as the back of Ben's diaper rapidly started to expand, and loud gross farts were heard. Ben for his part was face down ass up, and pounding a fist on the floor as he filled his diapers, crying and howling but really, it only made the shot better. "Lil stinkers is made with a new material that allows for up to 40 times the normal amounts of waste, which means even with 22 jars of baby food in baby Ben's tummy these diapers won't leak, or your money back." 23 said. the diaper only started to take on a dirty stain of brown in the back as the material reached down to Ben's knees. "with our new smell block guards in the diaper, you'll only get the faintest whiff of the the mess the big babies made. Sure it spares the brat but if your brat is anything widdle Benny here, you're gonna be punished enough changing him." with a few last sputtering farts Ben was apparently finished and sucking on his thumb as he got up on his knees, looking to the cameras. "C-Change pwease?" Ben whined. "Oh silly Ben, if we just changed you right away, where would the fun be in that? with added rash protection built into the diaper, along with bratty baby brand powder, Our little Benny can go 12 hours without a change!" hearing that Ben bawled again, both hands coming up to his eyes and there was just no two ways about it, he looked like a giant baby. "See you in 12 hours little guy! enjoy your poopie diaper." 23 said cheerfully. Ben's cries were muted as they went to the last of it. "Lil stinkers by huggies. put your brat back in diapers, and in their place. Available at a super market near you in two weeks."

Ben naturally wasn't actually kept in the poopie diaper for 12 hours, though they did take the chance to get all the pictures they needed for him in his poopie diapers, with 23 posing in some of them with him. Such as having Ben in his arms, Ben over his lap and pretending to give him a messy spanking, and of course 23 pulling the back of the diaper open as Ben sat on his ass, hugging a teddy bear and sucking on a pacifier and 23 holding his nose. If 23 was being truthfully though he was glad he was wearing his baggy pants as the site of Ben like this almost had little hearts in his eyes and he was tempted to try and keep Ben like this. Still a contract was a contract, and once they had enough footage they got Ben changed into a clean diaper but out of the bib and bonnet, and with his t-shirt back on. Ben was actually in the crib that was part of the set up when he came out of it, the staff and Hope and 23 where having a few drinks. "C-Can somebody come let me out? And.. get me big boy undies and pants?" Ben called, using the crib railing to haul himself to his feet but swaying dangerously if he let go, so knowing he couldn't get out. if the crew heard him, they ignored him and kept talking among themselves and laughing, annoying Ben. "I SAID, SOMEBODY LET ME OUT!" Ben yelled and stomped a foot, slipping and falling on his padded rear. "oh great, the baby is awake." 23 said, smirking and winking to the crew who all laughed. "Your not freaking funny! Let me outta here NOW or I'm going way big!" Ben growled and started to fiddle with his watch. "Way big?" a crew member asked. "as in he's gonna be a big boy?" "No! as in the alien who's 100 feet tall!" Ben huffed and got the watch ready to go. "-sigh- I'll handle this." 23 said and walked over, holding his hands up. "heyy heyy..it's OK Benny. we don't need to bring aliens into this. you're all done here and we'll cash your check at the first bank of Ben then you can go home. OK?" "i want outta this diaper, I want outta this crib! and i want big boy undies and pants!" Ben huffed, keeping his hand over his watch. "heh, your terms are agreeable. we only re-diapered you because you were out of it, and I don't really wanna change anther poopie diaper." 23 lied. He would of totally loved to keep changing Ben's diapers but clearly the little guy had been pushed to his limit.

As it turned out they couldn't find pants in the studio for Ben, or a pair of undies so the poor hero ended up standing in line with 23 at the bank in his t-shirt and diapers, which normally would of caused problems but with 23's technically owning the bank, it was brushed over. The first thing they did after getting the check cashed was go shopping and get Ben a pair of sumo slammer boxers, then off to the food court for him to get the taste of the baby food and formula out of his system, though he wasn't able to eat his full order. 23 joked about how they should of gotten him a happy meal as he wiped up the chilli stains off of Ben's face. after that it was time to go home and Ben gave 23's hand a shake. "..ok, you saved my ass from having to move back home..buttt don't expect me to come back here till this ad campaign is over and done." Ben said. "heh, come on, didn't a SMALL part of you have fun?" 23 asked. "hahahaha NO. Today was the most horrible day of my life, and with the shit I've been though, thats saying something. Maybe you can come over to MY universe sometime and be a diaper boy for me though." "heh. or just show up with a diaper bag." "..Shutting up." with that Ben went back to his home universe, very much richer. Or so he thought.

as it turned out their money while looking the same on the outside, was made differently and raised all sorts of flags when Ben went to go and deposit it in his universe. there was a public cry of outrage that a hero like Ben would try and destabilize a local economy like that, and there was talks of official charges of counterfeiting and maybe even jail time. Not even able to get his cash back, and the Plumbers having to give him the cold shoulder publicly to save face, Ben decided to take a little bit of a vacation (2-7 months while the plumbers legal team got him out of the mess) back in universe 23, figuring that 23 owned him, AND wanting to give him a piece of his mind.

"baby Ben! back so soon?" 23 asked, delighted as a red faced Ben made it to his pent house. on the way over Ben had been recognized, teased and scolded for not being in his diapers and had seen billboard with him in all his blacked out diaper baby glory. "ha.Ha. we have a problem." Ben said, and then nodded to 23's couch. "mind if I take a seat?" "Only if you promise not to make a puddle." 23 joked, but moved aside as Ben came in and flopped down. Ben spent the next 10 minutes explaining out what had happened, as 23 looked upset and shook his head. "Man, that sucks. I'm sorry, i didn't know!" 23 said. "well, I need a place to stay for a little while till i get the OK to go back..so I was wondering if y-" "would put you up here for a few months, heh,. that can be arranged. don't think you'll be able to get a place on your own here unless you just did more commercials though, rent in the city has gone up since i live here." "Not like i have a penny to my name anyways, and was gonna ask if you'd rent me a place..Buttt staying here I guess won't be so bad." Ben said with a little smile. "there is a small price I'd like you to pay..But in return for humoring me on this onnnne tiny little thing, I swear you'll want for nothing while staying with me. all the junk food you could want and any video games, the whole nine yards." 23 said, blushing a little now. "..why am i getting a bad feeling about this?" Ben asked. "well see.. they didn't need the stuff they used in your commercial after you left..so they gave it to me for free..and you were just SO god damn cute.." 23 said, getting up and leading Ben to yup, a recreation of the nursery from the set. "FUCK NO!" "oh come on Ben! i promise! no baby food this time and pop in your baby bottles! Pleasssse?" 23 asked, bringing his hands together. "why in the world would i agree to do that for a few months? I could just go do anther commercial, then get my own place here!?" Ben pointed out. "one, because as your agent I control whether you do anther shoot, it's actually part of the contract, two, if I tell my bank not to cash your check who else do you think will cover that much. three, and this is the kicker. where else can you go to with ease to hide out? you really think mad Ben is gonna welcome you with open arms?" "..Fuck my life!"

And so one week after promising himself he'd never be a big baby again, Ben found himself in two of the thick blue diaper's and in a t-shirt top, crawling behind behind 23 and pouting like crazy. "Don't you think top is over kill?" Ben whined. "I'm the one paying for them. so just shush and look adorable." "Not funny." Ben pouted and then realized it would be harder then hell to get off and on the couch's and just sat on his diaper butt in the living room. "So what d-" "I want chilli cheese fires, I want a two liter of coke, and I want the latest sumo slammer game five minutes ago!" Ben huffed then grinned. "..Demanding aren't we?" "and i quote: I swear you'll want for nothing. I want all of that." Ben said smugly. "you know, i could of just spanked you." 23 teased, going to grab the phone and make the food order. instead of Ben telling him off however, the threat had a amusing and smelly effect instead. Ben froze at the memory of that and then well, with him being double diapered it was a little hard to tell since there was no smell, but 23 could of sworn Ben just got a little taller. "heh, Did somebody just make me a present?" "NO!...yes." "Good boy. I'll change you after you eat, if your a good boy." 23 said and winked. "...this is gonna be a long 2 months."

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hu4ngs · 4 years

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jisung as your boyfriend! thank you ♡

AAAAAAAA THIS MADE ME SO SOFT jisung is a big baby

can u believe this baby is 18 this year? cuz i don’t

i personally REFUSE to believe he’s 18

anyway

you met jisung during a basketball match

it was your school against his

you weren’t really THAT supportive you just came because everyone told you there was gonna be handsome players

also the food stalls during school matches are always the b e s t

so here you are

you were happy that you got a pretty decent seating so you immediately started looking for cute players

you figured you probably looked focused as hell cuz that’s how you met jisung

he was sitting next to you, you can tell he’s from the other school judging from his school blazer

he chuckled looking at you squinting to see the match when it hasn’t even started

when he noticed that you noticed him, he immediately looked away

you stared at him for a couple seconds longer before diverting your attention back to the court

the horn blew, indicating the game had started

you noticed a light haired fella from the other school literally killing your school’s team

he was fast, he was sharp, you can tell he’s in ace

you watched him effortlessly shoot a 2-pointer goal, which made the guy next to you immediately cheer

you were a bit surprised from his sudden cheer, which made you jump

your attention diverted yet again to him

“is that your friend?” you asked absentmindedly

he was taken aback for a few seconds before finally nodding

“he’s gonna kill it” he said proudly

a smile automatically formed on your face, another favourite of yours is watching people get excited during matches

“are you here to support your whole school or to just support #30?” you asked again

he laughed shyly, “of course it’s to support the whole team. it just happens that my best friend is the ace of the team” he bragged a bit in his words

you giggled

you found him super cute

“what about you?” he asked

you were a bit embarrassed to admit that you were just here to look at cute players

so you went with option #2

you lied

it’s a white lie so it’s ok

“oh yeah, i’m here to show support for my school’s team” you said, although you sound hesitant

you thank the gods he didn’t question your hesitation though

“jisung” he muttered with a smile

“y/n” you told him back, and he nodded to himself before turning back to the game

you did the same

long story short

you ended up cheering with jisung together for his friend (which you learned his name was chenle)

you earned a lot of stares from your schoolmates though

but you didn’t care

from the looks of it, your school’s team was barely winning

chenle was really beating their asses off

“dude, your friend is on fire”

jisung nodded proudly

“what did i tell you? that’s an ace right there”

you giggled at him before continuing to cheer on for chenle

when the match ended, you had gathered up all the courage you had to ask him to go around the food stalls with you together

because 1) he’s genuinely the cutest boy you’ve ever met

and 2) you had no friends to do this with you

yknow like seulgi once said. sometimes you gotta be BOLD

so anyway

before jisung was even thinking of leaving the court, you had asked if he wanted to go around the food stalls with you

you noticed him get a bit too flustered with the request

your brain had immediately started telling you that this was a mistake

and that he probably has a girlfriend already or something

but then he said yes!!!!!

HE SAID YES!!!!!!!!

you probably realised a bit too late that you got a little too excited

bc by then jisung’s face was already red after seeing you like that

“sorry” you chuckled

and he shook his head, “it’s okay”

just when you’re about to ask him to get out of the court he said something

“is it okay if chenle joins, though?” he asked

you were 100% okay with that, although a small part of you wished it was just you and jisung

but at that time it was still too early for you to notice that

so you agreed wholeheartedly

so that’s the story of how you became friends with chenle and jisung

chenle wasted no time to show his true colours

by seconds he was already a loud, laughing mess

he’d also make fun of jisung whenever he has the chance and you find their jokes toward each other to be super funny

you were super glad that this whole thing didn’t turned out to be awkward

when the overall event was coming to an end, you had to go on your own way

jisung made sure he got your number before you two depart,,, so that’s saying s o m e t h i n g

and after you left..... poor jisung was teased even more by chenle

“you asked for their number FIRST? you like them don’t you?” chenle asked teasingly, nudging jisung by his arm

“do me a favour, and just, shut up? please?”

chenle laughed

“i’m just saying, if you need help to ask a certain someone out.... i’m right here” he said proudly while puffing his chest out

ANYWAY

days after the event,,, like literally so many days later

you find yourself not able to stop texting jisung

the conversation just keeps on going

it’s crazy

you didn’t think he’d be a good texted but he simply is

whenever you text him first he’d immediately come online??? that’s a whole MAN

and he always have something interesting to say that would keep the conversation going

you find yourself drawn to him

it’s crazy

you’ve never felt like this before

like okay, you’ve had crushes before

but you never felt like THIS

everyday you’ll find yourself wishing that you’d get to see him again

and it’s really driving you crazy

like y/n???? smitten over a boy????? that’s crazy

jisung, on the other end, also felt the same

he lowkey wants to go watch a movie with you or something

but he can’t admit that to anyone

he can’t admit it to chenle because chenle will LOSE his mind

and he most definitely can’t admit it to you in fear he’d get rejected or get you weirded out

so he’s basically stuck

sometimes he’s on the subway on the way home and he sees two couples in it with him wearing matching jackets or are talking about getting boba together,,,,, he lowkey wishes he’d get to do that with you

it’s really driving him mad bc he can’t tell if he’s in love or just lonely or just going through puberty

he’s not really one to understand these type of feelings yknow.....

at the end he decided to contact his long lost friend

who’s like super older than him

it’s taeyong

he’s contacting taeyong

one night he suddenly sent taeyong a text

which caught the elder one off guard cuz it’s been so long since they talked

but it’s okay taeyong’s a nice person

when he asked jisung what was up

jisung immediately went into details

he told taeyong everything

from the basketball match

to the way you always stays online and wait for him to finish typing bc he admits he’s a bit of a slow typer

and he admits to taeyong that he does wanna hang out with you again

and not,,, platonically,,,, he genuinely wants to take you out on a date

taeyong let out a laugh when he read jisung’s super long explanation on what’s bothering him

he gave jisung advice alright

and he tried as hard as he could to make sure it was a good advice too

because it’s probably the first time the boy has ever felt like this, he can’t ruin this for him

and thanks to taeyong, jisung felt like the clouds in his head was finally clearing up

he was finally able to see a solution

which wasn’t that much hard to find,,, but he needed assurance from an older, experienced man

so yes, jisung ended up asking you out

when you received that text you were blown out of your mind

you were literally on cloud 9

the butterflies in your stomach? there were swarms of them

you couldn’t get a good night’s rest because your mind won’t let you stop thinking of the fact that you just got asked out on a date

BY PARK JISUNG TOO!!!!!

who’s doing it like you? not me, not anyone else. YOU’RE DOING IT LIKE YOU

jisung even made it clear that there wasn’t going to be a zhong chenle this time. just the two of you

and you find it sweet of him to reassure you that

nah, you’re just smitten by him

LMAO

so anyway

you spent your whole trying to find the perfect outfit

best believe you even went out to buy a pair of new shoes too

that’s how in love you are

on d-day, you two met in the subway

you met him after two stops, and he looked SOOOOO good

he literally looks like your future boyfriend

he wore something simple, but it really complimented his figure

unlike the other time you saw him, this time he wasn’t in his school attire, he had one airpod in, and overall he just looks dashing

you figured by now you ARE in love, because no boy wearing black jeans with a pair of converse topped with an adidas jacket had ever made you feel this way

but you’re not gonna complain

if you’re gonna fall in love with someone, it better be park jisung

when he noticed he thought similarly as you did too

he wondered how you could so good wearing something so simple

yup. if he was gonna get boba with somebody, it better be you

the subway was kinda full, so you were standing

he immediately went over to you

and you were lowkey blushing looking at how tall he was now that he’s standing right in front of you

“you look good” you commented, to make things less awkward, although that obviously backfired, because jisung immediately turned shy

“you.... you look good, too” he mumbled, looking away

luckily, after a few stops, both of you warmed up again to each other

he asked you about your day, and as usual you somehow carried away with talking about completely unrelated topic

but that’s what attracted jisung the most

he doesn’t do much of the talking

but he sure as hell enjoys listening to you talk

you were amusing too, and on top of that you made sure you weren’t just blabbing about yourself, you made sure he finds the fun in the conversation too

when you arrived at the mall, neither of you knew what you wanted to do

so you both ended up wandering around the big mall, and every once in a while you’d stop at a fast food restaurant to eat something light

you had to admit, even though you two weren’t doing anything specific, you were sure having a lot of fun

when (still) wandering around the mall, you two walked by a phone cover store

and jisung had the bravest, most brilliant idea ever

he asked if you wanted to get matching phone covers and honestly that was the sweetest thing someone has ever said to you

and like??? getting matching phone covers with jisung???? YES PLEASE

you agreed with your whole heart bruh let me TELL you

and that’s how jisung finally knew nothing wrong could really go with confessing

after buying matching phone covers, he finally fulfilled his wish to get you both boba

AND in the boba store

it’s not the most romantic way nor place to confess but,,, that’s jisung for you

it’s not the fanciest place ever, but it’s still the sweetest thing to happen to you

ngl you were gonna cry but you’re a bad bitch so you DIDN’T

so now he’s your boyfriend

and compared to before, he became way awkward now, more than ever

but again, that’s just park jisung for you

he gets shy super quickly

and i’m not saying you aren’t shy too, but sometimes whenever you absentmindedly grab his hands to go somewhere or something, boy, he will n o t stop thinking about it

good news is that you two go on dates much more often now

and he’d visit you sometimes when he has the time whenever you have extra classes

and he strictly asked you not to reveal your relationship to chenle yet because he wasn’t sure if he was ready to face that boy yet

anyway

so during the first few........ months of dating, please don’t expect to have that much hand touching, or hugs, let alone any types of kisses

he’s just that awkward

and he’s super grateful if you understand him and doesn’t pester him to do any coupley things

in fact he’d fall in love with you even more if you’re like that

but eventually he’ll come around anyway

he wouldn’t really initiate anything first other than the simple arm-around-shoulders thing, but he definitely won’t flinch or blush like a madman whenever you hug him or hold his hand

daily facetimes with him are a must that’s a requirement from park jisung himself

he doesn’t show it but we all know he’s secretly clingy

like SUPER clingy but in his own way

if you don’t give him attention he’s definitely gonna sulk

if you give chenle more attention, he’s 100% gonna sulk

once again he doesn’t tell you about it, but he LOVES having his arm around your shoulders especially when you two are in public

he lowkey likes the feeling??? like it kinda boosts his ego when he does this so he does it a lot

he doesn’t buy you gifts too much but he definitely loves hanging out/going out on dates with you

he’ll definitely buy you all the foods you want too

when he does buy you gifts he’d buy you little things like a keychain of your favourite anime character maybe, or a pair of adorable socks, maybe a cute little necklace and a shitton of phone covers

whenever you’re stressed out with your studies he wouldn’t bother you, but he’ll definitely accompany you if you asked him

he’ll comfort you a lot when you’re breaking down, although he doesn’t say much, but having him hold you tightly in his embrace is enough comfort for you, especially when it’s coming from jisung

your first kiss together would be waaaay overdue tbh

like, your first kiss is probably a year after dating he’s just that shy

but it’s sweet

best believe this time it’s jisung that initiated the first move

as usual you guys are on a date

and unlike other dates, you guys decided to have a picnic by the river

and unlike other dates pt. 2, he’s much more smitten for you than he has been the other days

maybe you surprised him at school when he’s super stressed out

maybe you brought him something he had been wanting to have

maybe you took him out to a cafe that he’s been craving

WE’LL NEVER KNOW but he’s super smitten

and his heart keeps racing in a different way whenever he sees you on that particular day

so when you were busying yourself taking cute pics of the river with the sunset

he suddenly slides in his hand onto your cheek

which caught you off guard

you were like,,,,,

“is this really my boyfriend is he really doing something other than having his hand on my shoulders?”

you’re lowkey panicking and excited to see what’s he gonna do next

at first jsung was hesitant but his heart was screaming for him to do it

so HE DID

he leaned in and kissed you

and you gladly kissed him back,,, hell, you’ve been waiting a lifetime for this moment

your kiss with him was super innocent, and was so gentle

it was perfect

you two were on the picnic blanket, by the river, accompanied by the sunset

you can’t think of any better way for you to share your first kisses with each other

and to top that all up, after all that, he told you that he loves you for the first time ever

and that’s a lot for jisung

in conclusion, jisung will be a hard shell to break

it will take a lot of patience from you

but it’s all worth it because he’s a treasure

he will cherish you so so so so so much

and if that’s not love idk what is

don’t ever break his heart or trust bc he can NEVER handle that

OH also on a side note now that you’re dating jisung, you’ll have to deal with chenle too

he WILL annoy you as much as he annoys jisung it’s just zhong chenle tingz

lastly, jisung would probably, at one point in your relationship, tell you that he’s glad he shared his firsts with you because he honestly can’t think of a better person

ugh wtf im jealous somebody get me a bf like park jisung pls

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seekingthestars · 4 years

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sarah watches the untamed: liveblogging adventures, part fifteen episodes 27, 28, + 29

(aka: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIZHUI SHE WATCHED SOME OF YOUR SHOW TO CELEBRATE BUT ONLY PARTS WITHOUT YOU IN IT)

okay well yesterday’s episodes were painful, let’s see if we can survive some more today. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIZHUIIIIIIIIII sweet baby angel, i’m making my way toward seeing you again don’t worry ʕ•ᴥ•ʔง

episode 27:

oh right THIS is where we left off, right, okay, starting with pain

wx looks so tormented, i wanna cry ;;;; and every time they flash to wen ning i wanna cry more ;;;;;;

wangji crying, my heart ACHES ;AAAAAA;

the burial mounds :O

meng yao listing out what wx did and i’m just over here like “YEAH HE DID, CUZ THE JIN CLAN GUYS SUCKED, GOOD JOB WX” oops

i’m glad xichen spoke up a little on behalf of wen ning/wen qing, thank you pretty big brother

i’m sorry this is SO HYPOCRITICAL like “wen qing didn’t stand up and stop ruohan so they’re just as bad!” okay well all y’all stood by while the jin clan used innocent people as live bait and just straight up murdered a bunch of them SO SHUT UP

all of these people at this gathering are making me so mad stop it! they keep being all manipulative-ey and lying and stop! >.<

WANGJI STANDING UP FOR WUXIAN <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

and yay for mianmian (sp??) for standing up for him too! at least two people standing up against these obnoxious old men in some way ;;

the blatant lies about what happened that these people keep spewing make me fjeiowafjawe ANGRY, WEN NING DID NOT FALL OFF A CLIFF, OF COURSE YOUR IDIOT CLAN MEMBERS WOULD SAY THEY DID NOTHING WRONG

DUDE SHE WAS STRAIGHT UP JUST LIKE ‘Y’ALL WACK’ AND QUIT THE JIN CLAN :OOOO

jin clan leader is a jerk and i hate him

yanli’s hair ornament is so prettyyyyy

i know he’s been a jerk but zixuan is so pretty, mr. ‘i’ll protect you for my whole life’ trying to be suave lol

poor jiang cheng looking on like ‘f*** my life, first wx and now this’ XD

wen qing and wuxian banter is SO CUTE, she brought him snacks!!

wuxian interacting with this small child is HEALING MY BROKEN SOUL, THIS IS SO CUTE, this small child is ADORABLE

WUXIAN’S JUST A GIANT BABY

i am 10000% all here for jiang cheng’s majestic cape

oh shoot his fancy whip broke the talisman!!

wx just yelling “DON’T TRAMPLE ON THAT!” anywhere jiang cheng steps is hilarious and adorable XDD

“can he count as a human now?!” jiang cheng noooo stop you’re being mean, he can hear you :(((

episode 28

wx anticipating jc and stopping him when he tries to pull out his sword A+++ very nice

jc did you really just suggest for wx to turn everyone he just saved in to the people who would absolutely just murder them BOY WHY, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU

jc trying to use his sword and wx blocking it with his bare hand and then jc TRYING TO USE THE WIP ON WEN NING NO

“Just leave me then.” wuxian ;;;;;;;

the single tear from wx really just breaking my heart AGAIN, will it ever be whole again ;;

yuan is SO CUTE omg

yuan coming to cling to wx and give him fruit omg A HEALING PRESENCE, HE IS SO CUTE

wen qing giving jc back the comb ;~~~~~;

WEN NING SPOKE!!!!!

look i can’t explain it, wuxian’s just very attractive

oh no they fight :(

oh NO he sliced wx! :(( oh no no they’re both hurt :((

not gonna lie, a little sad to see jiang cheng throw the cape away, it was so majestic

yanli’s dream made me sad :((((

his little surprised face lol you’ve been caught! also one of the rare times anyone is actually seen legitimately dirty lol

ONE MONTH LATER timeskipping again ladies and gents

wangji is PISSED

YUAN!!! GRABBED WANGJI!!! CUTE!!!!

everyone being like “you must be his dad!!!” and wangji having a mild panic attack XD

wx going “this child is my son!” and wangji having ANOTHER mild panic attack XDD

wj’s little tiny baby smiles when he looks as wx and yuan ;u;

this entire exchange with yuan + wx + wj in town is the CUTEST GOSH DANG THING he bought yuan toys they’re best friends now and i have been HEALED

episode 29 that’s RIGHT we’re still going!

family dinner time!!!

I’M DYING. YUAN ON WANGJI’S LAP. CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

it took so freaking long to get that screenshot but WORTH IT

YUAN FEEDING WUXIAN

“Silence during meals. You too.” poor wangji gotta parent both these children

oh dang they actually getting married, like i knew it was happening but that was quick :O

wangji grabbing the toys before they rush out the door ;; <3

i can’t keep repeating myself but please know that any interaction between yuan + wj + wx is resulting in many coos and repeated “so cute!!!!”s

WEN NING?!?!?!

wen ning turned into a scary marshmallow

wen ning woke up!!!!!! my marshmallow is BACK!!!!! thank you wangji for being here to help save the day <3

looks comfy heeheehee

i’m so glad wen ning is back, my little angel T______T <3

yuan clinging to wangji’s leg and begging him to stay for dinner MY HEARTTTT

the entire dinner scene PRECIOUS

so it was being so cute and drunk, very-flushed wuxian was being ADORABLE AS ALL HECK but then it got sad again when he just kept repeating that he was useless :(( no buddy you’re not i promise!!!

wangji sitting stoically in the snow is ALSO very aesthetic, that man is just *chefs kiss* perfection

wuxian relaxing back in the cart like a king while wen ning pushes him around is freaking hilarious omg

WEN NING RUNNING SO FAST WHEN CALLED LIKE THE BESTEST LITTLE PUPPY I LOVE HIIIIIIM WHAT A DARLIN gonna squish his cute lil cheeks

#sarah watches the untamed #sarah watches #three whole new episodes tonight!!!!#there were some sad moments there were some VERY healing cute moments #i should stop trying to take so many screenshots lol

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juleswritesthis · 6 years

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My Thoughts...this is a long one - WilSon and DOOL

DOOL was great today. I actually watched the entire episode because I was so excited to see Eric beat up Brady. Now I don’t follow anything but the WilSon story so I’m not sure I understood it all but from what I ascertained between the yelling and accusations is that this lady Nicole was with Brady but wanted to be with Eric who she truly loved. So Brady blackmailed her using some evidence proving she committed a murder to some guy named Desmos or something. And Nicole not wanting to lose her daughter by going to jail was forced to flee Salem after telling Eric she doesn’t love him. Eric was left heartbroken and Brady found Eve (who just in the scenes I’ve watched is not much of a find, ugh annoying lady) who he is now engaged and loves and happiness blah blah blah. So hell yes Brady deserved that punch and way more. What a horrible thing to do to your brother, especially after he went after Will last week expecting Will to give up Sonny the man he loves for Paul. Thank you Eric! (Just a side note Greg Vaughn who plays Eric is an excellent actor. I remember him from Charmed season 2. He did an amazing job in the scenes today. I wish they paired him with Chandler Massey more, their emotional scenes would be incredible).

As for the WilSon/Paul scenes oh soap angst and turmoil. So the way I see it Will is in a shitty situation. I understand why WilSon decided that Will would stay with Paul. When it comes to injuries like what Paul is suffering, attitude, state of mind and support of loved ones is imperative to recovery. If Will were to tell Paul the truth it could crush him and his will to recover (lol at the punning). So waiting to tell him the truth seems like a good idea for now (”seems”). Especially since it Paul’s family is nowhere to be seen. Brady is too busy boning his fiance and betraying his brother. John is busy hiding comatose Marlena and keeping from marrying crazy Hattie. And I have no idea what Belle is doing but she doesn’t seem too concerned about her brother. I’m not sure if Paul has other family but it seems like Will is his one constant support right now. Yeah after 5 months of dating it’s all on Will...crazy!

But the WilSon plan is to have Will stay with Paul FOREVER is just ridiculous. First off they are doing this for Paul, but in the long run it will only harm him. Second this doesn’t only affect Will and Sonny but Arianna too. She deserves to grow up in a loving home with both her dads. Will should know better than anyone what happens to a child from a broken home going from parent to parent to parent. Third, Will and Sonny have lost 3 years because of the evil doings of others (Ben, Susan, & Dr. Rolf). They already sacrificed so much its not right to ask them to sacrifice their entire life and happiness.

I’ll be honest this decision is being pushed by Sonny. I think Will would have caved already because he looked like he was going to hurl throughout that entire conversation with Paul. Will is absolutely miserable not only because he lost Sonny but because he has to lie to Paul , a person he does love. And there is Paul, his face alight with hope and excitement for the future and poor Will is feeling sad and guilty.

So why is Sonny pushing this? Yes he cares for Paul too but this is mostly guilt. Sonny still feels guilty about leaving Paul at the alter. Of course I don’t see how Sonny had a choice at the time hearing that his dead husband could be alive. But I get how Sonny doesn’t want to hurt Paul more. Its going to happen though. Because Paul is going to find out one way or another. Listen to your mom Sonny! (I can’t believe I actually typed that :) ).

I figure Paul is going to keep questioning Will’s decision because lets face it, it doesn’t make sense that Will would remember his deep love for Sonny and not want to be with him, even Paul knows it. So Will is either going to cave or he will up the stakes by doing something crazy like proposing. Since this is a soap and Will is famous for his stupid crazy decisions, I’m going with the latter...or maybe they will just move in together when Paul is released from the hospital.

Paul will either see Will & Sonny in a comprising position (kiss or hug or something) or he will overhear them or one of the many others who know about the WilSon plan. No way are they keeping this a secret with Adrienne, Justin, Brady, Eve, Chad, and Lucas all in the know. These people may be busy with their own problems now, but the truth will come out. And since Christopher Sean is leaving in a few weeks it will all blow up some time around November sweeps. At least that’s my bet.

In regards to the scenes today, fantastic! Well mostly. Adrienne seemed more heartbroken than Sonny lol. She was bawling her eyes out. Is she suppose to represent WilSon fans? To think she was one of the few that opposed the WilSon relationship at the beginning. My how far she has come.

I snorted my way through the scenes between Justin, Lucas and Bonnie. I don’t know much of what’s going on but every time Bonnie refers to baby Bon Bon I can’t help but laugh. And then Lucas’ saying the first thing he will do is change his baby’s name...omg too funny. I would love to see Will’s reaction when he learns he has a new baby sister. Although he is probably use to his parents crazy lives by now (nope they aren’t boring! ;)).

Next Paul. I don’t know his character baffles me. Its like they prop him up to be this innocent victim, but he knew Sonny and Will loved each other fiercely back 3 years ago and though I place the blame on WilSon (mostly Will) Paul was part of the reason for their break down back then. In addition, Paul is continuously putting himself between Will and Sonny. He didn’t have to start dating brain damaged amnesiac Will. Why after the heartbreak with Sonny would he chose to be in the middle again? So he’s not an innocent. Sonny and Will’s continuous “Paul so good, he’s so perfect and brave” really grates me. Even if he wasn’t an angel this decision with Paul lying broken in the hospital would be hard so why keep rewriting history to support the poor perfect Paul image?

In addition, Paul talking to Will about their affair like it was meant by the gods was crazy. Dude that affair broke a family it’s not something to look back on with fondness and a smile. Will looked like he was going to hurl when Paul mentioned Sonny as Will’s husband. Also didn’t Paul and Will hate each other and Paul wanted to be with Sonny back then. Did Paul get amensia during his fall too? WTH? But still watching Paul’s excitement and knowing the truth about who Will really wants does make me feel sorry for him.This is not going to end well.

Finally Will’s last words to Sonny “He’s not you.” Wowzer Will. You know how to drop the mike. I’m anxiously waiting for that gif. That one 30 second scene was so well done Will literally didn’t need to say anything else. Agh the angst!

I just hope when all is said and done, the Days writers won’t find another reason to keep WilSon apart. It’s been almost 4 years, almost 6 counting Chandler’s Will leaving. So yeah really enjoying this angst for now as long as November brings back my WilSon time!

(PS to Paul fans if you happen to read this, I don’t hate Paul nor Horita. I’m just not happy with how they write for him. I wish he had more story than just Will or Sonny. It’s too bad cuz Christopher Sean is a good actor).

#WilSon #my thoughts #DOOL #Will Horton #Sonny Kiriakis #This is a long rambling post feel free to skip :)

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mimis-mm · 6 years

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I’m procrastinating on some school projects right now and my brother inspired me for something silly.

RFA reacting to a MC who won’t stop texting them the “Send Nudes” meme

The MC is not in relationship with any of them in this headcanon.

Warning: Might be slightly NSFW I think? At least for Saeyoung though.

Yoosung

The first time you send him one he’s a flustered mess and doesn’t understand it’s the meme.

The poor boy is playing LOLOL and is communicating via Discord with his guild members. Fortunately for them, they weren’t in any major fights cuz he is shooked.

He tells them a friend just asked him a nude pic and they lose their shit.

Who dares ask such thing to their innocent leader they’re gonna rip that person’s face off.

Until one of the guys is like “bruh take a screenshot and post it on Discord” which Yoosung does.

The guys laugh their ass off and tell Yoosung that you’re only joking and the rest of the guild calms down.

However, he left you on read cuz the poor boi just doesn’t know how to respond to that.

After a while, he just answers with screenshots of his character in LOLOL without it’s armour and striking a pose.

And every time he stops what he’s doing and starts undressing, his team members just know and maybe encourage him.

Also expect some group pics with the guild they’re totally gonna join the fun.

Jaehee

She’s sooo gonna questions you and not gonna find it funny at all the first time.

Girl totally had to deal with douches in the past so she’s pretty tired of it.

After a few apologies and explanations from your part she’s cool with it.

Like really cool with it.

She has the best answers tbh.

Photo of her in a bra

Anything that has the word “nude” written on it

She’s so gonna buy a shirt and write “nudes” on it just for the meme

Prob gonna send you a photo of her shaved legs if she just did them.

Watch out for pics of her with nude makeup style on cuz she’s slaying that look so hard like that’s gonna be a wake up call to your gay heart.

She’s gonna send you pictures of Zen shirtless. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

Zen / Hyun

The poor man doesn’t know what memes are and thinks you’re being serious.

So you receive a selfie of him bare chest with pure confusion on his perfect face.

Baby no it’s only a joke don’t do this to yourself plz

After a scolding he promises you he won’t accept sending nudes anymore if he doesn’t want to.

What does the “anymore” mean?? What happened??? Were they only bare chest or something else???? Zen are you ok baby???????

After that he still sends bare chest pics but he’s striking a pose with a smug look.

Like please calm down Zen it’s just a meme.

And yes, one time he sends you a pic of him laying on a sofa almost naked followed by a “draw me like one of your french girl”

Also you know when he’s working out cuz you receive a photo of his energy drink in an aesthetic style or if he’s jugging outside it’s a flower or the scenery since the boy doesn’t want you to see him sweaty. V showed him some photography tricks that’s why.

If you’re in a relationship he’s totally gonna buy one of those shirts with a photo of a muscular bare chest but still poses seductively. He’s a gentleman, he ain’t gonna send semi-nude pics to a girl with someone.

Jumin

He. Is. So. Lost.

“What do you mean? Why do you what to see me naked? Do you need help?” he makes you regret all of your life decisions.

You try to explain the meme to him but he still doesn’t get why you ask for nudes if you don’t really want some.

After a while you just give up.

A few days later, you receive a text from Jumin saying “Ask me to send you nudes.”

Uuuuh ok dude.

After just a few seconds, you receive a blurry picture of a white thing. You squint you eyes at it until...

Is it Elizabeth the 3rd?

Did Jumin Han just made a pun? A sexual one? With his own cat?

Now, prepare to be bombarded with Elizabeth’s blurry pictures.

Also he still doesn’t understand the meme (or just doesn’t care) so sometimes he just tells you to ask for nudes cuz the man needs to share his love for his cat.

One time, he responds with a blurry picture of a rooster. He never tells you how he got it tho.

Seven / Saeyoung

Oh boi

What have you done

This asshole sends you selfies of him crossdressing with a suggestive pose. Like he has a secret talent for posing like a Play Boy model.

And don’t think he won’t send you the meme. Cuz he will.

It’s the start of a war to know which one is going to have the best meme and responce.

Actually it’s just full of sexual tension tbh. This boy knows he’s going to Hell anyways, so he doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

Also, he’s the only one who sends a nude. It happens only once and poor baby isn’t proud of himself after that.

He hadn’t sleep for 3 days in a row because of work and his common sense is just dead at this point. So when you sends him the meme, he thinks that playing a trick on you by sending an actual nude is going to be hilarious.

While crossdressing, of course.

So you’re surprised at first when you see him wearing a school girl uniform and the top is open to reveal his muscular chest and his necklace. You scroll down and FUCKING DROP YOUR PHONE.

“Why isn’t he wearing something under that skirt!!!”

The next morning he calls you in panic and apologize a thousand times and explains that he didn’t think it through. He’s actually more traumatised by his own actions than you are.

V / Jihyun

Surprisingly, he knows the meme. He still asks you if you’re serious or joking, then if he can sends some of his art. plz just protect this angel

Hell yeah you want it.

If you don’t know the feeling of pride and pure joy when an artist trust you enough to show you their creations, then now you fucking do.

He’s the one you ask the most “nudes” cuz you just love his art???

Even if he just takes a photo on the spot with his cell phone you could frame it and it would still look fucking flawless.

After a while, he asks if he could send some sketches with nudity, since he’s practicing his drawing and painting skills. He also explains that he didn’t want to send them before because he didn’t want to chock you.

You die a little inside.

His drawings are actually pretty smooth. Like there’s nothing heavy, the persons naked have a relaxed pose or are stretching. The proportions are good, no matter the sexe of the models.

Your mind is just blown away more everytime you receive his art. It’s a never ending cycle.

#mystic messenger #mystic messenger headcanon #mystic messenger imagines #yoosung #saeyoung choi #jaehee #zen ryu #jumin han #jihyun kim #mm v #mysme ima

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ladylillycrawley · 6 years

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TMNT “Ghost of a Chance” FF Chapter 25 review

Got another review in the books, YAY ME!! :3 Enjoy guys!

Credit of story: @suthnmeh & @violette-aner

Direct link to GoaC chpt. 25: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11258484/25/TMNT-A-Ghost-of-a-Chance

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-Ok, the chapter starting off with April’s day post ghost intervention? Yessh, talk about a rough… I did feel super bad for her when she talked about the bad events that happened throughout her day. Been there, done that girlfriend.

-Oh boy… The part where she accidentally left her homework and laptop at Donnie’s lab? Worst. Nightmare. Ever.

-Although, I did wonder why the heck Kirby sent angry text and missed calls when he knew she was staying at the lair. But then I remembered that since he’s been super antsy and anxious lately, so I guess it makes sense.

-April worrying about Donnie from the night before: UGH protective April is my spirit animal right now!

-Casey’s entrance with all them bruises: can you say ‘typical teenage hockey boy’?

-Casey bringing in alcohol to school… and then agrees to go to the library with April… Boi… I honest to goodness don’t know what to think anymore XD

-“’And then express-date. With ‘Moose’.” He wiggled the backpack again, the liquid contents sloshing quietly. April crossed her arms, and said squarely, ‘No Moose’.” – HAHAAAA yes! OMG I love how she keeps that lovable train wreck in line!

-That part where a piece of eraser got shot into her mouth made me shudder. Literally. That’s so gross.

-Confession.. Since reading this chapter, I actually used Casey’s “What’s your beef” comment… I learned my lesson afterwards. Never using that kind of comment in the heat of a discussion ever again.

-Damn Casey! That comment about April having to chose between normal life vs. kunoichi/psychic life? Low blow bro.

-Actually, I want to elaborate on that last point. So about April choosing between two totally different lives. Who the heck says she has to choose? Can’t she do what she said to Karai in chapter 2 and write out the chapters of her life on her own? Granted, she is only 17 and isn’t technically a legal, autonomous, adult in American laws yet, but still! Why force it? And for Casey to give her an ultimatum like that? Dude, if it was the other way around, I’m sure Casey would feel the same way that April’s feeling at the moment. Not cool. Though he is hurting, that was super uncalled for.

-OOOooooo…. That moment between April and Master Splinter nearly brought me to tears. I am super close to both of my parents and to see this side of Splinter was so sweet and touching. I love how, out of the very few adults present in her life, Splinter seems to be the only constant in her life. He may not be perfect and she does have her dad whom she loves, but I adore how Master Splinter tries to show her that he’ll be her sounding board when she’s ready. And if there’s one thing that April definitely needs in her life at this moment, it’s that.

-“You are Hamato. Whatever happens, know you can always count on your family’ - Oh my heaaaaaaaart!! SO! MANY! FEELS!

-“Michael, put that down!” – Pfft lol love that easter egg you guys threw in there!

-Ouch. Poor April. Getting dropping a showerhead and getting sprayed is no laughing matter. I’m a klutz by nature so I know the feeling.

-Oooooh April finding out about her laptop and then Donnie trying to make her feel better? Cuuuuuuuute!

-April hugging Donnie because of her gilt… I might as well just stop reading/reviewing just so I could read this section over and over again ‘cuz it makes me so happy. So sweet!

-OHMAGAWD then her smooshing her nose against his plastron bit nearly put me in a fangirl coma!

-I love how you guys made Mikey go from jokester bro to ‘no one messes with my unbiological sister’ to ‘lemme feed you’ mode in seconds. It just fits him no matter what TV series or fanfiction story he may be in.

-Sassy Donnie correcting April gives me life. Just saying.

-“It is too much. I mean, two years ago I was just April, just your regular high-school nobody, and all of a sudden I’m this… Kraang McGuffin with superpowers who’s also a ninja wannabe. And I don’t know which version of me I like least, to be honest.” Ok… Let me stop there for a sec. First off, BRA-VO! That part right there, that’s me every freaking day. No joke, the first time I read this part, I swear I had to read it nearly four extra times because I was like, “I feel like I’m reading my own mind being played out on fanfiction… Weird”. Here’s the thing though, this is why I love April in this story. She’s playing multiple parts, working hard, and doing all of this to the point of it being unbearable, almost debilitating. And I get that. What saddens me a bit about this is that when she continues on to loosely explain herself to Donnie, it seems that she feels that she’s alone in the midst of it all. Which isn’t true, and I do hope that she both realizes it and that she’d heed Splinters advice about remembering that she can count on her family. No matter what. Ugh… such good stuff… Ok, back to the rest of the review!

-[Slow yet meaningful clapping] Thank you Donnie! Way to get that girl back to her right mind by telling her she can’t give up. Yes yes yes!!

-GAH I’m a puddle now… The part where Donnie allows her to look in his mind? And her response? The hand squeeze? Her admiring his hands??? My shipper heart is swelling big time. Bias I may be, these two will be the death of me and I’m ok with that TwT

-Lets be real though, Michelangelo secretly shipping Apritello is just stinking adorable. Like, adorable enough that it could melt both cold hearts and icecaps in my humble opinion.

-No no no no no no no no Raph… I get that you’re just trying to look out for your bro and BFF but… Nooooooo…

**Ok… That chapter had me in all different direction: sad for April, disgruntled about Casey, happy sobbing about Sensei’s words, giddy about Donnie and April lil moment, and peeved that Raph might do what I think he’s going to do… SO GOOD! Great chapter, great interactions, great everything! Nicely done and keep up the fantastic work! I should have the next few review’s up soon!

#Ghost of a Chance #GoaC #fanfiction #suthnmeh #review #tmnt 2012

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"It’s between two: the Feelings scene, and the Peep Into The Future scene. And I could elaborate (I have the elaboration saved if you wanna know) but I’ll do it in another ask or post sometime if you want, cuz it’d make this post WAY longer if I didn’t cut it off here!" elaborate, my man, elaborate!

dude I am so on itSo my thoughts on my 2 favorite scenes from Peter Pan (2003) are as follows:

The Feelings scene actually has a few lines from the book in the beginning, when Peter is checking that being a couple is only pretend (though in the book he says it while they’re in the home under the ground, when the boys are all asleep, and Wendy does ask him what his feelings are for her.) The Feelings Scene is perfect, especially when it comes to Peter, because Peter Pan does experience some new feelings when it comes to Wendy, both in the book and the movie. And that’s not what he wants. (In the book he feels for the first time that his name is odd when Wendy comments on it, or that his address–second star to the right and straight on till morning–is also a little weird, for the same reasons, and it’s remarkable that though he doesn’t remember Hook or Tink after a few years pass, he recalls Wendy several times, and goes back to visit her.) But to Peter, experiencing new feelings is tantamount to growing–as a person. Growing up. That’s why feelings frighten him; that’s why he’s against romantic love or falling in love or feeling new things, introspection, all that. The thought of falling in love is an adult thing, an adult experience to him, and he thinks that if he feels it, if he falls in love, it’s the same thing as growing up, even just a little, and of course he’s wholly opposed to that. “Even the sound of it offends me.” Well, duh. Wendy pressing him is like backing him into a corner in the hopes that he will grow up, just for a second, just long enough to tell her how he feels, and Peter’s like haha nope, you’re ruining everything. It’s an excellent character study as a scene PLUS IT WOUNDS ME. For Wendy’s sake and for Peter’s. But I think, if I had to choose, my true favorite is probably the Peep Into The Future scene, because the writers for the film took Wendy’s favorite story to tell the Lost Boys in the book–the story of her and her brothers flying back home and growing up, Peter’s least favorite story–they take those lines Wendy says in the book and they give them to Hook to use against Peter, to bring him down in their fight. And obviously it works. THE SCENE IS FREAKING GENIUS. Peter Pan was forgotten when he left home for the first time, forgotten by his mother and replaced by another little boy in J.M. Barrie’s The Little White Bird. Peter talks about it briefly in the book after Wendy tells the story he hates so much. In the movie, Hook uses that story against Peter, as aforementioned, and Peter’s line between imagination and reality is blurred, so that he’s living it and feeling it when Hook is describing it–Wendy growing up and forgetting him, replacing him with a Husband–and then he has no happy thoughts and can’t fly, and Hook nearly wins their fight. It is heartbreaking and flawless and it’s definitely, yup, my favorite scene. I wince and choke up every time. Poor Peter. (I actually made a video about it a while back.)Charlai, you delight me

#Peter Pan 2003 #Peter Pan #Peter and Wendy #ask doverstar #doverstar's favorite story

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IT (1986)

What is it about? The Losers Club, a group of 7 kids that in different ways are outsiders among the other children in the little town of Derry must come back 27 years after defeating their worst fears embodied in a evil alien entity that has preyed on this small Maine town and its recidents since the dawn of time. Thoughts: - I have read this book a gazillion times and it’s my favorite Stephen King book of all time (though that may change once I finish this challenge, but only time will tell) everytime I read through its pages is like reuniting with an old dear friend, because most of the characters (read: the Losers Club) are just that for me, I read this book for the first time when I was 15 after growing up with the 90’s miniseries, and I loved it, that feeling hasn’t changed with the years and well I want to elaborate a bit on what I love about this book. - Derry’s history: One of the reasons this book is so damn big is that it delves on the history of this little town called Derry, of course this is to help the reader understand just for how long and how big is IT’s influence on the town, but I just found it so fascinating, I’ve always loved history, and this book just reaaaally fullfiled my needs in that aspect, the town’s history is full of gruesome events but it’s very intresting and through all the same. -Loser’s Club: I love this kids, we are introduced to them little by little through different POV’s and god, I just really like the diversity and complexity in them: a kid with a stutter, an asthmatic that is really a kid heavily manipulated by his overprotective mother, an overweight, a jewish with OCD, a girl victim of physical/emotional parental abuse, the class clown that most likely has ADHD, the only black boy in town… And what I love the most is that they are NOT defined by that, sure,that is how the world sees them but they are so much more than that and together they find their true identities: Stuttering Bill be comes the Leader, Asthmatic Eddie becomes the Compass, Fat Ben becomes the Constructor, Jewish Stan becomes the Logic, Poor Beverly becomes the Shooter, Trashmouth Richie becomes the Weapon (his voces physically hurt IT), Black Mike becomes the Historian. As well as the belonging and friendship they had never had before, their relationship is strong and beautiful, as a reader you will most often find some of yourself in them and even if you don’t you love them all the same for their flaws and virtues. -IT: I read somewhere that a story is only as great as its villian and in IT’s case that I think is only fitting, thus my love for is evil entity, because IT is really a big represantation of violence not necessarily(The Bradley Gang Shooting was afterall motivated by the Derry townsfolk rightgeousness) but mostly evil, IT transforms into awfull gruesome monsters yet his most terrifying act is the influence it helds on the people inhabiting Derry, on taking the violent nature of some people (Derry’s White Decency League, Eddie Corcoran stepfather’s, Alvin Marsh, Butch and Henry Bowers…) and exploit it for its own gain, IT is scary for it’s power, for the fact that one can really comprehend it’s magitude, and when we finally get to get inside it’s head we find something more akin to a beast, hungry and vengeful, he had turned lazy because he already had in Derry a comfortable feeding place and now wants to kill the Loser’s Club because for the first time in its long existance IT feels fear! and how wonderful is that? a group of scared isolated kids find strenght in each other to rid their Town and follow kids of this entity, even if they are afraid themselves, and they succeed in frightening a creature that literally feeds of fear. -The portrayal of the timelines and gruesome subjects: The 1950 are not usted only for aesthetics or praised as the “good old times” King shows a very gritty reality showcasing the racism (very prominent in Mike’s storyline), sexism, homophobia, domestic violence, anti-semitism,and it goes further yet showing that 27 years later these things haven’t changed and IT uses them for it’s benefit. The book doesn’t shy away from any of these things and often it is very hard to read through them but as well I think is important to read them to gain concience,they are not presented as good or romantiziced in any from or way, nor should they ever be (dude the anti-semitism in Patricia Uris’s POV is something that will open your eyes in many ways if you are not jewish, and the Black Spot story will horrify you but also help you understand it was not only the South of USA and the KKK that spread hate and horror for PoC people) this things are meant to horrify you thus I feel it would be a disservice not to read them (though I can understand if anyone simply can’t). -The bittersweet ending: Really heart breaking that after reuniting with the people they could really be themselves with the Loser’s Club are meant to not remember each other ( SPOILERS AHEAD DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA SPOIL PART OF THE ENDING OF THE BOOK: as a side note and I do not mean this as hate to the ship or anything but a real doubt I have can anyone explain to me why is everyone saying/asuming Ben and Beverly did end up together?, I mean going by the 90’s miniseries sure, but in the book Mike only says she is going to Nebraska with Ben and then back to Chicago with Kay and that he thinks they are/will be having sex, but also later we find that even if they are in the same Town Mike and Bill have begun to forget each other and it’s heavily implied the same will happen with them all? and that is a very Stephen King thing to do I mean most of the book couples I’ve read from him have similar bittersweet endings so… Pls someone explain) I just always about cry about the End and you know the THING that happens with two of the losers. But also I am a ho for this kind of bittersweet stuff so of course I love it. -Richie and Beverly’s friendship: Listen I LIVE for them, of course I just about adore every Loser’s friendship (Bill/Eddie, Richie/Stan, Richie/Eddie, Richie/Bill, Mike/Ben, Stan/Bev duuuude everyone is amazing) but this two just about make me crazy about them, tbh I kinda lowkey ship them in a platonic kinda way, and I was endlessly frustrated by the lack of scenes between them in the 90’s miniseries after I read the book cuz booooy, the yo-yo scene is so goddamned amazing, Richie being the first POV in which Bev is mentioned and he reminds her through the lyric of a song, his Humphrey Bogart voice he does when speaking with her, how much he respects her, also Miss Sca'lett!!!, not to mention that sweet ass scene they have in the book “22/11/63” where Bev is teaching Richie how to swing for a school talent show, ahhhh Imma stop right there cuz I am fangirling waaaay to much and probably y'all think I am wierd for liking such an unpopular thing. -There is just one thing I always felt was completely unecessary to add and was gross to read (you already know what I am talking about and if not I’m not gonna spoil you/gross you out), I have read of course why SK did it but I still think he should have looked for another way to make the Losers enter adulthood : / Movie/TV Adaptations: There are 2: The ABC’s 1990 miniseries “IT” and the 2017 movie by Andy Muschietti “IT (chapter 1)” of course it has been already confirmed there is going to be another movie for the Second part but I will not to go too much into it now. 1990: The opinions on this one are very polarized, some love it with a passion, some hate it… I actually love it, and by that I do not mean is a perfect adaptation, but it was such an integral part of my childhood and family life that it would be impossible for me to hate it, and I feel most people are terribly unfair with it, because it is not a Bad adaptation like let’s say Kubrick’s Shining (yaa I’m going there) it had a lot of limitations in budget and technology and still managed to capture some of the best parts of the book (the Loser’s friendship mainly, it was beautiful) of course it wasn’t gorey or violent but in it’s time it was scary as hell, which beings me to Tim Curry’s performance as Pennywise that became so iconic people automatically recognize the clown’s design, for fuck’s sake Pennywise became one of the most iconic monsters of that time and terrorized an entire generation of kids and adults alike, of course it has it’s faults (the adult’s part wasn’t great, tho the scene with Bev in Mrs. Kersh house was great, and the ending was bound to be confusing af to people that didn’t read the book) but overall it was a good atempt and it already has a place in pop culture and the hearts of many horror fans. 2017: Oh boy I was really looking forward to this one since they anounced it was going to be a thing (ahhh remember the time Will Poulter and Cary Fukunaga were our only hope?) and just had the chance to see it today, because a lot of awful things happened in my country (I am mexican btw) and yeah, so I left the theater with a very pleasant sensation IT 2017 is a great movie and I LOVED it, the acting was GREAT everyone did amazing, Georgie’s death scene was simply amazing and so sad, the projector scene was wow, lots of winks to book readers like the turtle and Eddie Corcoran’s missing pamphlet, Bev’s bathroom scene, the rock fight!!!,Eddie changing Loser to Lover is iconic, some of Richie’s one-liners were amazing, Pennywise dance pfffftt, Ben was adorable with his crush and love of New Kids on the Block, the Losers,“they’re Gazebos they’re bullshit!” iconic, mainly I feel it captured the general feeling of the book however that does not mean I didn’t had some issues with it as well, first thing that bothered me a LOT is the treatment to Mike Hanlon, excuse the fuck out of me but no, they took his thing (history of Derry) and gave it to Ben (also Ben not constructing things like ??? Could have been a perfect chance to have him build lego stuff but k) where is my beautiful spring loving child?? I just couldn’t find any single trait on his character apart from the wierd sheep thing and his parents, which takes me to another issue why is every adult on Derry so shitty? Like yeah there was a lot of shady awful stuff in the book but there were also ok people namely Mrs. Starret (the librarian, that is so unnecesarily creppy? Wierd? In the movie), Richie’s parents (his dad is hillarious), Mike’s parents they are the best tbh, Mr Keene (ok this one is a sarcastic asshole but he did try to help Eddie instead of letting him keep on believing he was sick to keep selling stuff, and also was never a wierd pervert), Mr. Nell (dude I would have killed to hear Richie doing the Irish Cop voice), the Tracker Brothers (boy Eddie looking longingly at the baseball diamond would have been 10/10, my boy loved sports)… thing is the Losers did love Derry and some parts of their childhood in it and that’s were the nostalgia hits on part two, Stan well I loved they delved more onto his jewishness (a thing not much touched in the book because Stan’s family is not very strictly religious) but was very side lined as well ( in my opinion that part about Richie being scared shitless and Bill punches him would have fit Stan better, also almost all of the Losers got closure (Bev rebelled against her father, Ben kissed Beverly and she got to find out he was the one who wrote the haiku, Bill got to talk with Georgie kind of?, Mike stepped up against Henry, Eddie confronted his mother,Richie let go of his fear to kill the fucking clown…) yet Stan doesn’t I just think it would have been nice to have him iniciate the pact as he did on the book and also his bird book????, the slut shaming and over sexualization of Beverly (I won’t even go into how much it broke my heart to see/hear Richie saying all that stuff about her like no, he respected her a lot thx) just why change the white trash problem to a slut shaming thing???(also while his dad did not beat her in this movie he was so much more GROSS than in the 90’s) I am however not bothered by the ‘Kiss of Life’ trope nor do I think she was reduced to a damsel in distress if anything she was the bravest of them all, also some things not really bothered me but made me wonder what will happen in Chapter 2 namely wft is gonna happen with Henry is he alive?? Same for Bev’s dad what happened there? Is he alive? Is he dead? Though of course we will get answers in chapter 2 I was just like wow how is this gonna pan out. Basically an amazing movie I was not disappointed at all and I would love to watch it again but as an adaptation I think I would still love to see a longish miniseries covering more of Derry’s history and the kid’s personalities/misadventures (of course I do not want THAT scene to be in any adaptation ever) but generally covering more book stuff. but hey all this is just my humble opinion and I admit I adore the book, though I am not closed off to changes just those things kinda made me go hmmmmmm…. Quotes: Stan: “Every- thing’s a lot tougher when it’s for real. That’s when you choke. When it’s for real.” “He wanted to tell them that those dead boys who had lurched and shambled their way down the spiral staircase had done something worse than frighten him: they had offended him.” Bill: “If fiction and politics ever really do become interchangeable, I’m going to kill myself, because I won’t know what else to do. You see, politics always change. Stories never do” “Silver flew and Stuttering Bill Denbrough flew with him; their gantry-like shadow fled behind them. They raced down Up-Mile Hill together; the playing cards roared. Bill’s feet found the pedals again and he began to pump, wanting to go even faster, wanting to reach some hypothetical speed — not of sound but of memory — and crash through the pain barrier.” Richie:“Now he had to go back to being himself, and that was hard — it got harder to do that every year. It was easier to be brave when you were someone else.” “He knew a great deal of the Bible already, and he knew the Bible believed in all sorts of weird stuff. According to the Bible, God Himself was at least one-third Ghost, and that was just the beginning. You could tell the Bible believed in demons, because Jesus threw a bunch of them out of this guy. Real chuckalicious ones, too. When Jesus asked the guy who had them what his name was, the demons answered and told Him to go join the Foreign Legion. Or something like that” (#make chuckalicious happen 2k17) Ben: “Maybe that’s why God made us kids first and built us close to the ground, because He knows you got to fall down a lot and bleed a lot before you learn that one simple lesson. You pay for what you get, you own what you pay for … and sooner or later whatever you own comes back home to you.” “A child blind from birth doesn’t even know he’s blind until someone tells him. Even then he has only the most academic idea of what blindness is; only the formerly sighted have a real grip on the thing. Ben Hanscom had no sense of being lonely because he had never been anything but. If the condition had been new, or more localized, he might have understood, but loneliness both encompassed his life and overreached it. It simply was.” Eddie: “Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly, I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home’s the place where, when you go there they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it’s also the place where, once you’re in there, they don’t ever want to let you out.” “Maybe, he thought, there aren’t any such things as good friends or bad friends - maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you’re hurt and who help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they’re always worth being scared for, and hoping for, and living for. Maybe worth dying for too, if that’s what has to be. No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.” Mike: “Haunted, haunting, haunt.Often visited by ghosts or spirits, as in the pipes under the sink; to appear or recur often, as every twenty-five, twenty-six, or twenty-seven years; a feeding place for animals, as in the cases of George Denbrough, Adrian Mellon, Betty Ripsom, the Albrecht girl, the Johnson boy.A feeding place for animals. Yes, that’s the one that haunts me.” “But Mike enjoyed most of the places in Derry his father sent or took him to, and by the time Mike was ten Will had succeeded in conveying his own interest in the layers of Derry’s history to his son. Sometimes, as when he had been trailing his fingers over the slightly pebbled surface of the stand in which the Memorial Park birdbath was set, or when he had squatted down to look more closely at the trolley tracks which grooved Mont Street in the Old Cape, he would be struck by a profound sense of time … time as something real, as something that had unseen weight” Bev: “oh shapes of men, sometimes seen as day closed down, sometimes seen across Watertower Square in the noonlight of a clear windy autumn day, shapes of men, rules of men, desires of men: or Tom, so like her father when he took off his shirt and stood slightly slumped in front of the bathroom mirror to shave. Shapes of men.” ‘Is it because I’m a girl?’[…] she exploded.‘Well, fuck you!’ She whirled around to look at the others, and they flinched from her gaze,so hot it was nearly radioactive. 'Fuck all of you if you think the same thing!’ She turned back to Bill and began to talk fast, rapping him with words. 'This is something more than some diddlyshit kid’s game like tag or guns or hide-and-go-seek, and you know it, Bill. We’re supposed to do this. That’s part of it. And you’re not going to cut me out just because I’m a girl.“ Adding this one cuz I love how stupidly cute it is and cuz that Richie is such a charmer XD (wot-wot?) ”[…]'Oh dear, am I being asked out on a date?’ For a moment Richie was uncharacteristically flustered. He actually felt a blush rising in his cheeks. He had made the offer in a perfectly natural way, just as he had made it to Ben … except hadn’t he said something to Ben about owesies? Yes. But he hadn’t said anything about owesies to Beverly. Richie suddenly felt a bit weird. He had dropped his eyes, retreating from her amused glance, and realized now that her skirt had ridden up a bit when she shifted forward to drop the ice-cream cone in the litter barrel, and he could see her knees. He raised his eyes but that was no help; now he was looking at the beginning swells of her bosoms. Richie, as he usually did in such moments of confusion, took refuge in absurdity. 'Yes! A date!’ he screamed, throwing himself on his knees before her and holding his clasped hands up. 'Please come! Please come! I shall ruddy kill meself if you say no, ay-wot? Wot-wot?’ 'Oh, Richie, you’re such a fuzzbrain,’ she said, giggling again … but weren’t her cheeks also a trifle flushed? If so, it made her look prettier than ever. 'Get up before you get arrested.’“

Next Book: “The Eyes of the Dragon”

#IT #Stephen King's IT #IT 2017 #Stephen King #Stephen King's challenge #booklr #dachi reads stuff #dachi rambles

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oh-beyond · 7 years

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Saviour AU - Part 4

He wasn’t rich like the others, he didn’t really fit, but he was part of the group, the rich boys that had investments in one of the biggest companies in the country, they were powerful and handsome and they could get anything the wanted, money had corrupted their every day actions, money that Byun Baekhyun didn’t have, to what extent was he like them?

You were lucky enough to be delivering the coffee every morning, you just wanted to see him, and to see him meant seeing the others too…

You had faith that he was different… just don’t trust him too much he might surprise you, and not in a good way.

Business AU/Angst/Smut in future parts.

Baekhyun x Reader ft. Chanyeol, Chen, Kai & Lay (Mentions of EXO OT12)

Masterlist

Saviour Masterpost

< Part 3 - Part 5 >

Summary: Baekhyun was very confused at his dearest friend’s behaviour, what was Chanyeol trying to prove? He felt protective of you all of a sudden... not even guilty anymore for getting your confession out of you...

“Chanyeol? What are you saying? Guys stop it, this is getting dangerous, Xiumin hyung? Suho hyung please say something” Baekhyun pleaded extremely worried watching Chanyeol’s face expressions and the way his body shook, this wasn’t his friend.

“A bet? What kind of bet? Alright Chanyeol whatever bet you are going to get in with Kai you know you will lose if it’s girls related that is, besides ___? She’s mine” said Xiumin proudly making Chanyeol’s eyes double in side “no don’t look at me like that, I just mean that if getting ___ is the bet I would for sure win, not that I’m interested, Saehyo is more my type” he added touching his lips.

“Hyung~~~!” whined Suho “you are not making things better, stop this nonsense please" Suho scrunching his nose.

“No let him, I will prove you all wrong, she’s different, she will fall for me and only me, do whatever you need to do I am absolutely fine, I am confident of my choice, this is the real deal and I can bet you all that ___ is a decent girl that will fall in love with me” added Chanyeol his voice cracked tears almost falling.

The room went completely silent as the 7 guys watched Chanyeol suppress his tears his hands over his hips looking away.

“Let’s go home Chanyeol” said Baekhyun tapping on his dear friend’s back.

“Wait...” he said looking at them “I mean it, as from now you are all in this bet”

“I am not interested thanks I pass” said D.O coldly going back to his phone.

“Well make an effort hyung, I am going to prove you my point, if you really appreciate me or you give a damn, I am betting you all that no matter what you do or offer ‘my girl’ won’t accept and she will come to me”

“Chanyeol-ah~~~ what makes you think that anyways? I mean yes you might have a valid point, she could be one of those women that actually have self respect, I mean we are always looking in the wrong places, none of us ever thought about a real relationship before, what you are proposing is that you already know she has feelings for you and she won’t cheat on you, are we missing something?” asked Suho trying to reason with Chanyeol.

“No she has zero feelings for me, but she will chose me because I am the only one that is not a fuckboy among us except for Baekhyun and Lay hyung who isn’t here” replied Chanyeol looking at all of them.

“Not a fuckboy? Since when tho hyung, maybe not a fuckboy cuz you can’t get any, but your principles are those of fuckboys, just like anyone of us, and as for Baekhyun hyung... he is not exactly a virgin” said Kai in a serious tone.

Baekhyun felt horrible, he understood exactly what Chanyeol meant, and he also knew that you will never accept him, Baekhyun felt the way you genuinely liked him, he was in the biggest shit hole.

“I still think is not a decent way, Chanyeol forget about all this and get your girl properly” said Suho tapping on his shoulders “she will go to you because she will know it’s real feelings, that you are not trying to toy with her”

“Nah ah ah, I am up for this challenge, she’ll be in my bed... multiple times, I will enjoy that a lot, I’ll make her scream ‘Jongdae’ harder than any girl ever had, decent my ass”

Xiumin punched Chen on his shoulder lightly as Suho shot him a death glare.

Chanyeol run his hand through his hair and exhaled calming himself down “we’ll see about that” is all he could muster.

Baekhyun drove the car to Chanyeol’s condo, he could hear every annoyed breath his friend took, he rubbed his head and kicked with his feet, Baekhyun couldn’t say anything, he felt just as disgusted, he felt like he should probably tell him about you liking him to end all this ordeal...

“Don’t tell her”

“Hm?” Baekhyun was awoken from his thoughts “tell what? Who?”

“I know you must be thinking I’m filth, but I have a point”

Filth is what Baekhyun felt like at the moment...

“Why are you doing this Chanyeol-ah?”

“I love her”

“No you don’t, you wouldn’t do this to the girl you love”

“I know she’s different”

“What if she likes someone else, someone from the guys? You would be throwing her his way, it wouldn’t mean she’s bad, she would be accepting the dude she likes, didn’t this cross your mind?”

“Then it’s her loss, no one is good enough for her except you Baekhyun or Lay hyung, you are the only decent guys”

Baekhyun choked in his spit when he heard that “me?”

“Yes you, you are not a player, you never played with a girl before”

“So if she falls for me you would be OK with it?”

Chanyeol fell silent for a moment before turning his head to Baekhyun “I would kill you my friend, you wouldn’t go that low would you?”

Baekhyun gulped “no no man! OMG I mean what if she falls for me? I have no interest in my brother’s girl, what the actual fuck Chanyeol? How could you even ask me something like that?”

“I’m sorry man, I’m just... I’m... I don’t know I never experienced this before, I swear if she would of taken me back in high school I’d probably be married to her by now and have a bunch of kids”

“I didn’t know you liked her that much”

“Yes you did”

“I guess I did ha? I am sorry for not acknowledging this before Chanyeol, I will do anything to make her see you the way you see her”

“Nevertheless - I want you to be in the bet too” said Chanyeol with a firm tone not joking around.

That was yet the most outrageous request, was it because as Chanyeol said that he was a decent guy? Was it to prove to himself that even with a guy like Baekhyun you would still want Chanyeol? Why was Chanyeol acting so blundering? All this was a mess, but Baekhyun couldn’t ever refuse anything to Chanyeol, just this once he would... Chanyeol didn’t have to know that Baekhyun wasn’t trying with you because simply you were in love with him and he didn’t need to try anything, he just wished you would open your eyes and give Chanyeol a chance...

But why did that thought sting him a little...?

The rules of the bet were set as each one having a full day to persuade you into getting physical, the moment you gave in for a kiss would be 1 point for the one who kissed you, by the end in day 10 whoever gets a second kiss would be the winner, no one was allowed to try to do anything on a day that didn’t correspond him, just in day 10 it would be the final battle.

No forcing was allowed, the rules also mentioned that as soon as you felt uncomfortable and any word of discomfort was mentioned they would assume defeat and let you go, besides that anything else was allowed, fake promises, all the lies they could muster to make you sway, all the presents and propositions were allowed.

Suho, D.O and of course Baekhyun were the only ones that didn’t want to play this game, each one for a reason, Suho thought that it was ethically wrong, D.O simply wasn’t into this shit and you didn’t attract him one bit, just the thought of having to kiss you made him want to puke, and Baekhyun... his dear friend... and something else he couldn’t put his finger on yet. Xiumin just wished that you wouldn’t tell Saehyo because he really was into this girl and when Xiumin had a girl in mind not getting her would ruin his mood, not very often he had this kind of hormonal attacks unlike Kai who was basically a man-slut, but when Xiumin set his eyes on something he had to get it.

Day 1: Encounter with Sehun

“Right bitches look at the kid winning this thing from day 1, I don’t put much effort like Kai, but when I do... poor souls, I’m going to make you all cry”

“Yeah shut up Sehun and go” said Chen with a smirk.

“Just before I go, Chanyeol hyung are you sure you are alright with this? I really don’t want to upset you”

“Fuck off Sehun-ah, I already said I have nothing to fear”

“Alrighty”

Sehun took the phone and dialled the extension of the cafe.

“Hi ___! Can you please bring me an iced drink to my office in exactly an hour?”

“Yes Oh Sehun-ssi, what falvour would you like, any specific request?”

“Anything of your choice, surprise me, I just like something cold after I work out, you know where is Jongin’s and my office right?”

“Absolutelly”

“Perfect so, see you in an hour”

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuh, exercise! You fucker, gonna show her some skin are you?” teased Kai.

“He knows his forte, still you are too plain pretty boy” added Chen.

“We’ll see how it goes” he said satisfied getting up already unbuttoning his shirt at his wrists.

“Don’t over do it Sehun-ah, be a gentleman, please we don’t want trouble, I still can’t believe I agreed to this” said Suho frowning.

Baekhyun looked at Chanyeol who’s nostrils were flaring, he couldn’t hide how annoyed he was, yet he had faith in you, altho Sehun did really have an impressive body...

You knocked on the door to Kai’s and Sehun’s office.

“Come in” you heard Kai saying.

You opened the door and Kai just closed his laptop getting up taking his car keys “he’s inside” he said winking at you.

You kind of were glad that he left because this human being was a born flirt, and man he could, he was a master at it.

You knocked a second door inside the spacious office.

“If you are not ___ leave because I’m busy”

“I am Sehun-ssi”

“Well come in then girl”

You slowly opened the door carefully not to drop the tray with the drink in your other hand, you were met with Sehun in low baggy black shorts and a very sweaty baby blue tank top, his shoulders... ethereal, they were impossibly broad, like you blinked a few times to adjust to them, his collarbones... deep... the view... was he a hologram?

“Come closer please, what did you get me?”

“It’s Piña Colada smoothie” you said coming closer offering him the drink.

He sat in the bench putting the dumbles on the floor “come sit with me for a moment”

“I really have to get going”

“Just sit for a moment” he pulled at your wrist making you sit next to him, his sweaty knee rubbing on yours.

He placed his lips on the straw and sucked closing his eyes making a satisfied noise as the cold drink went down his throat “it’s very nice, what does it have?”

“The regular, pineapple, orange juice, coconut milk and frozen yogurt”

“I love it” he added flicking his hair to the side, but this guy was gorgeous, a greek sculpture...

“I’m glad Sehun-ssi, I better go” you said standing up heading back to the door.

“Ouch aaaah” you heard him Sehun’s pain pleads, you turned around and saw him rubbing his work of art shoulder “it’s so sore”

“You need help with anything?”

“Could you maybe rub my shoulder?”

“I don’t-”

“Is Jongin still here? If he is ask him to come he will do it”

“No he actually left when I came... what is that you need me to do?”

“Just press here, come I’ll show you how, sit on the bench”

You innocently sat on the bench not expecting Sehun to take off his tank top, he revealed yet what was even better, his body was not real, that much you knew, he wasn’t just a regular built guy with muscles, he was a mix between that and a swimmer’s body, just perfection.

But the assault kept going when he leaned his head on your lap, you gasped in surprise when his warm sweat seeped through your pants and hit your skin.

“Sehun-ssi? I-”

“Here” he said taking your hand placing it on his enormous shoulder “please it’s killing me”

You rubbed him skeptical, this looked horrible, if anyone opened the door right now you would look like shit, what if Baekhyun came in, the thought alarmed you, you stood up in panic.

“Sorry Sehun-ssi, I think you should call someone else, this doesn’t look good”

Sehun stood up also facing you closely, he was very tall and intimidating, his sharp factions and his bare torso made it even more intimidating.

“But I want you to do it, your hands will make me fell better” he took your hands on his and rubbed circles at the back of both.

You pulled them and took the tray shielding yourself from him “I really need to go”

You opened the door but he slammed it close again his face coming at your eye level.

“Would you? Would you leave me in pain? All I’m asking you is to give me a massage, I could shower if the sweat is bothering you babygirl”

Babygirl??? OK this sounded horrible, where is the panic button? You needed to get out of there... NOW.

“I’d like to go back to my work place Sehun-ssi”

“Such a pity, but I guess I can’t force you”

He opened the door for you and watched you sprint out stumbling on Kai who wore a nice teasy smile, you bowed and left the office.

“___ 1 - Sehun 0! Puhahahaha, nice job bro, she’s fucking terrified, them shoulders didn’t work ha?”

“Shut up Kai, she must be lesbian, otherwise explain to me how?”

“Man you have no touch, you are so new to this business”

“I don’t need this business unlike you who works for it, usually girls run after me”

“That’s not always satisfying, working for it also tastes good bro”

“Yeah whatever, we’ll see what you got when it’s your turn” added Sehun taking his phone dialling a number.

“Who are you calling? Arranging a date to pump you ego?” asked Kai.

“Two dates, because I can”

Your breath was audible, your chest heaved heavily, Saehyo brought you a glass of water and asked you to sit, she tried getting out of you what happened but all you wanted was to forget.

You fixed your ponytail and went back behind the counter meeting Chanyeol and Baekhyun, they had already heard the news and Chanyeol was the happiest you’d ever seen him, if you only knew why.

“Are you alright ___?” he asked with a proud smile.

“I am now that I saw you” you blurted out facing both Chanyeol and Baekhyun.

Baekhyun’s heart stung...

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A/N: Encounters will happen with each member and she will go through some deep shit...

Thanks for reading, feedback always welcomed ^_^

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thehourglassisempty-blog · 7 years

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Quiet me.

((omg this took so long to think of cuz we’ve done Aqua Ven angst BUT THEN INSPIRATION also this is longer than a drabble. whooops.))

Leave a “Quiet Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

It was high time that Xehanort learned that even broken glass could cut you.

It was an offhand comment. One in retrospect he should have let pass unsaid. He was smarter than that to understand that words held weight to them in certain circumstances, smarter to realize that he wasn’t completely folded into the company of half-pint heroes quite yet and hadn’t exactly earned the privilege.

Ven had made an admirable attempt to best Riku- the co-trainer of these Keyblade Cadets with Merlin and Yen Sid -in a sparring match, but found his speed and rusty skill leaving him face first in the dirt in the wake of even a neophyte Master’s competence.

After Riku gave his critique and encouragement, a short laugh from Ven later had Aqua walking over to take care of him. Like a mother, in how she had instinct to protect. Like a child, in how she never strayed from Ventus’s side.

“Oh? Is this the great and terrible Master Aqua I have come to fear? You’ve softened to nigh uselessness. Mothering a boy that should be weaning off of such things.”

His smile was meant to be good-natured, his words meant to be the subtle insulting antics of close friends. The smile lingered on his features while everyone else fell silent and stared before softening to a slight smirk that didn’t match his troubled brow.

Sora was gaping, his shock and fear perhaps most evident and springing from his sleeve to his open mouth. Kairi had covered her mouth, brows slanted to aid the daggers in her eyes. Donald has covered his face and Goofy was thoughtfully gnawing on his hat with wide eyes. Riku’s gaze- normally dubious when directed at Xehanort -tightened. Lea suddenly burst out laughing, clutching his stomach, which was somewhat of a relief until Xeha realized Lea was laughing at him, not his joke. It was a laugh of absolute pity that wished his poor soul some necessary luck.

Ven and Aqua, meanwhile, had been frozen in a tableau from the moment the words started. The Master crouched in front of her seated charge. Ventus, with those big, round, dopey eyes, had been looking betwixt Xehanort and Aqua several times, fearful, offended.

“H-he didn’t mean-” The boy started, but fell silent. He held up his hand, “Aqua-”

She stood. Like clockwork, smoothly oiled by years of careful discipline as evident by how her joints unrolled with uncanny grace. She waved her hand aside, and in blinding light her blade was drawn.

“Fight me then. Let me show you the Master Aqua you should fear, monster.”

The words were instantly, petrifyingly cold.

Everyone’s gaze trained on Xehanort, who stood there for a moment. He pouted, and in an act of disgruntlement said, “It was a joke, do none of you have any sort of humor?”

“I dunno, Xeha,” Riku replied, “Maybe you and Aqua should take a turn fighting each other, see how you two compare.” The mean-spirited turn didn’t go unnoticed, and he got dagger glares from his two friends. To which he threw up his hands, “Okay, okay, I’ll mediate and make sure things don’t go too far.” He stepped up to help Ven to his feet. The two exchanged words, then a few with Aqua.

“I don’t see the point.” Xeha crossed his arms and turned away, “I was only trying to show camaraderie-”

“That’s... not really how, though.” Sora finally picked his jaw up, “Dude, and you say you think before ya talk.” He then called over to Riku, “And come on, does this really merit a spar?”

Aqua was the one who replied, turning around and brandishing her Keyblade, “We should test each other. It’s in our best interest to get a taste of the enemy, right?”

“Xeha’s our friend now!” Sora sighed, tired of repeating the argument and jutting his neck out further and further into the guillotine, “We make him say sorry and let it be!”

“Sorry.” Xeha agreed, “it was careless-”

“You’re not careless.” Aqua’s eyes narrowed, icicles intent to stab.

Thick silence crawled back in.

Kairi pressed a curl of hair to her mouth before saying, “She’s right.”

Lea only waved his hand, “Bye, Xeha.”

“You’re all enjoying this too much.” Sora sighed.

“I dunno if Master Yen Sid would like this...” Goofy muttered.

“I dunno if King Mickey would, either.” Donald added.

Aqua and Xehanort’s gazes never strayed, meeting each other like mirror twins in cold resolve. Xeha stepped forward and summoned his blades. Riku briefly stepped in to hold his hand between them, “Look, no actual murdering, okay?”

Ven rushed up to Aqua, scared to touch her like this even if they were friends, “Aqua, he’s not worth it!”

Sora shook his head, “You guys can just talk this out, you know! Xeha wanted to make a joke, Aqua’s taking it a little too personally, there we can all go back and-”

“3,” Riku started.

“Guys, come on-”

“2,”

“Riku! you stop that-”

“1.” Riku finished rather apathetically, lifting his hand and backing away.

And instead of instantly clashing blades the two continued standing. Staring. Not even strafing to find the perfect chink in their armor. Just standing and staring as Yen Sid’s new art installation in his courtyard.

“Bor-ing.” Lea yawned, and walked away. Kairi and Ven huddled with worry. Sora was about to ask Donald and Goofy for back up, but snapped his words back when he realized the duo had gone to get people in larger authority than Riku and Aqua.

“I can prove to you my heart is far from weak.” Aqua hissed.

“Far from weak, yes.” Xeha said. “Because you’re more than merely weak. You’re nothing compared to so long ago-”

And with Aqua lashing first, Xeha felt he could be confident in saying he didn’t start it. He could also be confident in getting something out of this by saying her first strike was going right for his face.

There was a cry of alarm that echoed through their little audience as Xehanort and Aqua enacted what was more than a silly spar. It wasn’t a duel, either. It became a macabre dance, her grace and his composure coming together with their skill to gouge the earth beneath their feet and narrowly miss mortal wounds. Riku tried to step in, only to be held back by Kairi and Sora to avoid the path of Aqua’s brutal Thundaja.

“Cut it out!” Sora yelled, “That’s enough!”

Xeha and Aqua came to a standstill only held by the timid tension of Keyblade against ethereal blade, faces inches from each other and hissing like steam summoned by the sweat on their brow.

“How’s this for weak?” Aqua growled. Her voice cracked, a glimpse of what lay beneath.

“Unimpressive.” Xeha answered before jumping away.

To which Aqua replied with a Firaga Burst that left the doors of the tower charred black.

While Xeha tried to find his footing after having to dodge such a thing, he was left on the defensive. No attempt to match her strikes, only attempts to block her strikes heavy with her rage.

At least until Riku and Ven managed to grab Aqua while Sora and Kairi dragged Xeha back. It was hard to tell in the heat of battle, but now that it all had come to a close, what had been taken for sweat on Aqua’s cheeks was tears.

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF WEAKNESS?!” She suddenly screamed. While she writhed, Riku and Ven tried to soothe the normally calm master. “WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU COWARD!” Xeha shoved Sora and Kairi’s hands off, watching as Aqua tried to resume her vendetta against him. “What do you know when all I’ve seen you do is run before things get too bad? You tried to kill me and guess what?!” Riku and Ven were supporting her now, their eyes downcast and hold soft, “I’m still here, Xehanort! And you’re still here no matter how many times I try to-!” She cut herself off with her own disgusted noise.

Ventus tugged her away from Riku, deciding that she wasn’t murderous anymore and he could handle it, but not without a cold glare. Aqua tried to shove him away, but Ven only wrapped his arm around her shoulders and placed his hand on her arm, “Aqua, that’s enough.” Not harsh. A gentle murmur.

Xeha’s face had become the same unreadable state he’d known for too long. Vacant and detached from whatever he came to witness. He ignored Sora’s scathing “I hope you’re happy” somewhere off to his side. He rolled his shoulder, noticing how sore it was and suddenly realizing the burnt smell under his nostrils was his own clothing.

“It was unimpressive, Master Aqua.” He said, walking forward with a blithe sort of apathy. She raised her head snarling, Ven the only thing from keeping her restrained until Xeha made a small bow and finished, “Impressive is not what I would call your abilities. Perhaps I have every right to be scared of you.”

Aqua’s fury dropped, turning into a knotted mess of confused features.

Their gazes met not with hatred and tension, but some sort of bizarre understanding before Xehanort turned around and hopped up the steps and back into the tower without another word.

When Yen Sid and King Mickey strode through the very same door to glean what order they could from their warriors tearing each other at the seams, they were met with a courtyard stupefied into silence.

#;written in the stars #;the star of fate #;light is brightest in the dark #((this got so lengthy omg???))#thespellweaver

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wendell-or-something · 7 years

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a collection of strange dreams that I have had over the past several months:

the most recent one:

I was working at a mall food court in Florida, but the thing that I had to do was run errands for this one specific person. I could only see them by going through a secret portal in this giant wall painting, and I could only go through the portal when they asked for me. then they would give me messages and I would deliver them to people, but like, they weren't written down, I just had to remember them.

after being told the message, I had to go as fast as I could or I would forget. like, that was always the case... as long as I went as fast as I could and ignored all distraction, I would always remember. and if I stopped for even a moment, I would forget.

one message led me to a public park, but it was better kept than any public space I'd ever seen, and there was this white stone tower somewhere among the winding sidewalks, and pagodas, and duck ponds... at the top lived this big heavy set guy with a bushy black beard who had developed a reputation for being really intimidating (I think part of his aesthetic was spiders) but the tower room where he lived was very quaint, and storybook picturesque. one of his hobbies was creating miniature wooden dolls. I think I forgot the message I was gonna give to him that time 'cuz I ran into @daikaijumaster. after I failed to deliver it, we got ice cream.

anyway, to get back on track... at one point the person who was giving me all these messages (my employer I guess... though I don’t remember ever getting paid) had a really important thing for me to deliver. they gave me a flash drive that had a number on the side... it was like the thing had a digital counter on the side. apparently there was this specific person that existed somewhere in the world, and my employer despised him. every time that person did something that would eventually affect the life of my employer, the number on the flash drive would go up. I think it was at like, 73?

I don't know what was on the flash drive, but I was supposed to deliver it to a medical facility, and apparently, if I did that, the person who makes the number go up would die somehow.

I remember that the room inside of the portal had a hallway that led farther back into the wall, and my employer would always disappear before I was done asking questions and I could never follow them because going in there would be bad somehow? like it would put me in danger? it always felt like the danger in the hallway wouldn’t notice me unless I crossed the threshold into the hallway though, so I was safe as long as I left.

anyway, when my employer gave me the flash drive, I tried to follow them that time... but it was just too weird down that hallway. I think I glanced down there and like, if you remember what bionicles were, it was like there were a couple of those, but really big and fighting each other, and I was just like "if I go in there I’m probably gonna die" and I decided to just deliver the thing.

the flash drive thing was weird though because, while I had no real evidence for this, I was under the impression that the person who made the number go up actually worked for the medical facility where I was supposed to bring the flash drive, and I was pretty sure that if I gave the flash drive to them, it'd be delivering it right into that person's hands. I remember I kept trying to find other places to deliver it or people to give it to, but none of them knew what it was or what to do with it.

I also remember that often, when I would leave the portal, I would see friends of mine all dressed up in weird costumes. they would keep trying to tap me on the shoulder, and they’d talk to me like I was supposed to recognize them, but I had to ignore them every time... I don't think they were ever real, like it was a test. like they were there to break my concentration so that I’d forget the message.

in the end, I decided not to deliver the flash drive because I was convinced that it would get my employer killed by this guy. I had tried to give it to several other medical facilities, and nobody seemed to know what it was or what to do with it... so I tried to bring it back to my employer, but the portal had closed itself off. I somehow found another way in, but it didn't matter. I couldn't find my employer, and the chaos was starting to come out of the hallway, and the number was suddenly going up a lot on the flash drive, and I think the person who was making the number go up actually showed up at the end? but yeah, that's all I got.

the one from april:

I had another dream, but this one was really interesting. it was in some kind of war-like setting... not modern, everyone looked pretty shabby. there was this group of people who would sneak into trains that were running supplies, and they would deliver crates that looked just like all the rest of them, but the crate they delivered would be a bomb, and it would blow up the train. but they were like, the good guys?

it felt like they were fighting for their lives and it was the only thing they could do, but a lot depended on stealth, because if anyone who actually worked on the trains realized that they weren't supposed to be there before they got the bomb delivered and got out, they'd be killed immediately, and these people tended to stand out because they were very obviously poor and worse for wear.

there were also a bunch of kids with these people on this particular excursion when they were doing the bomb thing... I think the group was moving everyone in their settlement or something, but the kids got separated from the adults when the train started moving before the adults could get off of it. so all of them were trapped on a train with the bomb, and the kids were stuck hiding back at this encampment with the enemy.

I remember the kids having to sneak around a lot, through warehouses and past guards. I think they stole a bunch of supplies on their way out. they had hoped to find food, but ended up with non-edible valuables. eventually they ended up running away to this broken down house... it was like, as far away as they could get from the camp on foot. and there was this girl that was kind of the leader of the group... I think she was the oldest.

and basically, they soon end up trying to trade the things that they stole from the camp in order to get something to eat. they happen upon an old woman who appeared to also be taking shelter nearby. and at first she was like "yeah, just some kids... I've got these bare essential items, what do you have?" and they come up with like, shit that's way too good for them to have, like fine colored thread, and textiles, and military equipment, and it throws up red flags, so she trades them some kind of nasty food... like, really tough jerky and some kind of paste that’s supposed to be nutritional, and then the trader goes and gets this other guy that she knows involved.

turns out they're also from a settlement, but one that is better off, and they decide to take all these kids in for the time being, but the guy singles out the leader girl and has something special that he wants her to do for him. basically, he has a sister who is like, this super cool badass, but she's got this problem where she sometimes has mental breakdowns and can't remember people. like, sometimes she's got perfect clarity, and sometimes none of her friends and relatives look familiar to her, and she'll see danger where none exists. so the girl is supposed to be there as her caretaker in a way. someone to get her up to date when she has these mental breaks. that’s as far as the dream went.

the one from march:

for context, all names are friends of mine.

Chuck, Erin, Nathan, and I were going to see a movie, but it was really bad... and by bad I mean like, it was a bunch of nonsense on the screen. like someone tried to replicate TV ads in bad claymation, like, they were using play-doh or something, the lighting was all over the place frame to frame, hands were still in some of the frames, the audio made no sense... it was terrible and confusing. and Chuck was like "this wasn't as good as planet of the apes."

then we left and suddenly this demon guy was chasing us. it was like he could control demons? or turn people into them? I don't really know, but we were in Chuck's van, and the dude was sending demons after us, and we kept driving through these really same-y looking suburban neighborhoods, but the sky was wrong. it was this really vibrant, iridescent deep blue green, almost like water... or cellophane.

and then we ran into mew. like, the pokemon. and we had to catch mew. and I accidentally threw an ultraball instead of the masterball because apparently I was fully stocked with all the pokeballs I needed throughout all of this, but I caught mew with the ultraball on the first try anyway. and apparently whatever entity was in control of our situation hated this, because it glitched all of reality or something and we couldn't leave this cookie cutter suburban area to get to literally anything else.

also, there was a robot with us, and his name was a long string of letters and numbers and he kept trying to get people to remember it, but of course no one could, so at about the point where reality broke, he got super angry because nobody could remember his name, so he just decided to also malfunction. he started spitting out massive amounts of receipt paper, and beeping really loud, and it was terribly distracting, and that’s about where that ended.

#dreams

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whoisonlinedatingfor · 7 years

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So... I got tinder again, and I matched with this guy who seemed to have a pretty long profile, a decent assortment of pictures, and we had some decent back and forth conversation. He works in finance, as a trading analyst. I thought he looked pretty cute from his photos, and he suggested we meet up for drinks. It didn’t work out until after christmas, but he eventually texted me and we set up a date for before new years. He insisted on coming all the way up to where I lived, because he “always wanted to check out” my neighborhood. I was like lol ok... it’s far though. But he said he wanted to, but he had to see whether he was gonna have a long night at work. He would let me know by 4 pm.

By 3 pm he texted me saying he was sorry, it looked like it was gonna be a long night. i was like ah ok. That’s unfortunate... i was kinda bummed. First date in a while, I was ready to go out, meet someone new. He was sorry, he said, he asked if we could postpone it to next week.

Blah. School was starting. I didn’t even want to think about trying to travel around when school was in session, when I had to be in lab at 10AM every day. I guess that doesn’t really sound early but I usually wake up around 8AM during school days. So I said, “ah sorry, I don’t think so, school is starting and i won’t know my schedule and I’m really busy.” Fully intending to just let this one go. I even started making plans with this other guy (who was a self proclaimed “sapiosexual”) bc at that point I just wanted to fuck someone who found me attractive. But I feel like I knew he was gonna be just like that other consultant dude I tried seeing in Chicago. He would probably be a no go. But it was just drinks, hey? and maybe a few cuddles??

First dude, let’s just call him Sunshine, to his credit, actually texted back apologizing about his work schedule and said it wasn’t my fault, but maybe I would be down to get brunch next weekend? And I said, well, I have to do some volunteering at this clinic... but maybe sunday? He said that worked for him. At this point, it was still iffy for me because I knew I probably would be too tired to think about going out next weekend, to meet someone who probably was mediocre, and plus, meeting someone when you’re not up to meeting anyone is just the biggest waste of everyone’s time. So I decide I’m gonna go to my parents’ house and make them happy for once. I spend a few hours baking cheesecake and banana bread with my mom. Anywho, to my surprise, he texts me at 7:50pm saying that he got out early! Was I still free to meet up?

The jolt to my system was unmistakable. My palms started sweating. I casually started hyperventilating. I looked at my mom and I was like, I need to go. She asked me if I was meeting up with a friend. I didn’t even answer. I wolfed down dinner, sunshine and I made plans for him to come up here (he insisted, which I thought was hilarious. I was like, where’s the catch?) and we picked a bar and everything. And then he looked it up and realized travel time was >1h. And he was like ah... you’re a superhero for living there, you know? (just because he lives downtown in the middle of all the action; probably this was the furthest he’d ever traveled for an -uncertain- lay) I thought it was all kind of surreal and hilarious.. I wondered who was actually coming to meet me. I run all the way to my apartment, and I quickly shower and get ready, and there’s no time for makeup, for anything. Just me, my chapstick, and lotion on my showered skin. K. Cool. I didn’t even wash my hair, it just smelled like stir fry... hopefully he wouldn’t care?

He calls me, and I’m relieved to hear that he has a normal (bordering on deep!!!) voice, and he sounds like a normal person and he’s actually almost here, his phone is just dying. i told him to meet me near my apartment so that we could walk there, since I wasn’t sure what ridiculous bar this was that he had picked from the two options we had, and where exactly it was. I had to ask the roommate/friend of the guy I had a crush on at school for bar recommendations in the area because I literally was so clueless. Sure, I’ve lived here forever, but I don’t exactly go out drinking here. I go downtown.

I realize I’m probably late. I run down to the bus stop, and he’s already there, looking at his phone. I jaywalk the hell out of this terrible street with terrible construction blocking my view, and I’m like heyyyyy sorry I’m late, have you been waiting long? I brought you a power cord and a power bank, so that if nothing else goes right, at least you can get home. He laughed and was really appreciative, except then I walked apparently on the “wrong side” of the street at some point, and it made him uncomfortable and he said the guy always needs to walk street side to protect from splashes and stuff. And I was like ah... well what if someone in the alleyway tries to mug me? He was like well, I got fat so maybe I’ll just surround you with my girth and protect you. Or actually you have a black belt, you could just protect us both.

The bar was hilariously terrible. Middle aged, heavily made up women. It was ladies night, I found out after. The drinks were terrible. The lighting was terrible. It was loud, and it was quiet. We had to shout to hear over the music, and then adjust volume as the song petered out. It was truly an experience. I thought I was gonna die from awkwardness, but he persevered, bless his soul. We got 3 drinks each, and then I said I was gonna be done after that cuz it was just a waste of drinking capacity. He was debating whether he should uber home or take transit, cuz he was “poor” because he spends 200$ every time he goes out drinking. I thought about it, and finally I was like, well, you can stay over if you want. And he’s hemming and hawing about my roommates, wouldn’t they mind, yadda yadda. i was like lol... theyre not home...

After that, his tone completely changed LMAO. He was like, sure! If you don’t mind. And I said nah it’s ok, can’t have you dying on your first foray here. Wouldn’t be good press for the neighborhood. And we started walking to get food and he was like oh nevermind, let’s just go back to your place. And I was like ok... so we started heading back in the opposite direction. And he’s kind of half wrapping his arm around me, and I lead him upstairs, and I’d left the lights on and it was all nice and beautifully moody, and we hang up our jackets like civilized people, and he asked for the tour but I was already heading to my room, and he follows me, and kisses me, and it was decent, and I was like ok this is ok.

And then things just start happening, and I had to pee but it wasn’t awkward like that first time, I was still turned on, thank you alcohol for lubricating everything, and then we had sex and it was good, great, actually, and then he showered, and asked if he could play music, and I heard him singing, and his voice is pretty good. And then we settle in to cuddle, and he gets hard again, we have sex again. And then he dozes off and snores for a bit, and I try to settle into sleep because the cuddles feel so good but I can’t sleep cuz I’m too excited, and then he wakes up with a boner and we go again, and then we just both can’t sleep cuz we’re both giggling and joking around because its 5 in the morning now so everything is hilarious even if it’s not, and we’re both so comfortable and happy (or maybe just me who knows) and then we wake up, its light out, its 7 am, he asks if I wanna go for round 4, but I’m legit in half dream state so I’m like no. And then he gets out, and the bed is cold now :( and he cuddles me for a bit and kisses me and then he leaves, and then I go back to bed.

We’ve been texting since then but I met up with him the day after and I feel like I was really awkward, or he was awkward, or we were both awkward, but he’s good at not letting it get to him, and he walked me to the train station after so I could go meet up with a different friend. It was a crazy day of seeing a lot of friends. Our texting is really good though, lots of chemistry there I feel. And we have a ton of inside jokes... Idk.

I felt really sad when he didn’t text me back for most of the day, even though he said he was out with his cousin, doing touristy things. I feel like I’m falling into the same trap again. He “drunk texted” me, very coherently, that relationships scared him, because I told him my friend also broke up with his gf, and I said yeah, me too, kinda. But Idk if that’s a sign that he’s not gonna be into the idea of being in one? I’m overthinking this as usual, it’s too early. I might not even like him that much. And I might be trying to fit him into a mold of perfect bf when that’s not fair to either of us. Just because we had one good night of incredible chemistry. I guess that’s pretty rare in and of itself, and probably made possible by the fact that my roommates were not there, so we could be as loud as we liked.

Idk. I keep telling myself to take this slow, but I literaly do not know how. One day at a time, I said, with false hope. I always rush things along. I want things to happen. I need things to happen. He said I seemed chill, which was hilarious. We all know how that goes. Me, chill. Maybe this time, it will be different? Maybe this time, I can just take it one day at a time. Maybe I don’t have to think about the future. And there are no worries, really, because I have an IUD, and I pray that I am lucky and that he is not lying when he says he is clean. Everything is TBD and I guess that scares me, but isn’t that all of life?

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Criminal Minds s01e17 A Real Rain review

Episode 17 – A Real Rain

Okay, so this is set in Manhattan, the episode this time doesn’t give anything away except for the fact that the victims may flood the team so much it seems like rain. I don’t know. I’m excited. Let’s watch.

Oh god, I love views of Manhattan, especially in night with all the sparkly lights. Times Square is so pretty.

And here is our unsub, so unstable it’s frightening. Ugh.

Why the fuck is he taping aluminum foil on his windows? Oh god, he’s beyond freaky.

Oh, and here’s rain, maybe that’s the reference from the title?

You know, I’ve never taken a cab at night in Manhattan, but the drivers never talked to me. Maybe they only do it with guys? Cuz they’re afraid women would sue them for harassment or something?

But I mean, if I had a driver chat me up, I would try and be conversational just so he’d get me to the right place. That’s how I do it here in Israel.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Oh crap! He just shot that cabbie in his face! Damn!

Oh, in his chest? But … guess it was pieced together manipulatively.

Two more victims? Oh god.

Zodiac killer? Sounds weird. Maybe he killed once for every month? Ew.

Would it kill you to make Kirsten a regular already? Damn it!

W.H. Auden (again?): “Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society must take the place of the victim, and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness.” Wow, you are one fucked up dude, Auden, but you’re right.

I agree, Elle, New York should be experienced on vacation, not while working a murder case. Especially if you’re from there. Though you’re from Brooklyn, girl, not the same as Manhattan.

Wait, Reid has never been to New York?

Oh Hotchner, “Haven’t you talked to Reid about taking some vacation time?” and then Gideon is all like, “What’s vacation time?” I love you.

“He got picked up in the rain by a New York cab, so we definitely know he’s not a brother” oh Derek, you sly dog.

So he’s a white, organized blitz-attacker? Oh boy.

So. He blindfolds the driver before he killed him? Definitely remorse, you’re right, Gideon.

So the crime scene is between an abandoned building and an express railway on which the train doesn’t even stop. Boy that is one smart psycho.

So the lady victim came to New York to start a new life, and he just had to poop all over her parade.

He waited for her in the apartment, shot her and when she tried to run away, he knifed her? Oh god.

So it’s either a replica of a prison shanking, or a replica of serial killers? Yikers. Both don’t sound good.

So they’re looking for a small angry white guy with a day job. Well that narrows it down!

I love it that they made the Captain of the NYPD precinct they’re dealing with an African-American lady. So powerful.

“Terror in New York like we’ve never seen since Son of Sam.” Oh god, that’s some serious terror.

Wait, he’s gonna kill in a church now? Is he seriously that messed up?

What the fuck is up with his hands?

That lady is so sweet!

Did he just kill the priest? Oh god.

Reid why are you breathing down the poor detective’s neck? Leave the nice man alone.

You want them to pull that thing out of his ear? Oh god, I really hoped I wouldn’t have to deal with too much blood this episode, but if you must you must.

Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rector (which always sounds to me like rectum and I can’t hear that word with a straight face, I am so sorry) was indicted with pedophilia a year ago. Yikes.

Wait, the knife he’s using is made of flint? Oh that is one sick puppy.

“Vault of all knowledge, check my flow,” well hello my supreme genius goddess.

“Okay, do you wanna time me or should I just dazzle you off the clock?” I love her so much.

“Oh baby girl, just say no,” well if Penelope is preaching not to use drugs, I’m never gonna use them again!

Also, it seems that the unsub decided that those who were discharged from their crimes are to be convicted nevertheless and charged with the maximum penalty. Oh dear lord, I just used the Criminal Minds jargon. Fuck.

“You’re a genius,” “You’re just saying it cuz it’s true.” I seriously love this character beyond measure.

Well, yeah, the detectives don’t look at the innocent as possibilities for the profile, they’re detectives, they’re trained to catch bad guys. Period.

Can I just comment that Reid’s mug in this scene looks obscenely large? I don’t even want to think about the amounts of caffeine he consumes daily lol.

Oh great, so it’s someone who has access to their files and can see that they’ve been acquitted and select his victims. Oh boy.

They have to go to the DOJ for that, right?

He’s an everyman, I get it.

Wait what. They already printed it in the papes? Oh god.

Aww they’re eating Chinese and discussing the case. Hahaha I love those guys. But Garcia should be there with them.

And Reid can’t eat with chopsticks. I love him. You are just the most precious rainbow unicorn, Spencer.

“It’s like trying to forge for dinner with a pair of number two pencils.” My excuse if I ever fail with chopsticks. Thank you.

The rubber band trick.

Let’s see if he can manage it now.

Nope. Epic failure, and I’m not even mad at you for it because you’re doing it with such grace and style that I love you for it.

Okay, a new topic, is Elle seeing anyone?

And she changed the subject back to the profile lol.

Guess that’s a negative.

“It’s absolutely incredible. 1.3 billion people stay nourished with these things.” Oh Spencer, you are amazing.

Wait what. He killed a cop? Fuck.

And it landed in the papes again. Lovely.

And it’s the same reporter. Great.

“Someday a real rain will come and wash the real scum off the streets.” Taxi Driver. Nice, Reid and Hotch!

“What you got for me, girl?” “Who do you love?” “Depends on what you’re giving me.” “Oh, don’t be such a man.” Oh lord, exactly what I needed before I turn in.

“Small butt.” “Not what I was jonesing for.” “You’re killing me with entendres.” Oh holy shit if those two don’t sneak into a supply closet I’m going to do it myself. And I’m gonna handcuff them so they have to kiss at all times.

He’s just rattling off the numbers Garcia gave him, he has it so bad. I love you Derek, but you need to get in on that luscious bodacious blonde goddess.

Oh Gideon you are one philosophical jackal and you seriously just messed with my brain. If you ever let your mind go to the place where you think about taking the law into your own hands then the unsubs would be getting into your head instead of you getting into theirs? My mind is spinning. Thanks a lot.

Okay that asshole just messed with Reid’s mind in a major way. So what if he’s 24? And already working with the FBI in the BAU? Maybe he found his calling? Don’t be a jerk.

Aw great, that asshole reporter is scooping them on every turn.

He has a file labeled “Righteous Killings” that is disturbing.

They ask him now to help them … yeah right, they think it’s him. He has amazing detail in his reports.

Ha! Gideon totally just profiled that reporter as a total loser that needs that asshole to keep killing to make a living! I love you, Mandy!

A hooded guy just shot a rando. And then he checked to see if he’s dead or not? You just shot him! That’s what happens when you shoot someone!

Oh shit. It was an undercover cop! Dang.

Wait, why is he turning himself in? That’s not the psycho killer. It can’t be.

He fits the profile to a tee, and confessed. But I mean, it’s too easy. How is it that he’s handing himself in? I seriously doubt it’s him.

Knew it. It’s not him. Gideon asked him about stabbing him in the groin and he agreed, yet they assessed he was stabbed in the head. Knew it.

He’s just another psycho who wants to be arrested? Ugh.

Oh crap. They would have the reporter to publish that they caught the killer when it’s not true to lure him out. Oh snap.

“Something’s funky, man.” Oh Derek, your street side is coming out, you perfect slab of yummy chocolate.

Wait so those cases would have been sealed for now, because it takes them 3-6 months to transcribe them? Oh crap, it’s someone inside the court. I love you, Derek Morgan.

“Holler.” Oh Penelope.

And they got him. Let’s get that Marvin Doyle bitch.

And he called in sick. Of course.

Oh boy.

I love it when they kick down doors. I don’t know why, but it’s hot as fuck.

So he has problems with voices in his head and taped aluminum on the windows with more layers of stuff to soundproof the place to keep the voices out. Oh my gods he was totally off his rockers. And even scratched out the face of his wife! And he has boxes of flints. Damn.

Bam. They found him. The next victim. Shot his parents because they abused him. Oh boy.

Oh lord, he has a wife, and he’s going home, he’s gonna be shot in his house? Oh lord.

Oh crap!

Get there quick! Come on!

Oh great, so now both Hotch and Gideon are going to be in the line of fire to try and talk him out of killing Ted. Ugh.

Wow he’s really messed up, isn’t he.

Oh thank goodness. He was about to shoot Gideon! He was about to shoot my baby! Thank goodness for the snipers. Fuck.

Awwwwwwwww, they put the song ‘Hallelujah’ that they played in Shrek. I love that version.

Mahatma Ghandi: “It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence.” Man, that was one smart guru.

Ghandi also said: “I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary. The evil it does is permanent.” Yup. One smart guru.

Overall, this was an amazing episode. A little too graphic for me cuz I hate seeing actual wounds, but they had Penelope awesomeness, and Hotch and Gideon were amazing as always and Derek was hot and Reid was precious. I’m happy. See you all next time!!! I can’t believe there are only 5 episodes left of season one! holy smokes!

#criminal minds #s01e17 #a real rain #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #jason gideon #mandy patinkin #derek morgan #shemar moore #elle greenaway #lola glaudini #jennifer jareau #aj cook #spencer reid #matthew gray gubler #penelope garcia #kirsten vangsness

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