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talentforlying · 8 months

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“Let’s have a drinking contest”.

' . . . what kind of drink we talkin'? '

don't say blood. do not say blood. he will chug jaeger out of a pub toilet on a match day, he will sip mystery filth off the bloody bar mat, but he is not doing shots out of someone's jugular, thank you very fucking much.

' i'm not bein' funny, but i could park your arse under the table in a measly minute, oul' son. '

@savagecowboy

#savagecowboy #yeah famously messy drunk constantine isn't gonna win that one #but GOD will he try #gotta respect his commitment #also like he hasn't drank blood before. get it together john #everyone's on their high horse until it's time for a lil sippie sip #( V. ) STEPS FROM THE SHADOWS. ( i. )#( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

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