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Secret Life Session 1 Tasks and Health

Bdubs: “Make your base deeply uncomfortable to use and look at” (SUCCESS), 29 Hearts

Bigb: “Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.” (SUCCESS), 24 1/2 Hearts

Cleo: “Build your base directly above another players above ground” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Etho: “Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Gem: “Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage.” (SUCCESS), 30 hearts

Grian: “Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Impulse: “Make Cherrywood your entire identity” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Jimmy: "Break 5 crafting tables while they are being used" (SUCCESS), 17 1/2 Hearts

Joel: “Plug the Life Merch at the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times.” (SUCCESS), 20 1/2 Hearts

Lizzie: “Write a poem about another player and read it to them” (SUCCESS), 29 1/2 Hearts

Martyn: “Build an identical base to another player” (SUCCESS), 15 1/2 Hearts

Mumbo: “Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts

Pearl: “Get 3 players to gift you their heart” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts

Scar: (Normal Task:) “Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of this session.” (FAIL), (Hard Task:) “Come up with a nickname for another player and convince at least 2 other people to use it.” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts

Scott: “Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else’s” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Skizz: “Don’t be further than 10 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only.” (SUCCESS), 25 Hearts

Tango: “Get Scar to talk about Star Wars for over 60 seconds” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts

#rn the color of everyones hearts is green to indicate that theyre on their first life but thatll change when people start dyin #secret life #secret life spoilers #life series spoilers #trafficblr #i was thinking of going by alphabetical order of everyones usernames. i dont want to tho lol #also i'm not gonna tag everyone bc thats Too Many Cubitos #edit: i forgot jimmy im. in shambles.

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