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martyn winning Limited Life made him replace Scott as the Watcher's hated so much, they'll break Jimmy's Canary Curse just to throw him under the bus as first gone
#inthelittlewood#secret life#trafficblr#secret life spoilers#I have not finished watching either session#but i did see the statistics and man is SUFFERING#i think i may watch him instead of grian this time considering how it may be going#i think itd be funny#also for legal reasons this is a joke#apollo look away
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"I'm excited for you guys to maybe interact more [with Ludinus]"
"Maybe??"
"Yeah, there's a ticking clock, y'all."
Based on this info from Matt I can only conclude with 100% conviction that Ludinus is gradually turning into the moon
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Listen, using D&D to live out your dream of fighting a parental figure in hand-to-hand combat is a very valid approach but I'm here to live out my dream of having a metaphysical and/or ethical debate with a parental figure that doesn't circle back around exclusively to Catholic dogma, and I am also valid.
#here's the thing: you can just fight your dad. you can even win.#the ability to fight your dad relies primarily on some amount of training and also maybe getting him to Washington State.#(duels are legal here!)#if you wanna fight your dad you really primarily must change yourself.#but to achieve my dream i would have to change my very Catholic mother and I simply cannot move that needle enough.#anyway this inspired by a discussion with my dm about having this kind of discussion.#my mom is VERY SMART and REALLY WELL READ and it is a fucking SHAME SHE IS AS CATHOLIC AS SHE IS#and now i have to simulate these conversations in dnd. 😔#also FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
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Hera: this Barbie loves revenge
Aphrodite: this Barbie is prettier than you
Athena: this Barbie can solve any maths problem
Artemis: this Barbie is badass and eternally single
Apollo: this Ken is talented but spoiled
Hestia: this Barbie is the family therapist
Demeter: this Barbie is underrated and misunderstood
Ares: this Ken has anger issues but he’s misunderstood too
Poseidon: this Ken is salty
Zeus: this Ken is a misogynist
Hades: this Ken seems good in comparison to his brothers
Hephaestus: this Ken can fix your car
Dionysus: this Ken is eternally drunk
+bonus Persephone: this Barbie can murder you and then decide your eternal punishment all while wearing a flower crown
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see a little part of me is devastated by whoever milo is, but ALSO
surely you have to get somebody to play him if he comes back to life??
flower husbands enjoyers we can still win this i believe in us
#witchcraft smp#scott smajor#smajor1995#wcsmp#also for legal reasons this is a Joke#i expect nothing#and therefore i am never disappointed
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Johnny fans are like: ohhh I want him
Yknow what I want? Peace on earth
Good will among men even
#putting this under 'posts my gf would enjoy'#also for legal reasons this is a joke#tcm game#moth rambles
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There are some people I really want to kill with hammers but I don't and I'm soooo brave about it
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vernon is such a panromantic bisexual it hurts
DON'T BOO ME YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT
#on a real note i just think that he doesn't care what gender you are#if he vibes he vibes#also for legal reasons this is a joke#also seungkwan's name automatically was recommended after i typed boo and im glad my keyboard knows the vibes#hansol vernon chwe#hansol#vernon#vernon seventeen#seventeen vernon#seventeen#bisexual#panromantic
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He’s from Chelmsford?
Right I’m fully backing him.
*points to the rest of the drivers I’m rooting for*: come on let’s go into the dungeon
#was rooting for him to do well considering the emergency situation of it all and how f2 drivers are kinda stuck in purgatory more or less#also for legal reasons this is a joke#I’m not from Chelmsford but same region#oliver bearman#ollie bearman#jeddah gp 2024
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dino in seventeen:
#representation ✊#lgbteen out here and their funky friend chan#also for legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE#kpop#kpop memes#seventeen#svt#seventeen kpop#dino seventeen#svt dino#lee chan#seventeen memes
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this is probably what christopher chant's daydreams look like
[id: five people in various different forms of nightwear, mainly gowns. /end id]
#the regular dreams not involving dimension hopping#christopher chant#chrestomanci#yonderland#also for legal reasons this is a joke#christopher has much better taste than this 🙄 mostly
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i swear to our lord and savior if steve dies and johnathan survives im going to eat the duffers arms istg
#stranger things s4#steve harrington#steveddie#steve stranger things#johnathan byers#johnathan byers is quite possibly the worst#hot take he's a creep#no hate to the actor tho#also for legal reasons this is a joke#i will not actually cannibalize the duffer brothers arms#your honor it was a bit
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diversity wins! voldemort's no. 1 followers are queer and in a polyamorous relationship!
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#me when m*leven comes into the screen#also for legal reasons this is a joke#anyways I LOVE WILL BYERS AND HIS STUPID CRUSH ON MIKE
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the worst thing apple has ever done is make it so when you send the 👀 emoji on other people’s screens it looks like you’re side-eyeing yourself when i meant to side-eye whatever dumb shit my dearest friends just said
#eb rambles#i will never not be mad#also for legal reasons this is a joke#apple is so shitty for so many reasons#but i am Aggrieved
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I hate how the new Tumblr update subtly shames those of us who don't have checkmarks. Now the follow button is lonely off to the side. The distance doesn't make sense unless you have enough checkmarks to fill the space between!
#tumblr#smart move for making me want to fill the space#it only matters for people who dont follow you already but still#also for legal reasons this is a joke#i love it#but i think its so funny too
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