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jymwahuwu · 10 months
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The yan Jing Yuan stuff made me honrt grip so hard but then the menace part of me was like who what if reader was also a menace aka the moment Jing Yuan's acting down horrendous they match his energy dbxbbf
Like sends a fluffy text to reader? Boom! Reader sends a lil voice clip of them cooing out his name and calls him a sap and this man folds like laundry.
He sends pics, bro they're gonna make him miserable and hard at work (he can't leave it's a mandatory daylong meeting, he's suffering when reader sends more pics) because he wants to blow up their phone??? Fine! Then he better be ready for the clap back
Call me 🐇 anon if it's not taken
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TW: yandere, (implied) dub-con
Thank you 🐇 anon, this idea is really cute! teasing this old man (´,,•ω•,,)♡ Like the stars around the moon, everyone seeks the general's admiration and love, but he has no interest in it until-
Like, you intentionally record some short voice messages that are all muttering his name, some sexual innuendos, some teasing him about looking handsome on the space news channel. Occasionally, just a adorable kitty/bird meme with a "meow~" "tweet❤" and you even send him some pics of you wearing sheer clothes that don't cover your thighs and arms, enough to show your skin but not enough to reveal your private parts. "Guess what I'm not wearing right now?" Then you don't reply to whatever he texts you for a whole day.
You know that Jing Yuan needs to attend a mandatory daylong meeting, which is a routine meeting of Xianzhou Alliance to discuss how to deal with other space civilizations and other plans. He sent you messages before and on the way, took a photo, and claimed that "seeing this milky way reminds me of your bright smile", and even improvised a classical poetry. Jing Yuan is hundreds of years old and sending you these messages like a teenager is a bit embarrassing. Still, you have a smile on your face.
After Jing Yuan arrives at the meeting place, you want to be naughty, so you send a voice message, cooing out his name and calling him a sap. He immediately replies "?????!!!!!!" and asks you to send more.
After 2 seconds, he said you shouldn't send these because he's about to start a meeting now.
After 5 seconds, he said you should send more, he will listen after the meeting.
He tried hard to resist the urge to miss the meeting and arrive on your planet when the phone kept showing up some [photo], [voice message] reminders. Unfortunately, the rotation rate of the planet chosen for the meeting is a bit slow.
After finishing, Jing Yuan will immediately set off to your planet. You don't have any chance to defend yourself, the general won't listen. No doubt you'll have a long day on his cock.
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gentlebeardsbarngrill · 2 months
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02/05/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Cast & Crew; Rhys Cameos; Samba BTS; Samba & Rhys Goofyness; Wee John Wednesday + surprise Leslie; UK Launch; Watch Party Reminders; What We Do In The Shadows; New Watch parties: Love Birds; Articles; Fundraisers; Schadenfreude; Trends; Morale/LoveNotes/MORE RHYS CAMEOS; Daily Darby/Tonight's Taika;
Jeez Louise fam today was a seriously jam packed day! Once again Im worried I'm gonna miss something because there was just so much so please feel free to let me know!
== Cast & Crew ==
The Crew section is a hefty one today, so buckle up buttercup it's gonna be a chaotic and heartwarming ride.
Okay so, yesterday we had that lovely message that was edited from our beloved captain. But then our dear friend @meowzawowaza_ over on twitter released yet another part of the video that specifically went over Rhys' frustrations with the cancellation. Now it's less positive, but as she says, it adds another layer that is helping rally the troops to keep fighting. Here's the thread with the videos. Apologies if you don't have twitter... I don't have a link outside of there at the moment. If I find one, I'll update it here.
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THEN because she's awesome, our lovely @lucyrosebutler decided to share the cameo she had gotten previously. Which he ended with, "Yeah, you be you, keep rock'n, and yeah, you be you, and do it loudly."
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Before continuing with the cast & crew...
== Kudosboard! ==
Wanna send our lovely captain, Rhys, some kudos and love after all he's given us, especially the last two days? You can do so over on kudoboard.com! Thank you @madzilla84 for making this happen! Get on over there and send our sunshine man some love!
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Alright! On to more Cast & Crew.
= Samba =
Samba, our favorite BTS buddy posted a new BTS picture + was making sure to shout out the new S2 out on BBCIplayer today!
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= Samba & Rhys =
Then because our entire cast and crew is a pile of goofballs, Rhys and Samba shared this little exchange on twitter:
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= Wee John Wednesday Monday! =
And well, then there was Wee John Wednesdays Monday! Where we not only got to see the expected three cast members: Kristian Nairn, Vico Ortiz, and Madeleine Sami, but a SURPRISE guest, Leslie Jones who crashed the Instagram live party.
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You can watch the whole thing on Kristian Nairn's IG Here. WHICH I highly recommend because it was an absolute blast and got so many of us pumped and ready for more. Some highlights that absolutely cannot describe the pure and wonderful chaos were:
Rocket Jousting
Leslie fucking every alien in space
Leslie wants to come to a convention
Horny pickle ball
Jenkins is on board for s3 if it happens
They see how hard we're working on SaveOFMD and they said "they deserve it" (s3) and "so do we!"
Mads just randomly runs into Taika on the beach
Gypsy made a chest binder for all Vico's outfits @edscuntyeyeshadow ty for the screenshots here on tumblr
Oh and David Fane popped in because he's a gem of a human being. Thanks @madzilla84 for catching that!
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= Leslie Jones + Convention =
PSSSST: Wanna help get Leslie to a con? Go request her on the Galaxy Con Websites! Thanks @insane_foliage on twitter for the suggestions!
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= Vico Ortiz =
Upcoming cast events! Sunday Feb 11, 4PM PST, Vico will be interviewing with the lovely Samantha Rei on Instagram Live
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= Erroll Shand =
I just, can't get over how amazing Erroll's IG Stories are, and how much he interacts with the goofy fan memes. I love this guy.
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== Uk Launch ==
So many people logged in for the UK Launch of S2!!! Thank you everyone! The data teams over at @saveofmdcrewmates are still crunching numbers to show how things went the first day, but we can definitely see #OurFlagBBC trending for a bit!
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Also Pink News was tweeting about the launch, and Wee John Wednesday!
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Great job everyone-- please keep it up if you have the spoons! Wanna watch OFMD again? You can help support the UK Launch by watching it on BBCIplayer! Once again, if you are outside the US you can get instructions on how to here on @reallygoodplants page, or from this article.
== Watch Party Reminders! ==
= What We Do In The Shadows Watch Party! =
Tuesday February 6th, 9PM GMT, 1 PM PST, 4PM EST
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Watch Party Hashtags:
#VamPirates
#SaveOFMD
#AdoptOurCrew
== New Watch Parties! ==
FINALLYYYYY we have a Love Birds Watch Party! Feb 9th - 9 pm GMT, 4 pm EST, 1pm PST.
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Watch Party Hashtags:
#AdoptOurLoveBirds
#AdoptOurCrew
#SaveOFMD
==Articles==
So many articles today with the UK launch, including the Guardian again!
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What’s On TV This Week: 5th February – 11th February
TV Tonight: It's the Final Series of Curb Your Enthusiasm
Our Flags Means Death fans get TV licence just to watch pirate show
The Best Romantic TV Series to Get into the Valentine’s Day Spirit
8 TV Shows Were Canceled in January 2024, Including 4 From HBO
Why won’t there be a Our Flag Means Death season 3?
= Fundraiser Status =
eSIMs and Sanitary Products for Gaza by Our Flag Makes A Difference is currently at 27% of their goal. If you're looking for a good cause to donate to, these folks have been incredibly transparent about all funds.
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@One of the crew, @mcstuffiesphd is selling Jeff stickers as well as other SaveOFMD merch and donating 50% to the Our Flag Makes A Difference group for the above fundraiser.
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== SchadenFreude / Trends Time ==
Thank you @btweenhisteeth on twitter for capturing this metric! Looks like WB Discovery is still having a bit of trouble with their stocks. Wonder why that could be?
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Other fun trends that popped up today: Thank you @merryfinches catching a shot of the pile of royalty below.
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== Morale / Love Notes ==
So normally I just want to say all the things about how lovely you all are, but Rhys posted YET ANOTHER video on cameo tonight, and I feel like his voice is the sunshine we all need. The longer one up, is dedicated to LGBTQIA+ folks with some anecdotes from Rhys' childhood, and another specific to the crew for this show (it's about 3 mins 10 seconds long). Please take a few minutes to go watch them, you don't need a log in or anything for them. It's just worth it to hear our lovely captain say nice things.
== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==
And to end the night, just some silly gifs that maybe sort of but don't quite go together for tonight. Goodnight lovelies, it was a LOOONG day today, please go get some rest. Love you.
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yatorihell · 3 months
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Noragami Chapter 109 Thoughts and Reaction
First off a massive thank you to @fast-moon for years of dedicated service to the fandom and answering our questions. You have been the pillar of the community from the moment you picked up the series.
Now onto my (second) read reaction and thoughts
Seeing Yuka and she's aged more and she's looking at the sakura tree thinking of her brother just like Yato told Yukine she would I'm so sad Adachitoka you make me so sad
WHO LEFT THE FLOWERS could it have been Yato? Could it have been Yuka unwittingly placing them to remember her brother not knowing it's actually Haruki's grave? I'm so sad
Oh when it said another new year and we're at the hospital I'm so sad and then it turns out it's been many years!!!!!
The Capyper and star sticker as an earring? Remnants of attachment to Yato? Earring like Kazuma? Thank you Doctor Iki? Killing myself
Oh I really expected her diary to show up and then it does but Nora has it I'm so sad
The fact Hiyori's whole memory of that year is fuzzy so she doesn't remember Capyperland, and probably her grandma's death and the hospital arc and so many other bits
CPR SO INTENSE IT CRACKED HER RIBS
Oh she's touching her lips as she wonders who saved her I'm so fucking miserable Adachitoka you make me so sad are you happy
Jumpscared by hot Fujisaki I forgive you <3
Fujisaki gained control of his body and immediately fixed those bangs hejdjj
Remnants of Father's yearning to see Kaya again sorry babe she wasn't your girl maybe you'll find one that looks like her
Coo phone attack jdjdjnd that was so funny I can't believe he actually came back I was reaching with that prediction
My god I know it's not Father and he's cute now but I still hurled when he asked her out
Rip Masaomi's hairline, they say unproblematic men age better, so what crimes did you commit
Also rip Mr Iki you've aged so much it's probably the stress, but he's still got his medical license!!!!!!
Also I've been told it's been 8/9 years since that day with her being an intern now, it makes you wonder if Masaomi started a family
I MISS SOMEONE BUT WHO?
I actually couldn't believe how many of the bingo card predictions were coming true when I got to the sakura party jsjdnjf we truly manifested this ending
Little Ebisu growing up you will live forever you <3
Takemika and Kiun showing up like two dads with their children and pet bird jdjbdjfk
Takemika reassuring Shinatsuhiko that no one's laughing about their reincarnation vs Takemika bullying Ebisu in Heaven about killing him I hate growth I hate it (affectionate)
Followed by Takemika owning the fact that he himself has reincarnated when it was kept secret for so long I'm so sad
Oh Adachitoka you're so sick faking us out with a toast to Yato like he's dead followed by Bishamon once again beating the shit out of Yato at a sakura party
It's so funny Yato wouldn't release Kazuma but tbf it's handy if he ever needs to use him again
I wonder if Kazuma is treated differently now that he's a stray, or if he could suppress the name physically (it would only show if he got called like Nora did)
This Houki shinki that's a pegleg gun???? Rendered us bamboozled double checking Bishamon didn't lose a leg
Yato please find Yukine some clothes that fit????? Or maybe they're loose so they don't tear when he transforms and they can go back for them idk I don't like this look
Yato disappearing into the ground and becoming known as Teke-Teke he is the living meme hejdjb
I'm so sad Yukine has nightmares and turns into ayakashi form every night and Yato's wearing a Capyper jumper and he's hugging him
I did wonder if Hiyori's diary was on the shelf with the shrine, which begs the question when did Yato go to retrieve the shrine???? I'm so sad he would've seen that she fixed it and maybe it's a but scuffed from where it was dropped but it's his
Yato following Hiyori to keep her safe and he didn't want to cut ties I'm so sad the cord problem was enough to divorce her from the far shore without severing them altogether
I JUST WANT TO WATCH OVER HER AS SHE GROWS I'm so fucking miserable
Nora comforted by the fact Hiyori believes she had a name when she was in the womb? Devastated how did we never think of that
Interesting that the Yuuki name remains even after the word was destroyed, but it means that Yukine can't sting Yato so silver linings
Yato still doing his regular job of slaying and answering small prayers
Cherry blossoms being like snow I'm so fucking emo
THE NIGHT HAS A SCENT
YATO'S SHADOW IN THE TREE
MY. MOUTH. REMEMBERS!!!!!!
Oh I'm so fucking miserable I'm so fucking sad I hate this manga she remembered him all on her own after all this time and she's a doctor and everyone's safe I'm so depressed we're gunna celebrate April 2nd we need to work out what year it will be when she remembers
The final art????? Of all of them happy???? Hiyori is a doctor???????? Nora is with them??? Smiling??????? I'm ending it
It's been such a ride for these last 9 years since I picked up the anime and then demolished the manga right in time for season two. I've made friends and I've enjoyed building this blog into something that people used for their Noragami content. In the words of the rats this truly was my noragami
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megafaunatic · 2 months
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fic writer meme
ty claire @microcomets for the tag!!!!
How many works do you have on Ao3?
seventy three !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus christ lol
2. What's your total Ao3 word count?
five hundred twelve thousand three hundred AND THREE human words. PLUS some comics
3. What fandoms do you write for?
whateber catches my fancy... mostly danmei these days but 🤫 perhaps a new world in the works soon
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
oh jeez lol
you asleep and dreaming
atlas
linger in the sun
take me by the waist to the water (<- this one's having a renaissance these days bc of the donghua, by far the most kudos per day)
this tornado loves you
the people love wangxian!
5. Do you respond to comments?
VERY RARELY... i try to respond asap to anyone who asks about translating (i LOVE TRANSLATIONS) but other than that i feel very shy about replying to comments LOL 😵‍💫😵‍💫 even though i love when authors respond to MY comments...
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
for a while i wrote a lot of "missing scene" wangxians where it's just like a moment or a handful of moments in the middle of the action, and i think all of them have implicit angsty endings: because they're just a missing scene, and there's no continuation, you understand that "having that conversation"/"kissing or almost kissing then" changes nothing in the greater arc... wei wuxian still gives jiang cheng his golden core, is still reviled and then killed... etc... but definitely the angstiest fic i've written remains flightless bird which cair read and then immediately blocked out of their mind forever
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
MOST Of my fics that aren't the above missing scene fics are happy endings. some faves include no other waters and to be a good companion, both post-tyk happy endings; at least in this lifetime, my most recent take on mdzs happy ending; a lot's gonna change, a wedding fic which was written in honor of most beloved friends mary + aubrey's actual real life wedding (and actual real life happy ending)
8. Do you get hate on fics?
not really lol probably once a year i'll get a rude comment that i immediately delete and go "? lol" about. i was NOT victimized by shino which >:/ okay... excluding me...
9. Do you write smut?
teehee
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?
ive really only written one crossover (atlas: wangxian + hualian) which got it all out of my system. crossovers are hard to do well especially when all the things i'm into are in world structures that can't easily overlap
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
no fics "stolen" as in reposted wholesale (TO MY KNOWLEDGE?) but definitely i used to notice some plagiarism here and there when wangxian was really popping! mostly specific turns of phrase/passages but sometimes whole concepts. also one time i tweeted a funny hualian thread about hua cheng purring and then a couple days later i decided i want to whip it up into a fic and then like 3 hours after i posted the fic i went and checked the tag (these were the days that you could check the tag more than once a day) and someone had posted their own fic that was just beat-for-beat my original thread. uncredited obviously. lol
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
YES AND I ACTUALLY KEEP A CHERISHED SPREADSHEET OF ALL THE TRANSLATIONS!!!! like claire, mostly spanish/russian/chinese. most exciting tls for me personally are the persian and turkish ones
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
NO!!!!!!! I'M TOO UNRELIABLE AND OVERPROTECTIVE!!!!!!! every time zoë and miriam or fey and fer talk about how much they love co-writing i'm like omg. wish i were constitutionally capable of doing such an activity. but i'm not
14. What's your all time favorite ship?
THE SCHOONER WINDFALL OF OCRACOKE ISLAND!!!!!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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no uhh idk passions come and go! once i get Particularly Into a ship i'll come back and read fics for it years later... every ship fills a different niche in my heart...
15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
(HUGE BOLD LETTERS) pacific rim wangxian au i miss you so bad
also inception au wenzhou fic but that feels more likely to be finished... maybe one day...
16. What are your writing strengths?
precision + beauty of language; i am really funny; i'm good at choreography
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
PLOT :( PACING :(
18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! i like it the most when i personally can understand it LMFAO but like really well-written bilingual writing where you DON'T have to speak the second language in order to get the gist of what's being said - either bc of elegant/subtle translation in the narration or bc of context - is sooo good and so hard to do well
OR i love lianzi's approach to translation in her shl chinese restaurant au (ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FICS OF ALL TIME) where some of the text is written in chinese and you hover over it for the english translation
19. First fandom you wrote for?
technically les mis but that doesn't count. jojo's bizarre adventure
20. Favorite fic you have written?
ummmmm mmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm. at any given time i mostly like my most recent fics the best but i do think our eyes on the road is particularly enduring - i love a lot of the landscape writing i did in that one, i think i captured the vibe of "late winter in new england" particularly well!
I TAG... @cairoscene @vinelark @houtaroo @fruitdaze AND @uhuraisgay
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One Month to Polyship Week!
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Expanded Prompts: Day 1–2
April 16 & 17
Road Trip: Send your polycule on a journey! This could be a literal road trip — car snacks, squabbles over the aux cable, weird roadside attractions — or something more fantastic. "Road" trip in space? Sailing around the world? Four metamours on a quest to find their missing shared partner? Maybe you wanna draw the squad flying down the highway while crammed into a minivan! Go wherever the road (or the prompt) takes you!
Sedoretu: Maybe you're a long-time Ursula Le Guin fan, or maybe you just read some sedoretu fic or bemusedlybespectacled's primer and got inspired — either way, assign some moieties and see what happens. You can play it straight or mix it up: Maybe your characters are the "wrong" genders or moieties to form a sedoretu. Maybe your polycule has too many members to fit the pattern. Maybe they're a Morning couple looking for a set of lavender marriages with a nice Evening couple. Have fun with this classic framework!
5+1 Things: A classic fanfic trope that lends itself especially well to polyship shenanigans! 5 different dates + 1 group night in, perhaps. Or how about five times Character A got pranked + one time they pranked the rest of the polycule? This trope also pairs well with an Outsider POV — something like 5 times Character A saw their crush kissing someone + 1 time they got a kiss!
Visual Prompt — OT3 Pose Meme: Aren't mcnuggyy's poses just the cutest? Draw one or combine a few or tell us the story of how your polycule got into this position. Remember to tag @/mcnuggyy when you share your creations!
Huddling for Warmth: Another classic trope that's even better polyam style! Perhaps they've gotten trapped in an ice cave on a dangerous expedition. Or they could be getting cozy in a Canadian shack as a surprise blizzard rolls through. Or maybe there's just that one member of the polycule who always seems to be freezing. Whatever the case, bundle those blorbos up!
Second Chances: Get your heartstrings ready for tugging with this prompt! What happens when your partner's new partner is a familiar face? How does the squad support Character A when that person who broke their heart blows back into their life? Whether it's a breakup-makeup story, a surprise encounter with an old flame, or a missed connection that comes back around, this prompt is all about how your polyship navigates trying to start again.
Missing Scene / Epilogue: Sometimes canon just leaves the perfect amount of space for a story. Whether it's a moment of intimacy, a messy argument, or a hilarious and heartwarming get-together, this prompt asks the questions: What happened when the narrative wasn't looking? And what comes after happily ever after?
Visual Prompt — View from Above: Are they posing for pictures, or exhausted after a battle, or maybe out stargazing? It doesn't have to be this exact stock photo pose, just give us a bird's-eye view of the crew!
The ao3 collection is now open for submissions, and we'll start revealing the fics on April 16! We'll be watching the #PolyshipWeek23 hashtags, and you can also @ us when you post for reblogs and retweets. Remember that text prompts can be art prompts and visual prompts can be story prompts — whatever inspires you, we can't wait to see what you come up with!
Masterpost & Guidelines
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Hello, hii! 💖💖💖The drunken sailoress would like to know the answers for the following questions for the couple's ask!!
6. Who would ask the "would you love me if I were a worm?" question? How would their S/O answer?
8. Who is the big spoon? Little spoon?
11. Who is clingy?
22. What is something - either character - doesn't like about the other?
25. Do they have any pet names for one another?
33. Which one of them gives "that look" when they other is acting like a fool?
60. Are they willing to show PDA? If not, is there a reason?
62. How would outside characters describe their relationship?
74. Who's more likely to bail who out of jail? Would they give the other one shit for it?
85. Their S/O is tipsy. How do they handle it? (This is my favourite question hehehehhe)
97. How do they wake their S/O up? Is it difficult to rouse them?
Welcome, welcome! If the drunken sailor wants answers, then answers will be given! 💖💖💖
💕ask game💕
6. AH, THIS QUESTION WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 😂
Look, you know Jia. You know her. She's an inquisitive little creature who likes dabbling with alchemy, eats the ingredients raw, just to see what they do, and has crafted a potion that instead of making her invisible, it made her clothes disappear. Of course she'd be the one who just goes, "Oh! That's a mushroom specimen I didn't know it existed... Let me just take a bite, just a tiny—", turns into a worm, and sends a message to Miraak to ask him if he'd love her that way. Miraak, who's familiar yet so done with her antics, simply answers: "Yes. What did you do."
8. Jia is relatively small in stature and even smaller next to Miraak—she's 165cm (thanks to her Imperial dad and the fact that she was born prematurely) and he's 203cm (Atmoran/Snow Elf heritage doesn't help when you don't want to end up like a giant). So, it can't really be otherwise: Jia is the little spoon, and Miraak is the big one! In the future, however, she'll spoon him herself, just for fun, and he likes it very much, it makes them both burst into laughter! Her feetsies don't even reach his ankles...🥺
11. OUGH, I found a Perfect Meme on Pinterest a few days ago regarding "clinginess", and it fits so much with those two!
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yEAH, ANYWAY...
I'd say that they're both "clingy" to each other, in the sense that they feel "half" and "missing" when the other is not near... They won't openly admit it or create a fuss every time one is away from the other, or every time they just need their space alone, but they like it when the circumstances don't force them to stay apart for too long...🥰
22. This has been answered here! 👀
25. THANK YOU FOR THIS QUESTION, I LOVE IT! 🫂 😭
They have MANY pet names already, and the more time passes, the more they become creative with those (I HOPE I'M NOT FORGETTING SOMETHING HERE HELP—)
Jia calls Miraak "qostrun", which means 'thunderstorm' in Dovahzul, given his affinity for winter's magic, "iilahil", which means 'moonheart', because his face and hair are very pale (and also, Miraak's mother's sobriquet was 'Snowhart', so unconsciously Jia calls him with a similar nickname!), "lokzii" which means 'sky spirit' or what we'd call 'angel' in Christianity, given to how he looked like and what he did to revive her as a newborn, and both in the AU and in TPATD she'll end up calling him "Fen" or "Fenrir", which is his original birth name.
Miraak calls Jia "vahlokraan" in Dovahzul, and it can be read in two different ways: as vah and lokraan, 'spring-bird' or what we'd call 'swallow', and vahlok and raan, 'guardian animal' (the word raan seems to etymologically derive from rah, which means 'god' probably due to the Ancient Nords' animal totem worship, so it's more like 'guardian-god'). Miraak purposely means both senses! He also calls her "silsogaal", which means 'soul-gem' for Plot Significance™, "yolsil", 'fire-soul', "shulkun" and "shulselein", 'sunlight' and 'sun of [the] world' respectively, "silsesili", which means 'soul of my soul', and he will call her "Elettra" or "golsez" which means 'amber' in Dovahzul (just as the name Elettra does in Old Cyrodilic), by the end of the fic, where he claims her own birth name!
There is one more that I adore, but it's very spoiler-y, so I just gnaw my keyboard and wait...
33. I think the only look they'd give when the other starts acting like a fool is the look of approval! 😂 Both Miraak and Jia are very reserved and kind of formal, so letting go of that and acting a bit foolishly is always such a pleasant and unexpected occurrence—it means they're happy and free!
60. The truth is, they don't go too much PDA—Miraak is maybe more 'open' concerning displays of affection, with his expressions of love also exhibiting the true pride he feels for himself for being Jia's partner and his need to show it to the world. Jia is a bit more reserved than him in that aspect, so she'd show her affection when she had the privacy to do so—in her personal moments, she is very expressive in her love, though! Of course, if her counterpart is hurt or in danger or does something badass with his powers and turns her on? That's another topic...😇
62. Like worlds colliding into one, like one ray of light refracted by two mirrors, like ice and fire, but instead of the one element destroying the other, they actually fuel one another's power against every law, like an everlasting solar eclipse indicating that this impossible junction becomes possible for them. They look so much alike in everything they do, that those around them can really overlook how they differ physically and get confused, thinking they see the same person before them...👀
74. You know, this is a question that fits 100% the AU I'm preparing and less to TPATD-verse because Jia is a master thief and doesn't get easily caught while thieving, and Miraak, even though not vibing too well with the law, is too old and tired for getting himself into shenanigans. In the AU though, both Jia and Miraak are very likely to end up in jail together, and it is Jia who usually initiates the trouble, pulls poor Miraak with her, and they get into Situations... I imagine them being thrown into jail, Jia laughing her ass off and enjoying this, and Miraak chastising her for it, but damn would she ever listen to what he says...😂
85. They simply enjoy it, whether they're both tipsy or one of them! I mean, a flushed-faced, overly jolly, and free-of-inhibitions Jia or Miraak, where they do nothing but sing at the top of their lungs, use Throw Voice and mock people with it, switch languages mid-sentence and slur everything in the process, confess their most deep-seated feeling and then laugh it off and continue With Their Business, Miraak doing Dumb Shit with his frost magic (maybe building a palace and/or a snowman like Elsa from Frozen😂)—in fact, I'd love to see them both tipsy one day!
97. It isn't really difficult to rouse them, no! They're not usually heavy sleepers (and rarely need too much sleep, given their Dragonborn-ism), and I think this is understandable, especially for someone like Jia and Miraak who suffer from constant nightmares. They both like to wake up early in the morning—Jia has her routine of baking her pies and feeding her swallows, and Miraak loves to rouse before the sun dawns so that he can marvel at it peeping out the Throat of the World first things first before he goes along with his day...🥰
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stereax · 10 months
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bc i miss them (devils) so much, what are your favorite moments for each player (or select players) from this season? on or off ice moments
for EACH player??? anon I'm gonna die I love them ALL so MUCH I CAN'T GO BACK AND ANALYZE EVERY MOVE THEY MAAADE :') okay let me think of a few
Brendan Smith: The best I can think of is my friends cheering him on and hoping he'll FINALLY get a goal as a meme (spoiler: he did not, in fact, get a goal).
John Marino: Consistent Norris-caliber defensive play that saved our asses every single night.
Dougie Hamilton: The social media admin thing or the Douglings after the Game 3 OT goal.
Alexander Holtz: Trawling through his Instagram and ascertaining that he has a girlfriend (some Swedish artist) and a boyfriend (Fabian Zetterlund).
Nico Hischier: "As Jack would say, let's go on a heater".
Nate Bastian: The Bastian Effect, full stop - basically any time I can see my boy it's a good day.
Yegor Sharangovich: HE HAS A WIFE, AND A BABY BOY, AND A BIRD NAMED HAM APPARENTLY.
Ondrej Palat: When he lost an edge in the Rangers series and Marino and Gravy had to push him off the ice LMAO.
Mikey McLeod: Game 7 shorty, enough said.
Damon Severson: The OT goal against the Rangers in the regular season.
Mackenzie Blackwood: Him clenching his asscheeks in that one Bruins game and actually posting a decent save percentage after letting two in, almost letting us win that game.
Ryan Graves: 1.4 seconds left goal to ensure the Blue Jackets didn't get Bedard.
Akira Schmid: Two (2!!!) shutouts against the Rangers in the playoffs!
Vitek Vanecek: The saga of Marty Birdeur (Vitek's bird friend), or the hibachi memes, or the "I am funny guy" memes, or the - he's just a cinnamon roll and a gold mine of happiness.
Curtis Lazar: I identify spiritually with Lazar because he really just walked into the Devils' locker room and immediately adopted Luke Hughes, and like, I get it.
Luke Hughes: LUKE HUGHES IN OVERTIME!!!
Miles Wood: Wanted to put a curve in his wooden stick, set it on fire accidentally, pretty sure that was this year right?
Fabian Zetterlund: All the pictures where he looked so happy and at home here...
Erik Haula: Watching him finally break through his snakebite just in time for the playoffs and the reeling-in-the-fish celly with Igor Shesterkin lying there dead behind him.
Jesper Bratt: Bratt in the Hatt Trick!
Jesper Boqvist: Uhhh maybe Boqvist Bowl when we played Columbus?
Jonas Siegenthaler: Going Directly To Worlds with Nico and his Worlds goal where he does a slippity slide and almost faceplants on the ice.
Tomas Tatar: Getting ready to celebrate a goal but needing to find his mouthguard because "it's a good mouthguard".
Jack Hughes: Him beating the shit out of Sebastian Aho is a highlight - there are many highlights.
Kevin Bahl: The "Wrecking Bahl" shift in Game 5 against the Rangers where he laid 3 massive hits and then got into a fight.
Dawson Mercer: THE FAVOR LETTER MY BELOVED I would run through WALLS for Dawson.
Timo Meier: Pissing off the Rangers for seven games straight and then shaking Trouba's hand with a shit-eating grin - also, his media spots with Nico.
And you, anon?
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dying-weeds · 9 months
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I don't want to make you uncomfortable or call you out, but I thought I should let you know that 'w*ndig*s' are a harmful appropriation of native American culture. It's not some kind of cryptid and shouldn't be treated as such. I believe you aren't supposed to even say the word as a non-native (not trying to assume anything about you here, but the memes are incredibly disrespectful to spread around.) I am not the most knowledgeable about this, I'm still trying to learn what I can about it. But I still thought you would like to know, as I doubt your intention was to be harmful.
Hey anon I'm very sorry I offended you. Can I tell you a story about why I am interested in that legend and stories surrounding missing 411?
In 2020 at the beginning of COVID I was living homeless on the Appalachian trail. I am from North Georgia which is known to be the old territory of the Cherokee and creek native Americans. I'm from this area where the trail starts so I know all the legends and folk tales from growing up in the mountains.
When I was living there I was in the Hawk Mountain region just outside of dahlonega and south of Suches Ga, hiking to the hawk mountain shelter. And old man I was taking care of out there named Mark never showed up to the shelter that evening and when night fell I was worried about him so I went looking for him at night.
Now at night in the woods it's pitch black so all I had was my headlamp and a small flashlight to guide me. I was screaming and yelling for mark and eventually I started hearing a whistle. I obviously thought it was him blowing his survival whistle because he needed help so I screamed for him to keep blowing and I would follow the sound and find him. So I follow the whistle to this weird prairie on the top of the mountain and I see a tent set up in the grass. I tap on it and mark opened the door and asked what I was doing there. I explained that I was looking for him and that we heard his whistle for help and came to help him. He looked at me confused and said he wasn't blowing any whistle and said he was asleep.
Now at this point I'm totally freaked out because I heard a whistle all the way to him plain as day and I had no idea what or who could've made that whistle noise. I knew of the legends about "The Whistler" and it really freaked me out so I went back towards the shelter as fast as I could.
On my way back I noticed that the forest was completely silent. No bats no insects no birds no owls nothing. Just silence and absolute darkness. Then it started to get hot. I mean like middle of summer in Georgia hot. Very hot. I was sweating so badly I felt like I was in an oven and it didn't make any sense. Time also seemed to be different as it was only about two miles from where mark was to the shelter but it felt like I had been walking for hours in this strange heat. I started to feel a sense of absolute dread and I started to panic because I felt like something was watching me from off the trail but I couldn't see or hear anything so I started walking and running and walking again just going as fast as I could manage down the trail. Then when we saw the shelter it just stopped. There was no dread, no panic, no feeling watched, the sounds returned to the forest and I saw the moonlight over the shelter again.
I don't know what happened to me and I don't know what whistled to me but I know I was being hunted and I don't really know how I escaped. I will tell you there's some really weird stuff and really weird places in Appalachia. There are things that can't be explained easily.
So anon i didn't mean to offend you in any way but I just relate back to my own experience that makes me so interested in that topic and the legends surrounding it. I hope my story helps you understand that I was not trying to be disrespectful of native culture. Thanks so much for reading my story.
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nochi-quinn · 1 year
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campaign 3 episode 50: there's only seven of you (for now)
Let's see if I can do a liveblog after six weeks of not watching!
(it started to feel like a job)
I miss jester
IT IS BEGIN
I know we're probably getting Keyleth but god would I love a Dorian cameo
aw, I miss marisha's "girls" tank
liam with the thumbhole hoodie is very good tho
liam
"orgy 2.0"
if a skyship leaves the dock at 8pm going 120 feet per round
"ira get the FUCK up here"
enjoying the corruption arc of the changebringer entirely through fcg
anyone: ludinus liam: >:[
"bacchanalian" greek mythology exists in exandria, canon
"you would turn into a bird - " "and fly far, far far away" what a reference
man I got noise canceling headphones for christmas for the first time ever and I've barely taken them off since, imogen is a mood
this whole "crash the ship" plan is big "ram the blade ship" energy
stop saying final destination
oh THAT was a throwback
oh we've reached Marisha Chair Perch and we're not even in combat yet
relax she's just putting it out there
"no plan survives contact with bells hells" is not as catchy as "no plan survives contact with the mighty nein" but is equally as true
matt changing the light to move them along like turning the light off in a daycare to signal naptime
uh oh spaghettios
laura literally stopping mid-sentence to let them meme sdkfjsl
matt stop death flagging xandis
meanwhile ira is living his best life
"I'll look for a tree" oh the flashbacks
laudna puts on skin tone foundation but doesn't blend the neck
fearne: you shut the FUCK up
"don't do anything stupid" "oh this is ALL stupid"
I am not prepared
neither are they
if xandis dies I riot
sam
I'm not okay
ASHTON
where the fearne/ashton shippers at, come get your juice
you know liam's distracted, he didn't reach up instead of out
no plan survives etc etc
DISLIKE
"that's above your pay grade, son" holy shit imogen
oh shit
DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY kdjflks
tag urself I'm ashley
"welp, we gotta kill them" sam reads my persona 5 liveblogs
guards: purple sus
TRAVIS
sam
HIM BIG
all this cool stuff I can't afford makes me wish I had an in-person game
or any game, lbr
TREE OF DREAD
"titties?"
"good thing I got this ring of fire protection" slkdfjf
"now we're playing with portals"
IN-TENTS
"testicles" I heard that liam
"can I try to - fuck it" right in front of my salad?
their bane noises are starting to sound like furbies
ykw travis had a point can we have fjord's ring of fire protection
"I'm gonna use a toy" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YEAH
hey
hey matt
hey matt what the fuck
SHE??
"she looks like an asshole" marisha: fuck yeah she does
"is the dirt wizard here?"
"he's quite a loyal dog" something something dog of the military FMA joke
HE
liam exploded
the accent
travis also exploded
extremely funny to hear beau try to talk shit about anybody else's stealth plans
"cool if we kill your mom?" beauregard
"shut the fuck up, wolfy"
l i a m
"they're level nine you guys"
(level nein)
quick somebody ask caleb what time it is
all of the german is slowly leeching out of matt's accent
travis had the same thought as me sldjfsk
marisha's goblin crouch perch
chetney
liam finally got to be on the other side of that
nobody told you to wolf out, chet
laudna's crush on ira is funny when it's fucking around but when she starts genuinely arguing he wouldn't do some fuck shit in a heartbeat it's annoying
I THOUGHT SO
oh that timing gives me anxiety
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daydreaming-memories · 2 months
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For the worldbuilding ask game
Everything edible
Cocoa, Chocolate, Walnut, Almond, Coffee, Caramel, Cinnamon, Gingerbread, and Syrup
okay I'm adding this to the pinned post but please do a max of 3 questions or ask meme questions in one ask, but for my own sanity we're only going to answer
Cocoa, some Walnut/Almond, and Caramel.
COCOA=
To be continued TBC
Cocoa- Personal accounts 0
Moon- These are just mine from various time frames
First off the classic of a mixed berry soup in an edible bowl, don't worry it doesn't get soggy!
A piece of toast with a bit of dust, though it's hard to come by any, comes from my angsty age
Berry grubs, hard to come across but have a nice crunch and juice. This was like depression food.
Scribble shrooms, a distant relevative of a different one most objects cannot stand being near these.
But nowadays I tend to drink a mixture of various items, though you humans probably couldn't survive a drop.
Amber- This is more so the closest I can get to my home, but..
A kebab of 3 different berries, a glareberry at the bottom with some sap from the gilded crisp tree covering it. Then a more hard to come across whispermare berry, with some sugar crystals with just a few drops of diluted flaming nightmare escense. Then the top a Gloseberry with some of the outer coating of a shefur apple pear.
Then also a pastry that resembles meat, though it infact does have a more meaty taste compared to most pastries
Chronic_Glasses-
I'd rather not go into too much detail, but.. A red drink and Green toast with some sugar.
Proke-Boso-
It's not from my home I don't believe but a hot pot soup. Uses some green liquid and various fruits though you can't usually see the fruits until you bite into one.
Also heart shaped eggs, and a tail from a.. Uhhh.. Forget what they call em but they're chicken raptor dinosuar bird things.
Trevor-
It's a cake I got from a place that kid that just kinda fell outta nowhere took me to, along with a purple liquid which is very hot and like spicey but that thing sure kicks the sickness outta ya!
Cheezed-
Those aren't eyes, I've been concerned in the past but they're actually the unfertizliated eggs of Qulifths think they're called. Has some sea grapes, and a lime.
Good old markus pointed out the sea grapes He's from [REMOVED_3002] so of course he'd know about that, but the crystals are just made with some sugar and various fruits.
There's also a sort of ice cream or parfait in the middle, Phro-bee was always better at that.. God I miss him.
And then there's some bread that has unique fossil-like markings.
Flavors are so weird all together but actually work together harmoniously!
Gear-
I either just outright eat a false starburst solarflower, use some dried ones to make a nice tea or just pop the seeds into popcorn
Follie-
The drink is what I've jokingly nicknamed the chaos conduction, you mix a bit of darkness, corruptin, histromaniac and pink crystal in a blender you get this mess of a drink. You never know how this will taste, though it's usually whatever you crave.
But for the main dish it's just some ramen with some shrimps from a unique place, some hotdog and some rice as well.
Dereck-
The drink is just a special watermelon coffee I make for myself, wouldn't try it yourself human but I'm not gonna stop you if you do try I make that shit super strong.
Then I also like to eat some sushi, that's just a Flutrimp it's just what I could fish nearby.
Brass-
I usually just eat either like some dwarf shefur apple pears, or a hybrid fruit made by those fruits and some from the region that toxins, and slaws usually hang around. Uhh Follie I believe found out that some of his species ancestors used to inhabit that land.
Still sad he hasn't really been able to figure out their exact origin, but not my buisness.
If I'm really feeling up to it I just make a sort of fruit soup with the above.
Eran-
I just make "WHATEVER I GOT" soup, like if it kills me in 3 days? I don't care!
Clip-
Now that I'm not.. Like stuck in that place.. I tend to get a cold fruity drink with plenty of fruits, Cuz I do like the cold.. Not jsut like WELL i don't have to spell it out to ya.
Wren-
Some ham from berrams, which are like if you mixed a pig, goat and fruits. Which I put some fruit with it.
Then I'll usually make like sandwhiches or sliders with the meat.
Axis-
Grilled cheese with either ham or bacon, Tomato soup and hot chocolate.
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WALNUT/ALMOND =
To be continued TBC
W-Tattoos depends on object, but more common
A-Rarely exist
Daycosm 3
W-Very common, good chunk of major paras do have at least one tattoo (Crow, Gane, ect)
A-Few major paras do have piercings (Gane)
Into the flip pit
W-Excluding self inserts, and uknow who from dsaf bcs its'.. not a family friendly reference. Dave does get some tattoos on his arms
A-Dave has a tongue ring
CARAMEL =
No not every para doesn't have the same accent though like I cannot describe my paras accents or voices fully correctly sadly.
Though to the person who asked this feel free to send another ask that has the ones we didn't cover (chocolate, coffee, cinnamon, gingerbread and syrup),
Fyi for syrup and gingerbread you both may wanna put them on their own as they are likely to take a few days to write each on their own
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strelitziareginaee · 4 months
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MEET THE MUN!
name — Ghost/Ghosty
pronouns — she/her
preferred comms — Discord (Ask for Discord!) and Tumblr IMs
name of muse —
Main Muse: Strelitzia Side Muse: Cinderella
experience in RP — A long time. I've been rping since the Myspace days! Then I bounced around a lot. Left Tumblr for a few years and recently came back.
best experiences — I used to be a part of the Kingdom Hearts community back when Tumblr was really thriving (in the early 2010's), when rping in groups rather than independently was a big thing. I roleplayed Vanitas and made some really awesome friends in that group! We called ourselves the KH Crack Crew, lol. We would all talk every day on Skype! Those were good times and sometimes I still think about all of them. We just sort of drifted apart when we started to explore other fandoms, and yeaaaaa.... I still miss my KHCC squad sometimes, though we're all still friends on Facebook!
pet peeves / dealbreakers — Godmodding. I can't stand it. Even if it's something as small as assuming what my character is going to do next. If you want to have the scene go a certain way, there's a way you can write it and if my character does deviate from your original plan, you can take the story elsewhere. That's what can make rp really fun! The only times I'm willing to let it slide is in drabbles, lol.
My other pet peeve is taking what my character does way too personally outside of character. Like, ya'll know this is fake, right? lmao. At the end of the day, we're just writing our silly little characters in our silly little worlds. If it's ruining your day that badly, please go outside and touch some grass.
muse preference ( fluff, angst, smut ) — So I'm actually a huge sucker for romance plots. Romance, fluff, smut, slice of life. Also omegaverse, hehehe. I'm also a huge historical romance nut (think Bridgerton, lol)!
I've sort of moved on from fandom muses and now focus more on OC's (I really only rp on Discord these days, and 9/10 times it's M/M. I do have a F/F historical romance plot that I adore rn tho). Strelly and Cindy are the first muses I've picked up in years, and started rping on Tumblr again. So sometimes I feel rusty playing an established character I didn't make myself. But I'm trying! 〒▽〒 Anyways, give me that romantic nasty shit!! And make it gay as hell!!
plot or memes — Both! I think it's fun to meme and get into a character's mind that you normally wouldn't get a chance to play out. Or just being silly gooses. But I'm also down for always plotting and making something deep and personal!
long or short replies — Either, or! It depends on the plot, the situation that's happening in the story, or what length my rp partner sends me. I'm pretty good about matching the length of a partner's. Unless I got nothing else to say, then it'll be on the shorter side. Like, if our characters are just chatting and there's no action involved, of course it's going to be short.
best time to write — In the mornings! I do rp replies in between slow periods at work. I work from home, so I can get away with it, lol. Which is why you'll see me online for a good part of the day. It's also when I have the most energy. I'm an early bird and I'm burnt out by the time the evening rolls around. Sometimes I can write in the evenings, but that's very rare. So I try to knock out as much as I can in the mornings.
I'm rarely RARELY available on the weekends. That's when I'm the busiest~
are you like your muse —
I'd say yes. Although I don't have a green thumb like Strelitzia. I can't keep plants alive for the life of me. I have a lot self doubts like her too, and I struggle to make friends since I'm incredibly shy and struggle to connect with others on a personal level. ಥuಥ Me and Strelly be fighting for our lives out here!
Cinderella though, I resonate with her a lot. I grew up in a household where I was the cleaner and cook, and I just... know exactly how she feels, LOL.
tagged by: No one! Stolen from Litoredeem. Tagging: Feel free to steal!
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explodingquails · 3 years
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Jumping on the crow Miranda bandwagon. Can't get this image out of my head after reading @lepusrufus's posts.
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blaydiud · 2 years
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a hesitant kiss
kissy kissy prompt meme!
Dimitri wasn't very sure how things developed the way they did.
He had called Marianne to show her a nest of swans he had found- the cutest little things, the cygnets fuzzy like cotton as they kept close to their watchful mother and father. The duo was sitting in between bushes, under the shadow of a tree, all in an attempt to conceal themselves to avoid spooking the cygnets or invoking the swan parents' rage. The setting sun only contributed to their camouflage.
And it had been a nice, quiet little moment, save for the occasional chirping and splashing of the cygnets or the wind blowing against leafy trees. Just the two of them and the bird family.
But then many things happened at once- his gaze left the swans and met Marianne's warm brown eyes instead, they somehow had inched closer to each other without either noticing and...
...and now what?
He can't just do that, out of the blue. Much less with Marianne- someone he only now had started to properly tighten bonds with...he'd scare her off forever. They were complete opposites, where her hands healed his' killed- she even saw his worst side back in Merceus. Yet Marianne didn't budge, either. They sat there, frozen like ice.
Be a brave boy, yet his heart thundered as if he were about to jump off a cliff.
Dimitri turned his brain off for a split second, and hesitantly pressed his lips against hers. A blink and you miss it moment, hopefully fast and soft enough for her to forget about it.
...he suddently wished that she'd not only forget about it- but also about the entire moment. Or the entire day. Or him.
Goddess, hear me for once, spare her from me. I have nothing good to add to her life.
The cygnets chirped- Dimitri turned his head away, towards the lake- a meek attempt to hide his blazing, tomato-red face. "Look! They are still there- so cute, I wish I could hold one haha...ah..." His lips trembled, an odd feeling sitting between wanting to hide and cry, and wanting to throw himself into that lake and become one with its frog population.
Blink, blink. He shoved his face in his cape, letting out a pathetic little noise. "I ruined your day, didn't I...you shouldn't have to put up with me being stupid like that..." Curling into a Dimiball shape, there he stayed. An once fierce lion turned into a shy rosy armadillo, through and through. The tips of his ears were a rude hint to the current tone of his cheeks.
Although he did leave one eye out both for the cygnets and for Marianne. "...Look at the baby goooo!" Despite so much embarrassment, he couldn't resist when one of the cygnets decided to swim fast ahead its mother.
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charrwybie · 3 years
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(I've seen this interview meme floating around the tag and it looks super fun so here it goes! Wyatt is not my Commander, but he's still a fun character who WOULD have fans bc he's in a band! Used to do ballet!)
INTRODUCTION
- Can you introduce yourself?
I'm Wyatt Epping - Wybie for friends! I play bass in a rock band with my friends.
- What is your gender identity, orientation and relationship status?
I'm a guy, bi, and not... availa-bly. That was Awful, sorry about that. Not looking to be in a relationship right now, either, I have some healing to do before I'm ready to try again, found that out the hard way.
- Where and when were you born?
We - mom and me that is, assume in Lion's Arch because that's where she found me as a newborn cub some twenty years ago.
- What is your weapon of choice and fighting style?
I prefer to not fight, but when I have to, I prefer my staff or greatsword, and an axe for when things get close. My aunt calls me a powerhouse and I'm usually last still on my feet so I guess I'm good at dancing around the danger and hitting hard when I need to.
- Lastly, are you happy?
Yeah. Yeah. Getting there at least! I've gone through some shhhhoot that made me not happy for a long time, but I'm getting there again! Feels good.
FAMILY AND FRIENDS
- What’s your family like? What is your relationship with them?
(Wyatt laughs) I have a big and weird family by a lot of standards. I'm sure you're thinking that Epping doesn't sound like a charr name and you'd be right! I was raised by my mom, Norma, a human woman, in Lion's Arch so I definitely don't have like a charr upbringing, or a charr name even. I also have another mom who's a charr but not the one that birthed me, and a step-sister who's about the same age as me. Then there's my dads who aren't really my dads but kinda are -- it's a long story, but we're happy. Close! I love them very much and am definitely a momma's boy and a family boy.
-Have you ever ran away from home? 
No. Well yeah, when I was like four and mad about something and I got all the way to the other side of the street before running back to hug my mom and cry that I missed her.
-Would you consider marriage or having children? 
Marriage, definitely, with the right person, I -- think I want that, but it's also scary right now. Kids? No thanks. Thought I wanted some, but nah, turned out to be some misplaced emotional shenanigans. Kids are great, but not for me.
-Do you secretly hate one of your friends?
I wouldn't waste time being their friend if I did, I don't think. I can be a polite boy and act civil in any company, but I'm not gonna be friends with someone I don't like. What's the point?
-Which friend knows everything about you? 
Ordell, who is also in the band - he grew up with me and my sister and we were like an inseparable triple trouble trio, and he was kinda like our little brother but not really. Still is the same. He's the kind of friend I can talk about anything with, or just sit quietly, and it's just... comfortable. Cozy.
ASKED BY FANS  
-Are you literate? Have you been to school?
Is this a joke about bassists being dumb? Yeah I'm literate, have been to school in Lion's Arch, and did real good there. I liked school and studying and would work on ballet flexibility while doing my homework; hobbies, no matter how serious, never were more important than learning.
-The eeriest prediction you made that later came true?
Hmmm. I don't know if anything like that's happened? My mom used to call me Stormlord because I used to predict thunderstorms and lightning strikes as a kid; does that count? She was amazed that I didn't become an elementalist.
-What is something you were embarrassingly late to realize?
You know what, PROBABLY a lot of things, but I can't think of an example.
- Do you have mental health or physical issues?
Both, haha... I have seasonal allergies, a permanently injured knee that ended my hopes of dancing professionally, depression that came with THAT, aaaand PTSD from a different kind of trauma. I'm healing, though!
- What is your current main goal?
Just... To have fun! And to get a griffon, that's what I'm working on right now. We'll see, a lot of animals don't like me, and I really don't know why. I think I'm cursed or something. Let me tell you, it's not fun out there when seemingly every animal ever seems to have a personal beef with you, specifically. And I'm not talking about wildlife, I'm talking about cows and chicken and like generally friendly things.
CHOICES:
- Drink or food?
Food, unless my sister made it, in which case probably neither.
-Cats or dogs? 
Both! I grew up with both and currently have both - I have a cat called Silly - Cilantro, really - and a dog called Potato.
-Early bird or night owl? 
A little more of a night owl, I guess, though not really that either. I like sleeping.
-Optimist or pessimist? 
Optimist. Trying to be real hard at least! Mostly it's working!
-Sassy or sarcastic? 
Depends on the day and company I guess. Not a lot of either.
HAVE YOU EVER:
-Been caught sneaking out
No, but sneaking back in, yeah! (Laughs) I'd come home too late from parties or something drunk before I was supposed to be drinking and inevitably mom would catch me because I'd always get sick, or be way noisier than I thought, or, you know, both. I try to not drink enough to get that drunk anymore.
-Broken a bone
Kneecap, yeah, when I goofed my entire knee. Some toes, I think? Amazingly not anything bigger than that though.
-Received flowers
Yeah! From friends and family and dates, and fans too. I like flowers, am very allergic to some of their pollen though, haha!
-Ghosted someone
Well, yeah. Sometimes deservedly, sometimes it's been me panicking and being shitty as a result-- aw rats, there goes a coin in the swear jar... But yeah, I have.
-Pretended to laugh at a joke you didn’t get
Oh for sure. Sometimes I don't have to pretend because I'll just laugh at myself not getting it!
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polkadotpatterson · 2 years
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*Slams hands on table* Jenkins Good (my beloved) for ask meme please thanks im not biased at all. I love all the other ones you've done so far love learning what other people think of blaseball players :D
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh thank you so much! I hope you don't mind some of these Jenkins Opinions lol
favorite thing about them: They came to the Talkers from an alternate universe in S4 and just. never left. It was ages before they even got a brief dunk in the Shadows. They weren't the original Jenkins but they've become such an integral part of the team and I can't imagine it without them! also I admire their skill at gaming
least favorite thing about them: I still miss Original Jenkins and I wish we’d had more time with them, though I'm also quite attached to Alt Jenkins now
favorite line: well, one time they got rid of their cannon in exchange for some very cool greedy lucky socks, and everyone was very happy about this
...ok for an actual serious answer, they got to pitch three games against Dot, all of which were close and one of which they won, and I'm very proud
brOTP: Greer! Are they also dating? Maybe. But they're definitely close in one way or another. I also think that Jenkins and Jesús are Alt Solidarity despite coming from different universes, because for a long time they were the only two people on the team who really understood what the other was going through. and Jenkins is the unofficial slightly older fourth member of the teen squad due to also being a dork who plays video games and does food crimes
OTP: also Greer. relationship goals: someone who will eat the uncooked KD noodles so you can just eat the cheese packets
nOTP: ok I have some very specific thoughts about Jenkins and Dot, namely that Jenkins has a bit of a crush on them but nothing's ever going to happen there due to Dot being aroace. side note but I also think Greer has some kind of a weird crush on Dot and that's part of why she acts Like That towards them. She has big “I had a crush on a girl and didn't know how to deal with it so I just sent her a note that said GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL” energy. but then Greer and Jenkins end up together and they both get over it and it's all cool
random headcanon: I have a very messy tangle of thoughts about Jenkins and how they have to live up to two different Talkers star pitchers, one of whom is their alternate self... I think for the most part they're pretty chill and laid-back and just have fun pitching, but part of them really feels the need to prove themself because they can't just be Good, they need to be better
unpopular opinion: people don't do enough with Friend Of Crows Jenkins. I think they deserve to go absolutely feral and unleash an army of birds upon anyone they want to
song i associate with them: idk
favorite picture of them: I love all of your Jenkinses, especially the one of them with the birds
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cyborg-franky · 2 years
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Shipping shit
Well I got SO MANY OF YOU messing me for that 'who you ship me with' meme that I once again compiled them to reply.
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@dxvilmanlev @gaynchor @rosiinante @cipher-p0 @childofblackmaria @fire-fist-ann @tsunderedoctor [and all anons and anyoen who I might have missed. I got so many of these]
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Marco: [There are so many of these for Marco, I feel flatterd, I love his pineapple head so much] our whole vibe is just 'super chill until we aren't' just wants to have a good time and chill but if you piss either of us off, then thats bad. We just live off of annoyingly cute bird/fruit related nicknames. Big chill and smol angey is also an accurate way to sum up the relationship. Just bounce off each other well. Add Ace into that mix [I see some did] and I'm sorta the 'between' the two personalities? I'm just the 'medium' on the scales. Thatch: [I got a few of these, damn] I think we would be loud, flirty, always saying 'love' 'darling' 'babe' at one another. We'd have a good time, don't know about 'long lasting' but it would be a good time.
Sanji: I... no, I don't think there would be many good vibes there, I think I would rub Sanji up the wrong way. our tempers too volatile with one another, it would just be a shit show.
Whitebeard: I know WHY you said this but.. I can't see it, I don't hate it but I think I'd be far too 'this is Pops' or like feel too much of a father vibe from him? Koby: YOU ARE SO SWEET FOR SAYING THESE THINGS ABOUT ME but I would make the boy cry probably daily and not out of spite I'm just not the sort of person that would be a good fit with him.
Pre-Skip Law: I used to selfship with Law and this was the version I picked, I feel we would be chaos together, we'd be fun and fast but like, our dynamic is exes who meet up for coffee once a week and talk about our current relationships and also bitch about people. Franky: I love Franky you know I do, just picture it though, franky x franky, that'd be a pain in everyones ass and we would have so much fun but everyone around us would be like... oh fuck.. these two are TOO MUCH. We'd just be chilling, drinking and being loud.
THANKS GUYS THIS WAS FUN
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