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theriverbeyond · 1 year

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comprehensive list of Ianthe's crimes:

looked really hot that one time she wore leather pants and also Bab's body

bad at making soup

being a freak and a creepy weirdo (but who isn't!)

when she cut open Harrow's hand in the horniest possible way (the object lesson)

saved John from the river vs Augustine (doing otherwise would kill everyone in the 9 houses due to the sun collapsing if John dies)

gave Harrow a makover (could have gone better!)

grew out Harrow's hair (not her best moment)

gave Harrow a lobotomy (consensual)

that one time she stabbed Camilla in the gut (not great but still incredibly sexy)

not giving a shit about what anyone else thought of her various terrible Mithraeum outfits and leaning into Looking Like That

killed and ate Babs (real crime)

did not kill and eat her sister (heart crime but only to Crown literally no one else is upset about this)

fell in love with Harrow (literally who can blame her for this)

insane gender outlaw (hot)

space imperialism

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