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concatenationart · 2 years

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I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT

#Thinking about:#Britney Spears music vids #my old school uniform #flight attendants #also alternatively nothing #my skull is empty as per #x #gerard way #my chemical romance #mcr fanart #mcr art

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elitadream · 6 months

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What if this was Luigi's fight all along?

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robindaydream · 3 months

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Pyromancers

#SLARPG #Super Lesbian Animal RPG #Small Saga #Claire Higsby #Siobhan Small Saga #art #been a minute since I've drawn a slarpg it's good to be back #MIGHT do more of these cause I think it's a fun #but Verm's and Gwen's outfits present certain... challenges #not to say that I think Allison would mind wielding a massive pocket knife wearing nothing but a cape #'but Robin Claire has all kinds of powerful magic would she really be impressed with a big lighter?'#look me in the eyes and tell me you think Claire wouldn't love a giant fire cannon #even if it's technology that's familiar to her even if her magic can do more it's FUN #tbh I think Claire and Siobhan would both prefer their own magic/technology but I think they'd have fun with the alternative #my secret agenda is to get people who've only played one of these games to also play the other #you will like it #Claire kept her own shoes cause I didn't really think I could get those on Siobhan

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luuxxart · 2 years

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I don’t remember the point of this

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heartisbrave · 6 months

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bottoms doesn’t need a sequel but I need another movie with the exact same cast and crew. time for gay people to have their own brat pack

#emma seligman if you can hear me i believe in your power to be gay and funny #i also just want to see this group of people make something new now that they’re more comfortable with each other #that’s the only real benefit of franchising a comedy #so i just think this would be a neat alternative #all the benefits of a sequel without any risk of ruining the original story/alienating existing fans #anyone else feel this way or am i on crack #also bottoms was so good it ruined most other movies for me #there’s nothing else like it but there should be #bottoms 2023 #stella speaks

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moongothic · 21 days

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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation.#We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face]#Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then???#Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

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carlyraejepsans · 2 months

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saw your most recent post about really good fics that contain uncomfortable kinks and i immediately thought "ah, biscia must be reading the mpreg soriel fic" and almost left a reply talking about it but i stopped myself because i realized that would be an insane assumption to make. needless to say i felt so vindicated when i saw you link it in an earlier post.

like. HELLO?

HELLO???????

#answered asks #''I fear nothing good ever comes of it when it does'' is straight up SEARED into my brain as the toriel line of all time I've ever read #there's some character interpretations I don't share there. like i said i don't think either of them would cry that easily #and while the different conception (badumtss) of sex/gender in various monsters was interesting #i felt like it didn't quite deal with the ramifications of not strictly binary reproductions on social perception of gender like I could've #eg the part about boss monsters being closer to humans in how it works and thus having a different concept of mom/dad compared to skeletons #was pretty nice. but if you establish that skeletons work like ghosts but distinguish she/he ''for some reason'' even though all of them #can bear kids. and then you make a comment about ''the child possibly growing into a woman considering the shape of the pelvis'' it's like #why??????? why. whywhywhy. why would that be a factor. even hypothesizing a certain physical dimorphism. WHY pick the one tied to pregnancy #the ONE ASPECT that you decided was shared between both ''male'' and ''female'' skeletons #it's also like. objectively an argument that is leveraged to hurt and deny trans people irl so it was just. unbelievably uncomfortable #this is what we mean with mpreg and transphobia btw #not that the concept is inherently transphobic or hurtful to trans people #but that that kind of alternative biological worldbuilding implies an alternative social conception of gender role for the characters #that a lot of authors just. straight up miss. because their view of the world is still very cis/perisexist #BUT!!!!!!!!!!#it was still over all a very good fic. I'd rec it to pll not into that for the initial 2 chapters alone

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ghostoffuturespast · 3 months

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The rest of The Glen apartment shots

#cyberpunk 2077 #virtual photography #console shots #oc: valerie hye jin li #river ward #v x river ward #shippy saturday #nothing too crazy just some alternate angles #i mean i could do a mature label #but also grandpa's nips are mostly covered by her tats already anyway lol #and i'm here for tit equality

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p3xxie · 1 day

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Like i kno its bummy pajamas but it was also a fit, fight me 😤

#shirt that covers nxt to nothing is a win #the pajama bottoms r just rly comfy #also small top big bottom #me #mine #selfie #alt #alternative #girl

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kitamars · 1 year

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in which i take the aa-tnb pipeline and shove it into the hadron collider

#im just finishing off old stuff #i’ve had this in my files for MONTHS #i have alternate sprite sketches so if you all want i’ll clean them up and post them #WON’T ANIMATE THEM THOUGH this took so much out of me o(-(#phoenix stays in sternbild for one week as a temp lawyer for kotetsu and earns more than he has in the past three years it’s great #also consider: kotetsu being accused of murder leading to co-counsel barnaby #even funnier if they aren’t together at the time AND phoenix has his magatama #🐰: he’s nothing but a nuisance and i could care le- *LOUD CLANGING OF CHAINS*#phoenix: jesus fucking christ my ears #also phoenix hears kotetsu say ‘bunny’ and just goes 👁 👁 i think I Know What You Are #anyways #tnb x aa crossover #aka #yuri isn’t paid enough for this shit #kotetsu t. kaburagi #barnaby brooks jr #tiger and bunny #tiger & bunny #t&b #taibani #tnb #ok bye

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inzombniia · 8 months

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COUNTLESS.

RAHH FANART 4 @spoiledmilks AU THAT I LUV

#i actually worked on this in my art class for almost the whole week LMAO #i left my actual project at home and did this so i wasnt just awkwardly sitting there with nothing to do #which is why theres so much detail everywhere ☠️ but i actually love it i should do it more #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au #my art #artists on tumblr #fnaf alternate universe #fnaf fandom #fnaf ucn #william afton #oh also!!!! sorry i havent posted in a hot minute! school is srsly stressing me out even though it's literally the first week #but its the weekend now so i can do whatever i want!!!!!#glitched out au

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phantasyhalation · 4 months

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As Samarie will moonscorch before Marina can be recruited, bringing a non-player Marina to a sane Samarie is a logical impossibility in normal gameplay. However, a (slightly) alternate version of her D1M Church event is fully-functional and accessible in-game with a little tampering. Here it is!

#hadn't seen this recorded elsewhere and i thought it curious #yuri win! marina takes seeing her father get stabbed to death rather politely if samarie is a bit pathetic about it!#there's also code for dialogue to send her to PRHVL Bop from the Church which is currently nonfunctional. none for her at the club though #it's nothing too interesting and will likely be implemented when she becomes playable so i won't bother modding it back in #but Samarie will go to the club. she will be at the club.#(no samarie does not have anything unique or interesting to say if you bring marina to the train after this)#(yes there is alternate dialogue for marina witnessing the domek scene. it's accessible in-game already. just kill the gentleman-#or henryk before D1N and fetch her from the bookstore and bring her along to the church for first visit on D1N)#fear and hunger #latency.txt

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 10 months

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“Crowley is Malleus’s long lost father” theory is popping off right now in like every twst social media community so I wanted to know what your thoughts on it were?

I briefly discussed this theory in the final paragraph of this post (although it is full of spoilers, so please be cautious of that). To reiterate (and to add more details), the main pieces of evidence that come up when discussing this idea are:

Malleus’s dad is confirmed missing, but we never saw a body or have confirmation of his death so we can’t 100% trust that.

Crowley’s past and motives remain a total mystery. (The crow mask he wears is also highly suspicious; why does he never remove it? Why does it resemble the masks worn by Briar Country soldiers? Because Malleus would recognize his father? Because Lilia might recognize his old friend?)

The name of Malleus’s dad may be romanized as Levan/Revan (we don’t have an official English localization for book 7 yet, so we don’t know for sure how it would be written). The former looks like the word “raven”, just with the vowels swapped around. And you know who else is a black bird?? Diablo, Maleficent’s crow and right-hand man, similar to how Levan/Revan was Mallenoa’s right-hand man. Who else do we know that’s a crow? Crowley.

Levan/Revan is described by Lilia as someone who “always dumped their work onto others/him”, which is something that Crowley also does to his own students.

So I guess the conclusion is that Malleus’s dad went into hiding to protect himself (especially if we assumed that his wife got killed off shortly after his disappearance; his own life may be in danger as well)?

I think the idea is definitely… interesting??? It would also be a big rug pull since players have been joking since day 1 that Crowley gives the vibes of a deadbeat/absentee dad or someone who went off to buy milk and never came back 😂 But in terms of how likely I think it is to become a reality??? I think it’s definitely kind of shaky if we’re going with only what we know right now.

The problem I have with this theory is twofold. Firstly, it’s counting a lot of omission of information as proof rather than details present as proof (which really could be spun any which way you like if you tried hard enough). Secondly, the main thread of logic here is basically the same as “Ace traitor” theory. We’re drawing conclusions from… a name (in Ace’s case, the fact that his surname isn’t “Heart” like the other card soldiers but is “Trappola”), which isn’t a lot of solid evidence in of itself.

I don’t know if I totally buy that Malleus’s dad would go MIA for literally 400ish years either? Like… he was the princess’s confidant, right? So he must have cared for her very much. Why would he up and abandon his wife (rather than coming to her rescue), his friend (Lilia), his country, AND his unborn child who NEEDS his love magic to be hatched? Why wouldn’t he return once the war was over?? Why would he run off to Sage’s Island and become the headmaster there??? If he doesn’t want to be a present father figure, why have a child at all or put himself in a position where he now has to monitor several hundreds of children every year instead of the one child that is actually his? (I know that Lilia started off not wanting kids and then became more open to the idea over time (ie people can change), but I don't think we can conclude the same happened to Crowley given how dismissive he still is in present day and how little we really know about Malleus's dad's true personality.) And surely if Crowley was Malleus’s dad, he’s not so ignorant as to not know Malleus is his son, right…? But then why forget about his existence 90% of the time and forget to invite him when he knows Malleus is on campus and he had not been there for him all his life???? Why actively be such an asshole???

The mask thing on Crowley is suspicious as heck, yes, but I don’t know if Malleus would be able to identify his father on sight since he never saw him or got to know him before hatching. On the flip side, how would Lilia not immediately notice his friend by voice??? Or by the mask if it is, indeed, his friend’s trademark or a custom from Briar Country? Are we arguing “characters made dumb for the sake of plot”? 😭 (Believe it or not, this is actually the most credible piece of evidence to me just because of how often TWST has employed cases of mistaken identity for the sake of convenience; I wouldn’t put it past them.)

Lilia does describe Levan/Revan as someone who dumps work on others, but he says Mallenoa does the same thing. Yet there are other aspects to Mallenoa which we also learn about. Shirking work is not the entire personality of Malleus’s dad and while his overall character may be inclusive of that, there are tons of traits unaccounted for; we barely know the guy. The Crowley = Levan theory feels like taking a conclusion and working backwards/retroactively changing the interpretation of other details to prove the conclusion we began with, instead of taking suspicious details and synthesizing a conclusion from it.

Anyway! You can see that I’m hesitant about this theory. I’d like more concrete details before I get on board with it because there isn't enough to implicate Crowley specifically—but hey, that’s not to say the idea isn’t interesting or funny 🤔 I’d personally love to see Malleus’s reaction to Crowley Darth Vader-ing him, haha 😂

Side note: It’s also sort of funny how people don’t believe Crowley is Malleus’s dad simply because they think Mallenoa is “too good/hot” for a man as bumbling as Crowley www

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daily-hanamura · 4 months

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#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #i mean. yosuke you say that about naoto but. youre also exactly like that. running off to try and do everything yourself #and it's interesting because yosukes never expressedly used the terms “not being satisfied” as a rationale for doing something #but its always frequently implied how he knows if he chooses to do nothing then he knows he wont be able to live with himself #so its fascinating that yosuke can pick up on this in naoto's behaviour but miss that about himself #alternatively: considering that this was just after mitsuo and just after yosuke has had more time to think about his own motivations #hes more conscious of his own tendency to shrink inward and refuse to rely on others #so this aspect of naoto's recklessness (like him) and stubbornness (also like him) stands out a lot more #and it's great because i will die on the hill that naoto and yosuke actually have a lot of similarities and they'll get along too #he's good with his queue

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bumblingbabooshka · 7 months

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Harry Kim saying Naomi is lucky to be born on Voyager and that he would have given "anything" to have her life when he was a kid...

#He sees NO downsides????#Also I love how Neelix was yelling and panicked and Harry was like 'haha ok buddy. Hey this little guy is ugly huh~? See ya later!'#absolutely unbothered and not the least bit curious - love him <3 #saw someone post about how they don't like 'once upon a time' bc Neelix doesn't tell Naomi right away about her mother .... bro.#c'mon. Anyway I love Neelix and him trying so hard to shield Naomi from bad things / upset bc he KNOWS how fucking painful #it is to lose a family DID make me tear up.#Also Naomi in that burned-down forest (symbolic of innocence?) was a kickass visual. Neelix telling her about his family and Naomi trying #to comfort HIM??? SHE'S SUCH A GOOD KID MAN....Neelix making her a flotter doll was also v cute #OH AND Naomi going 'I Am Borg...' and Neelix going '~??? No you're not~!!!' and Naomi giggling...added NOTHING to the #episode - as it should be!! Sometimes you've just gotta have a really cute silly moment <3 #Tuvok: [says something] / Tom: Nice bedside manner Tuvok =_=#Tuvok: [about to say the most beautiful comforting words you've ever heard one parent say to another] And I took that personally.#Love how Naomi is scared of Seven at first...girl that's your roommate.#HEHEH she starts off the series scared of her but by the end she's her little buddy and also her intern #but yeah never forget that Harry Kim can and will say the most unhinged things but so casually that no one will really clock it #NEVER forget that he says he remembers.....either being an infant or his own birth - both WILD to me #Harry Kim lowkey loves destiny and being special and the idea of 'chosen ones' and the narrative even though he will fight it all if it #harms the ones he loves #Harry: (guy from an alternate timeline who replaced the dead Naomi with the alive one from his own) That kid's living the dream <3

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yuesya · 8 months

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“Itadori, Fushiguro! Run!”

That man. Yuji recognizes him –that’s the guy who sealed Gojo-sensei! That’s the guy who was responsible for everything that went down in Shibuya. He needs to… Yuji needs to–

“Run!” His upperclassman commands again, then launches himself against the startled-looking sorcerer.

Okkotsu Yuta is the strongest sorcerer their age that Yuji has encountered so far. The potency of the older boy’s cursed energy and his overwhelming strength is reminiscent of Gojo-sensei. Fighting him had felt like fighting an insurmountable obstacle –and it was only the fact that Okkotsu didn’t want to kill him that Yuji was still alive.

Gojo-sensei asked me to keep an eye out for you.

I’ll protect you, because you’re important to people who are important to me.

Fushiguro jerks and hisses, cursing under his breath. “That’s–?”

“The guy who sealed Gojo-sensei, yeah,” Yuji sucks in a sharp breath. “Can Okkotsu–?”

“Okkotsu-senpai is strong.” Then both of them proceed to wince simultaneously, as their upperclassman is promptly sent flying by a powerful kick from the enemy sorcerer. The guy’s cursed technique is manipulating cursed spirits –Yuji saw that with his own eyes, when the guy had consumed Mahito– and the fact that he was evidently skilled in hand-to-hand was not something that boded well. Man, what was Gojo-sensei on about when he told Yuji that the best tactic to fight a shikigami user or the like was to target the sorcerer themselves? Every shikigami user Yuji knew of was clearly just as scary as their shikigami, if not more so!

“Alright, I think that’s enough,” their enemy says calmly, apparently choosing not to press his momentary advantage in favor of talking instead. “Okkotsu, if you could just calm down and listen to me for a moment–”

There is a cacophonous screech as Rika –Okkotsu-senpai’s shikigami? Yuji still wasn’t too clear about that, actually– materializes above the man, and swings gargantuan arms downwards in a heavy, crushing blow.

… That turns out to do nothing, because there is something that vaguely resembles a spherical shield floating above the man when the smoke clears. More cursed spirits?

Strangely enough, his attention doesn’t appear to be on Okkotsu-senpai anymore. Instead, the man stares upwards for several long seconds with narrowed eyes, before his gaze cuts sharply to the second year student.

“That’s not Rika. What did you do to her?! Didn’t Satoru teach you–”

Okkotsu glares. “I freed Rika after you nearly killed everyone last year!”

For some reason, the man’s mouth drops open slightly, as if genuinely surprised. “… I’m sorry, what?”

… Something about the way that the guy was acting felt… off. It almost didn’t really seem like he–

“Stand down, Okkotsu,” a familiar voice rings out. That’s–! “Fushiguro, Itadori, you two as well. He’s not an enemy.”

“Yaga-gakucho,” Okkotsu-senpai greets, but doesn’t take his gaze off of the dark-haired sorcerer, nor does he make any move to relax his battle stance. “What are you doing with Kamo Noritoshi?”

The guy reaches up and pinches the bridge of his nose, as if he’s attempting to stave off an oncoming headache. “… Who?”

Yaga-gakucho emerges from the other side of the clearing and pats the confused-looking sorcerer on his shoulder, shaking his head. “The curse user who took over your body in this world is Kamo Noritoshi. The blight of the Kamo Clan.”

… The what who took over what? Yuji scrunches his face. Yaga-gakucho is making even less sense than Gojo-sensei usually does!

“Students. I realize that this may be difficult to explain, but…” the principal sighs. “I’ll be brief. This man is Geto Suguru –or rather, an alternate version of Geto Suguru from another world where he did not become a curse user, and he’s landed in our world by accident. He’s agreed to help us with the current situation, and his strength will be invaluable in countering Kamo Noritoshi and freeing Gojo Satoru.”

Silence.

Okkotsu-senpai slowly lowers his sword, although he appears no less wary. Rika hovers behind him protectively, a menacing specter of violence. “… I think we’re going to need the less-brief explanation of events here, Yaga-gakucho.”

#Writing #zenith of stars au #twin cannons au #geto is just like #man what did my alternate counterpart here DO #also rika??#???#did satoru and shiki teaching you nothing okkotsu #your physical reinforcement using cursed energy is on point #but man i can't believe shiki let you get away with that kind of swordplay #who taught you how to use a sword?

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