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daisynik7 · 5 months

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PLEASE BY ALL MEANS PROPOSE, I AM SO READY 👰🏻‍♀️ *ahem* i mean *cooly leans against the wall with a rose between my teef* hey cutie ;)

wait no, i can’t i’m a poser:( it’s pathetic. i’m kicking my feet, blushing so much rn, the dumbest giggles, this is crazy 🥲 thank you for YOUR kind words, having your support means the world to me and i hope you to be the same for you <3

but it truly is so beautiful, i’ve recently started to love seeing peoples different mediums of expression, whether it’s fanart, series/ film edits, and pics of course!!! i hope that this is something that continues to garner joy for you as a hobby, i surely love it, and i’m glad others love it. you articulate that creativity beautifully and i hope looking back at this page, you’re proud of what you made. 🥹 anime is relatively new for me too, and i feel like i’ve learnt more and appreciated the characters though fics than i do from watching the actual show @gege you are no longer the artist for jujutsu kaisen after what you’ve done, enjoy retirement bb 🥰

and yes PLEASE let me talk about strawberry soju for a sec, first of all you said you based this off a song, i’m only finding results for one song by jesse barrera. A VIBE, we love that. second off, i just need to get it off my chest, i love foodie sasha! third, personally i know you for nanami wips n fics, but what you write for other characters, ART🤌🏼fourth, anything you write i will eat up. shamelessly. just know that :) also yes, kbbq was a special occasion meal for us so yes i get giddy over any reference of korean cuisine!

lastly, i’m so happy to hear that you were able to get out of the house and spend time with those core people, i’d like to take this moment to invite them to our wedding 🫶🏼

i’m not ready for the finale, i’m still not over the fact that they glazed over bertholdt’s death and reiner’s (lack of) reaction, like what? i’m also still considering do i need to continue jjk? probably not, i was just joking about actually being a masochist.🫣

nonetheless; love you my sweet daisy, have a wonderful day/night! 🤍

don't worry, I'm already planning our wedding, honeymoon, and early retirement ;) we're going to be so happy together!! 😭♥️

I will be your biggest cheerleader, I promise you! I love seeing how people express themselves through art. I've always been an avid consumer of fan works (fanart, fan fiction, etc.). I agree that these fics have expanded on the characters much much more than what we're actually given LOL. As much as I appreciate the universe gege has created, these fics feed into my obsession even more and I'll always be grateful to every single writer/artist out there that is contributing to this fandom (and all fandoms in general).

hearing your thoughts on strawberry soju makes me so so happy!! thank you again for reading it ♥️ foodie Sasha is canon, I always imagine here with a hot potato in her pocket for snacking LOL. I have written a lot of Nanami content, but Eren also holds a special place in my heart.

also, we're going to have such bomb ass food at our wedding - filipino and korean cuisine, can it get any better than this?!

ahhhh okay I won't say anything to not spoil you, but I definitely have lots and lots of thoughts about it. can't wait to hear what you think. AND I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS (regarding continuing jjk). Not sure why I'm putting myself through this pain and misery anymore! it's too much!! but the story and characters are so captivating, idk if I can really drop it completely. we shall see...

I LOVE YOU THEA!! hope you're having a great start to your week so far! 💗💗💗

#my lovely thea #lovely moots #my snookums

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robinthenonbnaieywonder · 11 months

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Everybody meet my guardian 's of the Galaxy oc.

Name: spike.

Pronouns: he him his.

Spike is a scientifically engineered porcupine who grew up on half world with rocket, lylla teefs and floor . They became like family to him. With lylla becoming like a mom, teefs becoming like a older brother and floor a little sister. Rocket became a Best friend.

The 2 of them not only shared a cage with floor but where always there for each other . With spike helping rocket with nightmares or treating any wounds that he might have after seeing the high evolutionary. And rocket helping guide spike because he was a

Porcupine he has natural bad eyesight things just looked a bit blurry to spike. Rocket helps make sure that spike doesn't bump into things.

Spike is almost always at a 11 just think Abby from turning red. Always hyping rocket up and cheering him on. Being the first one in rocket 's corner whenever he has a plan. He's normally the more ( ahem) "creative" one of the 2 . Often thinking up of violent ways to distract people. Such as suggesting that they cause a fire in the Castle to distract everyone while rocket takes the reality stone or goop. Although rocket says that they aren't violent just creative.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

When lylla died. Spike was frozen in fear not knowing what to do.

After he escaped with rocket. He decided that he would never feel like that again. Training himself and his defense mechanisms like his quills in order to protect. Out of the 2 thair both equally physically protective of each other. Spike never wanted to feel that helpless ever again. So when rocket, Groot and spike got put in prison with quill and gamora he was immediately in protective mode. Often hissing at anyone who even looks at rocket or Groot the wrong way. He uses his quills to defend himself and thanks to rocket they have some enhancements .

You see on half world. Spike was going through the process of having his quills removed and replace by mechanical ones . Then after they escaped. Spike asked for a upgrade. So now a different quill can do something different. Such as one being able to turn into a bomb. These 2 are always there for each other. As someone who survived the high evolutionary with rocket so he completely understands why rocket acts the way he does. And why he pushes everyone away. Even spike at times. So he knows how reel rocket in . In a way that nobody can. He always wants to protect his friends but once again he couldn't. When Groot decided to sacrifice himself . Spike was immediately on the fence begging Groot not to. That they'll find another way . But it ultimately led to no use .

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 2

By now spike has grown even more protective of rocket. Hissing at ego when he called rocket a "triangle faced monkey" , about to grab one of his quills when quill called rocket a "trash panda" before he saw that rocket had it , hissing at the high priestess Aisha when she talked down to him to all of them before rocket took care of that too, being pretty much the one in rocket 's corner when he stole the analects batteries, and glaring angrily and untrustingly to yondu before he became a ally. He also grew as equally protective over his new family. With Peter Jason quill becoming like the annoying older brother that you only put up with because you have too, gamora becoming like a older sister to him , baby Groot he was instinctively protective over because of what happened to og Groot , dreax becoming like a brother to him , and rocket was already his best friend but now he was the older brother that you idolize . Youndou with the short time they spent together understood him and why he was so protective of his new family and specifically with rocket. And once again his new family was in danger and there was nothing he could do. Even worse spike had to do nothing it was painful but him and rocket both understood what yondu was going to do. At the funeral both rocket and spike comforted each other in little ways. While everyone was gathered around the body. Spike was leaning on rocket. And at the space fireworks thing ( not entirely too sure what that was) . Spike had placed his arm around rocket. Traping him in a side hug . And gently rubbing his arm .

Yep it's time to break some hart's.

If you somehow haven't seen it yet spoilers

He got blipped .

Yep he got blipped.

If you somehow SOMEHOW. got attached to spike don't worry. Endgame so. But

Here's the thing I don't like acknowledging the fact that characters age so we're just going to blip him .

Speaking of endgame.

He comes back, finds rocket and immediately goes in for the save. Because he is sick and tired of not being able to do anything while his friends no while his family gets hurt!!! When he sees gamora again he couldn't believe him eyes buuuuuuuuuut then she didn't recognize who the hell he was and it all began to slowly and painfully full into place for him. He had failed again.

Ya I don't really need to talk about

Thor : love and thunder or the guardians of the Galaxy Holiday special because they don't really have to much to do with rocket. But now we have guardians of the Galaxy volume 3 . Where we have spike reaching the end of this little character arc I've been building for him. You see spike has to learn that as much as he wants to he can't always protect his friends and family. He has been doing anything and everything to protect them. But he has to learn that it's not his fault.

OG Groot was not his fault. He chose to sacrifice himself because he loves rocket and spike. He doesn't need to feel undeserving of that love .

Yondu chose to sacrifice himself for quill.

Gamora got sacrificed by her father. If the power of the avengers, the guardians, all of wakanda , the SCARLET WICH , vision and the God of thunder combined couldn't defeat Thanos. There's no way he could. So no gmora wasn't on him ether.

He just needs to learn that.

That's where nebula comes in. Letting him know just that. Of course the 2 of them got along but thair relationship wasn't quite at the point where he is willing to actually listen to that advice it's only When rocket almost died did spike 's world stop. Once again frozen in fear. But if you've learned anything about spike it's that he refuses to give up on the people that he cares about. So he goes out of his way to help rocket. even if that means some PTSD flashbacks from rewatching rocket getting tortured . Nebula dose what she can to comfort him but with rocket 's life on the line it wasn't easy . So when he wakes up spike broke down hugging him. Apologizing over and over again about not being able to save him or thair new family. But rocket reassures him that everything's okay . And at the end of the day it is spike who helped rocket save some animals. He already has a huge attachment to them. So at the end of the day. He did end up protecting his family.

By the end of the movie here's where everyone ends up.

The legendary star lord decides to stay on earth. Maybe eat a mushroom or 2 of knows.

Gamora stays with the ravengers . And maybe started watching my little pony. I mean they have wifi so why the hell not.

Nebula stays on know where to build a better society . And I don't know play a video game that's based off a bored game or 3 .

Dreax stays on know where with nubla becoming a dad again. And you know he's teaching at least one of those kids how to wrestle.

Mantis well they didn't know what to do with mantis so they just said. So they just go run off somewhere with the Giant alien monsters and I don't know go meet Wednesday Addams or something and we'll make a Disney plus spinoff with you later. ( I don't know feels like this is a good setup for a mantis spinoff).

Rocket is now leader of his own guardians of the Galaxy maybe writing some music if his own.

Spike stays with rocket and the 2 of them are now dating.

And groot is on the team too.

( side note I love that rocket and Groot doesn't get split up) .

And maybe learns how to drive a car or something who knows.

Ok bye 💓

No more guardians 😭😔😭😔

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tinytek · 2 years

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okay so, i am very much interested in your hermit g/t flight rising au. If you wanna share something about it, i'd like so see it. <3 ps ur arts great.

yess thank you both!! this au is currently taking over my brain

(If you don't know, Flight Rising is an online dragon breeding game that you can play here. It has a lot of lore, from the cultures of different dragon breeds to the story of their world and the war they're currently waging with the beastclans (which include harpies ;P))

Okay, so the AU is very grian-mumbo-scar centric. Scar is a pearlcatcher (Shadow flight), Mumbo is a nocturne (Lightning flight), and Grian is a harpy runaway. Here are my scries + Grian's design:

(Grian art is mine ^^)

I have several sketches of Scar, Mumbo, and Grian in my notebook but I don't have high quality pictures right now ;P

Mumbo and Scar have been friends for quite a while now, and travel together. They often tag along the tail end of the Trading Post caravan, traveling from city to city, though they don't tend to interact with the other traders. Scar is a, ahem, salesdragon, NOT a conman. He sometimes sells little gadgets made by Mumbo, and Mumbo also hires himself out to repair existing machines. They're the very last in the caravan, far enough back that they probably don't count as part of it at all, but they follow the same general path.

Oh! Last night (halfway through writing this) I actually added Etho to the AU!

He's a Lightning flight mirror dragon who also regularly travels with the Post. He's an engineer like Mumbo. He wears the mask to hide his sharp teef, because mirrors have a bit of a terrifying reputation as carnivores and hunters ;P

Pearl is a harpy scout and Grian's sister. I have plans for her later, wink wink. Might make a separate post about their relationship.

The main plot revolves around Grian, Mumbo and Scar.

Grian left the roost, dressed as a female harpy, in a roughly made warrior's mask. He was bored at home, tired of being treated like he was fragile, and wanted to be part of the war against dragonkind. (The spirit of chaos and violence that is Grian will never be content to sit around looking pretty.) The first dragons he encountered were Scar and Mumbo, who were alone, and unexpectedly kind to him. They offered to let Grian stay with them, since he was alone and hungry, and he accepted with the intent to spy. He didn't know at the time that spying on a couple of hermits like them wouldn't tell him anything useful. Eventually, though, without his notice, the idea of spying slipped lower and lower on his list of priorities. He started to genuinely like the two. By the time another harpy appears... he's pretty much changed his entire mind about them without realizing until he was forced to confront it.

There’s also this lovely little thing about familiar bonding <3 which is that it’s not consensual and often takes away a lot of a familiar’s free will by making them dependent on their dragon. Familiar bonding is a combination of both passive and active magic. The first stage acts passively and is caused by proximity to a dragon, and cannot be controlled by either party. After that, a dragon being affectionate with the afflicted creature will increase the bond and decrease their free will. A fully familiarized creature is emotionally dependent on dragons and while able to be away from them, must know they can return, and will almost always choose to do so.

Grian... is a free spirit. He doesn’t want to be familiarized. In fact, it terrifies him, not being fully in control of his emotions. He does care for Scar and Mumbo, but he hates that part of his affection for them may be caused by their bonding magic. He hates that he isn’t their equal. He hates that he can’t be too affectionate with them without damning himself to a lifetime of dependency.

And you know what accelerates the bonding process? Warmth, physical touch, emotional closeness. You know where Grian is juuuust small enough to go, which has all of those things? yeah, we both know

a n y ways, if people are interested in this AU, i might post more of my art and ideas about it here! There are noms (obviously) as well as possible nsfw parts (havent decided on that yet) but they’re by no means required reading. The story can be understood easily without either. Both are just meant to drive home the whole “trust and bonding” thing. Def will not be posting any nsfw parts here even if i write them though lol

also send asks about the au if you want anything clarified :D this isnt everything!

#hermitcraft #flight rising au #t!grian #g!scar #g!mumbo #My posts

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imaginationblur · 7 years

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I had an idea, And that idea turned into a Mario fan character

#take a guess where she fits in #the dress and teef give it away ahah #Imagie kid draws #princess violetta #pretty proud of the design :D #not bad kiddo #anyways!#if you wanna know what who and why here you go!#died too young and was lost restless soul #apparently she managed to get into the boo castle and #when I say restless I mean hey you peice of shit quite following me #restless and hyper but pretty smart #so king boo took her in and welp bam #10/10 quality idea #got her a physical form after proving useful and both king boo and violetta became real close and king boo takes real good care of her :)#she likes the boos and reeks havoc on them >:) for fun 'corse #also when you stare at her (ahem Mario) she gets uncomfortable and stops but doesn't become shy. nah she just stops and tells you to quit it

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obaewankenope · 2 years

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What sharks make for the best possible stuffed animal models?

Oh goodness!! Aaaah stuffed plushie shark!

I have one, a Mako shark from the Blue Planet Acquarium which I love. It lives in my room, usually next to my pillow when I sleep, and it's hilarious to wake up to because it's just AAAAAAAH with its mouth next to my face with its embroidered cat-like eyes. I love it!

I called him Greg, by the way.

Buuuut. I guess it depends on the kind of shark plushie you'd want.

If you want one with lots of colour on it, I'd guess a carpet shark of some type. 70s rugs were an eyesore for a reason but I'd guess it'd be cute on a toy... maybe. The Wobbegong shark, which I mention here, has some excellent camouflage that literally looks like someone just made a rug from their grandparents into a shark. Poor thing.

[image source: wikipedia]

But if you want one that looks all RAWR you might consider a Hammerhead or Tiger Shark.

[hammerhead shark, image source: men's journal]

[tiger shark, image source: bbc]

You can always go with a Great White looking all Durrr Dun.... Durr Dun... Durr Dun Durr Dun Durr Durr Durr Durr DUURRRRHNGDGIUHDGUGHDFDHFDHD-

AH MAH LEG.

[image source: livescience]

Ahem.

But honestly, I'm completely biased because if you want a cute looking shark plushie, I have to recommend the Catshark. Lesser (now called the Smaller) Spotted Catsharks are adorable as hell. They don't have big ol' teef to scare you, they have a soft nubby nose not a triangle to end you with, and honestly have adorable expressions.

They also have personalities. Like seriously. They have personalities that scientists have actively observed.

So yeah. I guess the answer is Catshark lol.

[image source: wildlifetrust]

#shark asks #sharks #shark plushie #greg the mako is a great guy #they're a riot #kat answers #kat replies #karikatur #lesser spotted catshark is the term i know. fite me scientific community over terminology #small spotted catshark

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 3 years

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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askmyboys · 3 years

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I’d call these more, my own interpretations instead of just OCs

I’ll tell you how this happened tho, i was literally just comin back from a l o n g ass road trip listenin to the musical and my tired lil brain started thinkin bout these boys and i was like ...what if i just,, made my o w n versions of em? What if I just,, and then boom, out popped well, this-

| Names: Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde

| Nicknames: Jekyll doesn’t much care for nicknames but Hyde calls him Jek, Hen or Hen-Hen, or Henny which he REALLY hates. For the other, it’s either Ed or just simply Hyde ...Jekyll has given him many ‘nicknames’ mostly they are hateful ones tbh.

| Genders: Henry goes by he/him and Hyde goes by he/him and it/its

| Ages: Unknown but they are both adults

| Heights: Jekyll is 5’7” and Hyde is like 6’6” for sure (even tho they inhabit the same body, fuck it, im makin the rules ..andchangingthemfromtheogthing but i say height changes when Hyde’s in control)

| Species/Races: Henry’s a human ofc and Hyde? Honestly, idk what this thing is, all i can tell you is he’s stinky

| Eye Colors: Jekyll’s eyes are a Baby Blue color and Hyde’s eyes are Blood Red (ooh e d g y man)

| Hair Colors: Jekyll’s hair is honestly a messy curly undercut and the color of it is a dark brown and he has gray on the sides meanwhile Hyde’s hair is Black and in a spiked quiff style and he also has gray on the sides

| Skin Colors/Body Types: Jek’s a BIT pale but Hyde’s a much more- his skin is definitely more so a Whitish Gray kinda color so it’s definitely more noticeable than Jek’s skin if you look close enough at that (things do have to change when a certain one is in control of the body, can’t be EXACTLY the same or else it might give away that their the same person hehe) and their body types don’t really change- Jek’s body type is skinny (nothing TOO bad ofc, just a tad bit) if Hyde had his own body he’d definitely be a more average kinda bulkier build.

| Appearances: Okay first things first- they both have circle beards EXCEPT Hyde’s is a LOT more scruffier (he also has thicker sideburns btw!) and a BIT more grown out than Jek’s which is trimmed a bit more and groomed perfectly.

Jekyll usually has the typical lab coat on and a baby blue turtleneck underneath it, he also has blue pants that he wears with it as well and some oxford shoes that match the outfit, he also wears circle glasses as well (they help him see a lot better p much whereas when Hyde’s in control he doesn't really need em actually) Henry has a GOOD amount of scars all over his body, whether it be by accident, inflicted on purpose, or something more… It’s partially why he keeps his turtleneck on mostly and the lab coat helps as well- he’s ashamed of the scars and he tries to hide them especially so no one will worry about him, also for some more minor details- he wears a black watch on his wrist as well (he has no piercings or nothin like that) that’s p much it for Jek tbh, his features are p much 100% human so uh yeye

Now onto Hyde’s outfit- And yes, keep in mind- he’s still kinda,, an entity or whatever the fuck he is inside Henry’s body essentially but he DOES change his clothes when going out- his main one for going out is usually a black cloak he wears around himself (the outfit underneath is a black suit vest with a long dark red tie (his shirt underneath the suit vest is a dark red long sleeved shirt), he also wears black pants, and dark red oxford shoes, and of course he’s got a black top hat on (the band on it is red, definitely keeping a black n red themed appearance here aint he?) (his other outfits, hm I can leave up to the imagination tbh this is just for when he’s travelling around and so other people don’t spot him nearly as easily, especially when it’s n i g h t t i m e…) he’ll wear whatever the fuck he wants, and it doesn’t have to be fancy in the s l i g h t e s t- he has a variety of options.

He also has pointed ears, razor sharp teeth (got them bear trap teeth but not only that, he’s got a lot more s e c r e t teefs than that ;) he’s a lot more monstrous on the inside than the outside i’ll say that much, Jek’s n Hyde’s anatomy does change and transform depending on who gains control ...honestly it probs hurt to have your body transform and shift like that ouchie) he also has multiple tongues, he has claws that he painted black and red for the a e s t h e t i c s ya know- and hell at this point he might as well have tentacles ...He might- but I mean if you really wanna know, fuck around and find out for yourself and fuck it- he also has a dark red devil style tail since he wanna act like fuckin Satan himself smh

...I made him a lot more monstrous than originally planned but eh its fitting- bc this is Jek’s body even with a LOT of changes in these regards, he’s got the same scars n such as that, he also wears black and red spiral gauges in his ears (I should also say, he can technically hide these features to make himself appear more human, i didnt originally intend on giving him any actual monstrous features except maybe sharp teeth, claws, n the pointed ears but here we are, he still gotta not arouse suspicion around him too much tho) also his eyes have dark circles around them, not because he’s a tired man he’s just a fucking- hellish bastard who loves to look intimidating.

| Personalities: Let’s uhh start off with Jekyll because he’s better and nicer and not nasty and gross n smelly looking- He’s kind, sweet, compassionate, caring, honestly wouldn’t hurt a fly himself- could never willingly hurt someone! A sweet babey man! He’s very intelligent- I mean,, he IS a Doctor after all, he takes pride in his work but it’s not that overbearing narcissistic type pride, he’s just proud of the breakthroughs he’s made ...Granted, there is one “breakthrough” he wished he could take back .. -glancing slowly at Hyde in the reflection of the mirror- ahem- but he’s always been pretty outgoing but a lot has changed since, that abomination came into his life, sure he still tries his best to be a good person, he tries his very damnedest to find some sorta way to separate or better yet a way to destroy this evil vile beast that plagues his and everyone else’s lives! He’d rather destroy Hyde than separate from him because even then, it's still back to square one only with worse damage since he’d be of his own free will now.

He shuts himself away in his Lab a LOT, as much as he can anyways to avoid going out and risking something more happening to anyone else, of course…

There is no avoiding the outside world forever, he needs things to eat and drink, he needs things to keep his body functioning and not to mention not going outside could drive him, well, more insane than he already feels he is- He just tries to be as quick as he can about it before the other takes control or tries to, Jek definitely has a lotta anxieties and fears, and ya know at this point I mean,, hell- the man’s got trauma- Sometimes he wonders if any of this is actually real, if he had just gone insane and was just imagining all this, sometimes his head hurt because of all the thoughts and potential scenarios along with their outcomes plagued his mind, he feels a lot of things he never thought he’d feel towards anyone, he feels anger and hatred toward Hyde but in a way aside from feeling so negatively toward the other, he can’t help but admire the way Hyde wishes to just simply l i v e, and even before this beast became apart of him… He was always anxious deep down and almost scared to take that jump when needed.

But Hyde? Hyde doesn’t seem to even c a r e! That thing lives it’s life without any care whatsoever, he doesn’t have any anxieties or fears at all it seems! In a way, Henry might even be a lil envious toward the other’s carefree attitude and that he’s free of anxieties and fears ...H-He still doesn’t want the other around, he still wishes to destroy Hyde of course, even with the envy and maybe a slight bit of admiration he has his morals and principals, and if Hyde continues to exist or w o r s e gets his own body it could prove v e r y perilous.

Now onto… Eugh, Hyde- The bastard man himself- He’s stinky- an evil bastard who really needs just a good punch in the face (god don't do it yourself tho, he’ll probs eat ur entire arm) Hyde’s absolutely disgusting, will do ANYTHING to get what he desires, he can be narcissistic in some regards, VERY prideful and greedy in many ways, he isn’t above committing murder like really, was he EVER above it? If he wanted, he’d literally murder you not even for a bag of corn chips but literally just one, psh- selling you to satan for one? Bah that’s amateur’s work! He’s somehow a minor inconvenience who can commit REALLY nasty and horrible atrocities at the same time if he feels like it, if he finds out something annoys you or REALLY pisses you off he’s going to keep doing it, he will literally try driving you insane just for the fun of it, really at this point it doesn’t seem like he HAS much of a goal but to just l i v e and cause chaos, destruction, and mayhem wherever he goes, he despises Jekyll in many ways, one being for trying to destroy him first and foremost but also Henny is just s o fucking weak, such a weak man with far too many anxieties, fears, etc- He’d be SO much better of a man if he’d simply let Hyde take control and STAY in control!

It’d make everything a lot easier, then Jek wouldn’t have to worry about ANYTHING ever again! No more of that pathetic nonsense! If it were possible, Hyde would absolutely l o v e to have his own body, separate from Jekyll, that way he could have his own life separate from that pathetic weakling’s! But… Even then, Jekyll and Hyde are one, in many ways they are absolutely apart of one another, two sides of the same coin, even with their MAJOR differences in personality and Hyde almost seeming like an entirely different entity just merely possessing Jekyll, after all, Hyde will admit it himself, he spawned from deep within Jekyll’s mind, he’s tried to get the other to see time and time again that he’s always been apart of the other deep down, Jek’s always had a more mad and evil side to him! Even if the other will deny this and take the denial to his grave, Hyde always persists in trying to get the other to see the truth in front of his eyes!

Aside from that tho, Hyde is just generally a dick and loves to mess with Jek and terrify him sometimes for literally no reason, hell he could be bored one day and decide “Hey Henny, fuck you, you suck” he loves to start drama, he loves to cause problems on purpose- Both of them would give anything to separate from each other, even if Hyde knows the truth deep down bout the both of them, even if he were always originally a part of Jekyll, it didn’t matter, that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to get his own body, away from that pathetic coward of a man!

| Side Facts: Jekyll rarely ever gets to relax or any free time, he’s too worried to give himself that in fear he’ll lose control, he’s almost CONSTANTLY fighting to keep control over the other, even though he knows it's physically impossible to do so, after all, he can’t stay awake forever, sure that doesn’t stop him from trying to stay awake as long as he can before his body practically forces him to pass out and he’s MUCH weaker than he used to be, I mean hell, given how long Jekyll seems to have been around, fighting SO much and almost EVERY single day has practically worn his body down but whenever there is an opportunity for any “free” time he usually spends it trying to figure out an antidote or a way to get rid of Hyde (I will say, before Hyde REALLY started doing bastardous n horrendous things, Jek would still get annoyed with him bc he was always that way but he actually, I’d say tolerated him more so than he does by now) and Hyde even- well, he still disliked Henry IMMENSELY so, but he definitely wasn’t as bad or as awful as he is to the other now, it was more so I tolerate you and we dont have to seriously fight or struggle with each other for control and back then Jek would even sometimes let Hyde have control.

But then… A serious incident (I wont name what exactly) but a serious incident that happened caused the two to absolutely despise each other (i didnt say up there, yes, Hyde absolutely despises Jekyll but there is some heavily hidden admiration in regards to the other’s determination, his persistence, and even somewhat of his creativity, Jekyll despite being an annoying nuisance in Hyde’s way, he does have some admirable things about him) but anyway- ever since that incident occurred, Jek has tried almost EVERYTHING he knew of to get rid of Hyde, even if separation from his body would still be bad bc that could mean Hyde would obtain his own body honestly? I believe Jekyll would still take that opportunity if he were given it, if he needed, he’d try and find someway to stop Hyde’s evil, maybe it’d be easier even if the other had his own body, he didn’t know, he just wishes he could be free from all this torment and agony like gosh damn give this man a b r e a k. Give him some fruit gummies and an appy juice carton and leave him be!

When Hyde is in control he wastes little time in finding things to do, being able to be out, to see the world, the world ripe for chaos and destruction, he wastes little time in getting straight to work with whatever his devious lil mind wants to think of- also for more monstrous purposes, back up there, I was p vague with the mention of teeth on his insides- p much teeth going down his throat and hell who knows, the bastard probably has teeth on the inside of his stomach at this rate- Another not so fun fact, this man can unhinge his jaw! Yaaay so u can see sharp teefs! ...He does have to kinda set his jaw back in place though bc god forbid Jek takes control then.

Smh imagine taking back control of your body only to have a fucking dislocated j a w wouldn’t that be hellish?

Hyde rarely ever does this for a few reasons- he only does it if he’s in the mood for just takin a big chomp outta someone (big chompy) just, just please- lock this thing away- or kill it, it's a menace to society and deserves nothing good- two more things btw, tbh I genuinely wasnt even considering inhuman features at first but ya know, I compromised- he has them he just chooses to hide them more often and speaking of, while Hyde says he’s always been apart of Jekyll (well this version I made anyway) that deep down their two sides of the same coin, can you really believe him? I mean, I’m not going to spoil it and tell ya anything in that regard, but who knows, who knows what Hyde REALLY is, whether or not he’s always been apart deep down inside of Jek or just some form of entity that spawned via that wonderful little formula.

And the final thing is, their voices are p much based on the musical ones' voices- Hyde’s is that deeper n raspier kinda voice while Jek’s is much softer and ya know POLITE sounding.

#my own versions #im not gonna tag them as OCs or anything like that #so they get an entirely different tag #jekyll and hyde #we have one himbo doctor who honestly shoulda known better smh and then we have one bastard #who needs to be put on a fucking leash

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xax-xigbar-xemnas-ansem · 5 years

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Bio of Dark Shark

~ ~ ~ ~Ansem~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Birthday ~~ March 28

Nickname ~~ Dark Shark from Reign because of my amazing hair 'Fins' that sh-DO NOT TOUCH THEM BOI!!

Family Life ~~ I didn't grow up on my own, I was a piece of....others. I do not care for them, save for my brother. Now, I love my new family and they certainly keep me on my toes. It is nice not to be alone.

Favorite Animal ~~ Sharks I guess, thanks to a certain somebody. I am rather fond of Shadows. Snakes are also rather....adorable.

Favorite Color ~~ Red and black

Favorite Movie ~~ I'm fond of scary movies that are done well like IT, the Thing, and Salem's Lot. It's a pitty there aren't more good scary movies.

Favorite Show ~~ I don't watch TV, despite a certain someone's sad attempts to make me watch Game of Thrones. It simply takes too much time, I'd rather not invest.

Favorite Cartoon ~~ Did you just ask the (Yelling intensifies) KING OF DARKNESS WHAT HIS FAVORITE.................Teen Titans was cute.......

Favorite Food ~~ Tiramisu, it is a weakness. So soft and so rich and so-nevermind. It-It's Tiramisu.

Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream ~~ Coffee, bonus if it contains caffiene

Favorite Candy ~~ I suppose jawbreakers? (Reign shouts from behind, "To sharpen little SHARK TEEF!") Ugh.

Do you Drink? ~~ Erm, coffee?

Hobby ~~ I enjoy reading or playing video games while listening to music.

Religious ~~ *Snort*...How amusing

Favorite Video Game ~~ I have a soft spot for Silent Hill and Resident Evil 2...also...um, Animal Crossing. Ahem.

Last thing you did today? ~~ I made myself a nice hot cup of tea to enjoy before my bath. It's my relaxing ritual before bed-GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY CUP OR I'LL RIP THEM OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM!!!

Childhood Memory ~~ I don't have my own memories from before, my earliest memories simply as me however...Perhaps when I first met Sora and Reign in Destiny Island beside those odd drawings.

Last Purchase? ~~ I bought some smooth tea to make a pitcher and a new Disturbed CD from their new album.

What would you do with a billion dollars? ~~ I would own a lot more music. And I guess I would use it to take care of the peasants that live with me.

Describe yourself ~~ DARKNESS

How would others describe you ~~ I'm an Aries so I can be a bit fiesty. I'm sure it would have something to do with that or some smartass comment about my hair.

Favorite Pokemon ~~ Reign bought me a Sharpedo plushie so I do like those, Gengar is a classic and so is Houndoom. But I would say Mewtwo, I understand him.

Most expensive thing you own ~~ Reign bought me some wonderful headphones with little skulls on them and they have incredible bass.

Most precious thing you own ~~ My coffee mug that Xigbar bought that has a photo with all four of us on the outside.

Stuffed Animals ~~ Srsly?

Favorite Season ~~ Autumn, the reds in the trees and the perfect weather are divine. Also, Halloween.

Strange or Funny Memory ~~ There are teas that help you diet, but it doesn't say on there what it does to you to force you to lose weight. DO NOT DRINK THEM, trust me...

#Ansem #Ansem SOD #KH3 #kingdom hearts #What happened with the tea #Dear god did you not read the label #Sharkgottheruns

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