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jermer10 · 2 months

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Hi!

I was wondering if you could write for the mercs (all if possible, if not it's your choice who) dating a enemy reader. Headcanons or a drabble are fine.

Love the fics!

TF2 mercs dating an enemy reader

suggestive, gn reader | thanks for the ask anon!!

drabbles under the cut :P

Scout: - the least caring about the fact that you're an enemy merc - "game is game!" you want to strangle him - would make a point out of trying to dominate you during a match, specifically seeking you out just to kill you over and over again - if you're dating scout you're likely just as competitive - and you're also likely to win these little games - "scout! come here for a sec~" he is already half way there, under the assumption that he was gonna 'get a piece' of you - you're 5 seconds into your makeout session, his hands ravaging your body, when you raise your gun and shoot him straight through the chin - he is fucking fuming, you're laughing your ass off - holding it over you if he wins a match, becoming super pissy if he doesn't - the only way to calm him down to shower him with compliments

Soldier: - the hardest to win over, he is patriotic to his heart and also incredibly stupid - would genuinely assume that your flirting is malicious, trying to rile him up and confuse him into surrendering - it's not until you have him cornered, he's ready to fight with his fists or go out trying, when you ask him out instead - he will decline, and you shoot him cleanly in the head before skipping away - but it sits with him - and he starts to notice every little thing you do, internally praising your usage of weapons, your pure bloodlust - he corners you and....proposes? - "oooone step at a time bud" - will still kill you during battle, but does so in a loving way instead - whatever that even means

Pyro: - it's not hard to befriend pyro - they treat their friends and enemies quite similar, hell, they even attack their own teammates sometimes - so when you approach them outside of a battle, how could they say no to a new friend? - the enemy team hates this, believing the only reason for your presence to be malign - eventually everyone grows used to you, you even begun repping their colour when you were there as not to stand out too much - on the battlefield you two often sneak off together to light shit on fire or prank other mercs - they find hurting you......undesirable? so it seems? - they tend to focus on everyone else around you rather than harming you in any way - really a sweetheart under all of that...fireproof asbestos lined suit?

Demoman: - finds the idea of dating someone who's supposed to be his enemy very hot - he meets you on the battlefield, drunkenly flinging everything he has at you, and somehow you're avoiding all of his attacks - explosions erupting from behind you, it's something like a scene from a movie - he is obsessed with you - you don't officially declare your relationship at first, sneaking off to screw and make out instead of doing typical couple things - eventually, he has to ask, "what are we?" you just laugh and lean in for an uncharacteristically passionate kiss - that's all he needed - you're attached to the hip, but you're not against murdering him either - your team hates him. just straight up.

Heavy: - absolutely refuses to engage with your flirtatious behaviour - you're immature and desperate, he tells himself - so why does he lay there late at night thinking about you? - it becomes harder to hide his apparent feelings for you, leading to some heated sexual tension - he wants you, bad, and here you were defenseless, cowering with a nervous grin and spewing your usual sickening ramblings - he can't help but kiss you in the moment rather than what he should be doing which is shooting you - he doesn't even care, he just needs this more than anything - and this becomes a regular thing until you ask him out - "are we not already in relationship?" - your team is too scared of him to say something about his involvement with you, and his team....is also too scared of him to say anything about you

Engineer: - he can't keep his eyes off you, he can't even bring himself to attack you, and worst of all he actively disables the rest of his team trying to protect you - you cared so deeply for your teammates, even a blind man could see that in the way you fought so fiercely for them - engie is absolutely smitten - they push him into telling you, lamenting about needing their engie to focus in battle and that maybe confessing would itch the scratch - it does not, in fact, itch the scratch - he told you, the dynamic between both teams shift - you become the parents of both teams, having large group hangouts and dinners together - no one really wants to...kill eachother anymore..? - of course it's still your job to kill one another, but now it feels more like a game between buddies than a real fight

Medic: - he becomes completely obsessive over you, becoming enraged at the idea of his teammates killing you - he is the only one who should be able to kill you, and he wants it to hurt, he hates you, and he hates the way you make him feel - his teammates catch on rather quickly and decide to put it into perspective for him, making him realize that he really just has a crush on you - he will only slightly change his behavior after this, now he flirts with you right before he kills you (awwww!) - when you ask him out, he's shocked! - obviously he says yes, he wants you more than he's wanted anyone - there's a passion there that both of your teams are incredibly disturbed by, so they try to ignore it the best they can, which is not very well - at least this brings them closer? i guess??

Sniper: - he would have been stalking you through the scope of his rifle long before you asked him out - and you knew this, testing him by walking through his line of sight, taking an excruciatingly long time to kill one of his teammates, bending over a lot more than usual - you reveled in the way he would intentionally miss his shots, his way of flirting with you, beckoning you to come say hello - and when you finally do it's the kickstart of a relationship that no one sees coming and that you don't keep as secret as you think - you often sneak off to rest up in his sniper nests, sharing some kisses before returning to the fight - you practically live in his van outside of work, some of your teammates just assume you're off training or running errands, the more observant ones having sneaking suspicions that you're skipping off to see your star-crossed lover

Spy: - he actually does hate you at first - spy is very competitive, in ways that aren't always obvious to others - you're racking up kills, he's been dominated by you at least 20 times, and he's growing increasingly aggressive - eventually he lands a hit on you, slashing your arm pretty bad, your gun skidding across the cement, too far out of reach - and instead of killing you, he kicks your gun back over to you with a heavy sigh, you're at a loss for words - "fuck you for making me feel zhis way" he pulls you up by the collar and next thing you know you're both sneaking off to screw - he tells you this was a one time thing, but it's evident that he doesn't really feel that way - not with the way he looks at you, the genuine love he has for you is so foreign to him that he often mistakes it for lust - you take it slow, and you do it quietly, it's your own little thing

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vanteguccir · 3 months

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The right love for me | M.S.

Matt Sturniolo x fem!oc (Elena)

Summary: Where Elena and Matt grew up together, fell in love as kids but realized too late. Will there be any hope for them?

Warning: A little angst and mentions of cheating.

Word count: 4.5k

Author's note: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.

Part 2

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Elena was born and raised in Boston, in a two-story house, next door to one of the most beautiful houses in the city, but not because of its external beauty, but because of who lived inside.

Elena grew up being the next-door neighbor of the Sturniolo triplets, she also studied at the same school as the three of them, these two factors made her and the trio become almost a fantastic quartet.

The four of them grew up together, ran down the street every day together, got dirty with dirt and mud on rainy days together, played cooking together (they were forced by her) and, best of all, they made mini "vlogs" together throughout their childhood and pre-adolescence, becoming literally inseparable.

Nick was Elena's confidant, always there to listen to her and give faithful advice to the girl, giving her a shoulder to cry on and a company to laugh when needed. Nick trusted Elena with his eyes closed and loved her with all his heart, so much so that she was the first one he came out to.

Chris was her partner in crime, the two grew up playing pranks on their parents, brothers (on his side) and neighbors. Chris saw Elena as his anchor, losing count of how many times he entered the girl's room through the window in the early hours of the morning to vent or just to be able to sleep with her company, dispelling his biggest fears.

Matt was a different case. Matt was the boy who took her as his date to every school dance and accompanied her to every friend's party. Matt was the boy who bought Elena flowers every week and took her to the city's summer amusement parks, always making sure to get her a different teddy bear. Matt was the boy who made her heart flutter, but also stay in a sacred calm; that made her body freeze, but also warm with affection. He was the one who introduced the feeling of love to her...

But who said he did anything about it? Despite acting almost like her boyfriend, Matt was afraid of rejection, after all, his heart belonged 100% to Elena and he couldn't bear having it completely stolen from him if she denied it. And that's why, out of a silly but genuine fear, he lost her.

At the age of 17, Elena moved to New York with her parents after her mother received a job offer that she couldn't refuse and that would open doors for her career. Seeing her leave was one of the hardest things Matt has been through, but the most painful was seeing her post on Instagram, 6 months after she left. Elena was dating, and it wasn't him.

Over time, things changed, the triplets moved to Los Angeles and grew dramatically on social media, becoming extremely well-known and loved on the Internet.

And Elena... well, Elena finished school and started International Relations at NYU, working at a coffee shop near her house so she could save money, since she was engaged. That's right, her boyfriend, Jeremy, of almost 2 years had asked her to marry him. It was a big shock and Elena had to think a lot before accepting, but it was her dream, to have a successful career and raise a family. Right?

Elena and Jeremy were in the middle of a month of decisions for the wedding, decoration, food, cake, clothes, etc., so Elena was feeling overwhelmed, it was a lot on her mind, and she found herself wondering if that was really what she wanted. Therefore, the girl (now woman) decided to pay a visit to her grandparents, who still lived in Boston. Cooling down in a place more than familiar to her seemed ideal now.

Elena just didn't expect that her grandmother would tell Mary Lou, and that Mary would tell Nick, who would tell his brothers, generating a secret collective trip to Boston. The triplets were dying to see Elena, after all, it had been 2 years since they had seen her best friend, or, in Matt's case, crush.

It was a Saturday morning when Elena landed in Boston, quickly grabbing her small suitcase and hailing a taxi at the airport's main pedestrian entry and exit gate, giving as her destination address her grandparents' house, which coincidentally, was on the same street where she grew up.

Elena planned to stay in Boston only until the next day, Sunday, since Monday she had classes again and she was going back to work, besides she knew that if she stayed much longer away from home, from Jeremy, he would lose his mind.

It didn't take long for Elena to arrive at her destination. The girl got out of the car after paying the taxi driver and took her suitcase from the trunk, thanking him once again before she knocked on the front door, waiting.

It was a big surprise for her when her grandfather opened the door and behind him were her best friends, Nick was holding a sign that said "WELCOME BACK, ELENA! WE MISSED YOU ♡", while Chris was holding three packets of her favorite candy in his hands and Matt held a bouquet of flowers that almost hid his red face, Elena wondered if it was from embarrassment or the heat from the summer.

The girl dropped the suitcase, bringing her right hand to her mouth, covering half of her surprised expression. She felt her eyes fill with tears, God, how she missed the three boys.

Next to her were her grandparents, with big smiles on their faces and bright eyes, watching her with a mix of affection and pride.

"Oh my God, you guys are crazy! What are you doing in Boston? I thought you were in LA!" Elena exclaimed, her voice cracking mid-sentence with high emotions.

"We were, but Grandma told our mom that you were coming here today and I couldn't handle missing my best friend anymore." Nick said as he placed the poster on the couch. He turned quickly and ran to the girl, hugging her tightly. The action seemed to wake Matt and Chris, who quickly moved and formed a mini line behind the oldest.

"Damn, you look old" Chris joked when his brother got out of the hug, laughing loudly when Elena hit his forehead. "Here, to sweeten your life." He scoffed, handing the candy packets to her.

"I have to check if these aren't sour candies, coming from you I expect everything." Elena joked, taking the candies and placing them on top of her suitcase. She opened her arms and hugged Chris momentarily.

Chris pulled away as they separated and positioned himself next to Nick, the two exchanging glances before turning their gaze to Matt.

"They're pink tulips, I hope they're still your favorites" Matt stepped forward, showing the full bouquet before handing it to her.

"Oh Matt, they're beautiful! Thank you" Elena received the bouquet, smelling them quickly and mentally punishing herself for blushing.

Matt smiled widely and watched her for a few seconds, only breaking out of his trance when he heard Elena's grandfather make a fake cough. The boy shook his head and walked away, lowering his gaze to the ground.

Elena quickly placed the bouquet on the coffee table and finally greeted her grandparents, placing kisses on their age-marked cheeks.

"Let's take these things to your room and make plans for the weekend!" Nick spoke loudly, throwing the candies to Chris and taking the small suitcase in his hands, before starting to climb the stairs without waiting for anyone.

Elena laughed loudly as she heard Chris swear at Nick as he bent down to pick up the packages that fell at his feet. Matt shook his head, smiling as he saw the girl take the bouquet with extreme delicacy.

The three following the oldest up the stairs.

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Hours later, the quartet found themselves in the triplets parents car, parked at the Mc Donald's they grew up going to, while eating their favorite burguers and catching up on conversations. They spent the afternoon driving around the places they went when young, which made Elena's heart warm, she missed that, that feeling of calm, without any burden, without obligations or responsibilities, just the interest of being happy.

During that early morning, Elena woke up to the sound of rocks hitting her window, which she quickly recognized. What surprised her was that when she got up and approached the window it wasn't Chris there, but Matt.

"What are you doing here?" Elena asked in a whisper after opening her window, squinting her eyes as she tried to better see Matt's silhouette in the pitch black night.

"Let me in." Matt whispered back, ignoring her question as he looked down to check if he wasn't about to fall off the edge of the roof.

Elena sighed and walked to the side, giving Matt space to enter through the window, closing it shortly after to stop the night wind of entering the room.

"What are you doing here at this time?" Elena asked again, sitting on the edge of her bed and watching him.

"As if I didn't pay you visits in the early hours of the morning before." He responded smiling, sitting on the bed and dragging himself until his back was against the headboard and his legs were stretched out on the mattress. He slapped his hand on the space beside him, looking at Elena.

The girl sighed but smiled, following his silent request.

"I missed you" Matt commented. "It's strange to live life without you with us"

"I miss you too" Elena replied, looking at him. "It's strange to only keep in touch on the phone and find out about some things through social media" She continued, receiving a nod from the brunette.

"You still have them" Matt realized as he noticed all the teddy bears he got for Elena piled up on top of the dresser next to the closet.

"Of course I have them, why would I throw them away? They're cute and remind me that you're actually good at something" She scoffed, receiving a light push from the boy.

"As if you weren't rooting like crazy for me while I was trying to hit the game targets" He mocked back, seeing Elena roll her eyes with a big smile on her face.

"Obviously, getting teddy bears is better than buying them, have you seen the prices of these little things?" Elena gave a low laugh when she saw Matt open his mouth exaggeratedly, soon after the two burst into laughter together.

"So, are you really going to get married?" Matt asked suddenly after they calmed down, looking directly at her.

"Yeah, I will" She replied, lowering her gaze to her hands, specifically to the silver ring on her left ring finger.

"You don't look very excited" He commented, making the girl sigh.

"I just... I don't know, I'm so young, you know? I'm only 20, getting married seems a bit drastic right now, but Jeremy thinks it will be good for our future, us having the same last name will help in the office" She replied, furrowing his eyebrows.

"What does he do for a living again?" The brunette asked.

"He currently works at his father's office and studies law," Elena said, noticing the grimace he made at her response. "What?"

"He doesn't seem like your type. In fact, he seems like quite a daddy's boy." Matt commented, regretting it seconds later after seeing Elena's eyebrows raise in surprise.

"And what do you know about my type, Matthew?"

"I'm sorry, ignore what I said" Matt intervened quickly, the last thing he wanted was to fight with Elena now, knowing that after that Sunday, he didn't know when he would see her again. Maybe at her wedding, the boy felt himself shudder at the thought.

Elena sighed.

"You know that my dream has always been to be successful with my career and have my own family. Us getting married would give me both... Having his last name, I will be able to start my International Relations profession within the office that soon will be his, which will make me grow faster on the career, and I'll have my own family." Elena spoke while gesturing.

"Sounds like there's a lot of self-interest involved" Matt commented.

"Matthew!" The girl exclaimed, making him raise his arms in a sign of redemption.

"Sorry, sorry." He sighed. "I remember, you know."

"What?" Elena looked at him confused.

"How you always wanted a family, when we were kids me, Nick and Chris were always messing around and you were playing mommy with your barbies. You wouldn't let go of that damn Baby Alive even if you were paid to, always taking her everywhere." Matt let out a laugh as he remembered, making Elena laugh along as she saw her own smaller figure running after the triplets with her doll in hands.

"You can't say anything, you always took care of my Baby Alive when I asked you to" The girl replied with a wide smile, watching Matt roll his eyes exaggeratedly while she laughed as quietly as she could.

The brunette turned to her to rebut, but stopped in his action, reinforcing in his mind every detail of the face of the girl who had his heart in her hands, details that he had memorized a long time ago and still found himself remembering and tracing in his mind on sleepless nights.

The two stared deeply at each other for what seemed like an eternity, before Elena looked away and fake coughed.

"Just think about your decision Elena." Matt asked softly before getting up from the queen sized bed.

"Where are you going?" Elena looked at him again, her eyes pleading, as if she was afraid he would leave her there, alone and without him.

"I'm going back home, if my mother wakes up and doesn't see me in bed in the morning, I'm sure she'll freak out, and the situation won't turn out very well for us." He spoke with a sigh, going to the window and opening it, looking back one last time, before moving outside, closing it again before disappearing from the girl's vision.

Elena stood still for a few minutes, processing the conversation and that last moment, feeling her heart sink at the thought of not seeing the boy again for a long time after Sunday. It felt like a goodbye.

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On the next day, Elena woke up significantly early as she felt the sun's rays coming through her window. As she opened her eyes, ready to complain about why it was so bright in the room, she remembered Matt leaving and how she forgot to get up and close the curtains.

The girl sighed, before getting up and getting ready for the day. She felt excited to be able to see her friends again, but her heart ached at the thought that that very night she would leave again.

After getting ready, Elena took her cell phone and saw a message left by Jeremy.

"I hope you're having a good time there. I can't wait to have you here again today, I can't stop looking at the wedding catalogues. Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla cake? xx, jeremy"

Elena sighed again, it's obvious she preferred vanilla, how did he not know that? The girl shook her head, deciding to answer him another time.

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"What are we doing today?" Nick asked as they found themselves in front of the triplets' door, as they had done years before.

"I thought we'd go to the amusement park, the one that only opens in the summer, you know? Like old days." Matt suggested. Elena looked at him when she heard about the park, quickly looking away when she saw him already looking back at her. She needed to stop this.

"Let's go then!" Chris spoke loudly, running over to his parents' car again, fiddling with the passenger door handle impatiently, begging Matt to unlock it.

Elena laughed at the action, running to the car too and soon getting into the back seat, sitting behind Chris's group, having a view of the driver's seat.

A few minutes later the four arrived at the amusement park and started going on the basic rides, which the four liked, bumper cars, roller coasters and carousel.

"Can we go on the ferris wheel?" Elena asked, puting her hands in a sign of prayer and looking at the three of them with a pleading look.

"I'm not going, it's too boring. I want to go to the arcade area" Chris replied, ignoring the girl who was begging.

"I want to go to the arcade too!" Nick shouted, raising his hand like a child and approaching Chris, making Elena roll her eyes and cross her arms with a huff.

"I'll go with you." Matt said looking at Elena, who smiled big, taking his hand and dragging him through the park to the ferris wheel line, ignoring the taller man's protests.

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"Wow, I don't remember the last time I entered a cabin like that" Matt commented, closing the small door behind him and sitting on the single bench next to Elena, who smiled as she nodded and looked at the outside view through the cabin's glass window.

Matt found himself watching her, taking note of her profile, feeling himself falling in love with her all over again.

It didn't take long for the wheel to start moving, the cabin swayed a little making Elena let out a surprised sound, holding onto Matt's arm to steady herself.

"Sorry, I don't remember it moving that much" She commented, smiling awkwardly as she took her hand off the boy's arm, watching him wave his hand like it was nothing.

The two focused their eyes outside the cabin, taking note of the people who looked like little ants as the cabin rose higher, the blue sky with few clouds, the light breeze that blew and the birds that passed by in the distance. Elena looked at the cabin ahead and saw a couple cuddling each other, smiling big as they also watched the view, and she found herself trying to remember if she had ever been through that with Jeremy, but her mind came out was blank.

Her chest tightened as she realized that she had never even been to an amusement park with Jeremy, or a park, or a romantic walk. With Jeremy it was always all about work and having the perfect status.

Her gaze changed from the couple to Matt, noticing that he was also looking at the couple, but quickly his blue eyes focused on her as well.

"I love being able to look at you up close like this," Matt whispered, as if he was afraid of speaking too loudly and end what they were having.

Elena smiled, blushing, but forcing herself not to look away from him, she didn't want to miss that moment for anything. Her eyes took in all the little details of Matt's face, his sparkling blue eyes with dilated pupils, his nose perfectly shaped and the right size for his face, his cheekbones slightly reddened by the heat, his big, messy hair, his beard starting to appear again due to the time without shaving it... She felt like she could stay there forever.

Matt moved slightly closer, stopping with his mouth centimeters from hers, seeming to wait to see if she would pull away, which she didn't. Elena held herself in place, yearning to feel him.

Matt, realizing that there was no movement on her part, moved closer until their lips touched, and Elena felt that everything she read in romance books about the sensations of electricity through her body and the fireworks around her when kissing her right person was true.

Matt let out a sigh through his nose at the sensation, feeling instant relief and as if a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He never wanted to leave there again.

It was just a touch of lips, but it was enough for them at that moment. It was exactly what they needed.

Elena pulled away first, still with her eyes closed, trying to prolong the feeling and sensations in her body and mind. When she opened her eyes, she noticed Matt already looking at her, smiling broadly, and she returned the smile.

"I love you." Matt blurted out, making Elena's eyes widen. "Elena, I'm sorry for not having said or done anything before, but I've loved you for as long as I can remember, since the first flower I plucked from my mother's garden and gave to you, since the first time you gave me your Baby Alive for me to take care of as if it were the most precious thing in the world, since the first day you asked me to kiss your scraped knee to heal it. I've loved you for so long and I was an idiot for not saying it. And it's okay if you don't want me, you're engaged, you have a life in New York and... Asking you to leave all of this is impossible, but I needed to tell you."

Before Elena could process it, the bubble around the two seemed to burst as the ferris wheel stopped and their turn was over, the little cabin door opening again.

Matt cleared his throat, getting up and helping Elena out. When they both touched their feet on the floor, Elena felt her cell phone vibrate, picking it up only to see that Jeremy was sending her a new message about the wedding, and at that moment she fell to reality, she had cheated on her fiancé with her best friend. A bitter taste entered her mouth, her body froze and a horrible feeling took over her heart. God, what did she do?

Elena quickly pulled away from Matt, feeling her hands shake. She put her cell phone in her bag and turned to the taller man, seeing him looking at her with a worried look.

"Matt I cheated on him... I-I cheated on my fiancé with you." She stuttered. Matt looked at her with a weight on his eyes, feeling horrible for having contributed to that, blaming himself for kissing her, wanting to go back in time and not even agreeing to go on the ferris wheel with the girl.

He loved her, but she didn't love him back, not like he wanted her to.

"Elena look, it's going to be okay, you can talk to him, I swear I won't approach you again, I'm sorry-"

"I-I need to go."

"What?" Matt stopped walking completely.

"I need to go Matt." She looked into his eyes, feeling guilty as she saw immense pain in the blue pools. "Don't go after me, please. I'm sorry."

Elena turned and ran away, wiping the tears that fell from her eyes without stopping and feeling an emptiness and weight in her chest, as if part of her had stayed with Matt.

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The girl got out of the taxi in front of her grandparents house and walked to the door, taking the spare key that her grandfather had given her, trying to unlock the lock with her blurry vision.

"Elena?" The girl heard her grandmother call from the kitchen after closing the door behind her.

"Hi grandma." Elena responded, her voice cracking from the held back cry.

Her grandmother quickly appeared at the kitchen door after noticing the difference in her granddaughter's voice, approaching with quick steps when she saw the youngest's red eyes and wet cheeks.

"Oh Elena, what happened?" The older woman asked worriedly, taking Elena's shoulders and leading her to the sofa, sitting her on the soft surface and sitting next to her.

"Why does love hurt so much, grandma?" Elena asked, letting out a sob. Her grandmother sighed, pulling her into a tight hug.

"Oh Elena, love doesn't hurt dear. It took me many years to learn that, if love is right for you and your heart, and it's reciprocal, it doesn't hurt, it wasn't made to hurt. It was with your grandfather that I learned that love is free, it is generous, it is safe and it empowers you in a way that makes you feel stronger and like you can conquer the world." The oldest explained with a smile. "Do you want to talk about what happened?"

"I kissed Matt." Elena said, looking down at her hands, quickly looking away from the ring. "We went to the amusement park we went to as kids, I wanted to go on the ferris wheel and he accompanied me, we had a moment and we kissed."

"He always looked at you differently... And you at him, so much so that I swore you two would end up together. I remember all the times you came running here with a new flower in your hands and said it was from Matt, as If I didn't already know that." Elena smiled upon hearing her grandmother's words.

"But grandma, I'm engaged." She whispered regretfully.

"Do you love Jeremy?" The eldest asked, cupping her granddaughter's cheek and lifting her face so she could look her in the eyes.

"I-I... I don't know." Elena desperately tried to feel for Jeremy what she felt for Matt. "I don't feel about him what I feel when I think about Matt, or when I'm with him. Jeremy is an incredible man, with a planned and perfect life... I feel so pressured sometimes, like I have to be perfect all the time to fit in with him and his plans. It's not light, grandma."

Elena cried harder when she realized how heavy her days were with Jeremy, how she always had to have the most impeccable and perfect clothes, with the best posture, the most flawless makeup, the best-groomed hair and the best modes. How she felt about being looked at and evaluated by everyone all the time, especially at Jeremy's parenting conferences or in her father's office.

"Elena, pay close attention to me, what does your heart say if you spend more time worrying about perfection than kissing him? If you spend more time in the day thinking about a thousand things than living love lightly? Do you feel like to run away when with him? Honey, I'm sorry, but that's not love. Not the right one for you, at least."

Elena looked at her grandmother, surprised by her wisdom and how it all made sense.

Jeremy was a perfect man, but not for her. Matt was her perfect match.

God, what would she do now? She ran out of the park and left Matt all by himself after he declared his love for her. And she still had Jeremy...

"I already know what I gave to do."

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Part 2

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pastanest · 1 year

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if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to @rosieathena - thanks so much!! ♡

Spencer Reid x she/her!reader

Play Pretend

- you and Spencer had been together for 6 months when you got offered a job working with the BAU

- at first, you and Spencer discussed how he was going to introduce you to the team, who had no idea he was even in a relationship

- but then you decided that instead you’d put the team at the butt of the joke, rather than Spencer

- not in a cruel way, just for a bit of fun (but also payback cuz sometimes the team do be assholes to Spencer tho)

- so you decided to show up at the BAU in your separate cars at different times, and act like you’d never met before

- and it was hilarious from the moment it started

- you and Spencer obviously got along really well from the get go, and the team noticed right away

- Spencer fully let himself swoon over you in front of the team, and upon forming friendships with the team yourself, you started to do the same

- you both talked to different people on the team, all of them quizzing you about how you felt about the other then relaying that information to the rest of the team

- they were DESPERATE to set you up

- ESPECIALLY Penelope

- she pretty much followed Spencer around listing reasons why he should ask you out

- so on the odd occasion when Spencer offered to drive you home, or you offered to drive him, the entire team would go into cardiac arrest

- because thanks to some careful address re-routing, none of them were aware that you were headed back to the same house

- the team loved forcing you and Spencer into the same room and leaving you by yourselves, JJ and Derek sending you both on coffee requests at the same time so that you’d meet by the machine, the entire team staring through the window and trying to read your lips to figure out what was being said

- over time, you both let more chemistry show between you, spending a little more time together naturally

- and there were, of course, moments that were unintentional. such as, you grabbing Spencer whenever you got scared, or him getting very protective of you whenever you were in danger or talking to a person who was being an asshole to you

- those werent played up, they were part of your love for each other that naturally shone through

- it went so much better than expected

- every time the two of you got home, you would share stories of what Penelope or JJ or Derek had said to one of you that day about something the other had said, or you’d talk about a particular moment they tried to force between you, and you’d laugh to no end

- it was sheer bliss, a mischevious ongoing prank, the greatest secret

- after a while, it started to feel like you were two lovesick teenagers having to hide your relationship from everyone, which added a whole other layer of excitement to everything

- you knew it couldnt go on forever because eventually the team would figure it out, or your relationship would progress to the extent of you wearing an engagement ring when the team didnt even know you’re in a relationship, whichever came first

- it was very sweet while it lasted, it was like reliving the start of your relationship in an entirely different setting and with a very entertaining audience

- but you knew it had to end, so the two of you started discussing how to reveal the truth

- eventually, you came up with a conclusive plan

- you had to wait for the right opportunity, which was kinda infuriating, because once you’d come up with a plan, you wanted to do it, especially with how funny you knew this was going to be

- the opportunity came after the next case

- the team left the jet and filed back into the building, everyone tired and ready to get home

- you and Spencer had been playing things up just a little more that day, sensing it was getting to the endgame, so everyone was watching you a little closer

- you both went over to Spencer’s desk and pretended to be flirtily discussing something very quietly, Spencer leaning to whisper in your ear with confidence he never would’ve had if you werent already in a relationship with him

- in his peripheral vision, Spencer saw Derek hold his arm out in front of the rest of the team, stopping them walking so that they could all see what was happening

- you giggled, mostly at the team and not at Spencer flirting, because he hadnt been flirting, he’d been telling you the existentialist and the lightbulb joke that never failed to make you smile

- nodding at him, you stepped back from him and took his hand, turning to the team

“We’ll be back in a minute, we left something in the storeroom!” You say, a flushed smile on your face, not giving the team anytime to say anything before you both ran off to the store room next to Penelope’s office

- Spencer pushed you up against the wall, which definitely wasnt necessary because the door was closed and the team wouldnt be able to hear that (despite them all being crowded around the door like horny teenagers), he just felt like being a tease

“Ready?” You asked him, and he nodded, both of you smiling

- with that, you took your phone out of your pocket and clicked into the tab you’d been waiting to use

- Penelope’s computer beeped, the two of you heard her run into her office

“Umm...guys and girls?” She called, and the footsteps of the rest of the team followed her into the office.

“What’s up babygirl?” Derek asked.

“Well, I know this borders on stalking, but I had this tab open on (Y/N)’s information, mainly her social media files but also her more private information, including her address. Which just changed.” Penelope explained hurriedly.

“(Y/N)’s address has changed? Where does she live now?”

“Not where does she live now, it’s where she has lived since she started working here. Take a look.” Penelope clarified, stepping back from her computer to let everyone else see.

- hearing the events unfold, you and Spencer left the store room, sprinting back towards the glass doors

- the team follow you having heard the door open, and they catch Spencer lifting you up by the waist and pulling you back down into a passionate kiss, before the two of you sprint out of the glass doors laughing hysterically

Derek chuckled and crossed his arms. “Damn, they really got us good.”

#spencer reid #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds #x reader #imagine #imagines #fanfic #fanfiction #headcannon

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farfarawaygirl · 1 year

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after a bit of a hiatus, I am back to posting about The Rookie. My Thoughts from 5x06 The Reckoning

We had a cold open! And it was kind of funny. Did it remind anyone of that PSA about many weapons a person could conceal, and at the end they pull a full-on rifle out of the guys' jeans? Anyone?

Yawn - I don’t care where or when Nolan and Bailey wed. I just want Abigail to be there! Henry too!!

It is interesting to see them circle back to the Elijah Stone case - will there be any actual development, or is this to introduce Wes’ ex(who is a Rosalind lookalike?)

Juarez is not a fun character? I am not liking her. She is underwritten. She fell asleep on the job, STANDING UP, and Nolan didn’t light her up? Tim took pictures and made t-shirts. It feels like Nolan isn’t understanding his job of being a TO - even later in the episode he kind of flips and lets Angela know the idea was Juarez’s even though as her TO, especially at this stage in the game, any good she does is on him - but any bad she does is even more on his shoulders. I don’t feel like Nolan is teaching so much as he is letting her do things? Very different from any TO approach before.

I have the same bronze top as Angela. I would not put it with leather pants, but that is just me. 😉

“Everyone loves James”, this is true.

Celina is so unprofessional!! It makes me uncomfortable.

Lucy knowing his coffee truck makes me think of season 1/2. Lots of old headcanons we concocted, and fic ideas. A memory of what it was like when Chenford rode together.

J August Richards? Interesting to see the Whedon connection here. I often wonder how much Fillion’s credit is vanity vs actual; we see from Instagram that he does a lot of cool behinds the scenes things for the team, which makes me think he might have more say than he lets on. Giving a friend a role is nice!

Tim’s favourite movie. Remaining unnamed just means we get to guess. I want it to be Princess Bride, but alas, it wasn’t filmed in LA. What if it was a muppet movie?!? It is objectively sad that the only person who knows Tim enough to do this is Lucy. I hope we get more Genny in the future, give him more people.

I reserve the right to change my mind on this, but I appreciated that in the midst of Tim and Lucy having banter over the radios (and I do still feel the prank was childish) they did have a shared moment of connection. Even though Tim didn’t tell her what was going on, they dropped the act.

Now Bailey is training Nolan’s rookie? 🫠 Her sleeping on Nolan’s couch?

Now Wesley is a cheater? Ugh. I hate past reveals that people were shitty.

Angela’s hair!!! It’s curly again.

Wait, he has never told Angela that he was engaged before her, or that he cheated. Those are pretty big red flags for me personally, and I know this is a tv show and it is not the same - but yikes. As Keith Habersberger would say, “not in this climate!”

Angela in her deposition was as hard and sharp as we know and love her to be.

Tim’s phallic antenna. Lucy taking a pic of him. Bitch baby not telling Lucy! 🙃

Hot Uncle Cooper letting us all down, again.

Okay, so let’s talk Chenford: I liked them this episode. I liked that Lucy tried, but when she felt it wasn’t working she stopped her game and let Tim know that she wasn’t going to push it. To me, this felt like a good callback to season 1/2 Chenford - Lucy knowing how to get Tim to open up. She knows how to push and when to pull back, and as a result, Tim told her the whole of it.

While the Ashley/Tim breakup itself was badly done, at least he told her that it was Ashley. I feel like this is important.

And then Lucy invites him to eat with them. The cajones. I am glad Tim declines. And that we got two look backs.

Also, wardrobe does have clothes that make Lucy look good? Not hideous pants and oversized sweaters?? Hallelujah! Our girl was hot. 🔥

Elijah is back, back? Could he be the big bad for the next two episodes a la Rosalind? 😇

And that promo?!? Did you see Tim’s expression? Lucy’s eyebrow?

On a finale note, I think this season is running more smoothly than last simply because we have no had so many interrupted episodes. Last year it felt we had two episodes, then three weeks off, then one episode, then two weeks off, etc. etc. etc.

Thanks for sticking around! Remember anyone can post about this show, and anyone can feel however they want to about it! you can’t gatekeep this one.

#chenford #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #angela lopez #celina juarez #aaron thorsen #john nolan #wesley evers #Emma shouts into the void

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kaisooficrec · 2 years

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Do you have any new arranged marriage fics?

Hii yes we've gathered all new and newest arranged marriage fics we'd read since the last compilation, one thing for sure is that this AU is popular and we're eating well hehe:

Supposedly Not a Love Story - fake relationship au. to avoid an arranged marriage with his crazy ex, jongin asks his secretary kyungsoo to be his husband for 100 days!!!

There was nothing (but love) - eight months after their wedding, jongin starts acting weird, avoiding kyungsoo out of nowhere, leaving kyungsoo to wonder why

Far Longer Than Forever - royalty au. prince jongin and prince kyungsoo have been promised to each other since they were kids, having to spend every summer together in hopes to get to know each other and maybe even fall in love

Sweeter (the second time around) - a/b/o. alpha jongin has gotten to a point of his life where he needs get ready to take his father’s place as a CEO, and to do that he also needs to start his own family

kiss. kiss? kiss. - mpreg au. kyungsoo ends up in a arranged marriage with jongin, who he has liked since high school

Fix Me - 100 days my prince meets frankenstein kinda au. in this one jongin is actually engaged to someone else

Essentially Yours - while engaged to someone else, jongin meets kyungsoo at a friend’s wedding

Lose You To Love Me - after jongin and kyungsoo are caught kissing inside a bar by a paparazzi, their fathers decide to arrange their marriage

Lean Cuisine - kyungsoo’s mother is known to play pranks, so obviously kyungsoo thinks she’s just joking when she tells him that in order to save his father’s business he’ll need to marry jongin

Arranged with a Kim - two different personalities / analytical and techy!soo with idol, heir!jongin and arranged marriage between the two where they accept it well ~

the pheromone enterprise - abo au, omega kyungsoo is in an arranged marriage to alpha jongin dur oto business arrangement, the two start liking each other. slow burn, smut

I do... do I? - modern royalty au, the news break out abt prince jongin sleeping with prince ksoo from the neighbouring royal family and they decide the two have to get married to e/o

I do. - continuation to the previous story, after their honeymoon

Dancing in the Kitchen - because of a lockdown, newlyweds jongin and kyungsoo find themselves having to spend their honeymoon at home

blue hour - mermaid au - mermaid!jongin, kyungsoo is in arranged marriage with queen jihyun

Of Shrimp Canapes and Coleslaw - light hearted fluff...with a twist :)) andante vibes anyone?

Bye Bye Sadness (Hello My Love) - abo au, omega kyungsoo alpha jongin with age swap/gap. relationship problem occurs with arranged marriage between them also soo is very clingy. implied mpreg

Contracts and bites - alpha soo is the future ceo of his family as well as omega jongin. both families sign a contract for them to get married but they oppose to it at first

ongoing: (some were last updated in 2020)

Lemons Are Sour But Also Flavourful - just six months before his graduation, kyungsoo gets in a arranged marriage with jongin

Hungry Heart - mafia au in a modern setting, jongin is the mafia boss, slightly inspired by an anime of the same title

sunflower - slow burn, modern royalty au, inspired by jjokkomi’s as you wish

Amidst the Lavender Blooms - modern royalty and college au. this is kaisoo but also kyungsoo-centric with chansoo/sesoo

The God of the Underworld - this is an english translation of a brazilian fic, while this one is not complete, the portuguese one is. mythology au with reflections on life and death.

To Love or To Live - college and mafia au. ksoo goes on a date with jongin...throw in some good 'ole mafia twist :)

Our Love Story - ksoo has to marry the son of one of the richest family in sk but he also has to sign the divorce papers before entering the marriage

I Don't Play the Game - modern royalty au. kyungsoo is a troublemaker prince who seduces jongin, his sister’s fiance in order to end their engagement, but ends up having to marry jongin

head to our arranged marriage previous compilations for more :)

Enjoy!

~ KFR Admins

#kaisoo #jongin #kyungsoo #r:arranged marriage #fic request

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On thirteen children of Jaehaerys and Alyssane and why I think they were shitty af

I want to preface this by saying this is only my opinion on the matter and you are free to disagree. Also that I do think they were decent rules but they were pretty bad parents, specifically to their daughters. However while I do see a bit part of the fandom hate on Viserys(rightfully), I feel like many people forget/don't know much about Jaehaers and Alyssane. So let's break it down, shall we?

So, their first child Aegon, dies merely days after being born, so he isn't relevant to this discussion. Daenerys, their second child, while she also died young, at only the age of 7, Jaehaerys already started showing his sexism towards her. Alyssane considered her an heir to the throne since she was their eldest at the time, but Jaeherys did not, preferring Aemon as his heir, through the male line.

To appease Alyssane, he he suggested they marry them so they could rule together, rendering Daenerys to queen consort. It did not come to pass because of Daenerys dying of the shivers.

Now for the topic of Aemon and Baelon I will say that for the most part, their parents seemed to have treated them fairly. Do I suspect it was because they were men? Yes. Will I give them some credit for it anyway? Sure. Non trumatized children were hard to come by in Targaryens it seems.

Next, we have Alyssa, who was also Baelor's wife. By Targaryen tradition, she should have married her brother Aemon, but due to how much she trailed after Baelon, Queen Alyssane decided she was going to let them marry. It is also important to note Alyssa was the only one of their daughters that was allowed /able to ride a dragon.

I do suspect Jaehaerys didn't think his daughters needed to learn how to ride a dragon and because they planned on marrying them off, to not take the dragon with them. -insert bombastic side eye-

Maegelle was another one of the "easy" daughters for them to deal with. She was descirbed as very pios and later became a septa. She also bridged a gap between Jaehaerys and Alyssane during their Quarrels.

Vaegon was...well. He was certainly not described to be a pleasant person and while it was planned for him to marry his sister Daella, he never seemed to be interested. Here we see first sign of neglect on Jaehaerys's part imo. While Alyssane said it seemed Vaegon and Daella don't seem to be well match, he continuously shrugged her off. Until Vaegon insulted Daella to tears by saying she can barely read and all she is good for is giving some lord dumb children. After that bethroal was broken.

He also never claimed a dragon of his own, which I find interesting with how only two generations later we have so many dragons, even with "less Targaryen blood". But I digress. He went to the Citadel and refused the title of the Prince of Dragonstone after Baelon died.

Now, Daella. She was pretty heavily autistic coded and likely had some developmental disorder as well as anxiety. (Which considering the amount of incest is probably a wonder it's that rare but I disgress) This is where I believe showrunners got the idea for how they wrote Helaena in the show. She was described as shy and often frightened. Her sister Saera loved to prank her and leave a cat in her room, of which Daella was deathly afraid of.

Now, Daella is one of the reasons I truly began to hate Jaehaerys and Alyssane. After her disastrous engagment to her brother, it was "difficult" for her to find a husband. There were several suitors but she didn't like them for one reason or the other.

Once she turned 16 though, Jaehaerys put his foot down. He told Alyssane to give her a choice of who to marry but that she must get married by the end of the year.(Because god forrbid she actually waits for the age when she may survive childbirth)

In the end, Daella choose Rodrik Arryn out of three suitors. Rodrik was 36 years old and Daella who was 16, was his second wife. She got pregnant two years later, in 82 AC and died giving birth to Aemma Arryn. (Daella also knew she was going to die as soon as she became pregnant which is why some speculate she was a dragon dreamer)

After that, Alyssane and Jaehaerys had their First Quarrel. Alyssane didn't understand why Daella was forced to be married so young despite clearly being such a sensitive child. Which tells you how fucking bad that was.

Next up was Saera. And oh boi, was she a lot. It is said her first word spoken was no and that she continously used it after that. It also seems she wanted more attention than Alyssane wanted to give or be able to provide because she often screamed until she got the attention. Alyssane even remarks on how difficult she was even as a child.

It seems that with all the children running around most of them were left with wet nurses and servant so they most ran around. Saera's pranks and jokes were often cruel, especially concerning her sister Daella, who was already often scared. Instead of addressing it properly or considering "oh shit maybe we should pay more attention to our 'problem child'" Jaehaerys and Alyssane ignored it.

Until she was revealed to have slept with three of her favorites, Ser Braxton Beesbury, Lord Roy Connington, and Jonah Mooton and declared she could marry all three of them like Maegor.

Jaehaerys' brilliant solution was to lock her up in her chambers and tell Alyssane he is disowning her. When Saera tried to escape by claiming a dragon, he improsoned her in the tower and later sent to the Silent Sisters as a punishment. (I do find it interesting that was enraged him the most was her trying to claim a dragon). And like. Yes, she was obviously wild at this point but for someone to be this wild at age 17, you must have really, really done something wrong.

Saera ended up escaping from Silent Sisters, and her time there sounds like torture, including shaving her head, beating her for when she broke the rules, etc. She killed a septa during her escape and became a prostitute.

Jaehaerys' answer to all that? "She has always been a whore." Wonderful parenting. I wish Alyssane had poisoned him right then and there.

Then, we have "problem daughter" number 2, Viserra. She was described as very beautiful, vain, and while also being very high spirited like Saera, she didn't scream for attention but got it in different ways.

She liked to make boys fight to her attention, one time notably telling two of them that whoever put a head in dragon's mouth could have her hand in marriage. Thankfully, dragonkeeper intervened before anything happened.

The only one she wanted to marry was her brother Baelon, though, who was widowed after the death of Alyssa. Alyssane thought she wanted to be queen rather than truly love Baelon. So she made a match for Viserra when she was only 15, to Theomore Manderly. I couldn't find his exact age, but Viserra would have been his 4th wife and 14 years prior his daughter was one of Alyssane's companion. It's safe to say he was not of appropriate age for a 15 yeat old.

To try and stop the betrothal, Viserra snuck into Baelon's room and laid on his bed naked. When he found her, he sent her away.

A day before she was supposed to be shipped off to her new husband, she snuck out again to have "one more night of fun and laughter". She and her friends had a horse race, in which she collided with another horse, fell off her saddle and broke her neck.

It seems Alyssane hated her daughters being even a bit ambitious, to a point where she marries them off waaay too young just to get them away from court. And I genuinely don't understand? Especially in terms of Viserra. She was only 15. The only explanation to me is that Alyssane was really scared she'd suceed and replace her as a queen one day, which is fucking ridiculous.

I will also take a moment to give Jaehaerys another point for being shitty here, since after Viserra was born, Alyssane told him she doesn't want to have any more children. Due to her health being influenced after giving birth 10 TIMES! Jaehaerys' answer? Our mother gave birth in her 40's! Their mother, who died in childbirth after giving Rogar Baratheon his second child, against advice of maesters. They also literally watched her die so. Extra point! Really, someone should have murdered this guy at this point.

Next, we have Gaemon, who was born prematurely and died only three months later. Which is not surprising considering my previous point. But did Jaehaerys stop trying to impregnate his wife? No!

So, next child was Valerion, who was another premature baby and died before his first nameday. Alyssane was left bedridden for 6 months after giving birth fo him.

Did Jaehaerys stop here? Also no folks! Because their mother gave birth at 46 years old before she died so surely Alyssane can too? Despite being pregnant for almost 12 years of her life at this point?

Their last child was Gael. She was described as "winter child" both because of being born in the winter and because the Queen was well past her spring years when she gave birth to her. She was frail and followed her mother everywhere. When she was 19, she disappeared. Some say ahe died from the fever, some that she had her heart broken by a traveling singer, who impregnated her. In that version of the story, she drowns herself after giving birth to a stillborn.

And that, folks concluded 13 children of Jaehaerys and Alyssane! It seems to me they did an okay job up until Alyssa and then things went more and more downhill. The sheer amount of mortality rate is insane, even for medival times. Like infants died yes, but grown children? The fact that Saera lived the longest simply by running off to a brothel is insane.

If you read up until this part, I appriciate it. God knows how fucking long this is. If anyone has any more question on any of them, my asks and dms are open

#13 children of jaehaerys and alyssane #jaehaerys targaryen #alyssane targaryen #I am absolutely not tagging all of the children #this post took so long bc I kept cross referencing the book so I don't fuck up stuff #if anyone actually reads all of this you are a saint #f&b rant

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you said that once simon and daphne start their relationship, the spouse friend group and the bridgertons start hanging out more and become one big group, so i was wondering how the different relationships evolve? who spends more time with who? ☺️

Kathony: These two sort of develop a rivalry between them especially after the Bridgertons introduce the friend group to pall mall. Kate is the only woman to get under Anthony's skin the way she does and it drives him insane. There's also a begrudging respect between them as well. With how close Sophie is to Kate and Simon being Anthony's best friend they often spend the most time with Benophie and Saphne.

Benophie: They bond over art. Benedict is fascinated by Sophie's signature tattoos, which include outlining the tattoos in silver. Sophie on the other hand is impressed by the landscape paintings Benedict does and all the details he manages to incorporate into each one. They sometimes have little drawing competitions.

Polin: They were friends before but now that Penelope is back in his life Colin has noticed the confidence boost she's gotten. They help edit each other's works, Colin's travel writings and Penelope's novel writings. Colin has also gotten closer to Phillip and Michael just because close proximity they have with them living with Penelope.

Philoise: With Eloise getting closer to Penelope again she has more often than not also spent a good deal of time with Phillip. Eloise found his awkward nature kind of cute, though she was definitely not prepared the first time Michael got Phillip tipsy and he started flirting.

Franchel: When the group started coming together Francesca gravitated towards Michael because he was familiar and they were already friends. It was a head scratcher until others remembered that Francesca was engaged to Michael's cousin before he passed. Phillip and Penelope weren't that surprised though, Michael has a habit of picking up quiet ones and insisting they're his friends.

Grucy: They were friendly from the beginning, probably the two that slid most naturally into friendship. They would be each other's wingmen before they got together. Gregory also found himself getting closer to Kate and wished his older brother just kissed her already.

Hyareth: These two are the mischief makers and live to give their older brothers/paternal figures (Anthony and Simon) aneurisms. They'll often team up with Gregory and Lucy to pull off more elaborate pranks.

#spouses friend group #kathony #benophie #polin #philoise #franchel #grucy #hyareth

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blu-joons · 2 years

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BEST FRIEND 2PM A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Nichkhun Horvejkul

A ⇴ ATTENTION

His eye was always wondering, and if it wasn’t able to land on you, Nichkhun would usually begin to worry. The other members especially knew when he was looking for you and would help point him in your direction.

B ⇴ BICKER

You both liked to think that you were too mature to bicker, but you both knew deep down that that definitely wasn’t true. Like any true friendships you had your moments when you couldn’t help but start bickering and trying to wind each other up as you tried to get yourselves heard and shut the other one down.

C ⇴ COMFORT

Whenever you were down, you were always made to feel as if you were Nichkhun’s priority. He never left your side, no matter how many times you tried to assure him that you were alright and that he didn’t need to worry. Worrying about you was what he did best, all he wanted was to see your smile.

D ⇴ DISAGREEMENTS

You both had a pretty good understanding of one another and so you knew what to do to keep things calm and not let a disagreement occur. Nichkhun especially was good at diffusing a situation if it seemed like conflict was about to arise between the two of you, suggesting that perhaps the subject of conversation got changed, or maybe suggesting that it was time for him to head home to give yourselves space.

E ⇴ EARLY YEARS

It was hard for you not to be charmed by Nichkhun when you first met him, he knew exactly what he was doing with you. He was engaged and listened intently to you which made you really want to spend time with him as you felt as if he paid close attention to you. Not only was he a good listener, but he also had a cheeky nature that made you chuckle like very few people had made you chuckle before.

F ⇴ FAMILY

Nichkhun’s family loved to hear from you, especially as they very rarely got to see you. If you were there when they called Nichkhun then they’d make sure to tell him to put you on the screen too for them to see. The conversation would mostly be about you whenever you were with Nichkhun, if he had a story to share then he’d have to wait as his family all decided to see how you were doing first before Nichkhun.

G ⇴ GETTING TOGETHER

It depended usually on things like the weather and how busy it was outside as to whether the two of you went out or stayed in when you hung out. You didn’t mind being in or out too much, however you definitely were not the type of person to be out in the rain or the hot sun, even if Nichkhun didn’t mind too much.

H ⇴ HABITS

The two of you had a habit of impulsively making plans together. When you were bored, or when Nichkhun was, you’d just text each other to see what you were doing, and if the answer was nothing then you’d be at the other person’s place within the hour to give yourselves some plans and something to do.

I ⇴ INSIDE JOKES

Both of you loved to mess around and try and cause some trouble which led to quite a few inside jokes. Many people underestimated how mischievous the two of you could be, and it was usually the unassuming reactions of others during the pranks that you pulled that ended up giving you the best inside jokes.

J ⇴ JEALOUSY

At times he knew that people took advantage of his kindness, but that didn’t stop Nichkhun being observant of your friends. He knew the ones to be wary of and the ones that he wasn’t completely keen on, even if they didn’t know that. On the outside Nichkhun was smiley and approachable to your friends, but on the inside, he had his eyes on some people, making mental notes if they tried to make him jealous.

K ⇴ KICKS

Nichkhun got a kick out of making you smile more than anything else. He didn’t need a kick out of anything big, just knowing that you were happy whilst in his company was all that really mattered to him. As long as he saw a smile on your face, that was all that Nichkhun needed to just be able to sit back and relax.

L ⇴ LOVE

He loved how you were always there for him, and how whenever he was stressed, you’d be there to help him. You were the person that Nichkhun could talk to about absolutely anything, and usually you were the person that had the right advice that would help him too. Even if you didn’t, you’d just try and help distract him for a little while and help Nichkhun to think about something else to try and relax.

M ⇴ MEETING

The two of you first met when you began showing up regularly at the café that was nearby to your home. You’d often take your work there to get a change of scenery, and after watching you for a few days whilst stopping by after work, Nichkhun couldn’t help but be nosy and ask you what it was that you were doing.

N ⇴ NONSENSE

He loved to be silly with you and really relax, not worrying about being an idol at all for a rare bit of time. If there was one person that he knew that would appreciate his silly and childish nature, it was definitely you.

O ⇴ OBSESSION

Nichkhun was obsessed with your passion and enthusiasm. He loved how you always had such a positive outlook and tried his best to be just like you whenever he was unmotivated or feeling a bit glum.

P ⇴ PRECIOUS MOMENTS

The moments that Nichkhun loved the most were the ones when the two of you could just do what normal friends do. Things like going for a walk, going to a restaurant or going to watch a film were the things that he loved. There were never any particular moments, it was more just about the ordinary things.

Q ⇴ QUESTIONS

Despite your many years of friendship, the two of you still tried to learn about each other and ask questions, knowing that you would never be able to actually know every single thing about one another.

R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS

He wore many bracelets, but one meant more to him than any other, the one that you had given him. It was one that you didn’t really remember giving to Nichkhun, but as the years went by it became more and more sentimental for Nichkhun and therefore one that he very rarely took off around you.

S ⇴ SUPPORT

Having you there often gave Nichkhun the kick that he needed to push on, especially when he was feeling low. There were definitely times as he was so busy when his energy levels felt as though they were crashing but knowing that you were in the crowd supporting him would give him the boost that he needed.

T ⇴ TRIPS

One of the major things that he wanted to do was take you home and introduce you to his family. After your first meeting, they were constantly telling Nichkhun to bring you every time that he went back after.

U ⇴ ULTIMATE

There was no one else that Nichkhun even thought to call his best friend, it was only ever you that fitted the role.

V ⇴ VISITS

When he knew big things were happening for you and your group, Nichkhun would try to be there. Things like comeback promotions and music video shoots were the sorts of things that he would always try to attend.

W ⇴ WISDOM

He just wanted to help, Nichkhun knew that he wasn’t the best at giving advice, but he just attempted to be there.

X ⇴ XXXX

Whilst the two of you weren’t overly affectionate and in anyone’s faces with your friendship, you definitely didn’t mind giving each other a hug from time to time or maybe a poke in the right direction either.

Y ⇴ YOU

You were Nichkhun’s inspiration, he was in awe of the character that you were.

Z ⇴ ZZZ

Usually, Nichkhun would let you decide where you wanted to be, if you wanted to stay at his place, he’d let you, but if you wanted to go back to your place then he would always offer to drive you home.

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Baldur's Gate 1/2 Original character: Elena Kiraed

Basic background (Baldur's Gate 2 setting)

Name: Elena Kiraed (of Candlekeep)

Race: Human

Age: 21

Profession: sorceress

Religious affiliation: Helm

Initially, I feel she would probably worship Oghma or Mystra, since the former seems to be the dominate deity in Candlekeep, while she is a sorceress. But it would really be more of a lip service. That is why I feel she would most likely be influenced by Ajantis and ended up worshiping his God, as she would actually start to think of what the doctrines mean.

Alignment: lawful good

The three siblings' alignment is a rather interesting combo of extremes: lawful good, chaotic evil and true neutral.

Additional note

I am not fully sure why, but I started to dislike Imoen. I didn't really mind in the beginning, and I think a part of the reason I dislike her is due to how modders always try to show her as being super cheerful to the point of being stupid, as well as playing pranks that are not always funny. However, upon reading a few dialogue files, she actually does this in the original game (Such as the conversation with Keldorn). I just don't find her funny at all. So I decided that with my stories, Imoen would not really play a big part, and she would often be portrayed in a negative way.

In addition, this is still something up to the player. Just as there are dialogues of the player saying they are siblings, there are also options where the PC can say that they are actually not very close despite growing together, as she/he find Imoen annoying.

Biography

Elena and Sarevok are the twin children of Alianna with Bhaal. The two of them would grow up in the temple with various other children of Bhaal, as well as their half sister Dahlia. Elena would be sheltered and isolated from the others by both Sarevok and Dahlia, who both sought to protect and look after her.

When the temple was attacked, Elena would go with Gorion due to the belief that Sarevok would follow. However, what happened was rather traumatic for her, which resulted in her losing the majority of her memories. She remembered that she had two siblings, and were separated due to them fleeing that night. It would be something she wonder about quite often.

Elena would grow up in Candlekeep as Gorion's foster daughter. She discovered her skill as a sorceress at a very young age, and would be taught by Gorion. She is also very well read. Imoen would arrive a few years later and the two of them were friends, although Elena still preferred to spend a large amount of her time reading, while Imoen had chores to do.

At 20, Gorion would be killed during their trip and she would first find Jaheira and Khalid, as well as meeting Ajantis and various other companions. Jaheira will be the one to tell Elena about Dahlia. Elena and Ajantis would soon fall in love and even become engaged.

Upon finding out about her real heritage, Dahlia would finally tell her the truth, as well as how the three of them ended up being separated. Despite feeling betrayed by her sister, Elena still kept the other with her. Sarevok would actually offer to have Elena at his side as his consort and despite her belief that he could be redeemed; she was force to kill him.

Elena would part ways with both Ajantis and Dahlia, the former having to return to Athkatla, while the latter was severally injured from their confrontation with Sarevok. However, she does manage to reunite with both of them in the events of Baldur's Gate 2.

Post Baldur's Gate 2/Pre Baldur's Gate 3

I actually have a few ideas in regard to what happened to Elena in this period, and I am not fully sure which one I would use. One possibility is that when Sarevok decided to worship Bhaal once more and start a cult, she would go and confront him, only to fail. She would be in a catatonic state, neither dead or living. Eventually Isela (Tav) would kill Sarevok and allow Elena to have a proper death, where she would be reunited with Ajantis. The other alternative is that she stayed with Ajantis and the two of them lived the rest of their life together happily.

Elena is a rather naïve character, to reflect how I created this character when I was very young, and made her quite a Mary Sue. However, by working with this character again, I plan to show that her actions would have consequences and she would be called out for this. One of the biggest issues is naturally her belief that Sarevok could be a good person, because he was always good to her. She does not realise that she is the exception. Her insistence that she would be able to convince him to not do evil would actually be the cause of her possible 'bad ending'. Unlike Dahlia, Elena believes that just because someone is nice to her, this means that they would not be an evil person.

Out of the three siblings, she is the one who grew up the most privileged, because Gorion really did love her as a daughter. She also lived a very sheltered life in Candlekeep. Sarevok is obviously the one in the worst position due to an abusive foster father, while Dahlia is a bit of an in between. Dahlia grew up with someone who is often emotionally distant from her. Even though she was sheltered to an extent due to going to the academy and then returning to Beregost, I feel that both her life in the academy and her life in a small town, still prepared her a bit more.

The illustration

Elena has red hair and I used to describe how it was flame like or it was as red as blood (the writing skills of a teenager who wanted to dye her hair bright red). So the illustration actually shows a rather natural shade of red. I want to show her in her room reading to reflect her sheltered and content life in Candlekeep. The dressing table might have been a bit modern for the setting, but I really like the rest of the picture. There is a sense of serenity in regard to this picture.

The style is oil coloured. I like the idea of her dressing rather simply to as a way to show that she was very sheltered, who did not really focus on her appearance due to the way she was raised. Most of those she was closed with in Candlekeep regarded her as a child, and I feel that Gorion would also have been a bit over protective by keeping her away from any possible young men.

#baldur's gate oc #oc fanfiction #baldur's gate 2 #fanfic #ai image

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feuqueerfire · 1 year

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My Secret Love Live Blogging

Need to watch some regular old uni BL after the intensity of To Sir, With Love. Also, I’m invested in that random side couple that’s been dating for 7 years despite only having seen a few tiktoks of them.

Playlist

Ep 1 (Dec 26)

1-1

bro so many people were introduced I’m dead

Say No to SOTUS project and school hard workers: Kim, Lee, Bomb

Thunderous Sky channel: Mek, Park, Bare

I think the ships are Kim-Mek, Lee-Park (the 7 years established couple?), Bomb-Bare?

Absolute Tim channel: Tim, the friend. I think these two are a pair also.

Kim’s sister Q who was watching a BL

1-2

Linguistics: oh Thunderous Sky people are older than Kim and his friends and use Phi/Nong and Pom

heh Park being reasonable, wonder if he’s aware that Kim and Bare are Lee’s friends. it’d be hilarious if the 7 years pair isn’t Lee-Park and I just mixed people up lol

haha just kidding they are indeed a couple and Lee seems to love pinching Park lol

Linguistics: Park using ‘ter’ with Lee and also using -krab (i don’t yet know if it’s an indulgent thing for now or if it’s regular). can’t tell what I/you pronouns Lee’s using tho

ofc Mek and Kim are probably neighbours lol

tf Mek’s sister also loves BL content but why do both Q and Mek��s nong want their own brothers to have BL moments like that’s your broooooo

1-3

naurrrr Mek’s gonna mess with Kim’s work on the Say No SOTUS project to embarrass him in front of the chancellor?

i don’t get this ‘fake first year activity prank’ lol I think it’s supposed to get at Kim but i don’t get how

oof, Bomb got a moment with Bare but also fainted fr

1-4

I guess Mek replaced the plant with a whole new, blooming one after breaking the pot of the one that looked dead

Mek’s sister’s name is Dao. Dao and Q are meeting each other, can already see their antics to get their brothers to get together or smth. I wish they were a side GL couple but I probably would’ve heard about it if that happened

k i knew about Mek’s prank going wrong, so him and his group having to work with Kim to fix it via another video (though I thought it was a BL series instead of music video)

chef Kim so true I wish my sibling also loved to cook

Ep 2 (Dec 26)

2-1

dance practice and Kim injured his leg, causing Mek to give him a motorcycle ride back home

2-2

please Park ripping his shirt during the dance, Lee taking off his own shirt in the bathroom to give it to Park, but Park not realizing and going “are you going to do it here?”

ayy bathroom funny scene where Lee and Park are taking off shirts

lmfao i’ve also seen talks about this fall kiss

2-3

the music and dance is killing me

not a BTS “smooth like butter” reference

Park and Lee getting the ad drink lol

Linguistics: Lee also calls Park ‘ter’ and I think the -krab Park was using before was just for exaggeration. now I gotta figure out what pronouns they use for first person.

Sniff kisses all over Lee’s face so cuteee

how are Q and Dao so excited about their brothers kissing people plsssss

I heard the term ‘ku-jin’ or whatever = imaginary couple

not the chancellor threatening them all with removal of position or failure to graduate to make Mek and a BL couple goddamn

2-4

Is his name Bear or Bare?

nutsuda57 released the kiss clip

Bear has a nose piercing

lmfao pls the chancellor’s name is Nutsuda and they’re wondering who released the clip?

This is extremely typical BL so far but it’s engaging nonetheless

Fave Scene: Park and Lee exchanging shirts and Bare coming in screaming Park’s name lol it was funny in the tiktok I saw and it’s funny here too

Ep 3 (Dec 26)

3-1

lol all of Park-Kim’s cutesy BL moments turning into them teasing and fighting

oh Tim saving Kim? love triangle?

3-2

to get the complex women in To Sir, With Love only to come back to this where the only purpose of girls is to fangirl over guys or BL couples goddamn

Linguistics: the chancellor also uses ‘ter’ for the students

kinda funny that Lee reminds me of Pawin and even Kim reminds me of Saint from extremely specific angles

3-3

lol “how’d you come up with this? seems like someone who’s in a relationship” Park-Lee glancing at e/o and quickly away

Q and Dao are cute with how they wanna be captains of the ship and want Park-Kim to be popular but only wish they weren’t shipping their brotherssss wtf

lmfao Bear-Bomb giving a very small dose of celeb/fan trope

loll the car scene with Park-Lee and Bear-Bomb where Park and Lee try to hide Lee’s stuff in Park’s car

3-4

aww Park-Lee date <333 they’re so cuteeee, reminiscing about their past and teasing each other

damn, not the old classmate Fluke going “seems like ever since you started dating, all of Lee’s talents have transferred to Park” bc Lee dropped out of Comm Arts (which Park is still in) 2 years in and joined Liberal Arts

lol Mek being delighted by the shipping and researching shippers

frrr Kim being like “Why are you obsessed with this shipping thing? Even when it has to do with your own brother!”

Kim delighted to read the fans’ comments too

actually this meta thing is fun where they talk about fans and shippers’ comments and such

Mek-Kim are kinda cute now, since Mek have started helping Kim by driving him home and buying ingredients and Kim making extra egg for eh and saving food from the sale for him

I’ve been watching this at 1.5x speed at it’s 45-50 min eps, so I’ve been like why am I already in ep 3 so quickly? Girl, watching 3 eps of this takes 100 mins (1h40) max where as 3 eps of To Sir, With Love at 1.25x with 70-75 mins took 168 mins minimum (2h48). that’s over an hour longer lol

Ep 4 (Dec 27)

4-1

Mek-Kim talking about their future plans and different planning styles

“his mood swings are even worse than crypto currency” sooo true Bear

oh yeah I heard smth about a horoscope fucking up Lee-Park’s relationship. also i just realized they’re in their 7th year and apparently there’s a 7-year curse in Thailand for relationship that BE Podcast mentioned for Tharntype 2: 7 years of love (not to confuse with the 7-year curse in kpop lol)

oof, Bear saying he has a crush on the fan who comments about him all the time but he doesn’t know how they are and Bomb not realizing that that’s himm

4-2

agh Q telling people that Mek-Kim are “sailing off-screen” as well like privacyyyy

i like how Mek-Kim are soo acts of service and food as love language for each other

4-3

oof Mek ignoring Bear and their Thunderous Sky live Q&A to do ship Q&A with Kim

pls not Park convinced that Lee’s cheating

4-4

bro huh Tim’s asking Kim to be like BL imaginary ship partner?

Ep 5 (Dec 27)

5-1

Dang, interesting. we see how Mai confessed to Tim and then it not going anywhere. wonder if Tim also liked him back then but didn’t wanna change

fans reaction to ships and changing ships and such are fun

so the Bear-Bomb thing where Bear finds out Bomb’s the commenter didn’t happen?

oh jk it did

5-2

damn the Thundourous Sky is really going through it cuz Mek gives so little fucks about it

oof, soft-hearted Bear

5-3

goddamn, not Park thinking Lee’s convo with another dude is about them cheating T.T and running in shoving them T.T naurrrr (but it did sound kinda suspicious if you overheard the convo with cheating in mind)

Bomb and Bear are kinda endearing

Mek is so... he switched the chocolate or smth with some other thing that smells horrific but also I feel like since they mentioned Tim’s allergic to a bunch of stuff, he’s gonna be allergic to this too agh

5-4

oof i mean Kim was harsh to call Mek rubbish but Mek was doing rubbish things so

Ep 6 (Dec 27)

6-1

Aww pls I know everybody gets kisses in ep 6, so hopefully Lee-Park will make up pls

6-2

oof, Mek-Kim both saying sorry at the same time

6-3

lmfao Mek-Kim having a heart-to-heart and Q and Dao taking one of the bikes away in the background, leaving only bike for Mek-Kim lmfao

T.T flashback to how Park-Lee met, which they’d talked about a bit before

aoo ofc it was Lee’s surprise for Park and it was for their 7th year anniversary :00

ooohhhhhh Bear-Bomb cute peck, they’re pretty cute honestly

6-4

tryna figure out if Mek’s mom is just supportive of her son and interested in his life vs super fucking weirdly into his kujin like why are you shipping your son seek help

actually, we get approval from them in general and also marriage equality so it’s better than the Lovely Writer stuff ig

aww Park-Lee making up a bit by minimal talking and more so physically but I hope they still talk about what happened next ep

damn, Tim-Mai confrontation and even a kiss but it’s all angsty :<

Mek-Kim confessions and kiss as well - hope their families don’t see them. oh, they’re gonna sleep together inch resting. lol silhouette in the tent

Fave Scene: all of part 4 tbh

the ships were all juggled pretty well and got progression of some sort

Ep 7 (Dec 28)

7-1

Mek-Kim morning after is cute

okay Mek apologized to Tim via text but is too prideful to do it in person yet hmmm maybe he’ll do it later

oof Park explaining to Lee why he acted the way he did (rip horoscrope)

bro Park-Lee’s high school stories are wild. what do you mean Lee taught Park photography and then Park beat Lee at the competition and got a scholarship alskdfj and then Park overhearing Lee being sad to his mom that he’s jealous of Park ahhh insanity

insane relationship dynamics where Lee feels so jealous of Park’s successes and talents over his own and doesn’t want people to compare them (thus hiding the relationship) and trying to not resent Park and even feeling inadequate to be in a relationship with Park

no like we’ve seen enemies to lover where the couple would be jealous and competitive before dating and maybe remain competitive after dating but they’d always be head-to-head number 1 and 2 of the class etc but this is a new sort of relationship dynamic

omg the girls screaming and squealing over an f/f couples! lesbianism ftw ig

heh Bomb telling his friends he’s dating Bear

oh Lee also coming clean about him and Park. “Since when did you like him?” “7 years ago” “you have a crush on him for 7 years? “we’ve been together for 7 years”

7-2

please the Bear and Mek overdramatic making up and apologizing

Bear and Bomb are so cute too even though so many of their scenes are just Taco Bell ad

7-3

naurr Mai coming back and telling Tim it’s all okay and to forget what happened

damn, don’t Mai and Tim know that Mek was the one who ‘pranked’ them? or is Mai still taking it out on Kim cuz he wanted Kim to maybe check it before having Tim eat the cake or smth

oof Tim’s jealousy starting - I saw a clip in ep 10 where he punches some guy who was boutta kiss drunk Mai

T: I think he was flirting with you. M: and if he was? What would you do about it?

7-4

okay very interesting. Mek called the server? owner? of the restaurant Hia and she was like “what do you mean by Hia? It’s Jie now” and that was that

wtf is this spicy challenge Mek and Tim are doing tf

lol Mai really said “it’s none of your business”

lmfao pls Mek getting self-conscious and Kim literally gulping at seeing Tim shirtless

Kim does look like Saint

pls Mek and Tim’s endless competitiveness

pls Mek is so lmfao his “Sorry, I’m not act like a child again.” had me going yeah sure how many times have you apologized for being a child again. then he goes on with “But if you ever want me to... I promise I’ll be a good boy for you.” like okayyy didn’t know you were into that

damn who’s Pam?

Ep 8 (Dec 28)

8-1

Kim roasting the guy in the BL that Q and Dao are watching that represents Mek

the OST is such by Jeff Satur! it’s good, added it on Spotify

lol Mai specifically making Tim jealous lol

please Thunderous Sky are so silly. Park saying he has a faen, Mek falling from the sky at that, Bear’s chill bc Park’s faen told Bear’s faen who told Bear

8-2

naurrr this Thunderous Sky compilation

This show is full of actors who remind me of other people. Lee = Pawin. Kim = Saint. Park’s smile = Tay Tawan’s smile

are we getting Mek taking care of sick Kim?

8-3

oof is the food Mek made gonna be bad or good

ohhh Mek’s ex-gf’s name is Pam. i thought the message was on Kim’s laptop oops

naurr Kim’s gonna misunderstand agh what with Mek telling him to go home + he gave her the bottle plant. i’m scared mans somehow saw them hug too lol but Kim doesn’t know that Mek told Pam that he likes Kim a lot

8-4

Tim and Mai’s relationship is sooo rancid right now ahh like Mai unbuttoning the top two buttons of Tim’s shirt because that’s more like him --> asking Tim to choose him an outfit for his date with Pete --> Tim basically asking a bunch of qs but then talking about how Mai told Tim to let him make his own decisions (even the way they frame this is alkfd) --> Tim looking at his own shirts to let Mai borrow

oh Mek, tell Kim you like him instead of telling Pam bc Kim’s out here “he never tells me he likes me once, he only said he’s possessive of me”

so true Bomb and Lee telling Kim to confess first instead

not them giving Kim a heart attack and a horror scare as a birthday surprise tf

wtf why is Kim’s “I like you” being met with :< from Mek

Ep 9 (Dec 29)

9-1

why’d Mek not accept his confession? is he going through something after meeting his ex-gf and scared of new relationship?

ah, uni acceptance letter? can’t he tell Kim? damn, he’s fr just avoiding Kim?

oof, university in Australia

oh stupid Tim being possessive and jealous of Mai’s new guy but refusing to admit in his feelings and make a move. agh i want more of them because their interactions are sooo rancid and passive aggressive rn

oh yay more of Tim and Mai

lmfao Mai for sure gonna think Tim just tryna sabotage his new thing that’s outside of Tim. oh Tim didn’t even mention it “hm. if you like him, that’s good.”

9-2

Bomb and Bear are just cute

lmfao Kim always taking his anger on Mek out on the plant Mek gave him is endearing

dang first BTS reference, now Squid Game spoiler

oof, I guess Mek probably won’t go to the uni in Australia but I kinda hope he does cuz like passing up academic opportunities at a young age for a relationship that hasn’t even begun

9-3

oh Mek misunderstand Tim and Kim talking

Kim Tim heart-to-heart

Park and Lee talking to Park’s mom ahh does she/will she know bout their relationship

alksdfjlak;sdfj they’re sooo cute and domestic but also like kissy kissy bang bang lmfao wtf is “I’m tired of the bed” and jumping onto Park. keeping it spicy 7 years into the relationship ig

9-4

o lol I got nervous for a sec that

Ep 10 (Dec 30)

10-1

pls Bomb calling Bear to sit beside him instead of Kim so that Mek can sit beside him and then Park squishing Mek-Kim to one corner of the couch

10-2

first Mek last ep and now Mai seeing Tim and Kim’s convo lmfao

Mek deciding to not go abroad, who would’ve guessed

10-3

ik from that tiktok clip that Tim gonna come and punch Pete lol

Mek and Kim making up that easily? meh like at least make Mek explain about the abroad opportunity

Tim punching Pete and claiming that Mai’s his bf is so annoying like instead tell Pete off for tryna kiss Mai when mans is drunk out of his mind, that’d actually show you care about Mai instead of just wanting to posses him agh

why are the Mek-Kim makeup and Tim-Mai confession both so meh and anticlimactic

10-4

lmfao Kim now being like ‘i don’t like you anymore, P’Mek’ because maybe he found out about the abroad thing? and wants Mek to pursue that?

the classic ‘i’ll break up with you so that you pursue your dreams but neither of us will actually communicate anything to each other’

Ep 11 (Dec 30)

11-1

pls I don’t wanna watch Kim work shitty job, like that’s so not my interest

so how many years is this time skip? 2 years? since i guess they were juniors before and now it’s their first day working? or acc just one year because they were at the end of junior year

11-2

dang, why’s Kim mean to his mom? Is he resentful that they left them all alone

ofc Kim just gets assigned to Mr. Mega who nobody knows but is somehow Mek

Mek being a dickhead to workers reaching out to him with just an email that he doesn’t have to answer? unsurprising ew

11-3

Park-Lee are interesting but also give me a headache like oof now Lee thinks Park’s cheating. oh he has a ring

agh I’m so annoyed by Kim’s boss and also Mek being annoying as a client like idgaf

11-4

please I hope both Park and Lee have rings and plan to propose. one of the best things about same-gender couples is sometimes accidentally proposing at the same time

pls Lee snooping through Park’s phone --> Park saying “Lee” --> Lee chucking the phone across the bed --> turn around to see Park kneeling with a ring

anyway yay them both proposing

their hands with the ringsssss as they makeout

oh Bear-Bomb physically intimate scene too

often shows fall into extremely PG territory (possibly with a serving of being grossed out by the thought of sex without explanation) or it’s like an NC-17 show but this series has like sprinkling of nsfw scene or hints of the couples being physically intimate because that’s just how they are

ofc Mek and Kim get blackout drunk every time they drunk tf

okayyy Mek and Kim kiss and make up, I’m so tired of this. hope its’ not a dream of Kim’s

Ep 12 (Dec 30)

12-1

oh Mek orchestrated meeting Kim at his company

lol Kim’s mom walking in on them sleeping in bed

k it’s kinda interesting to see Kim go from student president with plans to someone who struggled to get a job and is working unrelated to his studied field

12-2

naurrr Bear forgot his and Bomb’s anniversary date

so Mek and Kim are bfs now

naurr Bomb and Bear were so cute throughout the whole thing but they’re making them sad and going through a rough patch in the last ep???

12-3

naurrr Bear and Bomb T.T

pls Mek and Kim asking Kim’s mom about moving in together

okayyyy one mention of work-life balance from Bear. it’s interesting to see these characters go through these things

12-4

damn history of Thunderous Sky

pls Park-Lee wedding T.T sooo domestic, esp watching this after I just reread the 2 novellas where Magnus/Alec adopted their children (The Land I Lost and Born to Endless Night). queer couples being domestic and being a family T.T

“look at Mek! He’s stealing the spotlight for himself right here at Park’s wedding” literallyyyyy why’d you pull out a ring rn? at least he didn’t propose very publicly with all the attention on them lol

mek-kim’s proposal makes no sense considering they’ve been dating for about 2 days but k

Overall:

I wish the Mek-Kim storyline went differently and there were multiple times where out of the 4 couples, their story was #3 or #4 in terms of interest from me. Considering they’re the main characters, not too good. However, when they were cute, they were cute. I think there were just some poor choices especially with the separation and they could’ve written it better rip

Park-Lee my lovelies who call each other ‘ter’ and propose at the same time and are physically affectionate and have feelings like insecurity or jealousy. Really gave me the established relationship trope I always creave.

Bomb and Bear were so cute in the beginning but then became :< sad in the end but it didn’t feel super melodramatic because it felt like something that could happen with wonky work-life balance.

Tim and Mai were sooo rancid and passive aggressive in the middle, I was liking it but then the confession was anti-climactic and then they fizzled out (kinda reminds me of NetJames’ characters’ relationship moments disappearing from the show once they got together in Catch Me Baby).

This show had a lot of heart. Don’t think I’ll remember much except Park and Lee but it was a fun enough watch while it lasted.

Rating: 6/10

Tiktoks:

Ep 2 Park and Lee in the washroom

Ep 2 Park kissing all around Lee’s face

Ep 1 - 3 Park/Lee compilation

everybody from each group dating

#ep by ep commentary #my secret love

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twilight-zoned-out · 2 years

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Keep going back and forth between these two headcanons:

Bruno asking Camilo to pretend to be him for some event because Bruno is tired of socializing

Bruno refraining from asking Camilo to pretend to be him because he overheard Camilo’s verse in We Don’t Talk About Bruno and has some concerns

#encanto #bruno madrigal #camilo madrigal #encanto headcanon #encanto bruno #encanto camilo #twilight-zoned-out #I can't tell which of the two would win out #also I wonder if the two of them engage in pranks together #or if they're extremely awkward around each other #because of the shapeshifting #maybe both

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lionessfics · 2 years

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Kakuzu NSFW headcanons?

Kakuzu is one of my favorite of the Akatsuki, so I had a lot of fun putting this list together. Inspired by how @chanfictions writes the Kakuzu and Hidan duo. I'm hoping to get a few pieces about them in the works after I get through the current requests (feel free to request if you have any ideas!). Hope y'all enjoy~

18+ Content. Minors Do Not Interact.

Kakuzu is one of the most dominant men you've probably ever encountered. He just exudes control and authority. His presence alone is enough to make you want to submit to him. Which, of course, you do willingly, knowing that no matter what happens he's not going to do anything to harm you permanently. He knows how to take care of his favorite plaything.

With Kakuzu having decades of experience, get ready for anything and everything, though he would never go against your hard limits. He would definitely encourage you try new things however, experimenting with your softer boundaries to try and open you up to new kinks.

His favorite kinks include bondage, with either rope or his own threads, sloppy sloppy blowjobs, cockwarming, and impact play with all kinds of different instruments though sometimes he's just as happy to use his own hand and getting to feel your skin warm from the strikes as you squirm and struggle underneath him as you enjoy it just as much as he is.

Kakuzu's favorite sex positions are any that have you bent over something (a desk, a table, the bed, etc), taking you roughly from behind or any that have you suspended from a Shibari rope sculpture of his making and completely at his mercy.

When he is hot and bothered, ready to take you anyway he can, there's generally nothing you can do to get out of it, so you better be ready for him when he comes for you. Especially after he's come back from a mission with that frustrating partner of his.

He prefers to keep you away from the other Akatsuki members, never having been much of the sharing type. Though, he has been persuaded to bring out his voyeur side to watch you with his partner on very rare occasions.

He is incredibly well-endowed with a big dick to match his big dick energy. And he knows exactly how to use it. Leaving you a shaking, sobbing mess at the end of every session. There's always a small worry in the back of your mind that he might actually split you in half.

Aftercare is essential even to a big, rough man such as Kakuzu. You are not allowed to be alone after sex even if it was just a vanilla session so don't even try to argue. Surprisingly, he's a cuddler, holding onto you tightly until you've come all the way down and have slept at least a little. Sometime, you wonder how much of it is actually for you and how much of it is for him. Dom drop is a very real thing after all.

He doesn't seem to be very emotionally attached to you and isn't very affectionate, however you're pretty sure he cares considering that time he almost killed Deidara and Tobi when they had decided to prank you and miscalculated the clay explosion, nearly blowing your arms off. You had been lucky to escape with only a few burns. They were lucky that Kakuzu had been on a mission and you had had the time to talk him out of murder when he got back, making him a deal that he didn't refuse to save their sorry hides from more than a tongue-lashing.

Kakuzu's favorite place to have you is on his lap, you snuggled against him with his arm wrapped around you as he works, sometimes with his cock buried in your tight pussy as you hold tightly to him, waiting patiently for him to finish so he can then fuck you bent over his desk or leaned over the bed. It's also his favorite position for foreplay. Your back pressed against his chest, legs slung over his, his knees spreading your legs apart as he buries two thick fingers in your cunt, his other hand fondling a breast as you arch and moan his name.

Another place that's good for you to be is where he can keep an eye on you. Sitting in his eyeline while reading or engaging in some other quiet hobby is his preference, one you should follow to keep yourself out of trouble. Unless, of course, you want to be punished.

#kakuzu #akatsuki #kakuzu x reader #naruto #naruto headcanons #naruto fanfiction #kakuzu headcanons #lionessanswers

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edwardskhakipants · 3 years

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Forks, Washington. August 2004.

Esme and Carlisle stood in the middle of their grand living room, waiting for their five vampire children to arrive. Alice arrived first—prompt as usual. She settled herself gracefully onto the tufted sofa Esme had recently acquired, only to be immediately jostled by Emmett who heaved himself onto the cushions. A breath caught in Esme’s throat—she had lost many pieces from her beloved collection by that action—but it looked like this one was still in one piece. For the moment. Jasper took Edward’s normal spot in the only armchair, forcing Edward to wedge himself between Alice and Emmett.

“What?” Rosalie grumbled as she perched on the armrest of the couch beside Emmett, “Are we having another one of those How to Respect the Telepath in Your Life meetings again?”

“No,” Edward answered, fully aware of the intent of this meeting since it hatched in Carlisle's mind two days prior. “But there’s never a bad time to bring that up. Christ, Emmett, if you’re going to have a song stuck in your head for over seventy-two hours, the least you can do is learn the correct lyrics.”

Emmett’s eyebrows knit together, asking his brother a silent question.

“It’s ‘mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido,’” Edward answered.

Emmett’s brow furrowed doubtfully.

“No.” Edward shook his head, answering Emmett’s thoughts. “Why would he eat a beetle?”

Emmett grinned playfully and tilted his head towards Edward.

Edward wasn’t amused. “You know what it means.”

A silly grin plastered on his face, Emmett elbowed Edward in the ribs, silently egging him on.

Edward’s eyes darted to Carlisle, then Esme, and he shifted in his seat. “Sexual desire,” he muttered.

Emmett howled with laughter and clapped his hands once, “Wow, Eddie! You’re just going to say that in front of Esme!?” Edward scowled as Emmett’s bouts of laughter echoed through the room.

Esme ran a hand through her youngest’s ginger hair. “Boys,” she warned, and Emmett sucked in his laughter.

“Our meeting today has to do with all of you,” Carlisle began.

“We simply wanted to go over the rules of attending school with you kids before you start your second year at Forks High School,” Esme explained, unfolding and re-folding her hands in front of her. “There are already whispers, and we don’t want those whispers to turn into rumors.”

“I thought the only whispers about us at school were whether or not Edward liked girls,” Rosalie said, earning an eye-roll from Edward.

“No,” Alice chirped,” Some kids think we’re a cult.”

Jasper leaned back heavily in his chair. “We haven’t heard that one since the Seventies.”

“Kids are getting more creative these days.” Emmett nodded appreciatively.

Esme held up one, delicate finger. “Which is why it is best to take preventative action.”

Carlisle took the floor. “We thought a few reminders would be helpful before you started your first day of your second year,” Carlisle said. “We don’t want another incident like the one we had at the end of last year.”

Every head in the room turned towards Emmett.

“What?” Emmett threw up his hands in exasperation, “The water gun fight was the senior prank—I wasn’t the one who brought them to the school. Hell, I wasn’t even the only student who got suspended!”

“That’s true,” Carlisle agreed, “but you were the only student to shout, ‘Sit down, kids! Daddy’s gotta tinkle,’ and shoot the stream of the gun from your crotch.”

Jasper snickered—the sound was immediately silenced by a single raised eyebrow from Esme.

“I still don’t see the problem,” Emmett continued, “That’s not necessarily a vampire thing.”

Edward—who often mistook himself as the third vampire parent rather than the youngest son—sighed, “Yes, but it brings unnecessary attention to the family. Which is the first rule: do not bring attention to yourself.”

Esme ran her fingers through her son’s hair once more, “Yes, darling, you are especially good at keeping to yourself.” Edward’s eyes widened, despite Esme’s gentle touch, already aware of where her point was headed. “So much so, that I have been given the names of several child therapists to help my son through his depression. One was recommended for his exceptional work on spotting and treating the early signs of sociopathic behavior.”

Esme grabbed her son’s chin and forced him to look at her. “You have to talk to other people.”

Knocked off his high horse, Edward flinched back from Esme’s hand. “Friendship with humans never bodes well for us.”

“We’re not asking you to create lifelong friendships with humans,” Carlisle clarified, “We are simply asking you to be likable.”

“A nearly impossible feat for Edward.” Rosalie grinned. The comment went unnoticed, save Edward’s slight flinch. But the quick, little tick was satisfying enough for Rose.

“Look at your father,” Esme gestured towards Carlisle, “At every hospital he works at, he goes out of his way to ensure he is well-liked among his colleagues. He forces down countless lunches and coffees, solely to make sure they’re comfortable around him.”

Carlisle took over. “And your mother, a beloved member of her gardening club and a prized member of the PTA.”

“And neither of us have rumors started about us, and do you know why?”

All five teenagers grumbled the ingrained response. “Humans don’t want to spread rumors about people they like.”

“Exactly.” Esme nodded.

“I try!” Alice whined, “But Edward never lets me talk to any humans.”

“That’s because every, single thing that is about to come out of your mouth is incriminating. You might as well walk around with a neon sign that says, ‘I’m a psychic vampire’.”

Alice scoffed, “Is not!”

“You wanted to tell Nihal Howard not to audition for the musical.”

“And he broke his leg on opening night,” Alice challenged.

“You were going to tell Christiana Ward that pink was not her color.”

“And she lost prom queen to Ashley Kirby.”

Jasper put a comforting hand on his wife’s knee. “Maybe try not to meddle so much, darlin’. Natural relationships, first.”

“They would have been!” Alice wailed, “I would have played it cool and casual and made friends and you all would have seen it! But everyone’s hurt and I have no friends at all because Edward won’t let me try!”

Edward rolled his eyes.

Carlisle suppressed a heavy sigh. “You have to let your sister try, Edward.”

Edward’s mouth fell open. “You cannot seriously be siding with her on this!”

But Carlisle stood his ground. He and Edward stared at one another for a few seconds, engaged in a silent conversation. In the end, Carlisle tilted his chin and Edward slumped back. Victorious, Alice used both pointer fingers to jab Edward in the side several dozen times at vampire speed.

Rosalie flipped her golden locks over her shoulder. “I don’t know how you all struggle so much. I have no issues with becoming well-liked at school while remaining inconspicuous.”

“Oh yeah, you’re so inconspicuous,” Edward grumbled, now extra-petty that he had been called out two times in one meeting. “You dress like you're on your way to brunch at your second husband’s country club in Beverly Hills and you make out with your foster brother. The perfect picture of discretion in Forks High School.”

“At least I don’t dress like a sad, old man.” Rosalie grimaced, disappointed in her comeback. The light, humorous insults that were required in family situations were Emmett’s forte; Rosalie’s insults were meant to emotionally cripple a person.

Edward sat up in his seat on the couch and turned to face Rosalie. “I think you missed the main takeaway in that you make out with your foster brother.” Edward turned back. “I can read your minds, and I still don’t understand what made either of you think it was okay to bring your relationship to school?!”

Emmett smiled, unperturbed. “It’s hot.”

“It’s disturbing,” Edward disagreed.

Esme frowned, “You kids don’t really do that, do you?”

“Would it help if Jasper and I became an official couple too?” Alice suggested. Jasper perked up at the idea of being able to hold hands with Alice in public again.

“No!” Edward yelled at the same time Emmett and Rosalie muttered their acquiesce.

“It wouldn’t seem as weird if there were two couples,” Emmett agreed.

Edward dug his fingers through his hair. “Oh my god!”

“...maybe not, kids,” Esme intervened, but was ultimately ignored.

“So should we come out today like it happened over the summer, or make a little show out of it?” Alice asked Rosalie.

Rosalie waved a hand in the air. “Oh, it’s way more fun if you play up the theatrics.”

“A little more realistic, too,” Emmett agreed.

Alice looked to Jasper for his opinion. “It might be better if we were discreet about it,” she said. “Like we knew it was wrong, but we wouldn’t let anything stand in the way of our love.”

Jasper scooted forward to the edge of his seat. “Or we could let it be quiet and drawn out. Let others see our mutual pining, and root for us to be together.”

Gazing deep into the golden eyes of her soulmate, Alice sighed, “I love that.”

“If people wanted us to get together, it would normalize Emmett and Rosalie’s relationship.”

“Or Rosalie and Emmett could stop,” Edward suggested, bitterly. “That would be normal, too.”

“Oh, Edward,” Alice patted his shoulder, “You’ll find love someday, too.”

“That is not at all what bothers me about the situation.”

Carlisle made the decision for everyone. “Rosalie and Emmett, break up at school. Alice and Jasper, remain friends and siblings.”

Disappointment filtered into the room through Jasper.

“I heard that,” Edward grumbled at someone’s thoughts.

“You were supposed to,” Rosalie shot back.

“We are also initiating a new rule,” Esme brought the room back to the conversation at hand, “No more correcting your teachers.”

A chorus of complaints rang from the couch.

Esme clicked her tongue, “I’m tired of defending you all from entirely preventable issues. I have emails from curious teachers wondering why my foster daughter is taking French 101, when she already appears to be fluent.” Esme looked at Rosalie, who immediately tucked her bottom lip between her teeth. “Or why my son, at the tender age of sixteen, could not only deadlift three hundred pounds in his first weightlifting class, but also give his coach tips on improving his posture.”

Emmett glanced over at Edward before he realized Esme was, in fact, addressing him. “What!?”

Jasper snorted. The sound was a mistake, for it brought Esme’s wrath onto him. “And not to mention the emails from not one, not two, but three teachers warning me that my foster son has an intimate understanding of the mechanics of a point fifty-eight caliber rifle-musket.” Esme held out her hands, almost pleadingly, “How does that subject keep coming up, Jasper?”

A noncommittal grunt was the only answer Jasper had for that question.

“No more,” she commanded. “You can get good grades but keep your extra knowledge on any subject to yourself. Whatever your teacher teaches is all you know. Understand?”

“But what if we—” Edward started.

“Understand?” Esme repeated.

The five teenage vampires understood, even if they didn’t want to.

“I believe that all five of you will graduate from Forks High School!” Esme cheered.

The kids stared back, unable to muster the zeal Esme had over the prospect.

“Meeting adjourned!” Carlisle announced, and faster than fast vampire speed, the kids bolted from their seats.

Esme was able to get in a few more reminders as her children flitted around the house and filed out to the silver Volvo. “Remember to buy lunch with cash and not your credit cards. Emmett, please do not joke about being mauled by a bear. Do not address your teachers by their first names—I don’t care if you’re older than they are, Edward. Alice, please wear something a bit more causal, pet.”

When the house was finally empty, Carlisle pulled Esme backwards into his chest and began massaging her temples. The gesture wasn’t needed, but any touch from her husband was always welcome.

“Do you think they’ll listen?” she asked her husband.

“Not a chance.”

#this bad boy had been swimming around in my head for awhile #please enjoy #my other fics havent been cullen centric enough for me lately #so i had to do something #twilight fic #twilight fan fiction #and thank you to the editing queen edwardsmate4ever for beta'ing for me #youre a queen

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hopefullystillatheatrestudent · 3 years

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i'm so excited about you taking asks again ahhhh okay so. if you'd absolutely had to choose. what would be your top 5 cockles moments, and why? thank you ily <3

here’s the thing: there are so many routes i could go down with this, because cockles moments come in all shapes and sizes and formats. these include moments from their panels, their bloopers, the footage we get when they don’t even know they’re being recorded, stories being passed down from photo ops & autographs(one of my personal favorite ways to get cockles, tbh, because they’re all insane), and social media(tweets to each other, instagram posts & comments, etc.).

SO! since many a list like this has already been made, and i want to stand out from the crowd, what i’m gonna do is definitively give the number one spot to each of these five categories.(i might even throw in honourable mentions because they’re so despicably in love that they warrant that. i really put my whole pussy into this, guys, i hope you’re happy.)

disclaimer: these are my own personal opinions. but that also means i’m right. so. enjoy.

number one: top cockles panel moment

so we’re starting off with a bang, because how do you even BEGIN to rank what atrocities jensen and misha commit at jibcon. every single one they’ve had is damning in it’s own right, for different reasons.

however, considering just how much unabashed fuckery they’ve given us to sift through, it’s a good thing i do have a personal favorite despite it all. it’s heartwarming, the sweetest thing i’ve ever seen, AND it’s jarringly cinematic - mainly because it has a whole ass arc to it that was years in the making. it might even be surprising to some people, but my favorite cockles panel moment, and what i consider the one that encompasses their entire gut-wrenching journey from 2008-2013 in the most sweepingly romantic gesture possible, is this one.

i want this burned into my retinas. i am not even joking. when i'm through with my explanation, let me convince you why this is thee most romantic cockles moment of all time.

first, some history: people call this the resume off, but many seem to forget the botched attempt at a resume off a year prior. and yes, you guessed it: it's during their break up. it's a juicy time period for a reason, guys. it came across as exceedingly one-sided and VERY awkward. let me refresh your memory as to just how bad it was, and just how hard jensen was trying and ultimately failing at winning misha over: the funniest part of the whole resume off in 2013??? every joke/bit had literally already been made/done. they were just going through the motions again, but the difference THIS time...is that misha reciprocated jensen's energy. it. is. fascinating. i want to get into it more detail in another post, and i'll link it here when i'm done, but the main takeaway, i think, and the main difference that showcases how much they've grown in a year, is that in jib 3, misha flat out refused to do an accent, and this time around, he indulges jensen for literal minutes. when i tell you they're crazy, they're crazy. i can't wait to actually dive into it later.

ANYWAY, the resume off culminates in this moment here. and, like, a million things happen in this gifset. actually, more like a million and one. the music starts playingneediremindyouthatthesongissingingintherain(h e l p), misha starts dancing, jensen 'perpetually fake grumpy' ackles lets misha think he's not going to join, misha sits down defeated, but no!!! that was jensen's plan all along(look at his stupid fucking smirk) and he offers his arm to his dance partner who immediately grins like a fool, jensen then leads misha into their kick step, they perfectly synchronise and let loose, and are then very clearly having the time of their lives, hanging off of each other with joy and ease. from their expressions alone i can tell that this moment is so. so. so. so! much more than what initially meets the eye. i mean-misha is fighting back the biggest smile i've ever seen. to me, it reads like jensen is offering something to misha, something that misha kind of gave up on expecting, and him offering his arm like that is like, a surprise to him in the best possible way(and it's so not platonic, let me just say that.) as soon as jensen did that, it ushered in a new era of cockles. this panel is jensen and misha's favourite for a reason, and i think this moment is the biggest clue as to why.

whew!!! ok. that took a lot out of me and that was only point one. moving on,

number two: top cockles blooper moment

cockles bloopers hold an extremely special place in my heart, because it shows just how fucking disastrous jensen and misha are. they are so goddamn infatuated with each other that they HOLD UP PRODUCTION ALL THE TIME TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER(???). let me repeat. let it sink in. jensen ackles; arguably one of the most professional actors on that show who puts everything he has into each scene, with mountains and mountains of notes to prove it: would rather hold up production to flirt with misha collins. this sounds fake. it's not. he does it. all. the. time. and here's the thing guys!!! i'm gonna let you in on a secret!!! misha loves it. he loveesssss it. on top of that-misha collins: overlooked because he's pranked and people assume he's unprofessional as well, but his only pranks are in retaliation/off-set, and he rarely if EVER causes problems if he can help it....lets himself get carried away when it comes to jensen making kissy faces at him!!! are you actually kidding me!!! i mean. misha. it's just a face. you've seen it a million times. i don't buy that it triggers something in you that strongly....you like it, and you like jensen's reaction. you can't fool me!!! lisa berry's face in that one gifset shows just how fed up the crew is with their gross, coupley boyfriend antics.

i could pull up so many examples. sooooooo many. but my favourite was sealed since the moment i saw it.

i actually already wrote an analysis on it but i can't find it :(((( which SUCKS because i really unpacked the whole thing. i'll try to summarise.

basically, a backstory is part of this too!!! jensen and misha both had a really really hard time with this scene(because it's explicitly romantic there i said it), they sat down for hours and poured over their scripts together, they were super super nervous going into filming, both of them, jensen especially, were super hard on themselves for their performances not being true to their characters but they both complimented the other's work(boyfriend moments fr). so, yeah. they weren't confident going into shooting. and how do they get themselves to feel better???? by cuddling each other, apparently.

a lot. a LOT. happens in this specific blooper. to the point that i saw it years before i knew about cockles and it raised all sorts of flags for me.

1) stop pulling my face towards your crotch(as a thinly veiled request that misha would, in fact, move jensen's face towards his crotch, considering it was jensen moving himself there in the first place. also, why so comfy down there guys???) 2) you're my baby daddy i know(in the most intimate voice i've ever heard please) 3) i know, i know, i love you too i didn't say i love you i know but you wanted to say it etc. misha's right, of course. that's what jensen meant.

it just reeks of comfort, familiarity and intimacy between the two, and it's a moment that is extremely sweet and silly at the same time. they're so <3

number three: top cockles found footage moment

WONDERFUL category. truly the culmination of the cockles experience. many people have said that shipping cockles doesn't work because 'they're just onstage you dummies!! they're playing it up for the audience!!!' here's the thing, love. i could not disagree with you more. once you climb your way up the cockles ladder, you soon learn that they are, in fact, playing their dynamic DOWN, not up. they really are just Like That™, and they could not care less about the paying audience, if we're being honest, considering how much time they take to giggle with each other and refuse to let the audience in on the joke. and i love them for it <3

anyway, my point is that this category is for all you naysayers out there, all you 'jensen and misha's relationship is just for show and is real life queerbaiting'(?????lordhelp???) oh yeah? ok, explain this.

he. he. he calls jensen sweetheart. literally enough said. there's nothing to really add here, except, misha and jared then immediately engage in damage control. jared's method is distraction and misha's is retconning('get out of the car, dude') this was what got me to buy into the cockles dumpster for GOOD good. you don't call your buddy sweetheart accidentally and sound so completely earnest while doing it! especially not when that buddy is jensen ackles!!! you think he would let any of his friends call him that? do you?

one more thing; if it was a slip of the tongue, little mouth thing or whatever, you think jared wouldn't have jumped on it immediately??? i can hear it now. 'did you just call him SWEETHEART???' yeah. that's what i thought. you know why he didn't? because it was too revealing.

number four: top cockles autograph moment

i mean, i think we all know what it's gonna be, and if you don't, well, do i have the piece de cockles resistance that is gonna send you over the edge.

if you haven't heard of this story by now, as a cockles, truther, i'm gonna go ahead and get you to read it, because there is no possible heterosexual explanation for any of it, and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise.

spoiler alert: it's the story where phones weren't allowed in an auto session, jensen nuzzles himself in misha's hair, leans his full body weight onto him, holds his hand, etc. etc. i'm imploding just repeating this back, actually. also, just, the sheer amount of stories from photo ops where they tackle hug each other or slap each other's asses or sing romantic songs to each other or almost kiss is, frankly, a lot. if i could wish for anything, it would be to witness them in person.

and finally,

number five: top cockles social media moment

this one is super difficult, because there's obviously a lot to choose from. but you know what? full send, i'm going with this one:

i just. what to say about this. how often do misha and jensen watch sunsets together for it to qualify as ‘always’ ??? why are sunsets synonymous with their relationship??? that’s like??? a very romantic thing????? ‘this guy’??? the fact that it’s a CANDID??? i don’t know guys.

that could have been better but i am TIRED so. there you go rose ily

#cockles #cockles ask #liz answers #i really just. spend hours. writing about misha and his boyfriend.#why. why do i. do that #long post for ts

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oneprompt · 3 years

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Hi! Do you think you could write super fluffy cuddling headcanons or drabble (up to you) for corazon 💐

Corazon x Reader - Prompt : Cuddling <3

Authors notes : i decided to do a little bit of both <3 i’ve . never written for Corazon , actually ..! hopefully this isn’t Too clumsy .. although , i wouldn’t be shocked if it is .. it is quite late here ;;; oh my ! well , i certainly hope you enjoy <33 thank you for requesting <3

Cuddling Hc’s

• Corazon loves cuddling, believe it or not. He was always one to love physical affection, even when he was a little boy and would constantly cling to / embrace his mother.

• Old habits die hard now, don’t they? You best believe he’ll engage in slight touches with you, even in public. Usually a squeeze of your hand beneath the table whenever you two engage in outings.

• Corazon’s favourite way to cuddle is certainly having you perched up on his lap, leaving you completely open for pets, kisses and hugs. He’s a very affectionate man, don’t let those dull eyes deceive you.

• He also loves to spoon <3 With how tall and broad he is, it makes him the best big spoon in the world. Pairing his huggable stature with his cute cozy clothing makes it 10x better. You often trace your finger along the hearts that decorate Corazons pink button up.

• Corazon would certainly own plushies and cute patterned blankets, that i know. If you two are cuddling, he prefers to in bed with all of his belongings, plushies looming over the two of you as you cuddle and kiss within the pastel sheets he owns.

• He also loves to lay his head on your chest, especially after a hard day. Some days, Corazon just wants to be silent, cocooning within your body, embracing every bit of warmth that sticks to your flesh and clothing.

• If you’re together while he takes Law in, expect family cuddles! Corazon will make Law cuddle you and him during some nights, wether he likes it or not ( spoilers : law likes it )

• Corazon will let you wear one of his shirts when you guys cuddle, especially when you two are about to sleep. He loves seeing how large his clothes are on you, he finds it to be incredibly cute.

• He can be a bit too clingy, at times. As i mentioned, old habits die hard. Corazon gets too close at times, almost not wanting to let you out of his arms. He’s afraid of losing you, even if he takes his eyes off of you for just a single second. Of course, Cora respects your space, he’s just afraid of losing more people he cares for.

Cuddling Drabble <3

Letting out a gentle sigh, Corazon finally cuddled up in bed with you. It had been a rather busy day, having occupied more then enough of the mans time. He was tired, excruciatingly tired. It was more then obvious to tell, especially having his usual makeup stripped from his features, exposing the bags that loomed beneath his eyes.

You moved onto your side, facing your lover. Corazon was a much better sight then the blank canvas of the wall within your shared room. His blonde locks were tossled, left a mess after wearing his minverva shaded hat all day. Part of you wanted nothing more then to speak to him, wanting to ask all about what happened today with Law and his brother. Had Baby Five played more nasty pranks on him? You couldn’t help but wonder and anticipate the possible stories that laid before you.

But something caught your tongue, almost as if a spell had been casted upon you, preventing you from even parting your lips. Cora looked so very sleepy, certainly too tired to giggle and share stories with a level of sincerity. You didn’t speak, just gazing upon the blonde. He was so very cute, even as you two had been together for a year or so by now.. you were still taken aback every time you saw him with his signature face paint discarded. Corazon was handsome, regardless. But the sight of his genuine face, his most authentic self made your heart melt.

Your silence was suddenly fumbled by the audio of a small gasp exiting your mouth, slipping like fine wine. You were suddenly pulled close to the man, his strong arms securing you around his chest. Corazon smelt of smoke and cologne, just like he always did. It was a comforting smell to you, at that point. Every whisp of cigarettes you would smell in public made you smile, every trace of your face reflecting a gentleness only a love struck fool could display. Smelling the real thing was perfect, a perfect end to your day.

You smiled against the fabric of Corazon’s shirt, placing a tiny kiss against the pink, your lips sinking into the material. It was a subtle gesture, but one that was apparent enough to display your affections to your beloved. Corazon was used to such a thing and he had always loved it. He loved the way you displayed your love, wether whenever you would throw your arms up excitedly and engulf him in a deep hug or the subtle caress of your hand running against his shoulders. No matter what you would do, he loved it. Corazon loves every form of love you fed him, and he always would love them.

He squeezed you, letting out a tender groan as he nuzzled within your form. You felt so nice, you always would. Much better then the plushies Corazon would be stuck with whenever you were out of the house, leaving him to snuggle and lovebomb the sewn items. Corazon felt at home within the lengths of your arms, the sound of your soft breathing rocking him to an unbelievable state of steadiness. He loved your cuddles and every bit of love you would show him, no matter what form of affection it was, he adored it.

But your cuddles were certainly the best declaration of love you handed him.

#one piece #one piece imagines #one piece x reader #corazon #corazon x reader #corazon x you #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #cute #self insert #fanfic #x reader #one piece x you

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Liar

(George Weasley x Ravenclaw!reader)

Part 2

Summary : The reader has a secret crush on George Weasley, and often daydreams what it will be like to be loved by him. After succesfully keeping it to herself for years , her ‘friend’ breaks out the secret, and George sends her a letter as a reply.

Warnings : angst, toxic-friendship, minor character anxiety, light swearing, unrequited. (tell me if I missed something)

A/N : please note that this was written during my early tumblr era! definitely didn’t expect this to get as much attention as i thought <3

- based on true events -

Truly, Y/N never meant to fall for George Weasley, the humorous, lively, redhead who was two years older than her. Definitely one of the best beaters Hogwarts ever had. Of course, the Weasley twins were definitely hot ( like moto moto hot).

As much as she frequently daydreams to be with him, there were also other girls who fawn themselves over him. So who was she? A silly Ravenclaw, to compete with the 'other girls' when George barely even spared a glance towards her? Please. She wouldn't even be surprised if George forgot her name, since they haven't talked for almost a year now. Or was it more?

She wasn't one to approach people first, so all she could do was look at him from afar.

She'd often see him and Fred roaming the halls at night after she spent the entire evening in the library. They were probably sneaking out and doing god knows what. Multiple times when they past each other, she'd smile and look down to her feet, afraid he would find out the way her heart feels fuzzy, or when her heart beats at an impossible rate, or the way wild thoughts run through her head – like imagining him trying to engage in a sudden conversation.

As expected, he never did, how would he know? Why would he talk to someone he barely knows? Will they even ever be friends? These questions hurt her, but she couldn't blame him. After all, she was the one who was afraid of taking risks.

When did she realize she fell for him you may ask ? 4th Year, she had always known who George and Fred were, since she sometimes hangs out with the golden trio. Ron would mention them and complain about their pranks.

Y/N would smile every time George made a funny comment towards Ron. When they were together, George would glance towards Y/N and Hermione and send a wink that made her melt, but she ignored the feelings, because obviously you could perceive someone attractive without liking them 'that way' right? On the day the twins said they were going to attempt joining the Triwizard tournament, you felt your heart drop and you silently prayed they would change their mind, but luck wasn't on your side.

Instead, Fred and George had asked Y/N for help coming up with different ways, because they know Hermione would refuse to help them outsmart Dumbledore's spells. So they spent time finding spells from different books, but she had spent more time with George since Fred would go off to sleep early during their research night.

Until the day she accidentally slipped out the ageing potion, Fred who was paying attention intently said "Yes! Wicked! George and I should probably start brewing or it might be too late. Thank you, Y/N."

They had run off before she could say it probably won't work. Since then, the three of them stopped spending time together and Y/N missed spending time with George. She missed his presence as well as his ridiculous yet charming jokes.

Although they were from different houses, Y/N would come to every quidditch match George plays and support him from the stands, even if Ravenclaw was playing against them. Unbeknownst to you, George would never miss to notice this. But he brushes it off, considering she's probably supporting Harry. Y/N never misses a chance to look at him from across the halls and wonder what it would be like to sneak off with him to the lake, to join George and Fred on pranks or to study with him in the library even though she knows they barely do, considering she never sees them there.

"You know, if you keep staring at him I'm sure he'll ask you out to Hogsmeade." Willow sighed without looking up from her book.

Startled, Y/N tore her eyes away from George's direction and glanced at her friend, Y/N thinks of Willow as one of her good friends.

She felt the heat rising from her cheeks. "W-what, I was just looking at..um," She bit her lip and cursed herself for not coming up with a quick excuse.

It was the third time she had seen the twins in the library, it was odd. They don't seem to be studying either. They were just whispering and scribbling out lists. During those three times, she'd also been admiring George -- wondering what it would feel like to run her hands through his soft red hair.

"You were looking at George Weasley? You look like you were going to gobble him up."

I mean he does look like a snack.

No, stop.

"Pardon?" You saw Willow's eyes widen.

"OH MY GOD-" She realized what she thought was her inner voice, has actually been heard.

Forgetting the two of them were in the library, a few students had abruptly shushed her. Luckily, Madam Pince had gone out briefly. "Did I just say that out loud?" She asked lowering her voice.

Willow nods "But don't worry, I'm sure nobody else heard.", gesturing to the distance between their table and the rest of the others.

Y/N glanced back at where the twins were sitting, but the two of them were nowhere in sight. She slowly closed her Potions book and sighed. "C'mon, Y/N. Admit it..you've been crushing on George, it's obvious." Willow said gathering her books, signaling it was time for them to go back to their common room.

Y/N didn't mean to tell anyone about her secret. But right then, she trusted Willow, so she stood up as wel,l carrying her books and nodded.

The two of them walked out of the library with Willow asking countless amounts of questions.

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"Did you hear about that rumour?"

"That's the girl."

"The Ravenclaw with Y/H/C"

She walked faster, ignoring the harsh whispers, her brain racing with thoughts. Why are they all looking at her? As her thoughts run wilder and her pace quickens, she heard somebody calling out her name. Her mind was too frantic to recognise the voice's owner. She halts and turns around, Hermione lightly jogs to her.

"Merlin, Y/N, why were you walking so fast?"

Y/N rolls her eyes and nods towards the corridor filled with students, some of them quickly looked away pretending to be interested in the floor pattern, some gave her weird looks, the whispers became less. Hermione gave them dirty looks.

"Do you have any idea why they're acting like I have Voldermort's face plastered at the back of my head?"

Hermione's gaze softens and she slowly nods, avoiding eye contact. "About that..Willow..um, told some people about you and George and well.."

Y/N looked at Hermione with raised eyebrows, figuring out what she was trying to say. That's when it hit her.

The secret's out.

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How could Willow do this to her? Did their friendship mean nothing? Y/N stomped her way back to her common room. Shit. Shit. Shit. What was she going to do? What would George say? During her journey back, she had gotten a few comments similar as "You don't deserve George."

"I heard George say he doesn't even know who you are." some Slytherins snickered as Y/N walked past them. It took every urge in her body to not slap their smug looks.

As she entered the Ravenclaw common room, she saw Willow and a few other students sitting on the couch and they all looked at her. Y/N ignored them and walked across the room to go to her dorm. She needed her bed, her comfy pillow, to calm herself.

"I bet she'll be over him in a week or less" she heard one of Willow's friends say.

Y/N slows her pace, she closes her eyes shut trying to take deep breaths. 'Don't say anything' she reminds herself, don't give them the satis-

"How many people did you say she's been crushing on again, Willow?"

Willow cleared her throat saying "Oh I dunno, I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted to snog all the boys." loud enough for Y/N to hear.

That bitch.

"Why?" Y/N said turning around, her face was red with anger. She would love to hex all of them to oblivion, but she knew better. Willow simply stood up and flattered her eyelashes innocently, "Why what Y/L/N?"

"Are you that naïve to lie? Why did you tell everyone about my feelings?" Y/N confronted her, hearing her own anger in her voice. Willow was the only person who knew about Y/N's feelings for George.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Willow lied, smiling sweetly.

Y/N tightens her jaw. "I thought you were my friend, but with 'friends' like you, who needs enemies?"

With that, Y/N turned and stomped her way to her dorm, the rest of her dormmates hadn't gone back, which made Y/N sigh with relief. She paced across the room, What was she to do? Will George be mad? She regretted going back to her dorm, it was as if the room was haunting her, making her slowly go mad.

There was only one solution to this, she needed to talk to him, her head was spinning. And with that, she wore her robes and walked out.

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It took her almost the whole day looking for George, Luckily, it was Saturday but she wouldn't call it luck. That's when she saw the redhead sitting on a bench, looking up at the night sky. Alone. Y/N felt her heart stop, she wanted to know what it feels like with his arms around her, telling her it will all be okay.

"George?"

George looked up at her in surprise, she wasn't sure if he'd heard about the rumors. She hoped he didn't, but that was merely impossible since everyone was talking about it.

"Um, hey" he said, sounding as normal as he can. His freckled hair and brown eyes made her heart beat faster than ever, it was a while since she'd heard his voice. "Can we talk?"

George's expression was unreadable, but he nodded. She fidgeted with the hem of her sleeves avoiding eye contact. What do people in her situation do? Would George laugh at her? She briefly came up with the first thought it her mind.

Confess

She didn't care if he already knew, she needed to let him know herself, even if she's not the first person he's heard it from. She gathers her courage and says "I think I love you."

George pretended to be surprised, "Oh. Really?" he asked, moving his gaze to the ground. "Yeah." she mumbled, followed by an awkward silence. You thought he had felt the same, she had seen him look at her sometimes when she stares at him, and she would look away, blushing. George seemed to be thinking too, but after a few minutes he said "I'll um, I'll tell you later..It's getting late."

On her way back to return to her dorm, wild thoughts began pacing through Y/N's mind. What if George actually liked her too? She knew she was getting her hopes high, but she couldn't stop wondering if George was actually going to ask Fred for advice on how to confess? Well, she was partially right..

Around 3AM, she woke up to a sound of an owl swooping past her and dropping something on her desk, she slowly got up and looked over to the rest of her dorm mates who were still asleep. She dragged her feet to her desk.

A letter with her name written on the cover was neatly laid on top of her books. Y/N hurriedly took the letter and brought it to her bed, and once she was sitting on it, she pulled out the paper inside the letter.

Y/N,

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but, I have no other way to put this. I'm dating Angelina. I know this will hurt you, but please forgive me. Don't tire yourself and take care.

You deserve better.

Sincerely,

George.

Y/N sat still, sinking in George’s words, she felt her world crumble, hearing her own heart breaking. Of course, how could she not know? Angelina was stunning, and they were close. Who wouldn't date her? Y/N's mind spaced out and she finds herself silently crying under her blankets, heartbroken.

Y/N couldn't remember the last time she'd eaten, she couldn't bare going down to the Great Hall for meals, she couldn't bare facing the taunts from other students, couldn't bare facing George again. Every time she was in the shower, she would practice smiling in the mirror, telling herself she's better than this, but would break down in tears feeling ashamed and embarrassed.

Her parents had sent her a howler, scolding her for skipping her classes, so she slowly started attending classes, but would show up with bags under her eyes. Most people had stopped teasing her, but she still hid out in her room.

She heard faint knocks, and heard someone enter the room. She knew who it was,

"Go away, Hermione." she groaned. Hermione had comforted Y/N since the night. Y/N was grateful to have someone care about her, after all, the rest of the Ravenclaws haven't talked to her.

"Y/N, you need to eat something, this isn't like you,"

"What is like me, Hermione?" She croaked

"You would get to the matter of this, because I know you wouldn't let anyone break you like this." she snapped, she'd been patient with her. Y/N winced a little at her remark but she knew Hermione was right, there wasn't a point in hiding out. She'd have to face him sooner or later anyway.

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2 Months Later

Y/N started feeling better but she had talked less and less to people. She'd seen George more then she'd ever did in the hallways. She hated how her heart still flutters at the sight of him. Gradually, she'd grown stronger. She heard the twins would be leaving Hogwarts soon, but she tried not to think much of it, pushing her feelings deep down in her heart. However, no matter how much she tried, she knew she still loved George.

Y/N was talking to Harry when she saw Angelina walking towards her. Oh no. But before she could walk away Angelina had caught her up. "May I talk to you, Y/N?"

She nodded slowly and Harry said goodbye, leaving the two of them standing opposite of each other.

"I just heard what happened about George, you okay?"

"I'm doing fine," Y/N replied quickly, she couldn't face Angelina "I'm sorry about George, I didn't know the two of you were in a relationship."

Angelina's smile faltered, she frowns confused. "What? George and I aren't dating"

This time Y/N looks at Angelina confused. Did she hear her wrong?

"Oh then, sorry the two of you broke up-"

"Y/N, we were never in a relationship,"

That's when it hit her, did George lie? Why would he? Was she not good enough? These questions filled her head all at once.

She walked away from Angelina, who was calling out her name. Unaware, Y/N's tears fell, feeling the lump in her throat.

You deserve better

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