Also I know it’s basically beating a dead horse by now, but can we talk about how much Sofia Coppola had to be bad at acting to act opposite Andy Garcia in The Godfather III and NOT be taken in by Andy Garcia’s Vincent Corleone? 

Because I firmly stand by the fact that Andy Garcia and the cinematography is the only thing that stands up to the original, despite the convoluted as hell plot, the weird inc*st storyline, and the fact that in the books Vincent Corleone shouldn’t even exist, because Vincent’s mother literally had one third of the original book dedicated to her gynaecological issues-

Nevertheless, Andy Garcia is turning on the CHARM in every scene opposite Sofia Coppola, and would make me die even if I was ATTEMPTING to act. Instead, he had to act opposite a wooden plank. In this essay, I will-