pov: aliens speak in a way that is impossible for humans to mimic with our own voices and mouth shapes so we’re just improvising
human 1: this is my alien friend, Steve
human 2: Steve..? sorry it’s just i didn’t think extraterrestrials would have such.. human names
steve: oh, steve is simply what my human companion here calls me
human 2: oh? what’s your actual name?
steve: *alien noises that are incomprehensible to human beings*
human 2: …yeah alright, we’ll go with steve
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Build a Bear Bearlien 👽💚 ✨
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"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human" 🖖💫
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Human: we have pack bonded!
Alien: we’ve known each other for a week?
Human: pack bond :)
Alien: I mean I suppose, I’m glad we have become-
Human: if you ever need me to kill someone for you, just give me a call ;)
Alien: I.. Pardon?!
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