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shinymooncolor · 4 years

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@lumosinlove most recent chapter was a rollercoaster of crying, yelling and a lot of love for her oc’s. Can we get a round of applause for NatALLY? ❤️

I promise Prague will come up soon, just had to react to the gem that was the last chapter 🏳️‍🌈

So here’s a little sweater weather chat for you as well 😍

(Sergei and Kuny texts in Russian, but to make it easier - it’s in English 😜)

Sweater weather chat #11

Sergei goes into dad-mode. Kasey considers murder. Kuny is a cat. Nado trolls. And he’s got some creative threats. Natalie and Lily are amazing. Walker has a good idea. We struggle with metaphors. So many rainbows. James organizes a “let’s protect Re at all costs” schedule. Sunny texts Hank. Dumo is Dumo ❤️

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Dumo: sergei. Hey. I wanted to know how you’re doing.

Sergei: are you ask if I support cap or are you ask if I am ok?

Dumo: you know me too well, old friend.

Sergei: I do not share views with my home on all things.

Dumo: I know. I’m sorry. But we need to support Sirius, and Remus, for that matter, as a team. I need to know I’ve got my best friend with me.

Sergei: I support. We win more. I play my time for Russia. Is ok.

Dumo: what about Kuny?

Sergei: I talk to him. No problem. He is young. Different age.

Dumo: he doesn’t have to say anything. We can keep media off of him but they might ask from Russian media? How can we protect him. Alice is on it. But.

Sergei: Pascal. I raise that boy from he 17. Anya and I not let him ruin national career. But I know him too. He is a good boy and he will support his cap.

Dumo: can I add sunny?

Sergei added Sunny to the chat

Sunny: well that was a shit show. Thank the hockey gods we didn’t have social media when we were babies

Dumo: hehe they’d have never let Sergei back into Russia. 😂

Sergei: I know you have picture. I have too.

Sunny: what’s the plan? I’m not afraid to take a misconduct and a ban if someone says shit

Dumo: it won’t help. But I get it. All star is not going to be fun for him. At least cherry is no longer on tv to say something.

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Sergei: hey kid, how are you?

Evgeni: it’s crazy. I mean. He seemed happier but it was so bad the way it was done. I’m really sad for them.

Sergei: I know. No one should have to experience that. Being forced. But kid, how’re you? Anyone tried to get comments?

Evgeni: I... yes... but I don’t know what to say. I don’t care. But. What can i say? I want to play for home. 😟

Sergei: I know. You’ve done two great worlds as a senior, one Olympic and they would be crazy not to pick you. But you know them. You know what it’s like, what they say.

Evgeni: but. He’s my captain. I don’t know. Will you say?

Sergei: I’m old. I’ve done my national duty, we’re happy here. If I can’t come home because i support my friend and captain. I’ll stay. We can try and keep them off of you ok? Alice knows this and she will help. You’re already not their favorite because you pretend to be stupid. But they’re going to be asking from home soon. They’ll expect you to denounce it.

Sergei: I just want to say I love you kid. And I support you. But remember the team is your family too.

Evgeni: I know. Shit. I’m scared. And I’m not even gay. It’s just. I know people joke about me and nado.

Sergei: I think malkin got us covered there. Half the world seems convinced him and Crosby has a secret affair. Don’t worry kid. We’ll work it out.

Evgeni: hehe they do look at each other a lot. And they always fight whenever someone takes the other one down.

Sergei: you fight everyone. And you’ll have to, even more now. They’re going to be mean about this. They’re going to come for us. You have to be strong, kid.

Evgeni: yeah. Don’t care what they say.

Sergei: I know. How’s Nado?

Evgeni: he’s okay. Mostly shocked but he’s already started fighting with people online. Blizzard too.

Sergei: be careful, kid. You’ve got a lot to lose to. Just think before you post?

Evgeni: I will dadddddd

Sergei: shut up. See you for practice. Don’t be late.

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Siriusly left the group chat

Blizzard: I DONT CARE IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE WHO EVEN THINKS ABOUT SAYING SHIT

Prongstar: we’re going to divide and conquer. We need to support Re.

CarbO’Hara: send us a schedule. Hehe also. I’m with kase on this

Nadotheman: fuck yeah.

RussianGod: 🤬👊

Sunnysideup: hank messaged me that the rangers are going to send out a statement in support of an open league for all at least. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Pens too it seems.

Krisvolley: yeah looking at the all star it’s really cool. @carbo’hara your brother started it?

CarbO’Hara: yeah big bro 😜👊🏳️‍🌈

Walkietalkie: I think it’s safe to assume that other than the snakes, we won’t really get much shit. I know some are going to be stuck up shits but. I’ve got faith. Also way to go finno. 😜😜😜 two birds in your lap is better than one on your head or whatever it is

LeWilliam: you having a stroke? That’s not how the metaphor is.

Walkietalkie: just congratulating my future brother in law. ❤️🏳️‍🌈also hey why don’t we all wear rainbows to next practice? I bet Alice can whip something up? We can get bots and Marls to comment too? 😎

Prongstar: YES! Thanks walks! Also brother in law? You marrying Alex? 🤣

Walkietalkie: naw man. I’m gonna woo noelle, marry her, build her a house and make a bunch of hockey babies. We’re gonna be a dynasty. 😍

Logantremblayzzz: you gotta ask me first. But I like you and she’s happy. Also. Ew don’t talk a about making babies with my sister 😳

Walkietalkie: tell leo to get his hands outta carb’s pants then. They’re getting freaky without you bro.

Logantremblayzzz: YOU PROMISED.

Newt-leo: sorry lo. Also it’s a lie. He was helping me tuck in my shirt. Also walker isn’t even here.

Prongstar: sure. Kuny is hogging all the nachos. If you want any better get in here.

Ollibear: so I’m cat sitting for the terrible twins at their house while you all watch all stars and comfort re? I feel left out 😫

Blizzard: sorry Olli bear. If it helps, you can come and sit in my lap. James said no and my girlfriend is being weird with lily.

Timmyforrealz: I wanna sit in your lap too kasey.

Prongstar: oh you’re too late. He’s got a lap full of Russian enforcer.

CarbO’Hara: I don’t understand the physics of how a giant like that can curl into such a small ball of enforcer. It’s cute. Gotta get a pic.

Nadotheman: careful blizzard. He’s like a cat, once he’s comfy he won’t move. He even purrs if you scratch the back of his neck. 😂

Newt-leo: 🦁🦁🦁

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NatALLY: ladies. We need to get some food going for Re. Lils and I’ve got it covered for the weekend for now. Anyone check on the disaster twins?

Celeste: Apparently Nado is already making problems online. Alice yelled for 20 minutes at dumo to talk to him.

GingerLily: what did he do?

Celeste: I’m not sure. Something about spamming someone with rainbows and threatening a journalist to run him over with the Zamboni.

Anyaismyname: they came here yesterday. Kuny and Sergei need talk and decide how to handle Russia media. I helped Nado. Was fun. He made Twitter @STILLMYCAPTAINBLACK. Is cute.

NatALLY: I followed. Fuck he’s hilarious. Hahahahaha. Also Kuny showed up at Re’s. That guy can smell nachos across a whole fucking city

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Nat: hey Jackie. Great work on the Twitter. Might I get the login? Just thinking you’ll need an administrator when you guys take the ice.

Nado: hey nat. Of course. Already shared it with Olli, kris and timmers. He he. Bitch ass trolls won’t know what hit them.

Nat: they wont. Thanks man, this is brilliant.

Nado: @STILLMYCAPTAINBLACK

PASSWORD: SNAPEISASLEAZEBALL

NatALLY: when did you get so smart?

Nado: honestly it’s mostly Kuny. I know we laugh at his English but the guy is fucking smart you know? Man he’s already trolled some Russians. Sergei and Sunny both refused to translate.

#lumosinlove #lumosinlove ocs #sweaterweather #sweaterweatherchats #sweater weather #sweaterweatheroc’s #sweater weater chatnr11

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nebulawriter · 7 years

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Blind Review S7E1

!!!!!!!!

im real excited but also eating dinner so start of this may be slow

good news, was able to eat during the recap. maybe.

is the recap not over yet? or is that Arya? I’m betting Arya. Holy shit, I didn’t expect THAT. Damn, makes sense though. She gonna kill all these people.

Those are ALL poison.

Awww Arya saving the women. by being an asshole.

DRAG them Arya. I love it. I love this. I love everything. This is brilliant. Why didn’t I think of this.

Now thats a fucking opening.

Huh, I’m almost surprised the kings landing sigil’s still a stag. I guess legally Cersei still is a Baratheon.

YAYYYYY STARKS IN WINTERFELL!!!!

We actually going to the wall, or is it like one of those things where the map always goes there, whether episodes are there or not?

Ooooh Oldtown is pretty.

No essos at all is weird.

I’m expecting dragons....

okay...army...but...who? or ships? Smoke? Hmmm. Euron, maybe? Or just creepy? Nights King? there we go, Nights king. Was that so hard?

Damn I hate zombies. I just. OH FUCK IS THAT A GIANT ZOMBIE?? I mean, I should have expected it but.... WAIT THAT WASNT FUCKING WON-WON WAS IT???

Was that a future vision?

Oh, he just went fucking straight to the gate, huh.

Interesting....IDK why but I was expecting Bran to sneak in like he snuck out. Huh.

Thank you Lyanna and Brienne. Yay fighting women!

Now would be a good time to make Sansa a hand.

Jon and Sansa this is not a good argument to be having in front of your men. Just sayin.

GUYS. HAVE. THESE. DISCUSSIONS. IN. PRIVATE.

Look you both have points but goddamn it, Privacy.

Aww Alice Karstark seems nice.

Please let this be a part of Sansa’s master plan.

Sansa’s not wrong...

The palatte of Kings Landing looks different

Yes, Jaime, you should be afraid of her.

Ahhh, Olenna is the ‘enemy to the west’ that makes more sense than Euron.

3 kingdoms at best....yeah pretty much. Like. The ‘baratheons’ are all dead. They have the Lannisters of course. Arya kinda just took out the Riverlands.

They only have Euron Greyjoy now.

HA knew it

Cersei my god.

OH MY GOD CERSEI ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY EURON?

Not sure what I think of whats his name’s armor. Gregor’s.

ha, I knew Euron was going to ask. Oh Jaime is not going to like that.

The only gift Cersei would accept is Tyrion’s head. Which I’m guessing is what Euron’s going for.

Sam does not seem as in wonder as he was when he first arrived.

Ewwwwwww

please tell me he’s still sneaking out to see his girlfriend though.

Ey, its almost a musical. I want the remix of that.

Where’s Gilly and Jaquen Hagar

Secret Door Yes

I know that voice. OH ITS PROFESSOR SLUGHORN.

ewwwwww

hmm. Not sure I feel about this archmaester. He seems reasonable, but so did the High Sparrow before he turned out to be an asshat.

Yes Brienne and Pod Training I Am Here For This.

Hi Tormund

Fuck off Petyr

hehehehheheh I love you Sansa

Damn right you know what he wants Sansa and you’re going to destroy him.

Hi Arya

Lannister men?

Damn I wanna hear that song again.

She IS heading to kings landing, huh? interestin.

She could kill them if she wants...but...hmm. This does make killing them harder, dunnit? not always so clear cut is it Arya?

How old IS Arya, anyway?

Hi Hound. the snow is better than fire, right?

Oh fuck is this the house of the people he killed? Dammit Hound.

Oh he didn’t kill them. Huh.

That is a good question. What role DOES Berric have to do in all this. He’s hardly a main character...hm.

Lol poor Hound. Has to look into flames. Its okay, they won’t shove you in, probably.

WHOOAAAA HOUND IS HAVING VISIONS oh fuck. Eastwatch.

what the fuck what the FUCK.

Oh...oh hound are you burying the man and his girl?

Oh Hound you ole softy.

Thoros you’re my fave red priest by far. By so far.

I can barely see anything on the screen dammit.

A mountain shaped like an arrowhead, huh? Hmm....

HEY THERES GILLY! Little Sam’s gotten big.

Oh my god. Oh my god is there obsidian on Dragonstone??? Oh My God.

Speaking of Dragonstone....we gonna get Danny this ep?

what the fuck what the FUCK JORAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OLDTOWN????

there she is. Rocking that dress.

DWAGONS!!!!

Dragons are like FINALLY we get to sit DOWN.

Welcome to Westeros, Daenerys Targaryen.

She gonna rip that banner down. Ha, knew it.

Nice nice nice NICE NICE NICE

I wonder if any of them are going to speak before the episode’s over.

They’re going to have to get new stark figurines, Melisandre burned them all.

One sentence. Love it.

#game of thrones #Dragonstone #got spoilers

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