#aka: dip; dip dop; the dipster; alexander (short for alexander dumas (pronounced dumbass)); dippy; sweet boi; dipshit; loud annoying one | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

anthropologist-on-the-loose · 3 years

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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

#in which i say things #not anthro #edit: this is getting notes again I realize I made a grave oversight in never listing my own pets' nicknames #dipper #full name: the dippiest of shits #aka: dip; dip dop; the dipster; alexander (short for alexander dumas (pronounced dumbass)); dippy; sweet boi; dipshit; loud annoying one

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