#ahhhhh celebrity drama
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The don’t worry darling stuff is sending me into orbit like “my favorite thing about this movie is that it feels like a movie” bestie what is it supposed to feel like??????????
Also how much did Chris pine get paid to do this because it’s clearly not enough
#give the man a raise#and Florence#and Gemma#ahhhhh celebrity drama#pretty people being dumb#AND APPARENTLY IT’S NOT EVEN GOOD#oh well#I’m amused by this entire situation so I’m thankful for that#it’s an entertaining train wreck#don’t worry darling#harry styles#chris pine#florence pugh#idk why I’m tagging this but anyway
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Can't get enough of my babies Jeno and y/n so here is more love and more questions 🤷♀️💕
For both of my cuties 💐
What reminds you of each other? ( like food, flowers, smells,...)
Favourite memory together?
Celebrity crushes ?
Childhood crushes?
Favourite thing to do together ( besides the out-of-this-world-phoenomenal sex )
Would you tattoo each other's name ? And if yes where? Hoe big?
How did you know that fou found 'the one '
Any plans on marriage yet? ( personally I kinda see y/n wearing a tiara and a majestic princess wedding dress 👀🤫 like the princess she is )
Questions for my one and only bubs y/n 💖
What are your favourite book genres ( I kinda see her as a romance, fantasy and mystery reader 🤔)
Favourite love trope ?
Favourite weather?
Questions for My dream man Jeno 💐
Favourite weather?
I wanna steal y/n from youuuu she is so precious and adorable and angel like and a literally princess ahhhhh
Favourite thing y/n does when she thinks nobody is looking ( cute )
How often do you think of y/n in a wedding dress? 👀
What do your parents think of my baby y/n?
💋MHUAW MHUAW 💋
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jeno - fresh air and pretty flower gardens
yn - my favourite love song
jeno - our first date, we explored beaches and the city hand in hand, had pancakes at a 24 hour diner at 3am and made out in my car until early morning
yn - the quiet moments. during road trips or when we wake up and look in each others eyes. we don’t need to talk to show our love
jeno - always found han sohee hot
yn - mingyu from seventeen 🫶 i’d let him fuck me
jeno - love our dates and our road trips. my favourite passenger princess
yn - your only passenger princess!
yn - love when we cook together
jeno - correction, i cook and y/n distracts me
jeno - i have her birth symbol tattooed on me, probably not the name, me and y/n don’t like how it looks 😭when we get married i’ll symbolise that with a tattoo
yn - we have two matching tattoos!! my only two tattoos
jeno - i know because when i think about her i feel something i’ve never felt before, it’s love.
yn - he’s the one. when you know, you know. love is something you can’t quite describe, it’s a feeling that transcends space, place and time. it’s the only thing that can exist eternally.
jeno - mmmhhh we’re always thinking about marriage. idc what she wears. just want her to be happy and comfortable
yn - i love my rom coms!! i love period love stories and dramas, and ofc i love ya fantasy!! mystery, not so much, it has to have romance in it <3
yn - opposites attract <3
yn - the rain because it gives me an excuse not to go out
jeno - the sun baby
jeno - don’t touch her. i don’t share what’s mine.
jeno - she has this really fucking cute ‘dissapointed’ look, she’ll cross her eyes and frown and sigh and deflate her shoulders and goddd it’s so cute. she also plays with her hands a lot when she’s nervous, that’s why i’m always holding her hands
jeno - i’ve dreamed of it.
jeno - they love her <3 she’s one of us. they love seeing me happy and they know that she’ll give me happiness. they’re like, really fucking happy for us and want grandkids already
#jeno smut#jeno x reader#nct#nct dream#nct jeno#jeno fluff#nct dream jeno#jeno#nct 127#jeno imagines#jeno angst#jeno moodboard#lee jeno#jeno icons#jeno nct#nct fluff#nct reactions#nct fanfic#nct imagines#nct smut#nct scenarios#fic mfal#fic mfal yn#fic mfal jeno
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Ahhhhh holiday whining
Real talk I am coming to hate Christmas more every year. I'ma. Fuckin curmudgeon ok. Like
Tell me how church/religious obligations have become the least stressful/most peaceful part of this, me who is in near constant existential agony and religious despair. Like????
Family drama. Commercialism. More family drama. Hours upon hours of social obligations and playing nice. Pressure to feel happy and joyful. More consumerism. More family drama. All this during winter when I'm ALREADY miserable for lack of sun. All the OCD flare ups that always accompany any sort of big event
I am increasingly just like!!! Well time to have another glass of wine :) which is not a good or healthy way to think about the second biggest theological celebration of the year and YET I genuinely cannot wait for the day to be over, for me to go back to my friend's place and hang with the cat and lick my wounds in peace with a book and some embroidery and maybe some more video game
#the duality of fran#its ok!! ill be ok!!!#i am just realizing. i lowkey hate the holidays. tbh#like genuinely dislike almost every aspect of them!!!!#its like oh existential emptiness and family bullshit now ft. annoying music and commercialism
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This just resonates - she wants stability and predictability (which is why she so desperately wants the most stable man she knows, though as I mentioned elsewhere, the moment he ditches his fiancee for her, the reason she likes him dissipates) and constant care and the tragedy is that her world, and the entire village world, is about to explode and any kind of stability will soon be out of reach and any kind of love would not be able to be certain of tomorrow.
The arrested way he looks at her...
Ahhhhh
The snow starts falling and he still looks on, intent and it’s such a quiet intense moment, a private moment in a crowd. She may not realize it, but they get each other the way her crush does not get her at all. Precisely because she does not see him as a viable choice, she does not conceal with him - when he likes her, it’s for her true self.
The intercut between the joyous celebration and the start of the horrifying invasion...god, this drama is poetry in motion.
The way her eyes well up with tears and then a snowflake lands on that wetness and the camera closes in not just on her eyes but on his face watching those tears, looking as if he’s forgot to breathe. THIS IS BEYOND!!!!
And then war intrudes into their peaceful world and all the little village griefs and joys are about to be swamped by horror...
This is the face of a man who knows games are over.
Btw, I think this may have been the invasion that our mains stumbled into in Live Up to Your Name and it is certainly the invasion the aftermath of which still haunts the protagonists of Chuno (this is the one where Tae Ha’s family died and he saved young Dae Gil and Un Nyun) and Three Musketeers (Crown Prince So Hyeon is only recently back from being a hostage as a result of this invasion in that one.) I haven’t yet watched a drama directly centered on it though, this is my first. (Side note - as I was telling @aysekira I wish they’d make a drama centering on So Hyeon - now THAT is a fascinating historical what-if and a potentially deeply sympathetic and tragic figure, not like that maniac Sado who’s gotten redeemed about a dozen times in various dramas. The closest we came was 3 Musketeers, which was flipping amazing and I am sad we didn’t get the promised second season, but I’d want a proper big historical epic. I think Cruel Palace War of Flowers deals with him somewhat and I really need to get to it. Side note - I was amused that in King the Eternal Monarch, the reason the Korea of LMH’s timeline is still a constitutional monarchy was because So Hyeon lived and became king. Anyway, mother of all tangents over.)
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Hola Steph! How have you been?
I was wondering if you have any Johnlock fic recs that are... maybe academic rivals or work rivals to lovers AU? A healthy dose of sexual tension and slow burn or whatever. Could be any word count. These days I've kinda been craving for that type of stuff, so please drop if you know any of those.
Take care dearie<33
Hey Nonny!
AHHHHH Not... precisely? Like I have Alternate Professions fics, but these three fics just came to mind that have something similar:
Love or What You Will by miss_frankenstein (T, 31,987 w., 11 Ch. || College/Uni AU || Professor John, Ph.D Student Sherlock, Pining John, Poetry, Falling in Love / Slow Burn, Light Angst, Happy Ending) – John is an English professor who specializes in War and Post-War Literature and Sherlock is the brilliant yet impossible Ph.D. student assigned to be his TA because no one in the Chemistry Department is willing to put up with him. And - somewhere between Waugh and Plath, e-mails and takeaway, novels and villanelles - they fall in love.
Performance In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori (E, 156,714 w., 21 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE|| Hollywood / Actor AU, Secret Relationship, Falling in Love, Slow Burn, Romance, Coming Out, Fluff and Angst, Pining) – Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world? Part 1 of Performance in a Leading Role
Mise en Place by azriona (M, 161,004 w., 28 Ch. || Restaurant (Kitchen Nightmares) AU || Sherlock is Gordon Ramsay / Celebrity Sherlock, Restauranteur John, Harry Plays Prominent Role, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, Cranky Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn) – John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn't have much choice. There's only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Mise en Place
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I know there are a tonne more, please feel free to remind me of them :)
#steph replies#johnlock fic recs#rivals to lovers fics#enemies to lovers fics#help steph find fics#alternate profession fics
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some weekend sweets : asian games, roborock, duck and double standards.
before we all celebrate 9/5, have some candy from the past days. 🍭 i hope you are all having a good weekend.
1. Last friday, a statement from Asian Games was going around and it’s about them recognizing the film One & Only. People were quick to connect the fact that GG is the Ambassador for the HZ Asian Games and this is an indirect collaboration for our boys.
this is part of the statement :
The Organizing Committee of the 19th Asian Games in 2022 plans and exclusively authorizes Ruyi Pictures (Hangzhou) Co., Ltd. filmed the Asian Games-themed movie "One and Only" in 2022.
It started in Hangzhou on May 27, and was successfully completed on August 5. The film was directed by Dapeng, Huang Bo and Wang Yibo lead the cast, and Chen Zhixi serves as the chief producer. A new competition item, breakdance, will be added as a carrier, telling the story of teenagers who are pursuing their hip-hop dreams. Under the guidance of the coach, overcome many obstacles and shine on the stage of love.
The film integrates the beautiful image of Hangzhou city and the concept of the Asian Games into it. It lets the general public feel the charm of the Asian Games and the beauty of the city inside and outside the stadium, constantly deepen the understanding and understanding of Hangzhou at home and abroad, and enhance the popularity and reputation of Hangzhou city.
Turtles always ask when the boys will work together again or collaborate, and I think this kind of connection is what we will be having first. It may not be a direct drama/movie collaboration yet, but expect to see them be involved in the same efforts like this one. It is definitely on brand for them because they are all about representing their country and promoting things they love. This “thank you” from the asian games committee is decided by lots of people and takes into consideration that the film will be a good way to promote the games and the city. It’s nice that XZ/WYB are both ( in a way ) at the forefront of endorsing the games to the larger population.
I also remembered this bit today ( and thought about making a CPN post ) because in the let’s chat episode, Bobo was talking about the dance competition championship he watched. Then he said they have a better chance to participate in the Olympics. He really is serious in promoting street dance as a sport and i’m sure it’s no problem for him to lend his celebrity status to do so.
I am excited to see their names pop up in other events together, where people don’t really have a choice but to shut their mouth and support whatever it is they are working on. The Asian Games are postponed because of COVID and is to resume next year. I hope it goes well and both boys get to be a part of it and represent their Country 🇨🇳
2. So funny because in SDC episode 4, we all saw Roborock as one of the sponsors. Not just roborock, but the G10s model, which GG recently endorsed. I’m not saying GG made this possible or what— it’s just a coincidence. Lol. Thank you Roborock for supporting this season of SDC 🙏🏼 and I think it’s a good thing they are gaining sponsors because it wasn’t that much when they started. Just shows that the program is popular so brands wants a piece of it.
3. In the let’s chat episode 3, while everyone was busy playing — Bobo was fiddling with other things. Specifically, a Duck toy. Hmmmm. Why did he get that? Mayhaps, it reminds him of a certain someone who recommended it to use when you are soaking your feet. This is the kind of thing that only turtles will know because of what we know of them. ☺️
4. I just have to spotlight this again! Ahhhhh!!!! I don’t remember the 🦴 necklace getting this much visibility before! and Bobo is extra happy/giddy in this episode. Having said that, I will be keeping an eye out on every frame of next week’s episode in case I see the reason why. Lol.
5. Lastly, have some good old double standards in Yibo’s POV. 🤍
• When asked in his Cosmo interview how people often describe him, he says someone who doesn’t talk much. Well, not a new information, but with ZZ he is the most talkative. We see him interact with his colleagues and even on SDC, but he has to be prompted. Or he will say something and then it ends for a while. It’s not the kind of pestering he does with ZZ 😂😂
I know I said I don’t like doing double standards anymore, especially like this, implying that Bobo won’t open up to anyone other than ZZ. We do like him having friends — and actually, what I think about is that his relationship with ZZ allowed him to be more relaxed in interacting with people. 💕
• A BAH bts showed one of his co stars asking him where his injury is. A normal question from a colleague, not really worrying much. Compared this to ZZ’s constant worrying even in the slightest chance that Bobo will get hurt 🥺
AND OH, I noticed this in the Let’s Chat episode!
I don’t know what Bouboo’s relationship status is but his reaction and Yibo’s is making me 👀. Is he shy because he does not want to be put on the spot and talk? Or is it something else? I didn’t expect Bobo to do this. HAHAHAHAHA! He is like the kind of person who is in a loving relationship so he wants his friends to have a partner too! 😂😂😂 Bobo, not all of us can be in a sweet relationship like yours! 🙃
- END.
#yizhan#bjyx#all of this is cpn#there is no science here folks im just clowning like i always do#hello to me and a long weekend ☺️☺️☺️
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For the sacred romantic moments + sentence starters and I’m sending in three prompts because they speak to me when it comes to Gwent - and hey you can add these to the collection on ff.net too if you want 😉
“Your hand is tiny. Look at the size difference.”
“I could never hate you. Not really…”
“We’re not ‘just friends’… You know that…”
AHHHHH! How long has this been sitting in my ask box? Way too long. I’M SORRY BITE, I’M TERRIBLE!
Anyway, let’s get to some lil drabbles, shall we?
Watching Gwen draw was a truly fascinating experience, this was a side to her that Trent had never seen before. Trent was quite proud of the fact that he had succeeded in becoming close to Gwen so quickly, he had seen how she could be around the other contestants- standoffish and curt. Trent was happy that he had managed to get past Gwen’s hardened barriers, that she was comfortable around him that he could witness Gwen like this- totally at peace, completely lost in her own little zone, and genuinely happy.
Trent’s eyes eventually moved from taking in Gwen’s peaceful smile to drifting down to Gwen’s hand that was gripping her pencil, her hand was moving confidently, there was no hesitation in any of the strokes Gwen made across her sketchbook. Trent wasn’t sure why he suddenly so fascinated with Gwen’s hand but here he was- her hands were snow-white, just like the rest of her skin, they were also tiny, especially compared to his own hands. “Huh…” He murmured out loud. “Hm?” Gwen looked up from her sketchbook to look at Trent. “We’re you saying something?” She asked. “Er-“ Trent flushed, realizing she had just caught him staring at her, or rather, her hands. “I was just…” How exactly was he supposed to explain himself? What explanation wouldn’t make him look like a weirdo or a creep? “I just… Noticed how small your hands are…” He says honestly. Gwen blinks in confusion. “I’m sorry?” “It’s just- your hand is tiny. Look at the size difference.” He elaborates as he grabs Gwen’s hand to put emphasis on how much bigger his hand is compared to her’s. Gwen looks down at their intertwined hands, then back up at Trent. “Yeah… I guess my hands are pretty small.” She says softly, and Trent notes the light blush spreading across her pale cheeks, and that’s when he realizes exactly what he’s doing- holding her hand- and that it feels nice to hold her small hand, that it fits perfectly in his hand, like two puzzle pieces coming together. He gently lets go her hand. “Sorry if I weirded you out. You probably think I’m some creep with w weird thing for hands…” He says as he rubs the back of his neck and laughs awkwardly. “I don’t.” She says reassuringly. “Really?” He asks in disbelief. “Really.” She says firmly. “I’ve dealt with creeps before, you’re not one of them.” Taking her word for it, he just shrugs. “Are my hands tiny or are your hands just freakishly large?” She asks teasingly. He gasps in mock offence. “My hands are perfectly normal sized, thank you very much. It’s your hands that are abnormally tiny!”———————————————————————Total Drama World Tour had ended, and a while after the terrifying experience of nearly being killed by an strutting volcano, Chris brought all the ex-contestants together to celebrate the end of the season on Playa De Losers. Gwen was sat at a stool with a red silo cup of spiked punch in her hands. The goth was glaring at a certain pair across the pool. Duncan and Courtney. Gwen’s- whatever-the-hell-it-was with Duncan had ended before it had barely begun, in the blink of an eye he had run back to Courtney’s arms. In all truth, Gwen wasn’t anywhere near as angry with Duncan and Courtney as she was with herself, she should have never kissed Duncan, it had been an idiotic decision on her part, so maybe she deserved this, maybe this was karma coming to be bite Gwen in the ass. As Gwen was watch Duncan and Courtney, Courtney suddenly looked up from where she was, in Duncan’s arms, and she caught Gwen looking at them. Courtney shot Gwen a nasty, smug grin over Duncan’s shoulder. Gwen promptly turned away, returning her focus to her spiked punch, she had no idea what Geoff had bought and poured into the punch bowl, but honestly, Gwen didn’t care. The only thing she hoped that it was strong enough to make her forget the entirety of this shitty past season. She downed her punch rapidly.
Over in another corner of Playa De Losers was Trent, hanging out on his own, with a can of coke in his hands, he had no interest in getting drunk tonight. Honestly, he wasn’t sure why he came out here, it’s not like Chris made it mandatory for everyone to show up, but nevertheless Trent was here, completely on his own. He was watching someone else who was also on her own. Trent was worried about Gwen, she was sat alone, and every time Trent took a quick look at her, she was downing something from her punch cup. He looked over at Duncan and Courtney, who were currently kissing passionately. Was Gwen really that bothered by Duncan and Courtney? Or was there more to her sudden obsession with drinking? Realizing that he wouldn’t find out standing around, he made is way over to Gwen. “Mind if I take a seat?” He asked Gwen once he got to the table she was sat at. Gwen looked up him, her eyes unfocused and slightly glassy, then she looked at away and made a noncommittal grunt. Trent decided to take that as ‘yes’, so he sat down. Trent winced as he watched Gwen down more punch. “You know, you should take it easy on the drinking, Gwen.” He said gently. Gwen instantly looked at him with an annoyed glare. “Is this was you came ov’r here to do?” She demanded in a slurred tone. “Who’re you? My mom?” She sneered. He shrugged, not taking offence. “Just a concerned friend.” She snorted at that. “Bullshit.” “It’s not bullshit-“ “Yes it is!” She said loudly. “Ev’ryone heeere hates me.” She said, while sweeping her hand dramatically. “Includin’ you.” She states. Trent can’t help but feel slightly stung by that, what indication had he given Gwen that he hated her? “I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. Not really.” He says the last part softly. “Well, you fucking should.” Gwen hisses. “I do.” She adds. Trent’s heart hurts for her, he thinks back to all the shit she got both the break-up with him, and for kissing Duncan. He remember how hurt he had been when Gwen had dumped him, and that for awhile, he had indeed wanted to hate her, he wanted the constant ache in his heart to go away, but then Gwen did her Aftermath and he saw how bad she felt, and saw how Geoff was treating Gwen, and he realized the whole situation hadn’t been great on either side for both of them, so he put his foot down, and stood up for Gwen. And now seeing the miserable state that Gwen is in, he wishes he had come to her defence more often. Making a quick decision, he stretches his arm forward and pulls Gwen’s solo cup away from her, she doesn’t put up a fight, surprisingly. She doesn’t voice any sort of protest as he dumps the rest of the drink into the pool next to them. He places a hand onto her arm and squeezes gently. “Let me take you up to your room, Gwen.” She looks down. “You shouldn’t. I don’t deserve it.” Any anger within in her has left completely, she just sounds sad, defeated. Trent hates that for her. He skated his head at her. “It’s not about whether you deserve it or not. Just let me do it for you.” He persists. She stays quiet, but eventually, she nods at him, and Trent gently pulls her up, and helps carry her away from to pool area, towards the hotel.———————————————————————Trent made his towards to exit of Leshawna’s new trailer, he had been enjoying himself at the party, until he noticed that a certain goth had pulled a disappearing act on them. He wasn’t too surprised though, Gwen had pulled a similar thing whenever the Screaming Gophers had been using the hot tub they had won at the start of the competition, she would hand around for a couple minutes before darting away while nobody was looking, and like always, Trent took it upon himself to find her.
It wasn’t that hard to find her, Gwen had situated herself on the steps of the trailer, her sketchbook in her hands. Trent cleared his throat to get the goth’s attention. Gwen looked up at him, she smiled instantly. “Oh, hey.” “Hey, can I sit?” He asked. “Sure.” She shifted herself slightly to made room for him. He quickly sat down next to her. “Did you enjoy the party?” She asked him. “Yeah, it was fun. How come you didn’t stick around?” She shrugged. “I just… Don’t really know what to do in those sorts of situations.” She says. He gets the feeling there’s more to it then that, but it seems likes she’s also being fairly honest, so he decides not to push. “Trent?” She says suddenly. “Hm?” “I’m sorry I was being cold with you earlier today.” “It’s ok, I kind of deserved it. We probably shouldn’t have rubbed the spa weekend reward in you and rest of the girls’ faces.” He says as he recalls the entrance he and rest of the guys made back onto the island that morning and how angry all the girls had been. There had definitely been more to the goth’s anger then just still holding the ‘being buried alive’ fiasco over him, and, yeah, he deserved the goth’s frosty demeanour towards him. “It’s ok, I get that you guys were excited.” She says as she squeezes his arm reassuringly. Trent takes great interest in the way Gwen is smiling at him, it’s one of her warmest smiles yet, Trent tilts his head towards hers. “What?” He asks, slightly amused. As if suddenly realizing how long she has been smiling at him for, she suddenly shakes her head, not losing her smile, but quickly looking away from him. “Nothing. I guess I’m just happy that we’re friends again.” She says quickly. “Oh…” He can’t help but feel slightly disappointed by that. After everything that had happened between the two of them, after how close they’ve gotten, were they really still in the ‘friends’ stage? Something in his voice must of given away his disappointment, because Gwen is suddenly frowning at him. “What’s wrong?” She asks him. “Nothing. Well- it’s something but- I just-“ He fumbles over his words, how can he word this properly? What if he had been reading the signs wrong all along an she didn’t feel the same way towards him? “Trent.” She says his name incredibly softly, and squeezes his wrist. “Just say it.” She encourages him. He isn’t sure where he finds the courage, but words suddenly spill out. “We’re not ‘just friends’.” He says boldly, while looking directly at her. He takes in her reaction. Her eyes widen slightly, and he’s close enough to her that he can see the blush spreading across her face in the moonlight. As far as Trent can tell, it’s not a negative reaction, she seems surprised, but not in a bad way. “You know that… Don’t you?” He asks her. “I… I think I had an inkling, yes.” She says quietly, and they’re both leaning in, their faces getting close to each other.
Unfortunately, they end up being interrupted before anything can happen by a pair of legs charging between the two of them, they both whip around to see a familiar green and red blur charging towards the woods, cackling madly. Then they hear a voice from the trailer. “IZZY! GET BACK HERE!” They both look over just in time see Leshawna storming out the trailer, shouting angry curses towards where Izzy had run into the woods. They both slowly look back at each other. “… You know what? I don’t want to know.” Gwen speaks first, then she stands up. “I’m going to head back to the cabin.” She says. And Trent understands, their private moment was ruined, but this isn’t the end of this, he knows it and she knows it too. Trent stands up as well. “Me too. I’ll catch up with you tomorrow, ok?” He tells her. She nods in agreement. “Tomorrow.” She reaffirms with a smile, then she turns around and walks down the steps and heads towards the cabins. Trent takes a few moments to watch her, he smiles to himself. He’s definitely looking forward to tomorrow.
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NAURRRR NOT THE MIDNIGHT RAIN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN KID, AND LABYRINTH RUMORSSSS
Also the sweet nothing credit killed me because it's one of my personal faves and lowkey confirmed they lived together? Or at least came home to each other at some point??? Ugh my heart
(AHHHHH THE A-LISTERS IS GETTING SO GOOD I STARTED READING FROM THE MASTERS OF BREAKUPS DRABBLE also like wow the difference in the handling of their breakup rumor in 2018 vs 2022 as well as the birthday tradition is 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 but that just shows how good you are at capturing the "overly scruitinized celebrity drama" vibe and ya girl drinks tsismis like water
My personal theory is they were together (I think my last theory/ask said around the time of the buzzfeed video they got together) had a falling out but got back together and then kept their relationship very very lowkey but LMAO people don't stop gossiping (but the drama, the TSISMIS)
Also in all seriousness if you don't blast Mastermind once you drop the truth about YNJIN.....)
ya girl drinks tsismis like water
OMG ANON I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭
I really love how detailed you are in sending these theories and thoughts of yours for the a-listers series! and it seems like you have a bachelors in TSISMIS 👀 you know and notice a lot of things...
Also in all seriousness if you don't blast Mastermind once you drop the truth about YNJIN.....
Well, I do have another upcoming drabble that will reference another song from Midnights...
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Yo, what is UP, everybody!? And Happy New Year! The latest DGP season, Divergence, is about to air! What manner of wicked trickery have Ace, Keiwa, and Neon gotten themselves wrapped up in this time? Who are our new friends Lopo and... Nadge-Sparrow?
Comin' at you live from... somewhere, it's Spoilers, I guess...
-Ah, yeah, I have been enjoying this drama, haha
-...pretty sure there was an entire movie that's not gonna be subbed for a while, but such is life.
-Ultimate Superstar Geats, Ukiyo Ace!
-Celebrity Heiress Heroine Na-Go, Neon Kurama!
-Prodigy Quiz Show King Nadge-Sparrow, Daichi Isuzu!
-Fastest Woman in the World Lopo, Sae Ganaha!
-And Keiwa, I guess
-Holy shit, not a single clap hjklhl
-Ahhhhh, Ace's got a past with these guys.
-KEIWA HJKLGHg
-Poor Keiwa-kun.
-It's okay Keiwa-kun! You've got me lighting up for you!
-Oooooh, don't think I didn't notice the changes in the op. "Who is the back stabber" indeed.
-Oh shit, starting out super strong, huh?
-Jamato Time.
-Ooooooh, Neon got comebacks!
-Gotta say new guys, I really like them suits.
-Ah, looks like Lopo's pretty tricky?
-Nadgey too!
-"Good job, everybody! You're all gonna live here instead!"
-"Oh Christ, we have three weirdos in charge of this game in a row."
-Oh my god
-Chiram!
-Fresh veges?
-Camera!
-Oh! We're literally in survivor mode now!
-There's sussies among us!
-I can't believe this is the timeline I currently live in.
-I wonder how the Tsuki-Sennin of the Geiz Revive timeline would be reacting to his time with Shinobi?
-Oh god fucking dammit, they said among us in the subtitles.
-Distrust and backstabbing! Thrills! Chills! Kills!
-Azumaaaa!
-I missed you!
-He's literally a zombie now!
-Archimedel...
-"Ooooooooooh, Keiwa's in love with a girl~!"
-Thank you Sara, very cool.
-No internet. No TV.
-Until Takahashi says otherwise, I'm sticking with my headcanon that they're being broadcast to various Sentai and PreCure worlds. Mainly because Godatz absolutely would put betting pools on these people's lives.
-Nooooo Keiwa-kuuuun!
-"Where the hell did this tent come from!?"
-Ah, Quiz Guy won't let Keiwa in either.
-Aaaaaace
-Aceless.
-"Ace is the impostor and a stream sniping little bitch."
-Oh shit, the execcutive dude.
-Jean! Ace's sponsor!
-Ohhhhhhhh, he knows a lot.
-Old Maid! A favorite of mine.
-Nadgey has done thirty thousand equations in his head.
-"I want all of humanity's knowledge."
-Asking for the Gaia Library, huh?
-"Who's that guy though...?"
-"Just the next Game Master of this show."
-Playing the nepotism card!
-...hate that he's actually right on two counts though.
-There's a sussy baka amidst we.
-Who're we vote kicking?
-Oooooh, Keiwaaaa!
-"Oh let the boy do what he wants. He'll learn."
-So uh... what did you guys do to Mitsume?
-Jamato Municipal High School!
-Heeeeenshin~!
-Let's get sent to the principal's office~!
-Damn, Lopo's awesome.
-I can't believe Toei discovered that women are cool.
-Neeeeeeeerd! Studyin!
-...I can't imagine how horrifying it'd be to be ground up into burger meat and have the creature you spawn traipse around in cosplay and die.
-"Beat up a nerd for free stuff!"
-Oooooooh, there it is! The movie buckle.
-Gigant Blaster!
-That's a huge bitch!
-Of course! Make one! It's that easy!
-Jya?
-Mr. Principal!
-Lobo with the defenestration!
-Even the delinquents respect Principal Soylent!
-Gigant Hammer!
-Holy shit, Ace.
-Gigant Sword!
-Literally God.
-Mission Complete! Yeah!
-Oh?
-No, Keiwaaaaaaa!
-It deliberately smacks him.
-Good job, gamers. Nobody's going home today!
-Oooooh, everybody hates Keiwa except me.
-I don't really see why people'd like Nadge so much. I mean, he isn't super interesting, and if there's one thing I know about people who'd spend all day watching people fight and possibly die in a reality show, it's that they really like to fixate on women.
-"Get up, nerd. You need to be reminded."
-Seikai no da.
-Jesus Christ, this garden gives me nasty feelings.
-Oooooooh., that's a big scary bitch.
-"You're up~!"
-Oh god, the sounds
-Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit!
-It's the fireman!
-Goutokuji! Kinjo-san!
-If you commit a murder and get away with it, you graduate, gotcha.
-Footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!
-"I'm NOT the sussy baka, I'm NOT!"
#geats spoilers#kr geats#kamen rider geats#kamen rider#the world's next round: trick shot of desire for the grand victory
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Ahhhhh I’m craving a cute and wholesome (possibly family oriented) winter time/holiday RPs!!
I don’t have any specific plot ideas atm(happy to plot some together though), but I’m happy with all sorts of RP type, from romantic to platonic, from a couples first holiday season together, to a single parent celebrating the holidays with their kiddo/teen.
I’m literate (2-4+ paragraphs per response in 3rd person) and do all pairings besides MxM (as I prefer not playing male characters), I do romance pairings, and I also do platonic stuff such parental guardians and their kids of whatever age.
I don’t want anything creepy, “taboo”, or super heavy in angst and drama (those minor drama and angst is definitely welcome). I tend to prefer moving over to Discord since I’m often more active over there. I’m not picky on Faceclaim types (whether irl pics or anime/video game charas, it’s all good with me!)
So uhhh- yeah if you’d be interested in plotting an RP around the holiday seasons then please PM me-
#literate roleplay#literate rp#lgbtq roleplay#lgbt rp#wholesome RP#winter#winter rp#holiday rp#open roleplay#discord roleplay#platonic roleplay#platonic rp#romance roleplay#romance rp#family rp#family roleplay
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[cfc ch62]
Things are finally looking up a bit! Thank fuck!
Anyway he yu is starting to realistically feel a teeny tiny bit of remorse (nothing too notable because it would be unrealistic) but it’s there and it’s a spark and hopefully meatbun will be building up on that
And finally!!!! Some crumbs of xqc backstory!! I’ve been dying of curiosity and we finally getting some :3
Yayyy he yu doing some good stuff and trying to cover it up with him just being “returning a favor” !!!!!!!
*sighs* we went a bit back again because of the denial. It’s okay it’s okay it’s gonna take time but we took a step
Oh no a playboy is THAT where this is going…LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUNNY AND EMBARRASSING
W-WHAT
ASKSGSIGDIDBE LMFAO THIS IS NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING BUT LMFAO THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He calmly drank a cup of coffee while watching female porn 😭😭😭
AHHHHH THAT SCREENSHOT FROM WEIBO WAS FROM THIS CHAPTER AAAAAAAA
What a horrible plan he yu! Sounds like an excuse for those inner feelings within you!
I love how their college is already back to making events again???? Pls they always have smth to celebrate it’s like they already forgot the murders and are now back to celebrating shit
This man is so fucking obsessive even mo ran and mo xi PALE in comparison
Ah drama is about to break out…at least we had a bit of a break this chapter 😚😚
Long authors noteeeee
Everytime meatbun speaks I feel like she’s giving us all a mother’s caress…ah yes meatbun pls psychoanalyze your character for me 🥺
Go meatbun!!! You tell ‘em girl!!
GO MEATBUN YOU GO GIRL
Smth about meatbun refrencong previous literacy works can be so personal……..
I have a big crush on this woman I’m just a little too in love with her
Also with her last point, she is absolutely right
I saw many many people post on and on about how when xqc went to the club, he was finally planning to rekindle their relationship and do things the ‘right’ way, how they were about to start a ‘fluffy relationship’. At that time I deeply disagreed and now that meatbun clarified? I finally know why.
Xqc wasn’t starting a relationship with he yu, he was simply about to adopt he yu. He yu, as meatbun said, was gonna be another Xie Xue and another chen man to him. He would’ve never reciprocated those feelings as he is too fatherly. Him going to the club wasnt the start of smth new. It was him parenting a child out of making irresponsible decisions because he felt like he owed the child some care, specifically paternal caretaker care. Their relationship would’ve actually stagnated and stopped right there if he would’ve succeeded. It’s why I wasn’t too affected or heartbroken when those ‘plans’ of xqc got scattered away cause…they weren’t romantic and were never gonna be that way?
Meatbun is right, Xqc NEEDS to be dragged down to see he yu as someone on the same level as him to so much as CONSIDER developing feelings for him. Xqc had to have his “I’m his elder” vision forcefully broken to pieces or else this relationship would’ve just take a…very one sided turn
In conclusion? If I can build meatbun a shrine I would, and I still adooooore he yu
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These feelings I got/Lucas’ season
previous part (Tuesday 06:12)
Ahhhhh it’s late. Enjoy it, I think it’s not that bad, even if it’s late. I think it matches the fact the today is kind of a vds day. <3
Thursday 20:03
The air was fresh, but not as cold as Lucas had expected when he had left half an hour ago. The park was full of people, families on a walk, teenagers chatting on the big white edges of the sidewalk and couples sitting on the benches. Lucas, Britt and Noor were sitting on an old Blanket in the middle of the lawn, some food and a bottle of wine in between them. Britt was looking at the people who were passing by, leaning on Noor who was sketching something, Lucas was reading in his book.
“I don’t understand it, there are so many hot guys out there and you could have them all. But. You are just sitting here and not caring about,” Britt looked at Noor and Lucas could feel the anger in Noor, shaking her head. “I just don’t want anyone, it’s not like we always need to be in a relationship, do we? I mean, look at Lucas, he’s sitting there, not caring about relationships at all” Britt sat up straight and stared at Lucas and Noor. “Wait, you both don’t want anyone and you are hanging together the whole time. Why didn’t you guys tell me you were dating? I don’t have a problem with it, really.” Lucas couldn’t do anything else than giving himself a facepalm with his book, rolling his eyes, while Noor started laughing. “Oh believe me, Lucas is so mysterious, even if we would be dating, I probably wouldn’t even know it.” “Hey, it’s not that I don’t tell you anything”
Britt’s gaze was jumping between Lucas and Noor “Guys, it’s not funny, it could have been, Lucas kinda reminds me of Robbe, so he could have been your type.” “Oh, maybe he is. That’s why he didn’t tell me who he likes. Lucas, I see what you are up to” Noor said laughing, coming closer to Lucas. “Yes for sure. That’s what I’ve been planning all along. Do you want to marry me?” Noor laughed, then gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Yes, Britt, don’t you think van Der Hejiden would be a great last name for me?” “Well, if you guys stop making fun of me, I would tell you. Like seriously, it could have been possible”
“Sorry to say that, my beloved wife, but there’s someone else that I like way better,” Lucas bit his tongue. He was going to tell them, wasn’t he? “Who should be more fabulous than I’m, let me know the secret” “It’s…” Lucas took a breath. Was he ready? Now? With Britt here? He wanted them to know, it felt right too talk to someone, but. still, was he sure?
Noor was looking at him, with eyes full of expectation. “Do you want a drumroll or what?” “It’s..” “JENS” “What?” Britt was waving towards two silhouettes on the other end of the lawn and he realised that his secret was still safe and that Jens and a little girl were walking through the park, the girl, who seemed to be his little sister Lucas had seen last Wednesday, was running towards the three teenagers.
Britt stood up and walked toward Jens, hugging him and starting a conversation and jealousy digged a hole into Lucas stomach. Why was everyone else able to just casually talk to him?
“Lucaaaaaaas!” The little girl sat down in front of Noor and him. “And Noor, I didn’t know you knew each other” “Hey Lotte,” Noor hugged the little girl who looked at them and then back to Britt and her older brother. “I don’t like that girl, Jana is way nicer” “But you know you can’t say things like that, son’t you?” Noor was smiling “How do you know Lucas? He hasn’t been here for long.” “Well the same reason why I know you, he’s one of Jens’ friends and he was at our place last week, before Jana left. Isn’t it sad that she’s gone, she was always so nice to me.” Noor looked at Lucas “You were at Jens’ place?” “For sure he was, why is that weird? You were at our place too when Jens’ was celebrating things” Lotte looked excited, like she was telling a story she really really wanted to tell someone, while Noor made an extremely interested impression. “Didn’t you tell her Lucas? He was at our place to give back a sweater and it was before Jana was leaving, so we baked something, because, you know, Jens and Jana always baked for me. And then Lucas came and gave me the sweater and Jana wanted him stay, but he didn’t, he had to go somewhere, didn’t you, Lucas?” Lotte was looking at the Dutch boy, like she expected him to add important details to her story. “And well, after he left, Jens was upset or something and Jana made him happy again but I didn’t understand it, it’s that grown up drama, I don’t get older people,” she finished her story and Luca didn’t know what to do.
“Noor, can you draw for me again?” Lotte grabbed Noor’s sketchbook and in the corner of his eye, Lucas saw Jens and Britt coming over. The little girl was crazy, talking like a waterfall, he thought while he could see Noor thinking, trying to connect the information she just had gotten with what she already knew about Lucas. “Lotte, I told you not to touch other people’s stuff. You need to ask before it, it’s rude if you don’t do it”. “But why?” “Well, imagine if there was a secret in Noor’s book and you would show it to everyone, that wouldn’t be cool, would it?” “Yeah you are right. Sorry Noor”
Fascinated, Lucas followed the dialogue. He wouldn’t have expected Jens to be that good with kids, but the warm way he talked with his sister made Lucas’ heart melt and he once again cursed the whole situation for being this complicated.
In the mean time, Lotte was staring at the horizon, then her face lit up. “I know it, Lucas and you had a fight, didn’t you Jens? You know, you shouldn’t fight, mom always says that you have to talk about what happened and I like Lucas, you shouldn’t fight with him,” Lucas saw the confusion in the brown eyes of the taller boy and wanted to say something, to make the situation less weird, but Jens was faster.
“Speaking of mom, we should go now. I think these three were doing something important and if mom finds out you were longer at Sophie’s place, she is going to be mad with me. It’s already late, see, the sun is already sinking” Jens pointed at the sky and Lotte smiled. “Okay, but you have to talk with Lucas, okay? And I am too tired to walk, so we could stay her.”
As if it was the easiest thing in the world, Jens lifted up the little girl and after saying goodbye, the two were gone as suddenly as they appeared. Noor was staring at Lucas, who was staring into the emptiness, thinking about the things the little girl just had said.
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Answer me - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, e9? 40 : )
yOU MOTHERF-
okay. OKAY. I’m doing it. This will be my about.
1. who’s your celebrity crush?
Currently? Tobias Menzies I think.................. yeah. Yeah........
2. are you single or taken?
I’m singleee
3. rant. just do it
Is America ever going to wake up? How many more people have to die because of your dumbass gun laws and racist ideology?? Do you like living in fear? Do you like innocent people getting killed? What’s the deal??? Bruh moment
4. do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?
It depends on the context. If you want to analyze a given text of culture, evaluate it: yes, most definitely, “death of the author” is the way to go. If you want to decide whether to support an artist or not - why would you support someone hurtful to other people?
5. how many accounts do you have?
Just this one at the moment.
6. how many pairs of shoes do you have?
Oh jeez. Lemme think............... I think 10.
7. opinion on @obskurodziciel
Asshole XDDDDDDD But one I appreciate. I guess a properly functioning, healthy body needs an asshole.
8. how many accounts do you follow?
37 at the moment.
9. favorite brand of clothing?
My mom’s ancient brandless clothes I dig from the depths of her wardrobe at 3 AM.
10. name a dog
Already did, and her name is Salma and I lov her.
11. what unusual talent do you have?
Crazy mimic muscles that let me make crazy faces. And a powerful forehead.
12. what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?
That somebody masturbated loudly in one of the uni toilet stalls. Like moaning n shit XDDD
13. ever prank called a store?
Nnnnnope. I don’t like pranking people ;-;
14. what’s your coffee order?
Flat white or latte. Regular milk. Just one spoon of sugar.
15. what’s a question do you constantly get asked?
Idk... but some number of people have asked me on how did I look like with long hair. TERRIBLE, next question
16. if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
Hm. Probably the Owl Cave symbol from Twin Peaks on the inside of my wrist.
17. google the top song from the year you were born
Billboard says it was Too Close by Next. Yeah, I don’t know it either.
18. rant about your favorite musician
Hm. It’s hard to choose just one fave...... But I wish SOAD would finally fcking get their shit together, apologize to each other (I’m looking at you, Serj & Daron), and start writing new stuff together. They were so good when working together!!! Why do you have to be such drama queens! You’re friends goddammit!
19. what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?
My high school PE teacher. And I hate doing sports. He was just great at finding everybody’s strengths and limits and worked with everyone individually, and he’s a genuinely nice person. Shoutout to Zibi Żuk...... ur cool!!
20. describe your blog in 3-5 words
The Terror keeps me alive.
21. what’s a conspiracy you believe in?
That Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.
22. if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?
Either Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds or Rammstein. And if you’re talking about a specific concert in history... that would be Queen at Rainbow ‘74.
23. if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?
Either smoking or picking at my face
24. can you dance? sing?
If you give me 4 beers and patiently wait until I drink them, I will perform the whole musical of your choice, but I cannot comment on the quality of my performances.
25. what’s something you can’t stop buying?
Cigarettes and art supplies
26. crowds or small groups?
Ummmm small groups I guess but I have nothing against being in a crowd of people
27. how long before a trip do you pack?
The night before, at 2 AM, going “ahhhhh shit it’s tomorrow”
28. what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?
Kyle MacLachlan (idk if I can call him a celebrity but yes) for his relentless positivity and genuine kindness.
29. what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?
Hm. Maybe..... no pain no gain? I don’t like the idea that you have to suffer to achieve anything. You’re gonna achieve pain. Basically. And general dissatisfaction.
30. if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?
Not a fan of colorful hair on me but I’d choose flamingo pink.
31. you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?
My maroon trackpants to my grey track pants.
32. how old do you get mistaken for?
I guess I don’t have a problem with that...?
33. what do you think about a lot
Beer, the sea, and James Fitzjames’ elegant profile.
34. do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?
I’m pretty ok with Gryffindor.
35. what does home mean to you?
Warmth, safety, people you love, and pets.
36. what do you think you’d be arrested for?
I am a Good Christian Child leave me alone
37. have you ever been called down to the principals office?
Noooo. Like I said. A Good Child indeed.
38. post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted
39. describe your aesthetic
devilcore + Neo from Matrix + hawaiian shirts and heart-shaped glasses.
40. answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation
POKAŻ MI TO W TEKŚCIE!!! gdzie jest motyw DĄS MAKABR
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ok so the drama btwn kroos and aubameyang started when kroos was a guest on his brother's podcast. basically he was talking abt how he didnt like the proposed european super league (and was making a lot of sense, he said that fifa & uefa treat the players like their puppets etc) and then all of a sudden he suddenly said "i think rehearsed goal celebrations are very silly" and then cited aubameyang as an example. literally that's all, it was so random & unnecessary
Ahhhhh thanks for the info. Random and unnecessary is absolutely right. But it has produced quality entertainment and I’m here for it. 😂
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Congratulations on 100 followers Cristina, you deserve it! 💖 we just met, so I would love to know your first impression of me
Thank you sm!!!!!
💖 - For my first impression of you
My first impression of you was "AHHHHH, someone answered to my post making a drama, I am going to talk to this person rn!!!!"
Join the celebration
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Energy Vampires
I’m sure we’ve all heard of them. Psychic vampires, energy parasites. Everyone has at least one of these in their lives.
No, I haven’t heard of them. What are they?
Well, psychic vampires are the people that just have an incredibly terrible energy. They may take pleasure in bullying, lying, and stealing. Unfortunately, they are most attracted to psychics, witches, and seers. We have a very soothing and happy (hopefully) energy.
So why are they called vampires?
They feed on your good energy. Sometimes you might feel depressed or tired after talking to someone. They are probably an energy vampire. They have taken all your happy energy and given you their sad energy. Sometimes they are aware that they are doing this, sometimes they are not.
Wait... so how can I tell who’s an energy vampire and who isn’t?
These are the people who are self centered, look for drama, and will lower your self esteem to raise theirs. When you meet them, you might feel this sad and heavy feeling in your chest, and you might subconsciously dread having to see them.
Ahhhhh!! What do I do to protect myself?
Well, there are a couple of spells and potions that can be made to protect yourself, on which I will write about later. In my English class, there’s a girl who is just an obvious energy vampire. The whole world seems to resolve around her. She glues herself to different people all the time, and unfortunately, my locker is right next to hers. If talking to this person is absolutely necessary, try to give neutral answers and talk simply and kindly about everyone. Invited to an event? Sorry, you can’t go, you have to... er... shop for, um, gifts. For your dead relatives (highly likely in my case). There is a simple shield that can be made. Every morning, I visualize a light blue/golden/white bubble-like shield surrounding me. I try to think of the best things in my life to make it stronger. This usually works to attract all negative energy away from me, including bad spirits, and, energy vampires.
Thank you so much for reading! Don’t forget to add a like :). If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask.
✨ I have an announcement! I am doing free tarot readings as a celebration me gaining followers. Just ask me and I will consult my deck. Remember that the deck only gives advice, and whatever it is you can change it. ✨
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