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gingerly-writing · 2 years
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Prompt #3236
"You're the one that left," the agent snapped. "You don't get to act sad that we're over."
"You're the one that stayed," the hero retorted, cape swirling around them as they floated overhead. "The Agency is rotten to the core—everything we were doing was making the world worse. Everything you're still doing continues to make the world worse." They softened, just slightly, the line of their shoulders drooping. "You could...join me. Like I joined you in the beginning."
The agent watched them for a long, long moment. "The only way I will ever join you," they promised, voice low and fervent, "is in death. Keep that in mind next time you think about recruiting me."
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Mad Scientist Wrapped
This year you:
Laughed nefariously 489 times.
Concocted 52 evil schemes.
Made 52 inators.
Were Defeated by heroes 52 times.
Asked out Heroes 26 times.
Were rejected by heroes 25 times.
Asked out then got seduced by Secret Agent Superspy and tricked into going on a date where he tied you up and foiled your evil scheme 1 times.
Got 306 new hypnotized evil minions and fellow villains on Tumblr!
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fairyrona · 2 years
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in the middle of chaos that is the arrival of another script I present you fanart of ''everything changes, what a shame'' by andiwriteordie
it's st4 except in mike's pov, which we absolutely love bc it's a need for us to know what's in that boy's head anyways, i love this story so much, i hope i did it justice, please go read it!! it has will!with a gun and a lot of pure love <333
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mooncknight · 1 year
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To the dearest, José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal. 🫠❤️
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Now playing: Wild Child by The Black Keys.
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raineandsky · 4 months
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#83
“[Hero],” the villain opens with smoothness they haven’t shown the hero in a long time. “I have made a terrible, terrible mistake.”
Ah. Seduction for a favour. Of course. “Well don’t keep me in suspense, [Villain]. I could use a good laugh.”
The villain pulls a face, distantly offended. Their lips twitch uncertainly. “[Supervillain]’s lab is… made for [Supervillain].”
“Who’d have thought. You’ve been in there?”
Another twitch. “Yes,” the villain says shortly. “Yes, I was in there. [Supervillain] doesn’t label anything either. Their little concoctions could be anything—and I… drank one.”
The hero snorts. The villain scowls. “You drank an unlabelled liquid?” the hero asks from behind a laugh.
“Yes.”
“Intentionally?”
The villain’s scowl somehow deepens. “Yes.”
“What, are your hours numbered? Are you hoping I hold a secret cure?”
“No.”
“What was it, then?”
Another twitch. The villain doesn’t seem to want to answer at all. “It was a truth serum.”
Oh. Now that is interesting. “Truth serum? So you can’t lie?”
“Yes.” The villain smirks, and suddenly the seductive hopefulness is back full force. “Go on, test me. Ask a question.”
The hero stares into the distance as they think. It’s a lot of opportunity dumped on them with no warning. The villain slinks across the room towards them, curious, tantalising. “Do you actually enjoy being a villain?”
“Yes.” The villain’s smirk upturns even more. “I wouldn’t even have to lie for that. Ask something I wouldn’t usually answer, dumbass.”
The villain closes the space between them. The hero gives them a suspicious squint. “Where’s your evil lair?”
“In the basement of the old school downtown,” the villain says immediately. They groan disappointedly as soon as the words are out. “God, of course you’d go for something about work. What, is looking for us getting boring?”
The hero can feel the villain’s breath on their face now. They look away to avoid the heat rising to their face. “You want me to ask something… personal?”
The villain smirks. Their arms snake up to sit on the hero’s shoulders, their fingers brushing idly through their hair. “Sure.”
Thinking isn’t the hero’s strong suit right now. They know they should push the villain away, but something’s stopping them. It almost feels real. It’s a little too comfortable. They can feel every bit of the villain's body against theirs. “I, uh… are you… seeing anyone?”
“No,” the villain whispers with a cocky grin. “Not yet.”
And the villain presses their lips to the hero’s.
Something of a surprised squeak tumbles from the hero’s mouth and straight into the villain’s. The villain hums a laugh, their fingers tightening in the other’s hair. The hero is caught up in the shock of it for a moment, but once their brain kicks in and screams its victory they remember to actually kiss them back.
The villain’s mouth is soft, gentle, their lips moving against the hero’s with a novel carefulness. The hero lets their arms slide around the other’s waist, pulling them in a little more, almost lightheaded with the exhilarated buzz. They can feel the villain smile against them as they deepen the kiss. The villain’s lips are almost salty, crisp, moreish. The hero doesn’t think they could ever get enough of their taste on their tongue.
The villain pulls away after a moment, much to the hero’s dismay, though their arms stay locked possessively around their neck. They throw a smirk at the hero again, entirely too proud of what they just pulled. “How many heroes are on the roster right now?”
The hero’s mouth is forming words before they can even register the question. “Twelve.”
“Damn.” The villain’s eyebrows shoot upwards, and the hero suddenly realises what’s happening. This bastard. “That’s not a lot. We have more than that.”
“How many?”
“Thirty-six.” The hero’s eyes widen slightly in horror, and the villain scowls at them. They still haven’t let go. “Fuck you.”
“What is—”
“Are you seeing anyone?”
“No.” Damnnit. The villain’s smirk turns playful at the hero's answer. “What’s—”
“Do you like me?”
“Yes.” The hero’s feelings aren’t stopping the rising desire to strangle the villain for making them do this. “You asshole.”
The villain’s smirk turns into a grin. “Aww. See, you can be—”
“Do you like me?”
“Yes.” The villain’s smile is gone in a second. “Oh, who’s the asshole now, huh?”
“This is so stupid,” the hero points out with a scowl. “How long does this stuff last?”
“I don’t know.” The villain grins again, entirely too knowing. “Why don’t we find out? We have all day.”
The hero frowns in faint annoyance, but the villain easily wipes it off their face with another taste of truth serum.
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thattripleabattery · 7 months
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Yall don’t even know the hold that marvel animated tv shows had on me like did yall know earths mightiest heroes is such a well done comic adaptation with good writing? Do yall even know that your silly little domestic avengers live in stark tower fanfic were true for the first two season of avengers assemble? Do yall even know how good Wolverine and the X-men is? Do yall know how silly and goofy hulk and the agents of smash is? Don’t even get me started on the spider man shows
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The Hero Pulps
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magiclovingdragon · 1 year
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Literally the same faces
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ghostrabbitz · 1 year
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Agents shit post
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parkjammys · 1 year
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characters that I wanna suck their soul out of their dicks so badly
 and yes I realised that it’s all pedro’s characters, can you blame me tho?
Agent Whiskey 
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Din Djarin
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Marcus Moreno
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Ash
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Jack Russell
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damnhotmsimmons · 5 months
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Daniel and some of the projects he's been in and the roles he's played
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nemesis relationships
superhero; *ties me up* me, gay villain; “kinky" superhero; *quips at me then throws me into jail at the speed of light destroying several buildings* sidekick twink; *ties me up* sidekick twink; “i have a boyfriend” (their boyfriend is the superhero) me, gay villain; “dang” agent superspy; “hey, wanna try bondage?” me, gay villain; “hell yeah!” agent superspy; *ties me up and takes my launch codes* agent superspy; *leaves* me, gay villain; “dang” boymoder magical girl; *ties me up* me, pan villain; “kinky” boymoder magical girl; “you fool you absolute buffoon do you have any idea the meaning of the words you speak you could not even begin to comprehend the levels of kink to which i delve daily i’ve seen things you would not even believe you little sponge” me, pan villain; “puppy girl?” boymoder magical girl; boymoder magical girl; “n-no" boymoder magical girl; (to self); "dang” dommy mommy superheroine; *ties me up in full shibari and talks about taking me to jail* (kinky) me, oblivious pan villain boyfailure; “dang” hardboiled dilf private detective; *ties me up* me, gay villain; “kinky” oblivious hardboiled private detective manfailure; *ruminates on all the possible meanings of this new puzzle i’ve presented him with. a threat? a hint?? just a passive remark??? what could it mean????* antihero; “h-hey, don’t get the wrong idea here! it’s not like i like you, or anything! i just dispense justice indiscriminately, baka!”  antihero; *shoots me in the head* me, gay villain; *dies*
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deusvervewrites · 1 year
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Double Agent Shigaraki x Triple Cross x Sy x Classroom x That one AU where the LoV is a bunch of spies working for Nezu:
Tenko: So according to this flow chart, the chain of command eventually leads up to Nezu.
Izuku: ...I'm not even mad at this point.
lmao yeah
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veggie-snake · 8 months
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"no government has jurisdiction over the truth"
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raineandsky · 8 months
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#58
The hero coughs into the dust saturating the air. This is wrong.
The old warehouse, it’s– it’s gone. Crumpled in on itself like a can that’s been stamped on one too many times. It’s all wrong. It’s all too familiar.
A warehouse went down last month in the fallout of a fight. Someone had been inside. No matter how much he hated the villain, she didn’t deserve to die like that. The hero still has nightmares about it; it haunts him.
But this. It’s like he’s standing outside that warehouse again, watching the aftermath of one wrong hit—watching the one person who gave him purpose disappear into debris.
This was recent. The dust is scratching at the hero’s throat. He coughs again, the air visibly wavering in front of his face. 
“It brings back fond memories, doesn’t it?”
The hero flinches, not convinced he heard who he thinks he did. The villain’s voice has been in his head since then anyway. Telling him of everything he did wrong. This is just one of those horrible moments of weakness.
“I must say, you made a valiant attempt to erase me from the face of this earth.” There’s an echoing click of heels against concrete. The hero’s heart stops. “Doesn’t this remind you of that moment when you failed?”
“I’m– I’m so sorry—” He chokes on the words desperately. An apathetic hum rings in his ears.
“Ah, you’re sorry!” the villain coos softly. “Sorry for what? For trying, or for failing?”
There’s a shadow sauntering through the dust towards him like a ghost, the hero’s face paling as she steps through the fog. The villain throws him a cat-like grin that turns his insides cold.
“Oh, you poor darling,” she says with false softness. “It’ll take a little more than that to stop me.”
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autisticjoys · 1 month
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My Superhero Genre Ship Dynamics
”Hero” with a ginormous ego who’s blind to the fact that they’re a tool for the government’s shady practices x Henchperson who wholeheartedly believes and supports the cause of “Villain” because of what “Hero” did to someone close to them
“Villain” who is actually fighting for a good cause and would never do anything that could hurt or otherwise harm people, but is a scapegoat for the government x Sidekick who feels underappreciated and belittled by “Hero”, doesn’t agree with the status quo but can’t rebel because it would jeopardize people they care about
Police Officer who is trying their best to fight crime, but feels like something isn’t quite right with all the criminals and crime operations that they’re supposed to take down x Mafioso who tries to help people out as much as possible, even tho it means getting targeted by the government and hunted by the police
Journalist who has witnessed some shady things and begins to put together what is actually going on and tries to contact “Villain” to help expose the corruption, without being found out x Government Agent who is in charge of keeping tabs on “Hero”, knows deep down that the system is far from ideal but has convinced themselves this is still a better alternative despite it going against their morals
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