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captainmalewriter · 2 years
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Eternally Young
Pssst!
Hey, you!
Wanna know a secret? I’m 61 years old but I’ve been alive for the past 100 years!
Wanna know how I did it? Well, let's just say I have two little secrets that help keep me young. The first is to keep an optimistic mindset about the world; look for the silver lining in things, you know. It's something basically anyone can do! The second secret to staying young has to deal with my personal talents, and it's not necessarily something that anybody can pick up and do. That secret is possessing younger guys and living out their youthful years as if they were my own.
Now I know I said I'm 61 going on 62 years old. That wasn't a lie because my own body really is 62 years old, physically speaking anyway. But on a metaphysical level, I've been alive for the past century or so. Hell, I've probably seen your grandparents born and die within my lifetime! What can I say, I love being alive and I don't plan on dying anytime soon! Can you blame me? Dying is no fun, so I simply choose not to die.
What really helps me out is the fact that I live near a college town. Once the body I've stolen gets too old for my tastes, I simply step out of them and move onto the next. Take my latest body for example! All I had to do was go to the local city park and wait for a young looker to pass my way. Once he's nearby and I make sure there aren't any witnesses around, I scream out "Oh my back! Oh my poor aging back!" Then I fake being hurt and just sit back as the young man offers a helping hand. The moment he extends his hand I reach out, grab it, and pull him into me. It doesn't take much for my body to take up residence inside theirs. I've got years of practice now, I know what I'm doing.
And just look at me now! 22 years young yet again! No more flabby gut, no more thinning hair, no more aging body aches! I snagged up this young man while he was out for a run and oh boy does he reek of sweat! I could feel the drops of sweat forming and dripping off of my pit hair with every deep whiff I take in of my new scent. God I love the smell of a man's musk in the morning, and I bet I'll find someone that agrees in no time. It just feels so good to be able to get a boner without popping a pill again, and it'll feel even better to have hips that won't give out after the first few thrusts.
So cheers to being young again! I'll be sure to enjoy every second of this body's youth while it lasts.
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mulberry-mansion · 1 year
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he's mine! *just to make clear, this specific art doesn't contain any ship meaning! Although Norton and Andrew both want Luca's attention more than the other, it's like a parent-child dynamic. Thanks for those who helped me clarify this.
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c-vs-the-world · 3 months
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Fanfiction?????? In this economy???????? From me???????????
Yeah
Working title: I'm Doing Whatever Tf I Want To X-Men & No One Can Stop Me
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bobauthorman · 1 year
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Whenever Palutena is feeling a bit lonely, rather than go looking for a hapless mortal to seduce like the other gods, she just turns her loyal, dependable captain of the guard into an adult for a date...and then turns him back when it’s time to work, because he’s not used to battling in that tall, muscular body, and she can’t concentrate on her own work when he’s strutting around in that handsome, mature bod.
Pit’s younger self has no recollection of what happens when he becomes an adult, although he’s a bit confused why, after blacking out, his face is covered in lip prints and Paluntena refuses to face him for several days afterward.
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bioshzrd · 3 months
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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
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fefairys · 4 months
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getting real fed up with my peers treating teenagers like shit. how did you forget so fucking quickly what it's like to be them. shame on you.
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curioscurio · 6 months
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I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her
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exilley · 3 months
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I do sort of wish western anime fans would analyze anime and manga from a framework of japanese historical and cultural context. Specifically a lot of works from the 90s being influenced by the general aimlessness and ennui that a lot of people were experiencing due to the burst in the bubble economy and the national trauma caused by the sarin terrorist attack. I think in interacting with media that’s not local to our sociocultural/sociopolitical sphere it’s easy to forget that it’s influenced and shaped by the same kinds of factors that influence media within our own cultural dome and there ends up being this baseline misalignment of perception between the causative elements of a narrative and viewer interpretation of those elements. It’s a form of death of the author that i think, in some measure, hinders our ability to fully understand/come to terms with creator intent and the full scope of a work’s merits
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bonksoundeffect · 11 months
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Have you heard of the tragedy of the Champion of Kirkwall?
+ Bonus
The og post that made me go insane
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captainmalewriter · 2 years
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An Odd Trend Pt. 2
Check out part one to this series here!
Paulo was fucking around with Tiktok filters when he stumbled upon the Me & You challenge. He clicked on it and saw the filter description.
"Welcome to the Me & You challenge! Get ready to take getting to know other people to a whole new level! This filter will connect you to another person in live time. After a few seconds of conversation, just hit the button, and get ready for a once in a lifetime experience! Note: This is a beta version. We are actively fine tuning and fixing bugs as we find them. We thank you for your understanding!"
He read it over quickly. Paulo was not interested in getting to know some other person at all. But despite that, something about how the filter was presented was noticeably off. Paulo could see that plenty of people had done the challenge already, but nobody posted a Tiktok about it. Hundreds of users yet there wasn't a single trace of evidence about it.
Paulo turned to Google and other social media platforms to investigate. No matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find anything about the Me & You challenge anywhere. He double checked on Tiktok to make sure he didn't just make it up, but surely enough, there it was. Just waiting to be used.
"What the fuck is going on?" Paulo thought to himself.
He sat in his bed, staring down his phone. He tried poking around the internet again for more info, but still no luck. Paulo couldn't wrap his head around what he was seeing.
Could it be just some tech glitch? Did no one actually try the challenge? What's going on?
Paulo couldn't wrap his head around it. Then, after another while contemplating (and realizing he didn't have anything better to do anyway), he decided to take the deep dive. He turned on the filter, and within seconds, it connected and put him on a video call with some random stranger.
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"Woah, you're cute," the other guy exclaimed at the sight of Paulo. "What's your name cutie? My name's Jack,"
"Thanks, you too, Jack," Paulo returned the gesture. "I'm Paulo. Do you know what's going on with this challenge?"
"I don't know man, I'm just bored at work."
"Damn... have you tried the challenge before?"
"Nope, this's my first time," Jack responded.
Paulo went quiet as he thought it over in his mind. He could hardly believe that he connected with another first time user. Was it a mere coincidence? Or- the more interesting answer, was it impossible to do the challenge twice?
"What's wrong, handsome? You seem tense."
Paulo forgot he was still on a live call. He looked at the guy in the screen, who was smiling at him. Paulo grinned, the bear seemed nice but not someone he was interested in. A thought occurred to Paulo then.
"Wait... is this some kind of gay dating scheme?" Paulo asked. Jack raised his eyebrow in response.
"How do you figure?"
"Well, think about it! What are the odds- I'm just assuming here, but what are the odds that two single gay guys would get paired together for some Tiktok challenge about getting to know each other?"
"Hm... Well..." Jack started as he leaned in closer to the phone. "An algorithm learns a lot about people. Your for your page is custom made, right? I don't doubt that had somehow to do with it," Jack explained.
Paulo laid back on his bed as he thought about it. Jack stayed quiet, just taking in Paulo's good looks while he had the chance.
Just then, the 🔄 button popped up on both men's phone. Paulo noticed it, and focused his attention on it. He heard an odd clicking sound as he scrutinized the little red button.
"What's this?" Paulo asked.
"Don’t know."
"Are we supposed to press this?"
"I did."
"Huh? Why would you do that?"
"Why not?"
"Well- what if it does something?"
"Too late now," Jack chuckled, much to Paulo's dismay.
Paulo hovered his finger over the red button. Truth be told, he'd rather hit the end call button. But then he remembered how this whole thing started, and decided he needed to see it through to the end. Paulo hit the button, causing the odd clicking sound to play again, and suddenly a flash of light came shooting out of his phone.
Paulo winced as he fell back from the sudden flash, knocking him down to the floor. His eyes were burning, and so was his forehead. He was panting for breath as he endured the wave of pain. Then, once it passed, he got back up. Paulo noticed how heavier he was, but brushed it off as nausea. He scratched his stomach as he sat down again.
What was that light all about?
Paulo thought to himself as he grabbed his phone. But just before he turned it on, he caught a glimpse of himself in the reflection of the little black screen. Staring back at him was the reflection of the hefty man he was just talking to.
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Paulo leaned in for a closer look. Jack's reflection mirrored his every movement. Once Paulo realized what had happened, he let out a bellowing, blood-curling scream unlike anything he had ever done before.
"What the fuck is your problem, Jackson?" a man in a silver business suit stepped into Jack's cubicle. There he found Paulo hyperventilating and pointing at his reflection.
"Look at me! Look at him! That's not- What the fuck happened to me!?"
Jack's boss had to spent the next half hour just calming Paulo down. It was difficult, especially since Paulo kept screaming something about Tiktok and body swapping. In the end, after calming him down, Jack's boss sent Paulo home for rest. Clearly, Jack was delusional from working too many hours. Lost and confused, Paulo took the bus home, desperately trying to make sense of what had just happened to him.
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Jack found himself in a tiny apartment filled from corner to corner with greenery after the disoriented head feeling went away. Jack recognized the bed frame, it was the same one that cute guy from not too long had in the background. Jack hopped off the bed and immediately noticed he had shed a couple pounds. But that wasn't the only change Jack noticed. He was darker skinned, lighter, and hairless now too.
"Holy shit! I swapped bodies!" Jack cried out. Jack could feel goosebumps run up and down his new arms. But after taking a second look at his body, along with making his new pecs bounce, he felt much more relaxed about the whole situation.
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Jack already had an eye for Paulo, but now he got an exclusive first hand look at his latest eye candy. Just as Jack began to explore his new body, he got interrupted by an incoming FaceTime call. He promptly answered the call and saw it was his old body calling him.
"Heyyy, it's you!" Jack said enthusiastically. "What's up man, how's it going?'
"Don’t 'what's up man' me!" Paulo retorted. "How can you be so calm about this!? We just fucking switched bodies!!"
"Hey man... calm down, I'm right here, no need to yell..."
"I am calm!!" Paulo shouted. His brows were furrowed, causing deep wrinkles in his new, older face.
"Are you always this tense? You're too young for all this stress... and believe me, man, I know stress."
"Look, Jack, I didn’t ask for this. I was just bored and looking for something interesting- like you! I never thought this filter would switch my body!"
"Well, me neither! But how do you propose we switch back?"
"We just gotta do the challenge again, that should do the trick, right?" Paulo pleaded.
"What challenge?"
Paulo's face dropped when Jack said that. There was a brief moment of silence before Paulo spoke up again.
"Yo-you're kidding... right? The Me & You challenge, the one we just did together?"
Paulo kept talking about the Me & You challenge, but no matter what he said, Jack kept shaking his head in response.
“Look man, it seems like you’re having a really hard time here. I wish I could help- I really do! But I don’t know anything about technology.” Jack said. 
“No!! I know you’re just acting! Drop the act and help me switch back, please!!”
“Whoa whoa,” Jack sat up. “I don’t like the way you’re talking to me. I was nice enough to answer a call from an unknown number and now I have some guy commanding me to do shit like he knows me!”
“But you do know me!! Jack, please! You gotta meet me halfway here-”
“Jack? Nah, man, you got the wrong number. I’m Paulo.”
“No you’re not!”
“It’s such a shame too, you’re kinda cute not gonna lie. If you were nicer, I might’ve down to meet up.”
Jack laid down on his stomach and shifted the camera to show off his new slim waist in black briefs. He wiggled his ass for a bit, even humping the bed to show off his new ass, all while Paulo screamed profanities at him through the phone. 
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“STOP THAT! THAT’S NOT YOURS!!” Paulo yelled. 
“Anyway, I’m done here. Bye now~”
Jack hung up the phone while Paulo was still screaming himself purple. Jack let out a heavy exhale. 
“Whewww... That guy really needs to learn how to chill out,” Jack took a deep breath. He then flipped over on his new bed, really taking in the feel of a memory foam mattress. 
“Man, who knew acting would be so hard,” Jack said out loud. He laid there for a while longer, before he felt his new dick twitch against the fabric of his briefs. He looked down at his growing member, and a smirk spread across his face as he pulled down his briefs, ready and eager to get to know his new body and everything it had to offer.
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Paulo stared at the phone screen in shock. He then slammed it down onto the bedside nightstand after it registered in his head what had just happened. 
“NO! You won’t get away with this you fucking pervert!!”
Paulo then made repeated attempts at contacting his old body. Video calls, regular calls, texts, even emails, Paulo tried everything. But Jack did not respond to any of his attempts. Eventually, none of Paulo’s attempts of communication would go through the network, signaling that Jack had blocked him on everything. 
“No no no NO...! You can’t do this to me...!!” Paulo was panting for breath.
“...The filter!”
Paulo then hurried to open Tiktok on his phone. He went straight to the filter list and scrolled, but he couldn’t find the Me & You challenge. He then hit the search button and typed in the name. The search didn’t return anything back. It was as though the filter had never existed.
Paulo slammed his fist into the nightstand. He threw the phone at the wall, then proceeded to trash Jack’s bedroom in a blind fury. All while he shouted until he was red in the face. He did not stop until he was physically exhausted. By the time he was done, Jack’s place was thoroughly trashed. Paulo then collapsed onto the bed, physically and mentally exhausted from the whole ordeal. He cried himself to sleep that night. The sounds of his endless sobs filled the house until sunrise. 
Paulo did not wake up until well into the late afternoon. His eyes were filled with crusty tears and snot. Paulo got up from the bed, head aching from the surge of emotion he felt the day prior. He cleaned up all the gunk from his eyes and proceeded to stroddle to the bathroom. He took a good, long look at the new him in the mirror.
“Well... I guess it could be worse...” Paulo gave himself a weak smile. Tears began to swell up in his eyes again, but he quickly wiped them away. Instead, he stared himself down in the mirror until he didn’t feel strange anymore. Soon enough, he began accepting that he was no longer Paulo. He was Jack now, whether that meant for now or forever. 
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Regardless of how Paulo felt about the whole body swap, time kept marching on. Days, weeks, months had passed since Paulo and Jack swapped bodies. 
Paulo continued his ritual of staring himself down in the mirror every single day for a couple of months. At first it started with just looking at his new body, but then he added onto it as the days went on. He started with giving his new body a compliment, then he practiced smiling and being grateful for his new body, and he continued adding new steps until he made all the way to flexing and jerking off naked in front of the mirror. Paulo had thought about fixing his new body to his personal liking, but after a while, he had come to sincerely appreciating Jack’s body in all of its glory and beauty. So in the end, he decided to keep and embrace his new life as a bear. 
“Ah... fuck...!!” Paulo tugged at his new cock while admiring himself in the mirror again. His beefy pecs were bouncing up and down as his body jerked from pleasure. His old dick was definitely nothing to sneeze at at 7 inches long, but the added hair and girth Jack’s body had made jerking off even sexier for Paulo. He gasped as he climaxed, shooting puddles of warm cum all over the bathroom floor. He stood there panting, and took a deep whiff of his new musk before proceeding to clean up after himself.
“I wonder how Jack’s doing right now...” Paulo wondered to himself while cleaning. He would’ve turned 24 if he was still in his old body. No doubt Jack was living it up in his new body too, probably getting dicked down somewhere doggy style. 
Paulo shrugged Jack off of his mind. He refused to think about his former life now after all the hard work he had put into loving and accepting the new him. After all, just as Jack was the new Paulo, he was the new Jack- an identity he had grown to cherish. 
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Check out part three to this series here!
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gay-fae · 11 months
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part of what made across the spiderverse so perfect was that it was largely centered on WHO spider-man is, in EVERY universe. not just Miles, or Peter, or Gwen, or Miguel. Spider-Man. it was about the ESSENCE of Spider-man. Spider-Man is love for humanity. Spider-Man is having to sacrifice and lose everything you love for the mask. Spider-Man is rebellion against the powers that be. Spider-Man is about trying to do both, in every universe. about not taking no for an answer or listening when everyone tells you your destiny. refusing to choose between the things and people you love. that’s why Spider-Man is so compelling: they want everything, even though everyone else tells them they can’t have it. that it’s not meant to be. and they just. keep. trying. keep getting back up. they just keep going, man.
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It’s been a minute, (both post wise and design wise) so decided to update the fam + a couple additions compared to last time
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hitwiththetmnt · 1 month
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Just a Number P1 P2
Gee Donnie how come you get to have two ages?
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hayden-christensen · 7 days
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OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) Cinematography by Chung-Hoon Chung
@pscentral event 26: minimalism
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namespara · 4 months
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Hello strangest target audience of fellow sad mage enjoyers
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