I’m waiting very patiently here, human. Hurry up with breakfast.
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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IT'S A LITTLE FRIEND
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Offering a frog a place to cool off in 110 degree heat.
(via FootLoosePickleJuice)
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PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT HIS TINY STAFF THERE JSKJS
he is still holding it and it is so precious 🥺
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there's a bigger part of me that takes pride in being Monster to a sick society, but the "reptiles are abhorrent" trope really does get to me sometimes. we are just lil folks
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I may or may not have been dabbling in some Mortal Kombat men...
So... Have this. *posts, and run away*
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Top 3 criminal things he did:
He nutted in a pet carrier for no reason while I was cleaning his terrarium
He looks like this (I wouldn't trust that smile)
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(photos by me)
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