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adhd-attention-deficit-dumbass · 2 months

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*Crying hysterically on the phone with my mom*

Me: ”Omg mom I can’t find my phone anywhere! I’m going to be late for class! I don’t know what to do!😭😭😭😭”

Mom: ”Sorry sweetie I can’t talk right now. I can’t find my phone anywhere and I’m late for a meeting, talk to you later”

*hangs up*

This has been an ADHD-joke fresh from my rotted brain, you’re welcome and I’m sorry💀💀💀

#adhd blog #It’s early and I think I’m a comedy genius #adhd #adhdblr #adhd post #adhd shitpost #adhd jokes

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im-a-sentient-magic-carpet · 6 months

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They call me a AAAA battery

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writerjayne · 4 months

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Stiles: Red ones bring you up, blue ones bring you down.

Derek/Scott/whoever you think would be funniest: This is literally a starburst and an Adderall

I have ADHD and I think I'm funny

#stiles stilinski #derek hale #incorrect teen wolf quotes #sterek #teen wolf #adhd jokes #adhd

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unstableshadowgirl · 2 years

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#depression memes #mentally ill memes #sad memes #relatable memes #its the neurodivergency #adhd #adhd memes #adhd jokes #meme blog

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luck-system-shenanigans · 29 days

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pros of getting a new interest/hyperfixation

- its fun

- makes me happy

- everything is just generally better for a while

- i get to make literally everything about it

- new fun content on the internet to look at

cons of getting a new interest/hyperfixation

- Another fucking Guy in my brain

#lucky rambles #adhd #adhd memes #adhd jokes #adhd stuff #system stuff #system shit #plural #plural system #plurality

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luckywolfsbane · 4 months

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Jack of all trades, master of none. I can do anything, so long as it's fun.

- My life with ADHD.

#adhd #actually adhd #adhd things #adhd jokes

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skylerbean · 2 years

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the adhd urge to never have any emotion vs the adhd urge to break down over not walking on the right side of the street

#adhd #neurodivergent #adhd jokes #neurodivergence #adhd memes #adhd problems

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gender-fluidbees · 7 months

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i love tea but i have adhd and always forget i’m making it and leave the bag in for too long so long story short i have developed a taste for strong tea

#adhd #austism #neurodivergents #neurospicy #jokes #adhd jokes #dark academia #light academia #chaotic academia #richard papen #the secret history

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sir-klauz · 2 years

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Neurotypicals at us when we do ADHD things

#don’t QUESTION it #adhd #adhd mood #adhd memes #adhd post #adhd tag #adhd tumblr #adhd problems #adhd feels #adhd jokes #adhd life #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #gordon ramsay #masterchef australia #masterchef

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jovialcloudqueenisnotonfire · 8 months

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adachi in cherry magic reading his crush's mind: "oh my god, he's standing so close to me, i'm so nervous. 😳 i hope my crush on him isn't super obvious 🥺"

my crush reading my mind: i wonder if he's gonna🤨--what's that smell, coconut?🥥 oh i want thai for dinner. 🎶we found love in a hopeless place🎶 oh but that thai place nearby closed.😢 i wonder how they're doing. should i🧐--no its too😔--yeah.😕🎶we found love in a🎶 no, its not coconut, vanilla maybe? 💅🏻i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again💅🏻 🎶yellow diamonds in euurrhh mnnmmm🎶 💃 what does she actually sing there?🍦?🥥?🧁🧉?? what is that scent 🎶now we're standing side by side 🎶

#hi i have adhd #you dont need to get the first part #but its a japanese bl drama where one guy is still a virgin in his 30's and gets mind reading powers #cherry magic #bl drama #japanese bl drama #boys love #eww #i hate that wording lmaoo #adhd #actually adhd #adhder #living with adhd #adhd memes #adhd jokes #neurodivergent

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lostin7hsky · 8 months

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Bf with ADD

Rei furuya x Male!reader

Genre: fluff,comfort

This is made in Rei's Pov

Song that could fit to this scenario: -Cat -speed up-

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My boyfriend Loves to lie on the cold ,hard floor while reading or listening to music.Sometimes after reading a lot he even falls asleep there,and then i have to carry him back to bed before he could get sick.

I love him, i really do.But sometimes i just cant help but notice how his ADD affects his live.He could get seriously sick!

I mean... who on earth falls asleep on the floor ?! Is that even comfortable?

I wasnt able to keep watching him lay there and possibly hurting himself.

So i got him a green soft carpet.

Now he lies there happily reading and imagining things and i am happy to see him not possibly hurting his back anymore :)