" i had a consensual workplace relationship" has the same feel as that meme where the womans like "he had a horrible accident... he tripped and fell.... into another womans vagina *wipes away tear*"
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“lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship” is the new “holy fuck. holy fucking fuck. that body of yours is absurd”
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Loid Forger and Gomez Addams are the only actual wife guys.
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*sighs, tossing the paper to the side and taking a sip of coffee* y’know, Gomez Addams would NEVER.
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me to my laptop when it's running photoshop
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wow that body of yours is absurd vs lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship FIGHT
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the past few weeks have been...eventful.
the queen died, Adam Levine cheated on his pregnant wife, Ned cheated on his wife with Alex from food babies, don't worry darling was a mess, blonde and Dahmer are um, ghost files came out, boyinaband is an actual piece of shit (allegedly?) dream face reveal, the community movie is finally happening, and new Garrett watts video soon?
I am too online.
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