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theroundbartable · 2 years
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Arthur: I've heard rumors that you're often visiting Morgana at night....
Merlin: er yeah. I'm teaching her.... Stuff
Arthur: stuff?
Merlin: yeah, you know *waggles hands"
Later:
Arthur: MORGANA! What are you doing with my -
*walks into room with Morgana and Merlin practising magic*
Merlin: I can explain
Arthur: oh thank god, it's just treason.
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Colin: I am asking for your permission to court Penelope.
Eloise: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.
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noose-lion · 1 year
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Chuuya has a bite mark scar on his forearm from when Dazai bit him and wouldn't let go just long enough to draw blood. They were fighting (rolling across the ground like teens oft do), Chuuya winning with his greater strength and taking a chunk out of his arm was Dazai's response.
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m4ndysk4nkovich · 3 months
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i have no real explanation for this but i just know that ian gallagher has the worst digital footprint
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incorrectmoonknight · 2 years
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layla: when do you usually go to sleep? 
steven: whenever i collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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iwasbored777 · 2 years
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Fandom: Once Adrien gets angry it's over for everyone.
What Adrien looks like when he's angry in my head:
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sapphicmayfields · 1 year
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au where joel doesn’t die and his relationship with ellie is gradually repaired, and once jj is born ellie finally forgives him fully because she Understands now
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emptyjunior · 4 months
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Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.
And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-
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littlefoxwithbighat · 29 days
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Watching the new Dungeon meshi episode
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awetfrog · 3 months
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Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible
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yeehawpim · 7 months
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a comic about my weird irreverence for canon
go write a bad ending AU! ship your self-insert oc with your favourite villain!! the world's your oyster!!!
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Michael learns about FNAF Movie Sparky...
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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month
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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
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thunderboltfire · 11 days
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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.
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Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.
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If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.
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I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.
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sepezzz · 16 days
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this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 year
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I love the rainbow checkmarks but the colors could be improved. Maybe something like this?
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