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qvotable · 2 years
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There are a few things in life so beautiful they hurt; swimming in the ocean while it rains, reading alone in empty libraries, the sea of stars that appear when you’re miles away from the neon lights of the city, bars after 2am, walking in the wilderness, all the phases of the moon, the things we do not know about the universe… and you.
Beau Tapin // A n d Y o u
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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tagerrkix · 6 months
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luxmoogle · 6 days
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Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?
..THIRTEEN????
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csyakult · 3 months
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✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛
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lovelymlem · 8 days
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sometimes I just wanna..
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y e s
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princessponies · 14 days
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since Chilchuck's voice actor also voiced Karkat, we should bring it full-circle
Fergalicious in Dungeon.
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iwritemilfs · 4 months
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Will never forget the newsreader p.odcast hosts asking if Helen and Dale are even intimate bc the show doesn't have any explicit sex scenes
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
ARE THEY INTIMATE
DID
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MISS
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rainymoodlet · 1 year
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Or, how an otherwise incredibly private man came out to the world because when I play-tested his first challenge he physically refused to flirt with women.
Kiss Me in Komorebi 🌹 New Save+
Below you'll find an explanation of why I'm starting this Challenge from the ground up, an apology for my former applicants, and the form to follow for your submissions! Thank you for indulging me for so long in my obsession with this blorbo of mine.
Why the plus? Because otomes will smack lil' plus signs on updated versions of their dating games, and I'm a dork.
Deadline for applications is April 1st! 🌸
Let's be real - I bit off a little more than I could chew the first time around! This new version of KMIK will feature gameplay-heavy storytelling with posed scenes in-between!
I want to make it up to the applicants who waited so long to see this Bachelor Challenge come to fruition, and I genuinely want Daniel to have a fair shot at meeting someone truly meant for him - so I'm opening twenty one slots: seven for my former Contestants (two of which are taken by Daithi Calloway and Josiah Bolton), seven for my former Outsiders, and seven slots for new sims! Of course, the final number will be decided by the number of slots filled!
These three houses will rotate group dates and challenges with Daniel as he whittles down the numbers. In-universe, Dan hates the spotlight of fame, and was an incredibly private man (bar his new cult following on SimTok) before being influenced to be the star of his own Bachelor Challenge by his (well-meaning) agent and siblings. He went into this in the hopes that the contracted work would mean he'd not have to worry about his mother's health bills or his nieces and nephews' college funds for a little while.
However, when he got actual applications in, pictures of real sims who had applied just for the chance to meet him, to fall in love with him... well, it gave him a cold shock of reality. After a period of radio silence, the studio released a statement that said Daniel was deeply sorry, but that he wanted to give this a fair shot, and that meant he'd have to be more open and honest about himself than he was ever comfortable being.
🌸 THE APPLICATION 🌸
Name: Age: (lifestage and number, please) Traits: Aspiration: - please feel free to include any fun facts about your sim that you'd like to list! - i'm a dork and i love writing prompts based on the autonomous actions sims choose in-game. developing your sims' skills and likes will help them act more like themselves! - i will be using height sliders when i can, so feel free to include your sim's height! (for posing/gameplay purposes)
Please tag your application with #kmikapp! 🌸
Though I am excited for this clean start, I do want to apologize to all of my former applicants - both for the time it took for me to go through the acceptance process, and the time it took you waiting for me to get back to my desktop... only to learn that the sims you made weren't even going to be used. Believe me, I am no stranger to the loss of a Challenge sim: and I hope that by offering you all an automatic spot in this new save, I can make it up to you a little!
The two existing male contestants (Daithi Calloway by @buglaur and Josiah Bolton by @retro-plasma) will remain in the competition, seeing as they were already written to participate as contestants. But given that I'm forgoing the Outsiders concept for the ease of the Bachelor Challenge format, I thought I would offer all of my Outsider applicants the chance to make contestants! As some of my former participants are inactive, I thought this was the best way to reach out - I am really going to be better about talking one-on-one, though.
ANYWAY, I'm so excited to go on this journey with Daniel, and I can only hope you guys are as eager to see what awaits us as I am! Thank you for reading this far - let's try this again, shall we? 🌹
@hauntedtrait @kawaiishitty @wastelandwhisperer @occultpuppy @gothoffspring @foxsimthings @king-tower @morrigan-sims @akitasimblr @wormsimblr @10000and1dreams
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stars-self-ships · 1 month
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💞 Let's take over the world... together. 💞
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chocolatecakecas · 14 days
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why don't you listen to american pie and maybe you.....maybe you'll.....mayb
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deus-ex-mona · 2 months
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stretching to interpret nonfan as an aiyuu song like
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tagerrkix · 3 months
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god(?) said i shall have a badly drawn hastur as my profile picture
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kanditvofficial · 2 months
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ASJHFJLKSDGHSDGKL????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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eerna · 5 months
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN REEVE CARNEY'S REPLACEMENT IS JORDAN FISHER AND NOT CHIBUEZE IHUOMA
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slashingdisneypasta · 6 months
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Hello fellow children's animated-animal-villain-crush havers! Yes, you Scar-lovers. You Shere Khan lovers. Tamatoa lovers. N'ever After Wolf lovers, come on. And- Even you, the Toon Patrol lovers. I mean no, he doesn't have a stylish suit or a snappy hat but he does walk on two legs so I thiink he counts as semi anthropomorphic at least if that helps.
Why haven't we talked about Dag in Barnyard yet?
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