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f1-incorrect-s · 2 years
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Driving to the camping part 7/?
car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando
Valtteri: Alright guys, only one hour left before we arrive, does somebody want to switch seats with Fernando and me so we can rest for a little bit?
Max: Me, Me, Me, I wanna drive!! Daniel will sit beside me!
Daniel: I will?
Max: Ssttt, you aren’t involved in this
Daniel: Say what now?
Kevin: Hey, what about me? What if I wanted to drive?
Mick: Yeah sure, grandpa wants to drive… Out of the 6 hours we’ve been driving, you have been sleeping for 5 ½ …. that half hour you were awake, you got candy…
Kevin: What's got you so cranky? Didn’t you get enough sleep or something?
Mick: I was doing okay until someone slapped me!!
Kevin: I told you, I was having a dream!!
Mick: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU SLAPPED ME ON MY ASS!!
Valtteri: LANGUAGE
Max: Yeah, watch your language mafketel*!!
Kevin: You were laying horizontally over my legs!!
Daniel: What the hell were you dreaming of when you decided to slap something that’s rests on your legs?
Mick: Yeah Kevin, what were you dreaming of?! Huh?!
Valtteri: Stop this nonsense!! We’re pulling over now to switch, the both of you go cool off! We’re leaving in 5!
Fernando: Shouldn’t we be worried that Kevin slaps things in his sleep?
Valtteri: Nah, that’s the problem of his bunkmate on the camping
~ meanwhile ~
Daniel: *putting on his seatbelt* Max, please drive responsibly
Max: You know me!! I’d never drive irresponsible
Daniel: …….
Max: Okay, except that one time in Australia
Daniel: …….
Max: And that one time when we were on vacation in Mongolia
Daniel: …..
Max: OKAYY, point taken!! I’ll drive extra safely!
Daniel: *opening his phone, ready to call 911*
mafketel = crazy person
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kimquatz · 1 month
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process of drawing an OC: - you design them - you get attached to them - their hair gets bigger without you realizing it
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ladybeug · 4 months
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he was stupid after all...
thats romance.
merry christmas!!!! I was thinking recently I don't just draw for fun very much anymore, so I put some time aside as a christmas gift for me.
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humming-fly · 1 year
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Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
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sapsolace · 2 months
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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]
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starspilli · 4 months
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katabasis
(click for better quality :3 also available as a print)
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crescentfool · 4 months
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december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)
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everyone say thank you xenia, i made adjustments for the december 31st context but nyx avatar is still fitting.
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original draft of the last panel. i considered putting the bi flag but i didn't know how to squeeze it in. we love ryoji mochizuki in this house.
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beepbeepbithc · 10 months
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What if when you're not working, you wore a crop top to show off all the pretty art I've made of you.
👀💕
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dailydoseofmusicals · 10 months
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When the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep. No one lights a candle to remember. No, no one mourns at all when they lay them down to sleep.
So don't tell me that I "didn't have it right." Don't tell me that "it wasn't black and white." After all you put me through, don't say it wasn't true! That you were not the monster that I knew.
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st-hedge · 4 months
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I hand in my cv to paint the backgrounds for the 2d Zelda movie
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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troutpaws · 7 months
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fishtober day 03:
california golden trout (oncorhynchus aguabonita)
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puppetmaster13u · 15 days
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 
“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 
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tubbytarchia · 4 months
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In my head this was funny ok
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astravis · 2 months
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Based off this gif set
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rirupadg · 11 months
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