Driving to the camping part 7/?
car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando
Valtteri: Alright guys, only one hour left before we arrive, does somebody want to switch seats with Fernando and me so we can rest for a little bit?
Max: Me, Me, Me, I wanna drive!! Daniel will sit beside me!
Daniel: I will?
Max: Ssttt, you aren’t involved in this
Daniel: Say what now?
Kevin: Hey, what about me? What if I wanted to drive?
Mick: Yeah sure, grandpa wants to drive… Out of the 6 hours we’ve been driving, you have been sleeping for 5 ½ …. that half hour you were awake, you got candy…
Kevin: What's got you so cranky? Didn’t you get enough sleep or something?
Mick: I was doing okay until someone slapped me!!
Kevin: I told you, I was having a dream!!
Mick: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU SLAPPED ME ON MY ASS!!
Valtteri: LANGUAGE
Max: Yeah, watch your language mafketel*!!
Kevin: You were laying horizontally over my legs!!
Daniel: What the hell were you dreaming of when you decided to slap something that’s rests on your legs?
Mick: Yeah Kevin, what were you dreaming of?! Huh?!
Valtteri: Stop this nonsense!! We’re pulling over now to switch, the both of you go cool off! We’re leaving in 5!
Fernando: Shouldn’t we be worried that Kevin slaps things in his sleep?
Valtteri: Nah, that’s the problem of his bunkmate on the camping
~ meanwhile ~
Daniel: *putting on his seatbelt* Max, please drive responsibly
Max: You know me!! I’d never drive irresponsible
Daniel: …….
Max: Okay, except that one time in Australia
Daniel: …….
Max: And that one time when we were on vacation in Mongolia
Daniel: …..
Max: OKAYY, point taken!! I’ll drive extra safely!
Daniel: *opening his phone, ready to call 911*
mafketel = crazy person
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he was stupid after all...
thats romance.
merry christmas!!!! I was thinking recently I don't just draw for fun very much anymore, so I put some time aside as a christmas gift for me.
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When the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep. No one lights a candle to remember. No, no one mourns at all when they lay them down to sleep.
So don't tell me that I "didn't have it right." Don't tell me that "it wasn't black and white." After all you put me through, don't say it wasn't true! That you were not the monster that I knew.
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
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