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After a long, long while, it's finally race week again in China! Glad to be back and good luck to Zhou Guanyu at his first home GP! 🏎️🏁🇨🇳
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zhouguanyu 20 years later, home race I’m back. 🇨🇳
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Guanyu is Fernando and Oscar's biggest fan <3
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F1 x The Internet [Pt 11/?]
#f1#formula one#formula 1#f1 x the internet#sebastian vettel#michael schumacher#fernando alonso#kevin magnussen#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#zhou guanyu#lando norris#george russell#alex albon#galex#2019 rookies#it's race week#!!!#logan sargeant#daniel ricciardo
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Is it just me or is Valtteri/Zhou a less rancid, more domestic version of what Fernando/Lance have going on? Like they are on opposite sides of the old mentor/young mentee spectrum. Might be a stretch but…
Sweet and wholesome vibes. Valtteri using his experience and knowledge to help Zhou on track while also being that cool old coworker you can be comfortable with and chill with.
Vs.
Absolute filthy and sultry vibes. Lance using his young charm to entice older men and Fernando is not immune. Fernando using his experience not only to help Lance on track but also in the bedroom (drivers room, bathroom, or whatever location they made out in last). Plus the way they look at each other too… full of sexual tension.
#just random thoughts 😌#valtteri bottas#zhou guanyu#fernando alonso#lance stroll#valtteri/zhou#strollonso
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Yelp • Chapter 1 ls2
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words: 1.5k
warnings: cursing, implied off"screen" deaths, injury/blood, implied character death
notes: this first chapter is mostly just exposition (and a little sad i know), but at the very end you get a sneak peak of the action before everything turns totally cray. (there will be more defined logan x parker in the future chapters as well.) parker is supposed to be the "reader" character. i decided to use a gender-neutral name instead of y/n because that's not my thing. she/her pronouns and feminine descriptions are used, but her gender is not a major plot point at all, so you can totally still read this imagining parker however you want. i hope you enjoy!
“God, it’s so weird just going right back to school like nothing’s even happened,” Parker started.
“Yeah,” Logan agreed. “Five fucking kids are dead, but science! Calculus! English!” he finished mockingly.
“Well, four,” Oscar corrected him, Lily nodding along.
Logan let out a large exhale and nodded. “Crazy he survived that shit considering how fucked up the rest of them were.”
“Well, you know what they say about quiet kids,” Arthur chimed in. The other five immediately turned to look at him in confusion.
“What?” Fred questioned incredulously.
“What?” Arthur demanded. “They’re like actually really cool and badass and stuff.”
“Huh?” Logan inquired with a furrowed brow. “I thought the thing was that they’re like… kinky and shit.”
“Mate, what the fuck?” Arthur responded defensively. “Why would I say that?”
“Well, that’s like the thing people say,” Logan bickered. “I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but I’ve never heard anyone say that in my entire life.”
“Shut the fuck up,” Arthur retorted, making them all burst out into laughter for a brief moment before they all returned to a somber silence when they remembered the conversation that led them here in the first place.
“Are you sure you don’t want me to walk you to class?” Logan pressed, his pleading tone making it obvious that he was asking for his own sake instead of his girlfriend’s.
“No,” Parker laughed him off, pushing his chin off of her shoulder and his arms from around her waist. “The health room is all the way on the other side of the building. You’ll be late. Again.”
“Yeah, well-” Logan began to protest before his newest complaint was interrupted by a loud crack behind him that made the both of them jump. They turned around to see Zhou Guanyu staring back at them guiltily.
“Sorry,” he started to apologize “I just dropped-”
“Oh, no, that’s okay,” Logan interrupted, as Parker reached down to pick up the textbook that fell from his locker.
“Thank you,” he said with a shy smile when she handed it back to him.
“No problem,” she reassured him, returning the expression. “It’s the least I can do, especially considering…” She trailed off, instead gesturing to his left arm which was fully encased in a sling.
After a moment of awkward silence, the girl spoke up again. “Um, what class do you have next? I can help you carry your things,” she offered.
“Bio,” he answered, “but it’s alright,” the boy quickly added. “It’s not far, I wouldn't want you to go out of your way-”
“No, that’s perfect,” she interrupted. “I’ve got psych first period, so I’m headed to the science wing too,” she explained, lifting the heavy load from his hands, right as the morning bell rang.
“Alright,” Logan said, leaning over his girlfriend’s shoulder to give her an instinctual kiss on the cheek. “I better get going. If I’m late to Mrs. K’s class one more time I think she might beat me to death with one of the CPR dummies.”
Parker immediately bore her eyes into her boyfriend’s soul at his word choice, the poor boy not remembering his audience until the words had already left his mouth. Looking like a deer in headlights, he simply turned around and scurried off.
“Sorry,” Parker apologized once she turned back to Zhou, embarrassed.
“It’s okay,” he said, chuckling.
“Shit, we better get going or we’ll be late too.”
“You guys know Zhou, right?” Parker asked the group in front of her as she led the incapacitated boy to her customary lunch spot under the oak trees in the school courtyard. The two were met with a chorus of “yeah”s and welcomes.
“I hope it’s okay that I sit with you guys today,” he asked timidly.
“Yeah, great to have you, man,” Liam assured him as Lily reached across the table to relieve Parker of the extra lunch tray.
“Didn’t we have trig together last year, mate?” Dennis piped up to ask him.
“Um… I’m not sure. I don’t think I would recognize you in class,” the bashful boy responded, leading to a roaring bout of laughter from the crowd.
“Goddamn! He got your ass, Hauger,” Jack said through a fit of childish giggles.
As the conversation continued, Parker couldn’t help but notice that one of the usual members of their crew was missing. “Hey, babe,” she said as she nudged her boyfriend’s rib to get his attention.
“What?”
“Where’s Paul?” she asked, concerned. “He said he was coming to school when I checked in on him yesterday,” the girl recalled.
“Yo, Bearman,” Logan called quietly to the younger boy sitting across from them.
“What’s up?” Ollie questioned, eyebrows raised.
“Have you seen Paul at all today? Did he change his mind about coming in?”
“No, he’s here,” Ollie informed the couple. “I think he probably just wants some time to himself right now. Usually…” he trailed off.
Parker and Logan nodded in understanding. Usually Paul wasn’t the only Aron present at the lunch table.
“How are you holding up?” Parker inquired, giving the boy’s hand a gentle squeeze. Paul had lost a brother, but Ollie had lost the next best thing. His best friend.
“I’m alright, thanks for asking,” he replied a little too quickly, flitting his eyes away from the couple before abruptly turning to rejoin the ongoing conversation to his right.
Logan and Parker shared a sad glance, but decided it was better to leave the boy be. Paul probably wasn’t the only one who needed space.
“So,” Arthur’s voice rang out, gathering everyone’s attention. “We’ve got Wednesday off, what say you all we hang at my place tomorrow night.”
“OMG! Sleepover!” Jack shrieked in a high pitched voice, eliciting a few snorts from the kids surrounding him.
“Shut up, Doofus,” Arthur shouted at him playfully.
“That’s not my name, Lecdumbass,” the other boy snapped back, overdramatically rolling his eyes in jest.
“Anyways…” Arthur hollered over his friends’ audible amusement, attempting to gather their attention again. “Is everybody in? You too, Guanyu,” he clarified, to which the meek boy simply nodded, much to the others’ delight. “Awesome!”
As everyone else agreed to the plan, Jack interrupted once again. “Can’t. My parents have been totally freaking out over all this shit. You know how they are. So, unfortunately, the only party I will be attending is Doohan family game night hosted at 15 Fairview Road. Sorry, gang.”
“Well, hope you have fun playing Scrabble with Mummy tonight,” Liam teased.
“Yeah,” Dennis joined in sarcastically, “maybe if you’re lucky she’ll let you have a scoop of chocolate ice cream too. With sprinkles!”
“Alright, fuck you all, I’m out of here,” Jack countered, beginning to gather his things in perfect unison with the end-of-lunch bell.
“Bye-bye, Doofenshmirtz!” Parker called to the boy’s back.
“See ya when Mama Doohan lets you out of your cage again,” her boyfriend added with a big grin, made even wider when Jack simply flipped them off as he continued walking away.
Dennis had worked his ass off all summer. He wanted that spot on the team and he wanted it bad. So, in the month leading up to tryouts, he had to keep up his training. And if Coach saw how dedicated he was maybe that would benefit him too.
After another grueling workout under the hot September sun, Dennis made his way back to the empty locker room. He could smell, see, feel, and taste the sweat on his body, making him strip off his soaked through shirt before the door had even fully closed behind him. He needed a shower ASAP.
All of a sudden, he felt the air knocked out of his lungs as his back hit the ground, letting out a strident wheeze. He laid there for a moment, groaning in pain and sweating even harder than before. Wait, no. That wasn’t sweat…
The boy wearily lifted his head off the ground, still recovering from the harsh impact of his fall, only to see the entire floor of the room flooded.
“What the fuck?” he sighed out with the little breath he was able to collect.
He slowly lifted himself back to his feet, ignoring his spinning head, until he looked down at where he had been only to be greeted by a river of pink floating in the shallow water. He reached his fingers to softly touch the back of his throbbing head and was immediately met with an intense pain and sticky, red blood covering his hand.
The boy sluggishly stumbled forward toward the sinks in order to better assess the situation and clean his open wound. The only sounds he could make out were his laboured breaths and the splashes of his feet meeting the puddles beneath him. Splish. Splash. Splish. Splash. Splish. He paused for a moment as the world spun around him.
Splash.
But the sound of that extra step behind him didn’t register in time for him to save himself.
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Zhou by champion OMFG
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This week the Chinese Grand prix will be held in Shanghai for the first time since 2019.
Zhou Guanyu became the first ever Chinese Formula 1 driver when he signed with Alfa Romeo in 2022.
Which means that this weekend is the first time a Chinese driver will race at their home Grand Prix.
Zhou is making history this weekend, and I will be cheering for him to have the best home race possible.
Go Zhou!!!
Poster for his upcoming documentary film "The First One"
#zhou guanyu#remember he is driver of the day#I expect sauber to give valtteri all the slow pitstops to spare Zhou#that's all I ask
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Today I offer you a collage. Tomorrow? Who knows!
Just a quick one in my sketchbook because I woke up with an urge to draw that one picture of Zhou in his China GP merch. He's the first ever Chinese F1 driver, and his home race at the Shanghai GP this weekend will be the first time a Chinese F1 driver has raced on the track, having been off the yearly schedule for five years 'til now. So very exciting times all round!
Pentel brush sign pens, coloured paper, and letter stickers in my sketchbook, approx A6 size
#sketchbook#collage#Zhou guanyu#china gp 2024#f1 fanart#formula 1 art#formula 1#my art#my f1 art#pentel sign pen
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Zhou Guanyu: No, there's no mullet and they'll never be one
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Tom Clarkson: Have you been tempted to follow him [Valtteri]?
ZG: Uh, no, not really. Not in that kind of areas, of course-
TC: What about the skimpy swimming trunks?
ZG: No, I can't do this one either!
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倒计时一天🥳🥳
希望小周能在家门口好好享受比赛，不要太有压力！
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Yo i'm back with a zhou appreciation fanart for the chinese grand prix 🇨🇳
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Zhou and Bottas’ Shanghai tour
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Driver's Ranked by Year
Ok, this is going to be a long one because I don't want to spam, so everybody buckle up
Disclaimer: This is not my personal ranking of the ships, this is purely based on how I view the historical event that takes place in the year that the numbers make up. I will happily further explain any of the events, my analysis of the events with the ship, and why I ranked them that way if anybody is interested. I tried to get a variety, but I am better with western history so there is more of skew towards western history. I have used both CE and BCE years to create more variety. As with everything with RPF, I do not believe any of these drivers are together and this is all in good fun, if you don't want to view it as ships view them as teammates! All images are pulled from google.
okie dokie here we go, Hope you enjoy!!
*means that it is in the area of that time period and do not have exact date or may occur over multiple years
1. Maxiel - 31 BCE
Jesus was crucified in 31 BCE
2. Simi - 75 BCE
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and demanded a higher ransom in order to be saved
3. Lestappen - 1633 CE
Galileo was convicted of Heresy for saying the earth goes around the sun
4. Brocedes - 644 CE
Zenkoji temple is built by Empress Kogyoku
5. Zhou + Mick - *4724 BCE
Earliest form of photo-writing in history
6. Yukierre - ~2210 BCE
Hale Bopp comet is seen and won't be seen again until 1997 CE, about 4,000 years later
7. Landoscar - ~814 BCE
Homer was born
8. Fernando + Esteban - 1431 CE
Joan of Arc is burned at the stake
9. Zhou + Valtteri - ~7724 BCE
Tollmann's hypothetical bolide which led to global cataclysm, i.e. the great flood
10. Loscar - ~812 BCE
Olmecs began to build their pyramids, earliest pyramids from mesoamerica
11. Lewis + Charles - 1644 CE
one of eight years to contain each roman numeral once- MDCLXIV
12. Oscar + Zhou - ~2481 BCE
Construction of Stonehenge
13. Esteban + Pierre - ~3110 BCE
Narmer reigns and unifies Egypt for the first time
14. Carlos + Max - 551 BCE
Confucius was born
15. Sewis - 544 BCE
Sun Tzu, author of The Art of War, was born
16. Esteban + Lance - 1831 CE
Victor Hugo publishes the Hunchback of Notre Dame in Paris
17. George + Lewis - ~6344 BCE
Great Britain and Ireland separated from the main land and became Islands
18. Oscar + Max - 181 CE
Lake Taupo Volcano erupts in New Zealand and is seen in both China and Rome
19. Max + Lewis - 441 BCE
Sophocles writes Antigone, one of the first greek tragedies
20. Lewis + Valtteri - ~7744 BCE
Agriculture starts to develop in the Americas
21. Fernando + Lance - 1814 CE
The Great Stock exchange fraud is exposed in London
22. Logan + Alex - 232 BCE
Gaius Flaminius distributes land to Plebians after the Punic Wars in the North
23. Lando + Daniel - 43 CE
Roman conquest of Britain
24. Lando + Max - 41 BCE
Mark Antony meets Cleopatra VII
25. Charles + Pierre - 1610 CE
Tragedy of Macbeth's first performance
26. Nico + Kevin - ~2027 BCE
The Epic of Gilgamesh is written
27. Galex - ~2363 BCE
Hekla 4 eruption with a VEI 5, explosive eruptions, but nobody was hurt
28. Charles + Lando - 164 BCE
Halley's Comet makes its appearance, occurs once every 75 years
29. Checo + Max - 111 BCE
Spartacus was born
30. George + Lando - 634 CE
The Siege of Damascus
31. Carlando - 455 CE
King Generic sacks Rome
32. Charles + Carlos - 1655 CE
Saturn's largest moon, Titan, is discovered
33. Charles + Sebastian - 165 CE
Antonine plague decimated the Roman Empire and China
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#maxiel#daniel ricciardo#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#zhou guanyu#mick schumacher#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#yukierre#fernando alonso#esteban ocon#valtteri bottas#loscar#carlos sainz#sewis#lance stroll#george russell#alex albon#logan sargeant
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Fernando’s hit and scoot on Zhou 💕
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