#YOU. YOU GET IT.
Okay hear me out:
Not a pop song but...
Dark Hallways from the first Luigi's Mansion Game. I think it'll be great for when Luigi sees the mansion.
You've been spared from having to use the spray this time. You're welcome. XD
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Gerard bottoms but she tells Frank what to do and gently pets his hair and coos at him and calls him a good boy and as he fucks her he can only whimper and sweat and grunt and say “Yes ma’am! Thank you ma’am!”
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Oh, I Am by Static-X, we're really in it now...
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i LOVE moth prey x cuddly sweet spider pred ESP bc it fits with my blorbos in canon … moth prey slightly afraid bc spiders are one of the largest dangers for them but SOOO trusting and that trust is verified time and time again <3
that's the biggest draw imo...its the trust that they won't be hurt despite the spider being a natural threat to them! and on the other end, its trust that once swallowed they won't panic and hurt them from the inside
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We are all your crows bringing you shiny things (pictures and other mentions of birds)
I wouldn't have it any other way
I LOVE YOU ALL SO GODDAMN MUCH /P
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What do you want for your birthday, crow?
I’M WHEEZIN’
A+ reference, thank you.
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Mens tits are perfect. You can use them for biting, lying on and burying your face in. Whats not to love.
EXACTLY
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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Peace and love
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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