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#YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED
valyrfia · 5 months
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charles apparently happily scurrying to talk to a camera when max asks him to without a SINGLE ferrari PR person in sight? YEARS of pr training just all undone like that in a single second? let’s not lose the plot here charles is down JUST AS BAD
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astraskylark · 2 years
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Collecting these like Pokemon
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skrunksthatwunk · 1 year
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just a lil bouquet of sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻🌻
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kimarisgundam · 5 months
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My lipstick tastes so good. It's cherry flavoured and I just want to eat it like a chocolate bar
^ was telling this to my bf and he told me he wants to have a taste too
So I was like 'kay, and applied lipstick on him...
A kiss 😐
He meant a kiss 😐
He was trying to rizz me and I misunderstood it as him wanting to try on my lipstick 😐
Now he's pissed at me for ruining the moment and putting lipstick on him 🥲
Years of playing otome games and I can't even tell when someone is trying to rizz me irl...
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sir-knighteye · 4 months
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Try this one trick to stay the same age forever. Doctors hate him!
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theo-grayson · 2 months
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MY SIMS 4 CUSTOM CONTENT IS ALL GONE NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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gin-juice-tonic · 1 year
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I FORGOT HIS CHIN CLEFT
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greenvillainredemption · 10 months
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47739445/chapters/120916969
My attempt at the horror prompt for @wdtajn ! I’m a little disappointed with this one ngl, but I hope it gives at least a little spooky vibes. :D
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streetqueenofmars · 2 years
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That moment when you discover that the actual *COMPLETE* 1001 Nights is so long that even the penguin classics is three volumes and you realize you've never actually read the complete Arabian Nights.
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bosspigeon · 1 year
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realizing that I'm God and I can make [REDACTED] a fat dilf bear and nobody can stop me
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People who didn't go to college, how old were you when you realized that every second you spent stressing about grades in school was for nothing?
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blog-of-frontiers · 1 year
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Sally Grissom's canonically asexual! So whether she's aro or not (unconfirmed but arguably implied) she wouldn't qualify.
OH I CANNOT READ my bad carry on with your poll you funky lil aros, godspeed
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rae-gar-targaryen · 2 years
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Today is one of those days where I dislike my brain, my face, and everything attached to those things.
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zoominlumen · 11 months
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If The Walkmen play a Jonathan Fire*Eater song I DON’T KNOW and the shame KILLS me, DO NOT prosecute them... they caught me slippin’, that’s on me
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Was I- Was I so enthralled with Gallavich’s story that I didn’t realize Emmy was in Phantom of the Opera?!
How did I miss that 🤣
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titaniumchickens · 1 year
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It's finally happened
Someone has asked me how my head is.
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