The robots. They're summoning the robots watch out-

I posted this meme redraw on Discord and we immediately started making crossovers :]

I love Samuel L. Jackson and his version of Nick Fury. I know he was originally white in the comics but I don't care, Samuel L. Jackson is a legend, so I bought black Nick Fury, I'm keeping black Nick Fury, this version is simply superior. What I think tho is that people complain about other race swaps because characters are most of the time race swapped to be black and now historical figures too, not because these studios believe black people deserve genuine representation, but because of white guilt. And white guilt is exclusively a thing of the USA.

What do I mean by that? I mean black people were treated horribly (and still do nowadays) in the US, the slavery was insane, the segregation was insane. There, Native Americans were considered savages but black people weren't even considered people. White guilt, white shame, it's all an American thing. In other countries of course there can be racism against black people but it's not as deeply rooted as it is in the US. For example, the continent Latin America. The conquest was also horrible and cruel, but the people of today, they do not resent the Spaniards of today for what their ancestors did because most Spaniard conquerors chose to stay in Latin America. Most Latin Americans carry the blood of those Spaniard colonizers. White guilt would be stupid because you would be asking almost all latinos to hate a part of themselves. We choose to see each other as brothers and sisters because there is enough division in the world already. Mexico, Argentina, Spain, Puerto Rico, Chile, Canarias, Colombia, etc... we're ALL brothers and sisters! We don't go "your ancestors did x y and z" because your ancestors are also my ancestors! And even though Namor was race swapped, he showed actual representation, the beauty of songs in Spanish, etc, he wasn't the same Namor but latino. Race swap was done well!

So when race swaps are very clearly motivated by white guilt, of course other countries where this isn't a thing are gonna be confused af. Because we haven't wronged black people the way USAmericans have done in the past. And before you say this is a racist take, don't. We hispanics are the most diverse group, with all kinds of ancestry, Portuguese, Spaniards, the Muslims who inhabited Spain for 700 years, the large diasporas of Italians that came to Argentina between 1880-1930, Africans, Japanese, Lebanese. We are the most diverse people in the world. We aren't racist.

All we ask is that American studios keep in mind white guilt isn't for everyone. They race swap accordingly to white guilt, and expect everyone else to understand that, when a black Latino will see it and go "what kind of pendejada es esa" and a black Egyptian will see it and go "dear Ra what is this". Because those race swaps are for black Americans, born out of white guilt. As I said, we don't do white guilt, but people of the US think their problems are universal and they think if this is how their country works, then this is how other countries work as well and NO! I do agree that black people have been through hell in the US so there's a lot to compensate for. But please don't push your social mess to the world. Our countries don't function like the USA.

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I love Samuel L. Jackson and his version of Nick Fury. I know he was originally white in the comics but I don't care, Samuel L. Jackson is a legend, so I bought black Nick Fury, I'm keeping black Nick Fury, this version is simply superior. What I think tho is that people complain about other race swaps because characters are most of the time race swapped to be black and now historical figures too, not because these studios believe black people deserve genuine representation, but because of white guilt. And white guilt is exclusively a thing of the USA. What do I mean by that? I mean black people were treated horribly (and still do nowadays) in the US, the slavery was insane, the segregation was insane. There, Native Americans were considered savages but black people weren't even considered people. White guilt, white shame, it's all an American thing. In other countries of course there can be racism against black people but it's not as deeply rooted as it is in the US. For example, the continent Latin America. The conquest was also horrible and cruel, but the people of today, they do not resent the Spaniards of today for what their ancestors did because most Spaniard conquerors chose to stay in Latin America. Most Latin Americans carry the blood of those Spaniard colonizers. White guilt would be stupid because you would be asking almost all latinos to hate a part of themselves. We choose to see each other as brothers and sisters because there is enough division in the world already. Mexico, Argentina, Spain, Puerto Rico, Chile, Canarias, Colombia, etc... we're ALL brothers and sisters! We don't go "your ancestors did x y and z" because your ancestors are also my ancestors! And even though Namor was race swapped, he showed actual representation, the beauty of songs in Spanish, etc, he wasn't the same Namor but latino. Race swap was done well! So when race swaps are very clearly motivated by white guilt, of course other countries where this isn't a thing are gonna be confused af. Because we haven't wronged black people the way USAmericans have done in the past. And before you say this is a racist take, don't. We hispanics are the most diverse group, with all kinds of ancestry, Portuguese, Spaniards, the Muslims who inhabited Spain for 700 years, the large diasporas of Italians that came to Argentina between 1880-1930, Africans, Japanese, Lebanese. We are the most diverse people in the world. We aren't racist. All we ask is that American studios keep in mind white guilt isn't for everyone. They race swap accordingly to white guilt, and expect everyone else to understand that, when a black Latino will see it and go "what kind of pendejada es esa" and a black Egyptian will see it and go "dear Ra what is this". Because those race swaps are for black Americans, born out of white guilt. As I said, we don't do white guilt, but people of the US think their problems are universal and they think if this is how their country works, then this is how other countries work as well and NO! I do agree that black people have been through hell in the US so there's a lot to compensate for. But please don't push your social mess to the world. Our countries don't function like the USA.

That person does have a point.

i can't believe i almost forgot to make this post oh my god okay

so!! last night while in call with @leezardweezard i came up with a twilight au for the joaks and i cannot stop thinking about it so i need to share it or we will both explode

the points will be under a readmore cuz it'd be kinda long if not

au where edward and bella have switched places

-they're still the same people personality wise but edward is charlie's son and bella is now a cullen, they have literally just swapped places and roles

-bella was still meant to be with rosalie but did not want to be with her

-she totally helps her kill those men though

-she's hooked up with alice (jasper does not exist)

-since the literal only thing stopping her from jumping edward's bones from the start was the fact that he would not touch her like that until marriage, she would not hold back in the decades before meeting him esp being w/ alice

-edward is now the awkward pale lil meow meow that came from arizona to live with his dad in forks

-jacob and edward were childhood friends and they have a thing for each other

-when bella hits the scene jacob is jealous at first tries to posture and stick up for edward's honor or smth and bella is just like "we can share tho like what if we shared i'd be cool w/ that"

-poly bi queen tbh

-jacob is not a huge fan at First but warms up to it slowly (during the tent scene is when he fully accepts it)

-edward doesn't wanna be a vampire which throws a bit of a cog into the works but then

-because of the james fight, the cullens decide that they should leave for edward's safety ripping the happy couple apart

-edward starts doing stupid shit to die cuz he's like "i can't be without her" even though he still has jacob

-alice thinks he dies

-bella starts doing her own stupid shit subtly trying to get caught as a vamp so the volturi have a reason to kill her but she is also trying to stall a bit to see if he's truly dead bc she's hoping it was a bug in alice's vision

-the volturi catch wind and similar scene where eddy boy gets there as she's on trial

-they are intrigued and put pressure on her to turn him or they will wipe them All out

-eddy boy has already changed his mind anyways bc being apart from her had him like "damn i don't wanna live without you so if i have to be a vampire to be with you i guess i'll do it"

-they still get married right out of highschool for both love and volturi pressure

-it's a triple wedding, legally on paper it's just eddy and bells but jacob is also part of the ceremony and alice and her are already married so she's just there

-jacob and bella standing on opposite sides while charlie walks edward down to give him away cuz it's funny

-the pack gives jacob away

-the cullens give bella away

-it's very croweded lmao

-they fyuck after marriage cuz eddy boy would still not want to until then and jacob and bella both respect him enough to wait

-imprinting is a SHIT mechanic but FOR the sake of the universe it is what allows him to live immortally SO for that reason and THAT ALONE

-we're still bending the rules a bit

-he imprints on BOTH of them the first time they have sex together

-like jasper, there is no renesme she does not exist

-HOWEVER if she was to exist it's because bella was turned when she was on her period so, like with how edward's sperm was frozen bc the man never rubbed one out in his decades of death and thus it was preserved, so was a single (1) egg. but again i am looking away she does not exist i have only considered this because i think that's REALLY funny mechanically

-jacob still has that scene to show charlie his wolf form bc i think it's a really funny scene