#Wails of eternal torment are only fun when it's not some demon clutching a photo of a summoner who said their tentacle was too small | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tswwwit · 2 years

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Got an idea I just had to share. I love enemies to lovers, and I love fake dating, but what about fake enemies who are secretly dating?! It's easy for Bill and dipper since they bicker all the time, but now they're both annoyed that they can't kiss in public

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#DIpper doesn't want it public knowledge because he'd get labeled as a monsterfucker #Which okay #He is #But there's considerable stigma attached even if Bill looks like a handsome human guy #Bill's okay with being on the down-low because the last thing he needs is a bunch of humans OR demons getting the idea to hook up #There was a fad for it in the 1400's and the breakups were a total migrane #Wails of eternal torment are only fun when it's not some demon clutching a photo of a summoner who said their tentacle was too small #Even WORSE were all the demons coming up with stories about gory heartbreak and breakups and more gore #Just to fit in with the fad #All along the lines of 'and then everyone stood up and clapped and told me how great I was' levels of 'yeah THAT happened'#Bill fucking hated it #SUPER annoying #And he doesn't want people trying to copycat his sweet gig either #Nobody else is gonna compare #But now I'm imagining Bill getting asked about romance #Probably on camera #Him declaring that it's stupid and demons don't do that and no they definitely don't fuck #Dipper's off to the side rolling his eyes #Until he hears Bill go 'What's this kissing thing you're talking about'#Dipper is now on High Alert for Bill Shenanigans #'Maybe I'll try it out! C'mere kid'#Dipper gets hauled in for the second worst but definitely messiest kiss of his life #It's CLEARLY all for the drama #Bill parts with a declaration that kissing is 'not all that' and 'can't see why you're into it'#Dipper is very very very annoyed #Also disheveled #I wrote a story in the tags because I'm a fool

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