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haemosexuality · 10 days
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can someone explain to me why the entire fandom ships chil and senshi
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cellgatinbo · 7 months
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pierre: i think we need to... remove the rock (fake richas).
bad: well. if we remove the rock then we won't have the movie Moana.
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helpimstuckposting · 8 months
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Saw a teen wolf post about Derek and Stiles being feral and unhinged and not the pack mom and dad everyone writes them to be and while I wholeheartedly agree, they said “Derek grew up in a shack” and like?????? No he didn’t???? He grew up in a wealthy and influential family with a huge house. He moved to NYC after the fire with his sister, he only lived in questionable conditions for less than a year and he was already grown at that point like what
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foryoupeko · 7 months
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I saw someone asking why I labeled something as Peko/Buki even tho I'm a Kuzu/Peko shipper. Other then the fact multishippers exist, I didn't consider that as a Kuzu/Peko comic. Ibuki expressed more interest in Peko than Fuyuhiko.
Call me asexual but I don't think just because Fuyuhiko was close to Peko's hip, it should be considered explicit shipping.
So just to be clear on my stance, I am okay with you ppl labeling my art as any ship but there are some boundaries.
Don't label it with problematic ships like incest or age gap.
If the art is clearly about one couple, don't make it about another. But if it's just a group of ppl chilling then you can find whatever couple you like.
I personally hate Mahi/Peko but I know I'm gonna draw things exploring Mahiru's crush on Peko so that's on me if ppl interpret it that way. Just don't be weird, because I have no quams with never drawing Peko and Mahiru within 5 feet of each other. I've drawn Case 2 ten times and I've only drawn Mahiru once.
I made a list of Peko's relationship with others if you wanna know my stance on her ships.
Hajime -I will never let people forget Hajime has a canon crush on Peko. Besides that, Hajime is Peko's first true friend. Outside of Fuyuhiko, Hajime is the only person Peko feels comfortable confiding in her secrets. He doesn't judge and is very kind. Meanwhile Hajime goes to Peko when he needs a cool headed and rational opinion.
Chiaki - Queerplatonic, they snuggle a lot. Chiaki is chill and her games makes it easier for Peko who has no experience talking to people have things to relate to. Peko understands when Chiaki is emotionless for the most part and then burst into excitement when it's something she's passionate about. They developed their own little language in those situations.
Nagito - Nagito likes to take advantage of Peko’s kindness and clings to her. Peko doesn’t mind hanging out with Nagito but stares dagger into him when he’s being too forward with others (he doesn’t read social cues so he’s not gonna catch it). Nagito thinks of himself as a diet Fuyuhiko. As long as Peko provides support, he'll look out for her.
Teruteru - He's super turned on by Peko but gets flustered when she genuinely cares about him (turns out he does not have a mommy kink). Peko enjoys Teruteru teaching her about cooking so the two eventually bond over that.
Imposter - Peko’s best friend on the island. They both relate to not knowing who they’re supposed to be. At the same time, they don’t see each other as just victims. They’re both people trying to grow and become better. When these two are together some say they're TOO COOL (actually Ibuki is the only one that said this)
Mahiru - Mahiru has a giant crush on Peko. At first she believe she knows what’s best for her and tries to takes her away from Fuyuhiko. Once she accepts Peko doesn’t want her help, she tries to be happy for Peko and Fuyuhiko.
Hiyoko: Is jealous of Peko so she lashes out at her a lot. Originally it was for looking mature/sexy and gardening Mahiru’s attraction. But after she learned of Peko’s past, she’s jealous that she didn’t have her own bodyguard to protect her from the multiple assassination attacks she went through.
Ibuki: Queerplatonic, they kiss A LOT. Ibuki loves seeing Peko awkwardly cheer for her at concerts (imagine Pearl from Steven Universe type of awkward) Peko made Ibuki realize that quiet is okay. Because only when it’s quiet, she can hear Peko’s heart beat speed up. I think they would be a cute fling but these two come from two different worlds. Ibuki is a party rocking planet and Peko is a silent moon. Maybe if the stars aligned they could've made it work. But that doesn't mean you can't appreciate eclipses.
Mikan: Mikan’s ability to read micro facial expressions helps her interpret a lot of Peko’s hidden emotions. Peko likes Mikan but Mikan mistaken Peko’s quietness with secret resentment (she can read that Peko isn’t mad but sometimes mental illness makes you ignore facts). Mikan is had to get close to and Peko doesn't have the social understanding to truly know her.
Gundham: He has adopted her as his own. He feels the need to protect this person on par with his traumatic backstory. She must realize this too, that’s why she keeps flocking to him and his four dark devas. Meanwhile Peko only understands 50% of what he’s saying but she’s trying. Sonia (and Gonta in non despair AU) has to interpret sometimes. Giant Big Brother and Little Sister energy.
Sonia: Sonia is the extrovert who adopts an introvert. Sonia wants to hang out with all her classmates and one of the few who doesn't see Peko cool demeanor as disinterest. Sonia is the only one who can relate to Peko's isolation and only she knows the kind of loneliness that can come with being around others. Peko doesn't realize this on her part and it hurts Sonia. But Sonia doesn't stop trying.
Kazuichi: Scared and aroused by Peko. I head anon one time his trash picking robot accidentally took Peko’s sword and it exploded. Kazuichi was so scared to admit it to Peko but once he did - Peko was more concerned about him than her sword. He’s convinced she’s in love with him and begs Fuyuhiko to ask her out for him. Peko bluntly declines.
Nekomaru - Nekomaru passionately talks with Peko about a lot of things. At first it was Kendo, then it was training, proper diet, and it spiraled into Nekomaru talking excitably about his day. Peko is a good listener but even she can go deaf from all the yelling. Ibuki bails her out sometimes. I think Nekomaru and Sonia are the only people who know how to push Peko out of her comfort zone without overstepping. Ibuki can be too excited in getting Peko to do new things. Hajime and Chiaki doesn't see a problem with Peko doing her own thing.
Akane - The girls bond over being asexual together. No talk about love or mushy stuff. They talk with battle! At least according to Akane. Peko is hesitant to train with Akane because she believes only someone strong like Sakura could handle her blade. Akane takes that as an open challenge and tries to blindside Peko until she takes her seriously. Akane does have to learn boundaries at one point. Maybe the person who grew up in constant danger doesn't want to keep looking over her shoulders in case her classmates attack her.
Fuyuhiko - Ultimately, though everything, this blog will always be a Kuzu/Peko blog. Growing up, Fuyuhiko developed a crush on Peko but never acted on it. Only after a chance conversation with Sakura about what being in love is like, Peko realized in middle school she is in love with Fuyuhiko. By that point their relationship is strained. Fuyuhiko is constantly telling Peko he doesn't need a tool and pretend they don't know each other. Peko doesn't want to be forgotten by Fuyuhiko, this person she spent everyday with. She planned on asking him out, as equals, but then Twilight Syndrome Murder happened. There was no time for love when there was so much hate in his heart. Eventually after everything, the two realizes they need each other. Fuyuhiko only pushed Peko away because he thought she couldn't grow as a person if she was constantly worried about him. Peko realizes she can still care and protect Fuyuhiko as a fellow warrior by his side. These two understand each other so well that they don't need to talk. But this also leads to terrible miscommunications.
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ichigokeks · 2 years
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Rain: just a shy little guy.
Also Rain: kinky as fuck, dirty talk during sex out of nowhere
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preciouspatriots · 6 months
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“oh, they said we were supposed to lose to the bills?”
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axe-of-ender · 6 months
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why did my partner say this about mumbo jumbo
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kirkycurls · 9 months
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this is one of my favourite pics of him bc he looks like a happy kid on a school trip
the kid who hangs behind the others to take photos and actually read the signs in the gallery/museum/wherever
and he's got a crush on the girl version of him in his class and they're lowkey besties and he waits patiently for her to finish looking at things so they can go to the next bit together
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sunburnacoustic · 10 months
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"I did a blood test, apparently I'm 50% Belgian. I did not see that coming."
Matt Bellamy, before launching into Madness
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gay-mooshrooms · 6 months
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This might be the funniest ask I've ever gotten
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mariatesstruther · 9 months
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miller family restaurant (the bear insp) au in which young upstart chef ellie comes to stage at jackson, a world-class restaurant run by the famous world-renown miller brothers and their wives
executive chef maria miller recruits ellie from FEDRA culinary school, in which she has garnered a reputation for being a tough as shit student but the most resourceful and quick chef under 20 that anyones seen in years. maria visits FEDRA one day as a favor for marlene, who is connecting her with ellie in hopes that a staging experience at somewhere upscale will be a better fit for her than, as ellie puts it, “being stuck in a shithole amateur cooking camp.”
from what marlene tells maria, ellie is just too quick and too precise and too damn good to be contained at FEDRA culinary school, at least for right now. most young chefs are there because FEDRA is a big name and they want big reputations: ellie is there because being a chef is all she knows, all she has, and that’s exactly the type of chef FEDRA wants. marlene fought to have her there, at first, because she thought ellie would be a good fit.
turns out, ellie is somewhat of a goddamn nightmare to teach, especially in FEDRA’s rigid environment. as skilled as she is, ellie is far too creative, too independent, too quick to improvise over following her sous’ orders. other students loathe working beside her because they can’t keep up, and the teacher’s can’t stand coaching her because she acts like they have nothing to teach her (which, to be fair, they really don’t. she’s a beast.)
marlene is thinking that ellie may benefit from some real experience in a fast-faced, high-functioning restaurant, where she can either learn to work with a team or get her inexperienced ass metaphorically kicked. so she calls up maria and asks if she has any time to allow ellie to stage at jackson, the most famous chilean-southern soul fusion restaurant in texas (or anywhere. because there isn’t enough of this type of fusion cuisine at all, especially recognized in fine-dining. even though it’s so mf GOOD okay lets move on).
maria meets ellie and loves her, mostly because the young and cocky chef reminds her of the greener version of tess she met in culinary school. she gives ellie a stern but heartfelt one-one-one that can basically be summed up with “fuck around in my restaurant, and find the fuck out,” and invites her to stage.
chef de cuisine/head chef joel miller greets ellie on her first day with nothing but barked orders and grumpiness. he’s a fucking asshole, but every move he makes in the kitchen is as sharp and precise as a killer. he plates like a dream and pushes orders out faster than anyone ellie’s ever seen, so she decides to stick by him and keep up. at first he’s resistant and annoyed—he keeps sending her away to help esther on pastries—but eventually he sees how fast she picks things up and how eager she is to learn. one day he overhears her telling esther that before FEDRA she was completely self-taught, and it astonishes him: suddenly, he can’t deny his own desire to work with and teach her.
so he does. he keeps her close in the kitchen and orders her to watch his every move and step, which she does with hungry eyes. she does not, unfortunately, hold back the snark—no matter how many times he tells her to shut her damn trap, chef, and focus up.
(he relents pretty quickly when she snaps to reveal, annoyed and fed-up, that she can fucking focus better when her mouth is moving along with her hands. after that, joel never gets on her for talking while she works. he lets her and his sous chef chat away)
sous chef tommy miller is everyone’s favorite chef, undoubtedly more kind and friendly in the way he handles the kitchen staff than his older brother (who people still love, but c’mon. chef joel is scary.) tommy delights in the way ellie gives joel shit and doesn’t hesitate to join in whenever he gets the chance. any and every time his wife maria pops in the kitchen, he manages to bypass whatever he’s doing to sneak her a lightening-quick kiss. whenever joel calls out orders to the kitchen, tommy answers back “yes, jeff!” which ellie loves and copies. they are fast friends and a great working pair, and he makes sure that ellie has as much fun as she can while she stages with jackson.
ellie doesn’t see much of the general manager, but anytime she does, tess servopoulous is speaking and moving with undeniable, intimidating purpose. she’s always fixing an issue or solving a problem before ellie even realizes or hears that there is one. one day, ellie runs into her after a busy night and starts to introduce herself—tess stops her with a “i know who you are, maria and joel and tommy all told me great things about you. plus, i havent had to deal with you, yet, if you know what i mean, so you must be doing great. lets go out to eat sometime, yeah?” which nearly knocks ellie completely over, she’s so excited. she goes home that night so happy she could float.
near her last day of staging, tess and maria take ellie out one day to tour around local places they love, introducing her to their favorite dishes and chef friends they keep in touch with around austin. more than one, tess introduces ellie as our little protégé, which makes her blush and want to hide her face.
by the end of the day they’re stuffed, but tommy and joel join them at some pastry place for desert. theyre all together and shooting the shit, and ellie is getting so so so emotional thinking about not getting to be with her little jackson family anymore. she knows that there’s nowhere else she’s grown more as a chef, as a person, as a daughter: there is no place else she’d rather be.
maria pulls out a pizza-themed thank you card and some papers and ellie thinks that this is it, that they’re doing some cruel sick little goodbye that they think is heartfelt but is really nothing but goddamn cruel. she wants to cry and scream and get up to leave, but suddenly maria opens the card and the THANK YOU! written on the inside is crossed out and replaced with, in tess’s shit ugly handwriting WE LOVE YOU! PLEASE STAY?
and tommy says those papers maria are holding are her contract, which they want her to go over because they want to hire her at jackson, they want her to stay. tess says she already feels like family there and maria tells her she brings new life to jackson, a new energy present in the kitchen and the food now that’s all thanks to her. tommy says he’s never seen the staff, and his grumpy ass older brother, so lively. when she’s still silent, stunned and trying not to cry, joel says that it’s her decision, but he’d want no one but her by his side, in the kitchen or anywhere.
so she cries, and she signs, and she stays.
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saaltskies · 4 months
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bestie why do u have a forehead
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breakableprincess · 5 months
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hey fun fact if someone says they are into cnc and into guro and snuff and even if they tag their posts things like "send me rape threats" it doesn't mean you should dm them a picture of your cock, call them a prostitute, tell them you want to kill them and then send them unwanted gore art all before even saying hi. like I thought it would be obvious but here I fucking am
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scenedenial · 3 months
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https://x.com/filmupdates/status/1747105820406604268?s=12&t=fLn2krJCQbmq_a8z8QPf_g
are you guys SEEING THIS????
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tojirights · 2 months
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no lie, i wrote that alastor thigh humping fic at 2 in the morning and i barely remembered any of it but like, i kinda popped off on that one
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literally im so sorry for this but…
in my mind loumand can spend hours and hours making out. like just kissing with tongue. but not in a sexless, bed death way. no, no they are super horny freaks about it. Like they might as well be fucking. they are literally mouth fucking nasty for hours until one of them begs for more and its always louis bc armand has 500+ years of practicing restraint on him. but they can go for hours with it. and the staff watch them on the cctv like “Just FUCK ALREADY”. im the staff, i wanna wat-
anyways, then loustat want to be the type of couple that can just make out for hours. like they want to have that kind of restraint. especially when they’re in semi-public and its like… we cant do this here. (given the time period they have to try to be discreet). but there have been many-a just a kisss moments between them. but someone always does something where they haaaavve to fuck like right nowwwwwww. and they do. only when they get that feeling, lestat does the thing he knows will make louis whine and beg and all that. bc in my mind louis is always the slutty begger between all of them. and Lestat and Armand always tease him about it to see him squirm and tell them to shut the fuck up or he won’t let them fuck anymore and they always laugh bc honestly….
also Lesmand give that kind of tension where even when they are literally at each others throats with rage you think they’re about to kiss. like they give the kind of intensity where you question areee they fuckingg?? like?? what is up?? have they fucked what is their deal??? (the staff are making bets. money is on the line) but they haven’t!!! they are exes but they arent!! and louis is literally begging them to fuck bc the shit is annoying! and the staff is on cctv like “exactly!!!! literally JUST FUCK ALREADY.” i am the staff. i wanna wat-
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