February 2025. After successfully building my resume and taking testosterone to be able to do a passable male voice, I am accepted and assigned my model, ready to debut. I spend the week leading up to my debut yaoi-baiting with my fellow male talents, and virtue signaling. My tweets get thousands of likes, and my follower and subscriber count grows. Finally, the day comes, and I am the last of my gen to debut. After the loading screen and lore are finished, I appear, in all my handsome glory. The chat is filled with thousands of adoring nijisisters, both male and female. They expect a quirky joke or flirty pick-up line, but their eyes widen in horror as I spend the next five minutes screaming every slur I can remember, and yelling every offensive thing ever said online towards any group. The sound of a gun being loaded is heard in the background, and as I finish my rant, the gun is shot, and my model goes limp. The stream is cut. The rest of my gen's contracts are immediately terminated, and their names and images are scrubbed from anything Niji related at all.

I kind of want to be a judgmental sourpuss about the fact that most "hilarious" vtuber clips don't really have a punchline, they just have somebody with an anime little girl voice saying the word "fuck", but I'm stymied by the fact that somebody with an anime little girl voice saying the word "fuck" is in fact hilarious.

underrated part of @demilypyro streams

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teeth

miss miku...

(BONUS: bald miku)

Shout out to people who are fans and enjoyers of hated media. Stuff people make 8 hour video essays on why it’s bad, shows or games or whatever that people dunk on to the point where it’s basically a trend even if they never interacted with said media. Bands or movies where people who have only heard of it will make judgement after hearing someone talk about their interest.

Keep being you, keep liking what you like authentically. Don’t let the bandwagoning or angry nerds get to you. You are some of the most awesome and chilliest people on the internet.

The thing to understand is that some video game trailers look "good" in the sense that you actually want to play the game in question, and some video game trailers look "good" in the sense that they're absolutely fucking insufferable, but you'd love to watch a mildly bipolar thirtysomething streamer with the shittiest vtuber rig you've ever seen try and fail to wring a coherent let's-play out of it.

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