#Val's Puppet History Weekend
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The Dancing Plague
Start time: 11:30 PM
End time: 12:02 AM
Guest: Jermaine Fowler
Professor Wiggles
Professor McNasty
How is McNasty close?
I really don't blame them for valuing sleep
why did bro give up on the investigation
I love how McNasty goes from 0 to 100 real fast
The creepy way he says open my little bag
Jermaine's laughter after he grabs a jelly bean
we still have the unanswered question, do puppets poop jelly beans
the poor people going through all of their crops dying like 7 times
they really stuck it out good for them
they just really want things to get better
"Well you've never taken the initiative Ryan"
4 episodes in an McNasty is so fed up
sweat for several days until you die, story of my life, all year round
wtf why is pile of diamonds here
"while you've got your fuzzy ass nose in a book I'm over here keeping the lights on, baby"
I believe in Ryan this time, he can make it
minds have been blown
Ryan just made the connection of people dancing til they die
took him long enough
are y'all shaniacs or boogaras
Shaniac, always have been, always will be
Ryan is so disappointed he got the question wrong
banned music, ok footloose
Ryan is so mad about the point distribution
Ryan is pissed
yay a happy ending
was this the basis for footloose
Jermaine's immediate "what the fuck" when god appears
Jermaine is very scared
when he whispers "it's me god"
why is Ryan trying to fight with god over whether or not he is god
god's song is a FUCKING BOP
"Tampa, Florida and also the rest of Florida"
ANOTHER FUCKING TIE
Ryan's going to lose, I can feel it
Jermaine deserves the world
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#puppet history#liveblog#watcher entertainment#watcher#Dancing#professor wiggles#professor mcnasty#open my little bag#do puppets poop jelly beans?#all the crops died#shaniac
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So I've recently gotten into Puppet History, but I don't understand what's going on. I'm starting from the beginning of the series and watching it all. I did some math on how long this will take me and it's about 920 minutes give or take. Then I did even more math it will take me close to 15 and a half hours to do this. Fun weekend ahead, I'll be liveblogging most/the entire time so have a nice time. All of it will be under the tag " Val's Puppet History Weekend"
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Ok, I'm not going to be able to finish this in a weekend. I usually watch in about 2-4 episodes at a time then I need to do something else. I'm not going be able to finish this in the weekend. I have school and other things I have to deal with. I'm hoping to get it done by December 1, but I don't know. I won't be able to do it from December 1-4 then if there's any left I'll do it then.
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#it'll still have the same tags#just it won't actually happen in the weekend#sorry about that
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The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon
Start time: 3:27 PM
End time: 4:15 PM (Sm came up that i had to deal with)
Guest: Kristin Chirico
I've already seen this one but I'll watch it again
Love the tracksuit but the lack of pants makes me very uncomfy
also please put a hat on
it's like seeing a cartoon character without their usual gloves
Ryan already knows he doesn't stand a chance
"scolding Russia for pumping their athletes full of illegal drugs! And other sports"
great job McNasty
"Come at me Putin"
um... maybe didn't age the best
you do you bro but I will still judge you, looking at you McNasty
COSTUME CHANGE
love that he already has a gold medal
the unitard was a choice, I don't enjoy seeing his furry little legs
Ryan is already giving up
Ryan Bergara number 1 worlds fair fan
tensions between Ryan and McNasty are really heating up
"with more whale bones, and racism"
the way he says Roque
whats with all the free write questions
why do I feel McNasty got his clothes from American GIrl
I love Kirstin, she seems so nice
wtf no water
I get that it was the olden days but they had to know how bad this would be for people
why sign up for a marathon when you've never run one before
I get it first time for everything but maybe not in a foreign country in a sport competition
is McNasty a hopeless romantic
Petition for McNasty to join the muppets or Sesame Street
"these terrific hills simply tear a man to pieces"
poetic
wow a celeb, the torch themself
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#watcher entertainment#puppet history#come at me putin#whale bones and racism#liveblog
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Hatshesput: the Forgotten Pharaoh
Start time: 2:46 PM
End time: 3:25 PM
Guest: Ryann Graham
we go from Ryan to Bergara to Arbies to Beef Man
still Ryan to me
Ryan is already getting fed up with McNasty not knowing his facts
he did better this time
Ryan is also getting fed up with the point giving
Ryan isn't going to win this one, but Ryann will
why does Ryan know about J-Lo bathing in milk
where did that come from?
answer: left field
ok so McNasty eats primarily Jelly Beans
yea Ryann is definitely winning this one
"thanks for the words of wisdom there Beef Man"
Another special sex pal
"show me the birth certificate"
wtf why is Don Draper here
but it's just some white guy in a suit
so McNasty is a bad boy now
the totally unconvincing way McNasty said, "not that I ever met her personally"
so maybe he can time travel
are they like magic jelly beans that give you like time power or sm
if so why are you giving them out left and right
little misogyny
history is sad
"you know how easy it is to kill a baby?"
very suspicious McNasty
ok beef boy
Ryan is mad about now being Beef Boy
"the mystery as to why her legacy was erased remains...not fully understood"
I see what you did there McNasty
wow a mummified goose
the song is alright
it reminds me of things that we would have to watch to learn things in elementary
ofc Ryann won
"try knowing more"
no need to get violent Ry- sorry Beef Boy
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#watcher entertainment#puppet history#Beef Man#another special sex pal#show me the birth certificate#you know how easy it is to kill a baby#liveblog#beef boy
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The Terrifying Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius
Start time: 6:45 AM (don't worry about it)
End time: 7:17 AM
Guest: Matt Real
Back for part 2, second episode of season 2. During my break I didn't sleep but I did watch Newsies, While You Were Sleeping, and a few episodes of Daredevil. Some quick thoughts about While You Were Sleeping, really creepy idea. Pretending to be you crush that you've never spoken to's fiance. Ngl that's really fucking creepy. My crush on 80s and 90s Bill Pullman remains strong.
This is gonna be a great episode
Just made the connection that Pompeii was in Italy
Was McNasty there?
Can he time travel?
wouldn't surprise me, maybe they aren't actually jelly beans
Maybe the stage is his TARDIS
I'm a little confused as to what we're going to learn about, it was a volcano
I didn't need to hear McNasty say in his weird deep voice anything
"and for effort Ryan"
McNasty doesn't know shit about volcano's
why is propeller here
I don't like hearing McNasty saying orgy time
makes me very uncomfy
RIP Pliny the Elder
No one remembers you
love McNasty's pillow helmet
what are puppet brains made out of
cotton? cotton candy?
Unrelated shut up you loud fucking birds, fuck you sun why must you be so bright
Ryan has to win this one
Wow they got a volcano to preform
I really don't like the song
not for me
ONE DAY RYAN WILL WIN
I'm going to get some actual sleep and will probably be back around noon ish my time
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#watcher entertainment#puppet history#and for effoert#can he time travel#Pliny the Elder
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How America's First Female Detective Saved Abe Lincoln
Start time: 12:04 AM
End time: 12:42 AM
Guest: Kate Peterman (yay she's back)
I think McNasty predicted the future by having the first episode be one about a pandemic
Love McNasty's appearance "sup"
Not even a minute in and already throwing shade to the University of Phoenix
I've never been there so I have nothing to say on the school
"Let's do this, let's get back into this nightmare"
It's Kate's second time, will she win?
I like Kate, she's funny
SEASON 2 BABY
Kate already gets a point
It's ok McNasty, I fuck up presentations too
"I'm going with sex cult" "love to see it"
Unrelated but I just found 20 bucks in my pocket, fucking score
"fricken hag dude"
Is McNasty scared of cats?
the curtain malfunction
I like to imagine that all of the puppets from past episodes are back there running things and it just gets more and more chaotic as more are introduced
oh no professor
get it together man
you're supposed to be a professional
Unrelated (sort of related) I'm thinking about taking a break for a while if that's alright with y'all
I used to use y'all ironically but its worked its way into my everyday talk
it's so much more convenient ok
We've got another genie mention here, is this going to be important later?
if you had to pick a song to die to what would it be
for me probably highway to hell
either that or A Pearl by Mitski
The train song sounds like sm you would hear on a country station that is trying so hard not to just be country
not surprised Kate won
she deserved it
I'm going to take a break for a while because I've been doing this for close to 3 hours
I might get some sleep, might watch a movie, I'll update y'all when I'm back
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#liveblog#puppet history#watcher entertainment#first female detective#lets get back into this nightmare#Kate Peterman#sex cult#fricken hag dude#genie mention 2#electric boogaloo
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Surviving the Titanic: History's Luckiest Woman
Starting time: 11:02 PM
Ending time: 11:28 PM
Guest: Jenny Lorenzo
I love the little clown nose honk at the beginning with the logo
the way he says "win my little jelly beans"
creepy, low-key kinda pervy
how old was Violet when she got her first job
rip the jelly beans
Ryan's maniacal laughter
the spooky The Professor voice
he sounds so mad and disappointing
Ryan one day will win I swear
that's not a nick name
go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks
nick names are supposed to be short
the deadpan way Jenny said, "Bitch went overboard"
pausing the skit because the screensaver turned on
it's giving having to pause a presentation because you lost your place in your notes
what did she do to get the name go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks
what does one have to do to get a nick name like that
do you think that the ship staff were even trained for evacuation
like they knew what they were doing
how dare The Professor not know a history fact
Violet, sweetheart, honey, why would you take a job from the SAME COMPANY
The Professor not knowing another history fact
how dare he
Ryan is salty about the fact that The Professor doesn't know jack shit about random history facts
I believe in you Ryan
you can win this one
at least the people were prepared for bad events this time
Violet you brave bitch
genie?
inescapable death machine
really, working on MULTIPLE boats and going through a boat sinking and not knowing how to swim
"F you iceberg Charlie"
Violet is the luckiest bitch alive
she's not alive anymore but at the time, you know what I mean
I don't believe Ryan will win anymore
SHE CONTINUED TO WORK FOR FUCKING WHITE STAR!!??!
why did they continue to hire her
she's like the opposite of a rabbit's foot
I don't really like the propeller's song
wow another tie
but this time a tiebreaker
Ryan, no need to threaten The Professor
Jenny deserved the prize
I wonder if Violet ever learned to swim
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#Titanic#puppet history#watcher#watcher entertainment#rip jelly beans#go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks#bitch went overboard#inescapable death machine#F you iceberg Charlie
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Stealing the World's Most Expensive Necklace
Starting time: 10:25 PM
Ending time: 11:01 PM
Guest: Kate Peterman
I do belove the host, The Professor
Is The part of his name or is it like The Doctor where it just makes more sense for the to be there?
do ya'll pronounce it th-uh or thee
does this have something to do with Marie A.
never seen Henri spelled with an I before
The Professor's stare paired with thats enough, its funny, cute, and scary all at once
ah yes, genital origami
RYAN BERGARA THIS IS A FUN PUPPET SHOW, NOT A PLACE FOR DIRTY MINDS
I knew it Marie A. does have sm to do with this
I didn't know she was Austrian
These are rapid-fire questions, that was like 3 in 5 minutes
loving the voices in this
damn, how rich was Rohan cause that's a lot of money
The way the skit has to restart because it was the wrong character
it's giving restarting a presentation because your notes are out of order
really bro, giving the necklace to someone you've never met before
he's just stupid
"He begged them to spare him the shame and scandal of being publically arrested. He was publically arrested."
"His servant took him serisouly and rode so fast and so hard that his horse died as soon as he arrived in Paris"
at least he got where he needed to go
horses deserve better
"these two bananaheads"
love the diamond necklace puppet
it looks like a black sock with tinfoil glued on
this song is actually a bop
if only it was on Spotify
ooh a tie
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#horses deserve better#genital origami#the professor#rohan is stupid#liveblog#watcher#watcher entertainment#puppet history#bananaheads
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Life During The Black Death Pandemic
Starting time: 9:56 PM
Ending time: 10:19
Guest: Steven Lim
"I have never been ready for this" me neither Steven.
What's he got in that satchel?
The Professor needs a little glue dot for his nose.
I'm not sure how I feel about Ryan's glasses.
what's in the satchel?
Jelly Beans
Steven's unanswered question, "do puppets poop jelly beans?"
I need to know, no one answered it.
RIP Big Apple Steve, we will always remember you
wtf was going on with the flagellants
what did they think going from town to town, whipping themselves in front of a crowd, and having people dip their handkerchiefs in their blood going to do
sounds a bit extreme, just a bit
so thats where the dancing skeletons came from
I didn't even know it was called danse macabre
wow we're getting a song from death themself
well that was kinda creepy
this is nothing like death from the book thief
You go Big Apple Steve
#Val's Puppet History Weekend#the black death#rip big apple steve#puppet history#liveblog#do puppets poop jelly beans?#but for now this question remains#unsolved#watcher#watcher entertainment#hopefully the professor gets his glasses fixed before next episode
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