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drowninginabactatank · 4 months
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Very long, very pointy. 🖤🐾
Her hips just jut out like ⛰️
Greyhounds are wonderful creachers.
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Just thinking about that joke au I made where instead of meeting obiwan and padme on mustafar, he heads back to his ship but when he flies off planet, the force transformed him into a lion and crashes on a random planet. Padme survives, and the emperor finds Lion!Vader a few months later. When he can't figue out how to untransform vader, he uses him as gladiator entertainment and makes an arena that he'll toss rebels into, to meet the claws of vader.
Seventeen to twenty years later, padme, obiwan, rex, ahsoka, and the twins get caught and thrown to the lion :)
If you couldn't tell, I was going through a lion phase
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possible-cryptid · 2 years
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People should stop asking me questions unless there’re specifically about my blorbos
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scraps-and-wires · 2 years
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Look, I know its a pretty basic choice, but i think anakin being the main character of any type of time travel fanfic is extremely hilarious in any way you look at it. His presence is galaxy breaking. Mental breakdowns done by him and people around him will frequently occur.
Either vader time travels back in time to the prequels and has a no-good-very-bad time reliving every moment of his trauma, surrounded by resurrected ghosts. Which leads to him making a mess of everything as some sort of demented ghost of trauma and vengeance, baffling everyone on either side of the war effort.
ORRR Anakin time travels to the og trilogy future and has a no-good-very-bad time learning about how his entire life crashes and burns from entirely of his decisions and has several mental breakdowns about that. Which leads to him becoming a mopy and blubbering mess of a rogue variable, baffling both sides of the war effort.
What I'm saying is, no matter the method, Anakin is having a no-good-very-bad time and I think that should he THE universal constant because it pleases me.
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photofinder · 4 months
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Star wars needs more cryptids
Just. More freaky shit, really. i want more POVs of normal people coming across Weird Shit. We see it a little bit in the mandalorian when Luke wrecks shit on Gideon's ship and you can see how intimidated everyone is by it. We see it a bit with the zombie troopers in Ahsoka, or the zombie nightsisters in the clone wars. We see it with the way Vader just destroys people whenever he decides they're in his way. the clone wars show had an episode where an entire planet believed in angels and it turned out they existed but they were just another species of alien
Star wars give me more creepy shit
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gentrychild · 6 months
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Hey, you never know. Maybe that anon has a thing for centuries old cryptids in star wars shirts...
I can't win. I make AFO wear a Darth Vader shirt? The simps drool! I don't even put him in an apron but you somehow all imagine it while he is cooking pancakes for his son? The simps drool! A cat maid outfit! Drool!
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stormkobra-5 · 2 years
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Family: The House of Fett Poster
This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and it's broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
--Lilo and Stitch
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meadforspeed · 11 months
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Hello!!! I love your fic so much. I was wondering what you thought about Maul Lockdown? I doubt Eogan or Komari will be mentioned in your fic since you read it after making the plot, but did you like them?
Hey Anon!! Thanks so much, I’m glad you liked it! And funny you should ask— there’s a bit of Lockdown in the chapter I’m chipping away at right now.
I loooved Lockdown, especially the latter half—Eogan trailing after Maul like a hero-worshipping baby ducking and Komari being like “Oh. So you weren’t trying to kill me? People are always doing that so I guess I assumed. Uh, my bad??” Yesssss. Excellent.
Maul recognizing himself in Komari, and identifying (for a brief moment) that he falls somewhere between Light and Dark and that if he wasn’t so pants-pissing scared of Sidious he might have had a kickass life raising hell with his new pals? Absolutely heartbreaking. I loved it very very much. That, and the horrific soul sucking cryptid worm that lived in the walls of the mechanical hell prison, that was neat.
BUT! To circle back to TDYK, the plot has changed so dramatically since it’s first inception it’s basically unrecognizable. The original idea was “hey what if Maul was the one to fight depressed burnout Obi-Wan, not Vader?” I’ve always loved the parallels between Ben’s banishment on Tatooine and Maul’s extended stay on Lotho Minor. Seeing Old Ben dealing with it all stoic and Jedi-y got his hackles up, but hobo-Kenobi, so rusty he can’t even put up a fight? That’s a different story.
Anyway, this fic was supposed to be like 30-60k, but then I decided to put in a dreamscape subplot and the whole thing exploded. What was originally going to be a sort of slow burn Force philosophy/FEELINGS sort of fic morphed in to that, plus a slow-gathering-of-allies, found family sort of thing with all of my favorite factions, characters, and abandoned story arcs shoehorned in.
Long story short, I’ve done a few major overhauls of the storyline, but the most major one was right after I read Lockdown and The Ghosts of Maul. I decided I was going to do go all in. Pretty much all of Maul’s history, Legends and canon, is fair game for this weird self-indulgent epic of mine— and Eogan and Komari will definitely make an appearance!
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Pairing: Stark!Peter x Blackcat!Reader
A/N: Hey guys! We’re nearing the end of the story unfortunately, there are only two chapters left after this! I’m excited for you guys to read the end though, I’d love to hear your guy’s opinions and speculation about what’s to come. Next chapter is very big plot wise so I hope your ready! As always I encourage you to give feedback and reblog, that sort of thing really helps me stay motivated. Love you guys xx
Warnings: Mentions of childhood neglect
Summary: You’re terrified of talking to Tony
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You were frozen in place, your eyes glued to the large metal door in front of you. Your heart pounded violently against your chest while Peter punched in the door code.
“Dad upped security since the break in,” he explained, “He keeps the lab locked up all the time now.”
The door slid open but your feet refused to move. Tony Stark was in there, waiting for you, and you were sure he wouldn’t give you the same warm reception Peter had. Peter had promised he’d protect you, but what could he really do if his dad wanted to lock you up? Tony didn’t know you like Peter did, he had no reason to trust you or want to help you.
“What’s wrong?” Peter frowned at you.
“Nothing,” you assured, “I’ve just got a lot on my mind.”
“It’s okay if you're scared or nervous or something,” he placed his hand carefully  on the small of your back, “I would be too, but I promise it’ll be okay,” he kissed the top of your head.
“O-Okay,” was all you managed to stutter out while he ushered you inside.
Tony was hunched over a holographic model of the city with several computer screens open either side of him. A few buildings on the map were highlighted, Fisk Tower, Daze, and some miscellaneous warehouses you knew Fisk used for storage. He glanced over his shoulder at you two when you walked in.
“You really did the full Vader huh?” he smirked.
You cocked your head in confusion as Peter interjected, “She hasn’t seen Star Wars, she’s not gonna get the reference.”
Tony raised a brow, “Seriously?”
“I already know what happens, Darth Vader is Luke’s father, they blow up the Death Star, Harrison Ford marries that big furry thing, what’s it’s name again…” you knit your brows as you tried to remember, “Chupacabra? No, I think that’s a cryptid…”
“Chewbacca,” Peter corrected, “You think Han Solo marries Chewbacca?”
“Yeah, probably,” you shrugged, “It seemed like there was some romantic tension there.”
“There isn’t, Han is with Leia,” he explained, “The one with the buns on the side of her head.”
“Really? I thought she was with the blond one, Luke right? I swear I’ve seen a picture of them kissing.”
“They did kiss once, but Luke is her brother.”
“Ew,” you cringed, “Why did she kiss her brother?”
“Well they didn’t know they were siblings yet,” he rolled his eyes, “I thought you said you knew what happened?”
“I have a general idea,” you scoffed.
“The only thing you need to understand is that Darth Vader comes back to the light in the end,” Tony explained, “Peter if you really care about explaining the plot of Star Wars to her you can do it some other time, but we’ve got some more pressing issues to deal with right now.”
“Right, sorry,” Peter blushed, “Have you found anything yet?”
“No,” Tony shook his head, “I haven’t been able to get in contact with Fisk either, one of our double agents said he got rushed into an emergency surgery. Something to do with his eye apparently,” he locked eyes with you, “I don’t suppose you would know anything about that would you?”
“Well I honestly didn’t think it was that bad, but I did scratch his eye,” you confessed, biting your cheek to stifle your laugh, “But in all fairness he gave me a pretty serious concussion, and he wanted me to kill your son so…”
“I don’t need you to justify hurting Wilson Fisk, the guy deserves everything he gets,” Tony hummed, “And if what Peter tells me is true then I’m sure you’ve got even more reason than most to want to hurt him.”
“What did Peter tell you?” you flushed.
“The truth, that Fisk forced you to work for him and then he threatened you and your friends so you’d do what he said,” Peter answered.
“He didn’t force me to work for him, I think Peter’s just trying to make it sound a little worse than it really was,” you frowned, “I got arrested and I was gonna go away for a year and lose my college acceptance. Fisk offered to get me out and clean my record if I worked for him so I said yes. I thought I’d just be stealing from his business rivals or something, it seemed like the better option at the time.”
“Well coercing you and forcing you are the same thing,” Tony frowned, “Fisk is a good criminal, but what he’s really good at is taking advantage of people. You were vulnerable and he saw that he could use you. That doesn’t seem like much of a choice to me, and it’s not something that I, or anyone else here, is gonna hold against you.”
“Really?” you narrowed your eyes skeptically.
“There are people here that have done a lot worse than a little B and E, myself included,” he hummed, “I’m not like Fisk alright? I don’t need to extort you or make you do my dirty work, I’ve already got Peter for that,” you giggled at the thought of Peter doing anything remotely devious while he continued, “Now I’d like to jump right into helping you here, but I need you to tell me exactly what happened tonight first.”
“Okay,” you nodded, “I’ll tell you anything you need to know.”
Tony was nothing but kind to you while you recalled the events of the day in as much detail as you could, though you did skim over the bit about waking up at Peter’s house. He asked you questions throughout, and you did your best to feed him as much incriminating evidence as you could. Peter stayed right at your side the entire time, jumping in to offer information wherever he could. Just having him beside you helped to ease your nerves, words couldn’t begin to describe how grateful you were to have him. It felt like everything would be alright as long as he was there, he was the light at the end of your tunnel.
“I think that’s everything I’ll need,” Tony sighed and pushed himself away from his computer as you finished your recount of the day.
“Great,” Peter beamed, “Then we can get started trying to locate MJ.”
“Well you and I can get started,” Tony nodded at you, “But I think (y/n) needs a little sleep.”
You quickly shook your head, “I don’t, I want to help.”
“You’ve had a long day, I think you could use a little rest,” he insisted, “Peter why don’t you take her upstairs and help her settle in?”
Peter nodded, “Okay, I’ll come back down in a bit.”
“Don’t rush, this part is gonna be boring anyway.”
Peter set his hand on your shoulder before you could argue any further, “He’s right, you should get some rest. It’s late, we probably won’t be able to get much done right now anyway.”
Sleep did sound like heaven, your body was tired and the day had been more than exhausting. You knew if you laid down for even a second you’d end up passed out.
“Okay,” you agreed, “I guess a few hours wouldn’t hurt.”
He kissed your forehead and plucked your backpack from the ground, “Come on, we should get your clothes dried off too.”
Peter walked you to the elevator and punched the penthouse button. He placed a finger over his lips, signaling for you to be quiet as the door opened. It was pitch black inside.
“My mom and Morgan are asleep,” he whispered, taking to your hand in his to help guide you, “Morgan gets really grumpy if you wake her up.”
“Got it,” you squeezed his hand.
He led you through the house, seeming to have no problem navigating through the darkness, though you could hardly see where you were going.
“Here,” he opened a door at the end of a long hallway and turned on the overhead light, “This is my room, I figured we could stay in here together…”
“I’d like to stay with you,” you nodded, glancing around so you could take everything in.
It was similar in size to the one at his house, but it was much more decorated. He had posters up on the walls and a collection of different Lego Star Wars ships scattered across the room. You laughed at the boyish design of it all.
“I’m guessing your mom didn’t decorate this one?” you smirked.
He shook his head, “No, this was all me.”
“I think it's cute,” you complimented, “It’s very you.”
“Thanks,” he blushed and ran his hand through his hair, “Alright, I’m gonna go put your stuff in the dryer. Do you need anything else?”
“Maybe just a t-shirt or something? I sleep kind of warm.”
“Over here,” he opened up the top drawer of his dresser, “They’re, uh, a little dorky, but your regular clothes should be dry by the time you wake up.”
“It’s alright Peter,” you smiled as you began looking through the shirts, “Oh I like this one,” you snickered, pulling out a large, oversized shirt that read ‘I survived my trip to NYC’ over the chest.
“Y-Yeah, it’ll look cute on you I’m sure,” Peter blushed, “I’ll be back in just a few, make yourself comfortable.”
He left the room and you stripped both the hoodie and the sweats he’d given you earlier in the night. You folded them both up and set them on top of the dresser, where you took notice of the large cork board hanging above it. It was filled with photos of Peter’s friends and families. Most of the photos looked like they were from high school, but a few were clearly much older. One in particular held a much scrawnier Peter with a pair of wiry glasses on his face that reminded you a bit of Harry Potter. He held a newborn baby, who you assumed to be Morgan, in his arms.
“Hey don’t look at that too long, there’s some embarrassing stuff up there,” Peter smiled at you as he returned to the room.
“They’re cute,” you cooed, “I didn’t know you wore glasses.”
“I don’t anymore, I stopped needing them after the spider bite,” he explained, “One of the perks of super healing.”
“Wait, spider bite?” you knit your brows, “You don’t mean like an actual spider bite right?”
“Well yeah, an actual spider bite,” he frowned, “That’s how I got my powers, and why I went with the whole spider motif.”
“Damn, all I’ve ever gotten from a bug bite is itchy,” you scoffed, “What was your dad trying to create some kind of super spider or something?”
“Actually he wasn’t involved at all,” he laughed to himself, “I’ve always thought it was kind of funny actually, I spend all this time helping my dad in the lab but I ended up getting super powers on a field trip.”
“You got super powers on a field trip?” you gaped, “Seriously?”
“Yep,” he nodded, “We were at this science center and I ended up getting bit by a spider. I didn’t think anything of it at the time, but then I came home and got my hand stuck to the fridge, and then I started sticking to everything and we figured out it was the spider bite not long after.”
You burst into laughter, “How long were you stuck to the fridge for?”
“Almost an hour before my dad got home,” he grinned, “What about you?”
“What do you mean?” you knit your brows and sat down on the edge of his bed, “You already know how I became Blackcat.”
“But you started stealing before that right?” he took a seat beside you, “I-It’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it.”
“I don’t mind talking about it, it’s just not really a special story,” you shrugged.
“But it’s your story,” he blushed, “That makes it special to me at least.”
You flushed and pursed your lips, “Well you know the foster care system isn’t great, so most of the time I wasn’t growing up in a great situation. When I was about ten I moved in with a really strict family, they kept everything in the house locked up, even the food. Eventually I got tired of going to bed hungry so I started stealing food from a corner store. It just escalated from there, I started stealing makeup, then clothes, and eventually I started breaking into people's houses and pawning off their valuables.”
“That’s awful, I’m so sorry you had to go through that,” Peter set his hand over yours, a sympathetic frown fell across his lips.
“Well like I said, I got you out of it, so it can’t really be that bad,” you squeezed his hand in yours, “You know it’s like you told me, found family and all that.”
“That’s right, you’ve always got me,” he gently kissed your forehead and then your lips, “Dad’s gonna be expecting me back in the lab soon, but I thought you might want to lay together for a little bit and you know…” he trailed off, his cheeks flushed pink as he spoke, “Cuddle or something.”
“I’d love to cuddle with you Peter,” you giggled.
He grinned, “I’ll get the lights.”
You pulled back the covers and snuggled up under the blanket while Peter turned off the lights. He crawled in beside you and wrapped his arms around your waist, you laid your head on his chest and glanced up at the ceiling. Directly above the bed were a bundle of glow in the dark stars you imagined had been up there since he was quite young.
“I like the stars,” you started to laugh when you noticed a few spaceships were strewn between them, “And the spaceships.”
“There used to be a moon too, but it fell off one night,” he chuckled as he recalled the event, “It landed on my face in the middle of the night, I freaked out because I thought it was a bug or something.”
“Oh Peter,” you laughed even harder and pressed a long kiss to his cheek, “I’m really crazy about you you know?”
“Well I’m pretty crazy about you too,” he smiled down at you.
“I know,” you yawned and finally let your eyes fall closed, “I’m glad you are.”
“Yeah, me too.”
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Peter tiptoed into his room and closed the door as quietly as he could in an effort not to wake you. He would have liked to have kept working for awhile, but his dad had decided to close up the lab for the night so they could both get some sleep. If he hadn’t Peter would have been in there all night worrying about Fisk’s message. He could still hear him sneering in the back of his mind.
“You’ll get the girl back as soon as I get my cat, you can drop her off at my office.”
The way Fisk talked about you, like he thought he had some kind of ownership of you, made Peter sick to his stomach. He wouldn’t entertain the idea of handing you over to Fisk, even in the most well planned scenario, for even a second. Unfortunately his dad did entertain the idea of using some kind of trade off to ambush FIsk, but Peter did his best to convince him it would end in a firefight and be too dangerous. Peter was sure you would have been for it, but he didn’t want you to be in danger, he was determined to get you and MJ both out of the situation as safely as possible.
Peter sighed and rubbed his eyes as he pulled his pajamas on. While he’d been down in the lab dealing with Fisk you’d been passed out in his bed. Blissfully unaware of what was going on, and catching up on some much needed rest. You appeared to have barely moved since he left you there, though you were now snuggled up to a pillow instead of him. As carefully as he could he pulled the blankets off of you and removed the pillow from your grasp. You stirred just a bit, making some sort of unhappy sound when he took the pillow. Peter bit back a laugh as he snuggled up beside you. You settled against his chest again and let out a happy sigh.
“I love you, I promise I won’t let anything happen to you,” he mumbled sleepily before he pressed a kiss to your forehead. His lips lingered against the same spot until he fell asleep.
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vaderari · 8 months
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the thing about emperor vader, is that he can literally do what palprotein does: he can just sit around on a throne menacing everyone and becoming a mysterious cryptid... but he dosn't.
he has the resources and capacity within the empire, right down to the regional sub-contractors who keep an eye on the trade sectors, to just menace around and be a cackling goblin... but he dosn't.
he takes an active role. yes, not in a particularly political, trade, or security sense, but in a military sense - because that's what he knows and is good at. he is, for all intents and purposes, the commander in chief, and not just in a ceremonial sense like sneev was.
when something tactical, important, and critical needs deciding, it's his final say, and nobody really begrudges that except for the higher up "old guard" within the empire that was planted there prior to palp's demise. all the "boots on the ground" so to speak, respect, admire, and will follow him into battle, because he asks of them nothing that he himself wouldn't be prepared to do. he is right there, leading from the front, not whipping everyone forward from the back.
emperor vader is within reach of even the lowest ranks within the empire. they can quite literally go to his capital ship, put in a request, and assuming he's not already busy, can walk in and see him. he's very accessible, and dosn't view lower ranks as beneath him, but rather as the driving force of his empire. if anything, his disdain is reserved for the higher ranks, a lot of whom never really worked to attain them/were born into wealth and rank.
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drowninginabactatank · 11 months
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Vader pic of the day~🍂
Autumn means lots of crunchy leaves to frolic in and beautiful scenery on our walks!
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Uhh.. so sits au
Uhh, here's my design for anakin. It's kinda tacky.
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Obsessed with the concept of a trident lightsaber tho.
Also I'm bad at designing lightsabers
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myupostsheadcanons · 1 year
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Some One Piece fans keep comparing the final stages of the manga to Naruto’s... but I’m sitting here going.... It’s Star Wars. It’s going to be Return of the Jedi.
It is going to be a multi-front battle, the “rebels” are going to be split into two or more armies (land, sea, sky, space), and there is going to be a more-personal showdown in a “thrown room” between the heroes and the emperor.
The Cross Guild is gathering together splinter groups of Pirates under one flag. There is SWORD inside the Marines that are going to clean up from the inside. An actual Revolutionary Army, who’s leader is the main protagonist’s father... these forces could come together as a Rebel Alliance.
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station.” There is a lot to do about the Moons of the OP world happening right now... and people forget that there is more than one moon and people use to live on those moons. One of them even “created” the Red Line. They may have “created” the Ancient Weapons.  One of the ancient Weapons is satellite-like and may be even used as a base.
There is foreshadowing that the Red Line is going to be destroyed to create the All Blue... likely using these weapons all at once along with God-tier Devil Fruit users and awakened Logia Devil Fruit Users.... Hell, maybe that is the function of the One Piece, to combine the abilities of the ancient weapons into one that could bring down the Red Line.
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A Blackbeard vs Shanks battle looks to be in the works, and prob happen before the final war, which could potentially take Shanks out of the picture or leave him realizing he’s going to need to make allies. Also all of this stuff with Xebec, Teach keeps messing with (if he actually revives Xebec, it would poetic that Rocks kills him).... Rocks fills the role of “Darth Vader” more than Teach anyways. (As Rocks does have a more personal connection with people like Garp (who ‘killed’ Rocks the fist time, and puts Garp in the Obi Wan role), and could be Dragon’s actual father, making him Luffy’s other grandfather... but as always, Luffy wouldn’t care)... and like Vader, Rocks could turn on Imu... We just don’t know Rocks’ personality)
Teach is more like the Jabba the Hutt of the story, he’s a major threat, has personal connections with some of the protagonists, but he��s the secondary villain to the greater threat that is the empire. He can’t be “turned” like other characters, like those joining/heading the Cross Guild, so he’s going to have to be taken out or he’ll end up a spanner in the works.  Teach also currently has Coby held “hostage”... just not in carbonite. (edit: now he has pudding too)
another direction is that Imu plays Blackbeard like a violin. Imu has some puppet master illusionist cryptid brain-melting power, and just flips Teach and his captains. Teach, like Rocks, gets 99% there to completing his goal, only to get slapped down at the end...  Teach might not even know about Imu. He shows up where the “empty” throne is and is all: “Zehahah! I am going to spread chaos across the whole world!’ (Imu, whom just came out of the bathroom): “No, you’re not.” “um... who are you?” “your master.” (brain zappy) “yes master.”
Maybe both? Teach gets beaten down by Luffy and/or Shanks, and Imu turns him into a puppet before he actually dies and his devil fruits could reincarnate. (this could work, if Teach is just a Rocks fanboy and Rocks never makes an actual physical appearance... being on an island that was shot by giant death lasers kind of means there isn’t a body around. Without Vegapunk on the side of the world government anymore, it is unlikely that Teach would be turned into a PX like Kuma was).
The main plot of OP is following similar lines to the Skypia arc... which involves a land that was split in two and needs to be reunited (all blue/red line), a godhead with overwhelming power(Enel = Imu), a lost golden city that explorers spent years trying to find (The One Piece), the person that found it was executed by his government (Noland = Roger). The Winged Races all came from the moons to settle on the planet (the Lunarians settled on the Redline, to be later displaced and destroyed by the Celestial Dragons). Enel destroyed his own home island (Imu is maybe from God Valley?)  Enel pretty much had his way until someone with high resistance to his powers showed up (Joyboy/Nika to Imu). Enel went onto a massive ship and left the planet (there are aliens in this world... so other earths exist. Imu may just fuck off to one of them instead of staying there after their defeat) Ended with a massive party.
The Main Plot isn’t going to stray too far. It would be like comparing Alabasta to Dressrosa or Thriller Bark to Wano.. there are structure similarities, but there are enough differences for each of them to stand on their own. I am fond of saying that Oda likes to reuse his plots but make them bigger. And i honestly think that Blackbeard is going to be dealt with right before the final war to topple the government happens. He may even be the person to kick it off. He isn’t the penultimate villain (and neither is Shanks ffs). Blackbeard is trying to follow in the path of Xebec, and Xebec wanted world domination (it is still possible that he just wanted to burn everything down to the ground and didn’t care how it was accomplished). Blackbeard is likely missing key pieces of information, and will end up failing, but starting off the fight with the government in the process.
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halfmoth-halfman · 10 months
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Mothie. Bestie. Congrats again on 3k! And thank you so much for your help recently. It seriously means so much to me! I also meant to include this with my first congrats post
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of course, i'm always happy to help!!! even when you break my heart into a bunch of tiny little pieces 😂
👽 the cryptid collection
the flatwoods monster. did i pick this cryptid specifically because it makes me think of star wars which makes me think of you? yes. is it also because the flatwoods monster gives me the same vibes as a yassified darth vader? also yes. also a fun little fact: there are dif color variations when talking about the flatwoods monster and her armor and that makes me think v much of your beautiful everchanging hair color. and honestly, she just reminds me of you because ms. flatwoods here is one of my favorite cryptids and you're one of my favorite people 💜
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I posted 10,889 times in 2022
484 posts created (4%)
10,405 posts reblogged (96%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@theawkwardterrier
@beyoursledgehammer
@kanadabiscuits
@cryptids-and-starlight
@catchclaw
I tagged 5,476 of my posts in 2022
Only 50% of my posts had no tags
#fan art - 630 posts
#the mandalorian - 593 posts
#pedro pascal - 295 posts
#*cackles* - 288 posts
#our flag means death - 221 posts
#timothy olyphant - 154 posts
#justified - 151 posts
#moon knight tv - 150 posts
#star trek: strange new worlds - 150 posts
#dincobb - 147 posts
Longest Tag: 130 characters
#jonathan's airbnb review: he broke my possesions and i think he wants to eat me also? but my bedroom looks really nice 4.5/5 stars
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
One of the things I love about writing fanfic is looking at a scene I want to add and going ‘yes this adds nothing to the plot, and in proper writing it should be cut, but it’s soft and self-indulgent and full of feels so not only is it going to stay in, I’m going to expand it to fit in even MORE softness and MORE feels and y’all can’t do anything to stop me.’
80 notes - Posted March 8, 2022
#4
Watching the Kenobi series is just reaffirming that if he’d trained Leia instead of Luke they wouldn’t have needed three movies cause she would’ve had the whole thing taken care of in 100 cinematic minutes.
Star Wars: Leia Gets Shit Done The First Time, where as the title suggests she wastes no time in getting shit done. Vader can still try to pull his Uno reverse of ‘Leia, I am your father!’ But her response would be ‘Bail Organa was my father’ before taking that lightsaber and hacking him into Vader bites while Ben, Luke, and Han watch from the sidelines.
Followed by the rom com sequel of Star Wars: The Pegging of Han Solo because… yeah.
And finally, round it all out with Star Wars: How I Spent My Summer Vacation, where Ben takes all the kids to Space Cancun and while they get into hijinks, that man finally gets to relax. Every 20 min or so there’s a break in the action of whatever Scooby Doo, Legends of the Hidden Space Temple nonsense the three of them are in the middle of to find Ben sipping a space margarita and finally finally getting a moment’s peace.
94 notes - Posted June 4, 2022
#3
Forever in love with the fact that Pike’s go-to is “damn, y’all eat like this?” and it fucking works.
168 notes - Posted June 16, 2022
#2
Who wants to see my office buddy today?
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245 notes - Posted November 18, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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Y’all, the student loan forgiveness application went live tonight. It’s the simplest government form I’ve ever filled out. 2min tops.
https://studentaid.gov/debt-relief/application
1,534 notes - Posted October 15, 2022
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dokoni-mo · 2 years
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I'm gonna be honest, I think Vader would be fucking terrified if he found a spider somewhere in his room. It just sounds like him. He can deal with them when they see outside! They aren't that bad then but when they are in his room?? where he sleeps??
He's done for.
- cryptid anon
WAIT BC I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS THO
Imagine though if he sees one in his room, he comes to find you wherever you are and tells you that its in there and you're like
"Vader, love, its just a spider. You're a sith lord, it's probably more scared of you than you are of it."
And then he's like:
"... But I want you to get it."
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