I'm currently rewatching Dark and I don't know who I hate the most, Ulrich or Hannah. They're so insufferable, specially Ulrich. I'm like "my man if you're going to kill a kid at least have the decency of running away, don't just stand there. GO!!"
Should it be concerning that I hate them more than the serial child murderers?
Also for some reason I never remember Noah's name so I just call him "Padre Sarado" wich basically means Hot Priest.
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merry christmas
enjoy this meme I made while I was in the bathroom avoiding my relatives
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Girlbosses in caves with terrible taste in men
Their taste in men was cheater. They were girlbossing so hard for 3 seasons straight that they didn't have time for a decent love interest.
Claudia: Bernd Doppler and Tronte Nielsen
Charlotte: Peter Doppler and Ulrich Nielsen
For some reason, they only dated the worst possible partners from each family. I know we didn't see Bernd Doppler cheating on screen, but I just know that he was a cheater too and I don't need proof.
But there's actually proof. According to Stranger Martha's bunker walls, Greta Doppler died in 1972. Regina was born in 1971. They could have divorced or whatever, but I just don't think Greta would give that man a divorce.
Both Charlotte and Claudia had two questionable love interests, to say the least.
They are among my favorite characters in the series, and I hadn't noticed that coincidence until now. Dark has a lot of parallels between characters, I think most of them are carefully planned because of the great storytelling, and others are harder to tell if they were intentional or not.
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