#Toasted Cheddar Chalupa
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A Delicious Cycle
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The Return of the Mexican Pizza
To commemorate the return of the Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell, I figured I would go ahead and do a review....even if it’s not actually pizza. Before they got rid of it the first time, I had never had a Mexican Pizza. Nothing about it looked particularly good to me and I just always wanted something else. However, seeing how upset people got that they got rid of it, I figured I had to try one when they inevitably returned. And honestly? It looks like I had it right the first go around.
I feel like just looking at the picture will give you the gist of the Mexican Pizza. It’s a sloppy mess that doesn’t really have any redeeming qualities. The beans are unnecessary, the shell is overly fried, and the parts that might be good are ruined by this thing just falling apart everywhere. Good thing they brought the toasted cheddar chalupa back, or this meal would’ve been a total bust. AVOID!
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YESTERDAY WAS THE LAST DAY THEY WERE CARRYING THE TOASTED CHEDDAR CHALUPA
OH I AM FORTUNE'S FOOL
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U.S. — According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
"We aren't sure why the Latinx, who are as special and unique as a breakfast taco — or maybe a toasted cheddar chalupa — are leaving the Democrats," said Dr. Jill Biden while performing routine spinal surgery on one of her patients. "Don't they know how much we Democrats care about their vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
Local breakfast taco Carlos Hernandez isn't convinced. "You know, I'm just not sure the Democrats really care about me," he said as he entered church on Sunday with his family.
Another local breakfast taco, Valentina Gonzalez, agrees. "I'm just not sure Democrat values are my values," she said as she fired her favorite AR-15 at the local gun range. "Am I allowed to say that?"
At publishing time, several breakfast egg rolls were beginning to think the same thing.
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Just got an ad for a toasted cheddar chalupa and I feel like I need to go to the bathroom already, and I just looked at the thing
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CONGRATU-HECKIN-LATIONS FRIEND 🎉🎉🎉
apologies this is late but CONGRATS. this is so well-deserved, you are an absolutely amazing person and im so happy i've gotten the chance to get to know you.
how about 💭 bc im nosy
🌱for either criminal minds or marvel. a fun fact about me is that i have a cat named bean in theory but in actuality i've started calling him by a different taco bell menu item every day and it's gotten more and more ridiculous. from bean burrito to today was toasted cheddar chalupa.
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🎵 bc music. the song is love and war in your twenties by jordy searcy
CONGRATS AGAIN FRIEND
AHHH THANK YOU 🥹 you all are way too sweet to me
Also, I read this answer last night (I queue the answers to not spam you) and you brought tears to my eyes. I love all od you so darn much, I just wanna give you all a big hug and a smooch on the forehead 😭
I remember vividely how you answered to a post of mine where I asked questions about being a TA and I followed you after talking to you and you followed me and I was wowed, because you wrote a favorite story of mine. The fact that you even knew I exist had me over the moon 😅 in my eyes you were and still are a tumblr celebrity and the fact that we talk is still... wow🤯
I ship you (platonically) with Penelope. She goes batshit crazy over the idea of calling your cat a new name every day and puts the taco bell menu up somewhere and crosses the already used names off, so nobody gets the names confused. (For Marvel I would give you Yelena, bc she says she is a dog person, but she loves your cat as much as she loves you and gosh, she would be so confused by the names, bc Taco Bell is not a thing here in Europe)
I swear, I listen to this song on repeat right now, because I'm really struggling with what I want to do in my 20s and started comparing myself to 28 y/o and such, who seem to have their lives under control 😅
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Defy/ Toasted Cheddar Chalupa
Defy/ Toasted Cheddar Chalupa
I’ve been away from my typewriter for a bit and I will not apologize. Women need to stop apologizing for every little mistake they make. Did I forget to pay the water bill and accidentally have the water turned off? Maybe but I’m not sorry. Mistake happen. Plus I’ve been swamped. As you may know, I have a lovely girlfriend and I have been very busy moving into her place. In fact, my typewriter…
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So, I just witnessed a cook at a Taco Bell quit over tomatoes & sour cream...
I ordered that new Toasted Cheddar Chalupa that they got and I ordered it without tomatoes or sour cream (i hate both of them). I got my food, went to check to make sure they got the order right cuz they, unfortunately, have a tendency to screw it up, and I saw BOTH THINGS I ORDERED MY CHALUPA TO BE WITHOUT in my food.
So, I went up to the counter, talked to the lady running the register (who turned out to be the manager) and told her that i got my toasted chalupa with tomatoes and sour cream, bringing up how I didn’t want either on it. She, of course, apologized and went to the back and told me she’d get it fixed. While I waited there at the counter, I heard her get into an argument with one of the cooks in the back, stating that what I wanted was on the screen, and that he put it on there anyway. He defended it by saying, and I quote: “He needs to learn to expand his taste buds!”
The manager wasn’t having it, and told him that he needs to redo it and to NOT put tomatoes & sour cream on it, and that if I complained again, it would be his job. So, she came back, apologized again and told me that she made sure it would be made the way I had wanted it. As she went back to the register, the cook came in, put my food on a tray, and then opened up my chalupa, AND COVERED IT IN TOMATOES AND SOUR CREAM!!!
He then looked me in the eye and said “Eat up, bitch!” as he took his badge, apron, & hat off, chucked it in the manager’s face and stormed out.
The manager had to make the order again cuz of this, I got my food, the chalupa was DEEEEEEEEEEElicious, and as for that guy, he was blacklisted from not only APPLYING at any Taco Bell in my county, but he was also blacklisted from setting foot in one
All that over me ordering their specialty item without tomatoes...or sour cream
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My bff ordered taco bell delivery for me!!! Can you even believe??
It's probably been a year since I've gotten to indulge in the Bell, and I get hit with cravings every couple months. But sad about the lack of potatoes 😫 but it was still good
#the star was actually the toasted cheddar black bean chalupa#the crunch wrap was already sogged when it arrived :(#but whatever!!!#it was still EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
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I think about Taco Bell everyday.
#it’s bad. o don’t even get it that often it’s just like thinking about their shitty quesadillas is so.... they’re soo good.#gwon#they got rid of the toasted cheddar chalupa btw. makes my blood boil...#I remember growing up uber poor and my mom and dad would take me to the mall and for some reason I’d always get the Crunchwrap supreme.
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Why #tacotuesday when you can have #tacothursday? Nachos and tacos we're good fam! #goodeats #tacobell #yoquierotacobell #livemas #morethan #tacos #nachos #grandenachos #softtaco #toasted #cheddar #steak #chalupa (O_o #steakpresident? LOL j/k) #tasty https://www.instagram.com/p/B25Rzxxjsxt/?igshid=1bmn71u8v05l0
#tacotuesday#tacothursday#goodeats#tacobell#yoquierotacobell#livemas#morethan#tacos#nachos#grandenachos#softtaco#toasted#cheddar#steak#chalupa#steakpresident#tasty
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Sure, Jesus did 40 days in the desert and I bet that was rough or whatever, but he never had to stare at the toasted cheddar chalupa in the taco bell app and make himself close it, so how tough was he really?
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Drink Outside the Bun With Taco Bell Wine
Taco Bell may be making the boldest attempt to stake a claim in the share of throat (still really hate that that’s called that) since they Baja Blasted into our hearts back in 2004.
In a move that has sommeliers and snobs alike aghast, Taco Bell has unveiled their latest offering: Jalapeño Noir.
Grown in Niagara, Ontario, (“The Napa Valley of the North,” said someone, probably) Jalapeño Noir was only made available on the Taco Bell Canada website and in a small number of Ontario stores. The wine boasts “notes of wild strawberry, cherry, and beetroot” (insert “ingredience” reference here), with a “silky” mouthfeel. Notably not on that list is “jalapeño.” Despite the “Noir” in the name, it doesn’t seem to claim to be a Pinot Noir (although it does sound like it fits the flavor profile of one), but rather a red blend. They also suggest pairing with the Toasted Cheesy Chalupa, made with six-month aged Cheddar.
Taco Bell, of course, is no stranger to alcohol. And I’m not just talking about my own late-night Cheesy Gordita Crunch urges. The first Taco Bell Cantina opened in 2015, and has slowly expanded to several major US cities. I know I’ve walked past one at least once during one of my small handful of trips to New York, but have usually been too busy eating… y’know, real food. Will I ever make a dedicated trip, just for the Cantina? Who knows, maybe post-pandemic me will be a little more daring and eager to live más.
(Hey, Taco Bell? You know what would be the perfect location for a Cantina? Airports. You’re welcome.)
Some might say that this is just a gimmick to distract fans from the devastating blow of removing potatoes from the menu, a la Wendy’s adding a breakfast menu to cover up their chairman being a huge Trump supporter. But, considering how long it takes to ferment and age wine, I think it’s safe to say we can disconnect those two dots.
According to Taco Bell Canada’s website, the limited batch sold out in 2 minutes.
But what if I told you that you could make your own Taco Bell wine, from fresh Taco Bell ingredients?
The secret lies in one of the most often overlooked sections of the Taco Bell menu, the side dishes. (Side note- when ordering off the website, this includes things like “napkin” and “cup lid,” which are also greyed out as unavailable.) While they don’t have grapes on the menu, they do have one other classic wine fermentable from the other side of the world- rice. Specifically, rice and beans. Simply purchase several orders of rice and beans- hold the beans- empty them into a glass jug, add water and yeast, and let nature sort the rest out.
Also, while you're customizing the rice and beans sides anyway to get rid of the beans, you could also opt to add-on diced tomatoes, to give the brew some fruiter notes. Tomatoes are a fruit, right? Oh! And hey, since the “Jalapeño” Noir doesn’t even try to live up to its namesake, let’s add some fire sauce packets to the mix. And-
You know what? Don’t do any of that. Malibu in your Baja Blast is good enough.
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me: *listening to music while in bed*
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