One thing I love about Crowley --never stated, but consistently shown-- is that he is, at heart, an engineer.
I have a few different things to say about that. Let's unpack them.
As the Unnamed Angel, we see his designs for the Pillars of Creation are millions of pages long, comprised of cramped text, footnotes, diagrams, schematics, etc. It's very...Renaissance polymath, in the way it implies a particular intersection of artist and inventor.
Also: in the naked romanticism with which he views his stars.
We already knew he made stars, but in s2 we learn that he did NOT sculpt each of them by hand. He designed a nebula ("a star factory," he says) that will form several thousand young stars and proto-planets, and all --aside from getting the 'factory' running-- without him lifting a finger. We also learn that these young stars and proto-planets stand in contrast to those made by other angels, which are going to come 'pre-aged.'
...I'm reminded of Hastur and Ligur's approach to temptations. Damning one human soul at a time, devoting singular attention to it over the course of years or decades, and how that stands in contrast to Crowley's reliance on, quote, 'knock-on effects.'
Ligur: It's not exactly...craftsmanship.
Crowley: Head office don't seem to mind. They love me down there.
Hm.
I'm also reminded of the M25.
The M25 may not be as grand as a nebula (sentences you only say in GOmens fandom...), but LIKE his nebula it's an intricate, self-sustaining engine that does Crowley's work for him, many times over. Again.
That's some pretty neat characterization --and so is the indication towards Crowley's disinterest in victimizing anyone tempting individual people. It takes a considerable amount of planning and effort (and creeping about in wellies), but in accordance with his design the M25 generates a constant stream of low-grade evil on a gigantic scale.
Cumulatively gigantic, that is. Individually? Negligible.
But no other demon understands human nature well enough to parse that one million ticked-off motorists are not, in any meaningful way, actually equivalent to one dictator, or one mass-murderer, or even one little influential regressive. That's the trick of it. Crowley gets Hell's approval (which he NEEDS to survive, and to maintain the degree of freedom he's eked out for himself), and at the same time ensures that any actual ~Evil Influence~ is spread nice and thin.
It's some clever machinery. And he knows it, too:
The Unnamed Angel and Crowley are both proud of their ideas.
(musings on professional pride, Leonardo da Vinci, the crank handle, and 'the point to which Crowley loves Aziraphale' under the cut)
In the 1970's Crowley gives a presentation on the M25, projector and all, to a room full of increasingly impatient demons. Maybe the presentation was work-ordered; the 'can I hear a WAHOO?' definitely wasn't.
Before the Beginning, the Unnamed Angel can barely contain his excitement about his nebula. Aziraphale manages a baffled-but-polite, "....That's nice... :)"
11 years ago, Hastur and Ligur want to 'tell the deeds of the day,' and Crowley smiles to himself because (according to the script-book) he knows he has 'the best one.'
(Naturally, his 'deed' has nothing to do with tempting anybody, and everything to do with setting up a human-powered Rube-Goldberg machine of petty annoyance. Oodles of 'Evil' generated; very little harm done.)
Hastur and Ligur don't get it, of course. That's also consistent.
Nobody ever knows what the hell he's talking about.
It didn't make it on-screen, but, in both the novel AND the script-book, Crowley was friends with Leonardo da Vinci. The quintessential Renaissance polymath. That's where he got his drawing of the Mona Lisa --they're getting very drunk together, and Crowley picks up the 'most beautiful' of the preliminary sketches. He wants to buy it. Leonardo agrees almost off-the-cuff, very casual, because they're friends, and because he has bigger fish to fry than haggling over a doodle:
He goes, "Now, explain this helicopter thingie again, will you?" Because he's an engineer, too.
(It is 1519 at the latest, in this scene. Why the FUCK would Crowley know about helicopters, and be able to explain them, comprehensively, to Leonardo da Vinci?
...Well. I choose to believe he got bored one day and worked it out. Look, if you know how to build a nebula, you can probably handle aerodynamics. And anyway, I think it's telling that this is his idea of shooting the shit. 'A drunken mind speaks a sober heart,' and all. He probably babbled about Aziraphale long enough to make poor Leo sick)
Apart from Aziraphale, Leonardo da Vinci is the only person Crowley has any keepsakes or mementos of.
Think about that, though. Aziraphale's bookshop is bursting with letters, paintings, busts, and personalized signatures memorializing all the humans he's known and befriended over 6000 years (indeed: Aziraphale has living human friends up and down Whickber Street. He's part of a community).
Crowley doesn't have any of that. It's just the stone albatross from the Church (for pining), the infamous gay sex statue (for spicy pining), the houseplants (for roleplaying his deepest trauma over and over, as one does), and this one piece of artwork, inscribed, "To my friend Anthony from your friend Leo da V."
To me, at least, that suggests a level of attachment that seems to be rare for Crowley.
...Maybe he liked having someone to talk shop with? Someone who was interested? Someone engaged enough to ask questions when they didn't immediately understand?
...Anyway.
There's also the matter of the crank handle.
This thing:
This is one of the subtler changes from the book. In the book, Crowley knows Satan is coming and, desperate, arms himself with a tire iron. It's the best he can do. He's not Aziraphale; he wasn't made to wield a flaming sword.
The show, IMO, improves on this considerably. Now he, like Aziraphale, gets to face annihilation with what he was made for in his hand. And it's not a weapon, not even an improvised one like the tire iron.
He made stars with it.
[both gifs by @fuckyeahgoodomens]
If you Google 'crank handle,' you'll get variations on this:
Crank handles have been around for centuries. Consisting of a mechanical arm that's connected to a perpendicular rotating shaft, they are designed to convert circular motion into rotary or reciprocating motion.
Which is to say they're one of the 'simple machines,' like a lever or a pulley; the bread and butter of engineering. You'll also get a list of uses for a crank handle, archaic and modern. Among them: cranking up the engine of an old-fashioned car... say, a 1933 Bentley. That's what Crowley has been using his for, lately. But he's had it since he was an angel and he's still, it seems, very capable of it's angelic applications.
Stopping time. For instance.
(This is conjecture on my part, but, I like to imagine that Crowley has the ability to stop time for the same reason I can --and should-- unplug my computer before I perform maintenance on it. Time and Space are a matched set, after all, and in his designs in particular, one feeds into the other.)
I know everyone has already said this, but: I REALLY LIKE that when he needs to channel the heights of his power, he does so not with a weapon but with a tool. Practically with a little handheld metaphor for ingenuity. One from long-lost days when he made beautiful things.
(And he loved it. Still loves it --he incorporated that metaphor into the Bentley, didn't he?)
Let Aziraphale rock up to the apocalypse with a weapon: he has his own compelling thematic reasons to do exactly that. Crowley's story is different, and fighting isn't the only way to express defiance. And if you've been condemned as a demon and assumed to be destructive by your very nature, what better way than this?
He made stars. They didn't manage to take that from him.
Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale are fighters, really --they have no intention of fighting in any war. They'll annoy everyone until there's no war to fight in, for a start. But between the two, if one must be, then that one is Aziraphale. Principality of the Earth, Guardian of the Eastern Gate, Wielder of the Flaming Sword... all that stuff. Even if he'd prefer not to, it's very clear that Aziraphale can rise to the occasion, if he must.
Crowley was never that kind of angel. He wasn't a Principality. He doesn't have a sword.
...And yet.
It's Crowley who protects. He's the one who paces, who stands guard, who circles Aziraphale and glares out at the world, just daring anyone else to come near.
In light of everything else I've said here, I think that's interesting.
Obviously part of it is that Aziraphale enjoys it and, you know, good for him. He's living his best life, no doubt no doubt no doubt. But what about Crowley? What's driving that behavior, really?
Have you heard the phrase, 'loved to the point of invention'? Well, what if 'the point of invention' was where you started? What if where you end up involves glaring out at the world, just daring anyone else to come near? What is that, in relation to the bright-eyed thing you used to be?
What do we name the point to which Crowley loves Aziraphale?
...Thinking about how an excitable angel with three million pages of star design he wants to tell you all about...becomes a guard dog. Is all.
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A brief theory on the origin of the Na’vi
When it comes to thinking about extraterrestrial life, most scientists have generally held the belief that any society out there would have to be drastically more technologically advanced than humanity. And yet, we have the Na’vi. A race of people that the word “neolithic” might more or less describe aptly (cultural standards not withstanding).
A race of people who do not have technology, and frankly, seem to abhor it. And with new canon information from “The World of AVATAR: A Visual Exploration,” we may just have a thread that leads us to a different origin of the Na’vi as we see them.
What we have in this book, is the so-called “Three Laws of Eywa.” They are as follows: “You shall not set stone upon stone. Neither shall you use the turning wheel. Nor use the metals of the ground.”
Now, what these simple rules implicate, is frankly fascinating. The use of masonry, the wheel, and metallurgy are all practices that can be argued, if not proven to be, catalysts that launched humans to where we stand today. They are some of the barebones of a society such as ours. So why are they forbidden to the Na’vi?
It is stated that these “keep the Na’vi pure in the eyes of Eywa,” and “...predate even the legendary Time of First Songs.” The theory I, and many other fans have proposed is this: A very, very long time ago, the Na’vi were, in fact, a highly advanced civilization. However, some sort of catastrophic event caused all of this to change. Thematically speaking, this could very easily mimic where we as humans stand in our world, where we find ourselves staring down at war, climate change, and economic collapse.
It is entirely possible that the Na’vi once fit our visions of alien life. Technologically advanced, perhaps even with the early vestiges or fully formed space flight. But, this apocalyptic event caused a collapse. The form of Eywa, the Na’vi’s mass-remembered conscious, may have realized that the aforementioned rules were the spark that lit the technological fuse. Instead, she made it so that the Na’vi would not progress past the era of the hunter-gatherer, to ensure their survival without bringing about another collapse.
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Yeah this is a bunch of concept sketches containing scenes of what I want a Pokemon legends Meloetta would look like. I know that either Victini and Genesect are more likely with a lot of fans wanting Legends Kyurem also being a thing. But I'm not a fucking coward to suggest Stray Gods meets Pokemon. And I know Pokemon does have the money to do this with you know biggest multimedia franchise ever but doubt they will ever do because "too risky" and "might not make money."
Anyway more ideas are under the cut.
So yeah Legends Meloetta takes place in the same time period as Legends Arceus but maybe some time after the events of that game, and it focuses on a struggling Vaudeville troupe that Meloetta (for whatever reason) is fond of. You can play as as Thalia(Hilda), Calliope(Rosa), Erato(Hilbert), or Euterpe(Nate), and whether you're an immigrant that recently moved to Unova or just straight up Isekaied by Meloetta (or more likely Meloetta with help), you're the newest member of this troupe. And while you are helping to get this troupe out of debt you're trying to find an entity that's trying to hurt Meloetta and stop it, as well as trying to reconstruct (and eventually recreate) the relic song. The members of the troupe are the NPC versions of the characters you didn't pick, the leader Apollo (Not supposed to be related to anyone we know of), Willemina the accountant (possibly an ancestor of Ghetsis) and various other characters. Clio (Who may or may not be related to N) is the woman your character is staying with who knows a lot about history and help on the Meloetta mystery subplot.
As for gameplay, if you know anything about Stray Gods, you'd know that it's a musical game where there are lots of choices to make that can affect the songs to wind up, making no two playthroughs be the same. So yeah much of the gameplay, especially the story revolves around making one of four choices an idealistic choice (black), a practical choice (white), an aggressive choice (grey), or have Meloetta make it for you (blank). And this does carry over in your interactions with wild pokemon to an extent. While you can still fight and catch pokemon, you can also sing to them to either coax them to be more catchable, or get them to leave you alone. Also it is possible to go through the game without catching a pokemon, so you can do your theoretical no pokemon run, you're just gonna have a longer wait time between jobs as catching pokemon is the fastest way to make money.
Oh and there should be voice acting to make the song come to life. This includes the your character who would also be singing in some parts. Though if you name your character other than the canonical names the dialogue will just continue the dialogue without saying your name.
So yeah this is what I got on this idea.
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