#This one: Oh no I got a disease walking round through your neighbourhood spreading all my fleas people like ‘what you got’ I’m like ‘STDs’ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

randomfandomisuppose · 3 years

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Okay I’m going to bless you with a cursed Sam and max head canon I have. Ahem, so uhhh.

The reason Sam and Max don’t kiss in canon is not just because he would just bite Sam’s tongue off, because he absolutely would, but also because max has multiple transmitable diseases ranging from oral herpes to rabies.

#this is either mildly funny or highly cursed #probably both #Sam and max #freelance police #freelance husbands #I fucking hate this already and I hope you will too #TBH I don’t think Sam would mind #it’s just that getting a shot for rabies weekly because Max won’t stop biting him is annoying #Also Max is the embodiment of that one old tiktok trend #This one: Oh no I got a disease walking round through your neighbourhood spreading all my fleas people like ‘what you got’ I’m like ‘STDs’

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