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kettlefire · 1 year
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Peter Parker & Team Phantom Prompt
Poor Peter Parker never went to a pride parade before. He's wanted to, just never got the courage to, ya know?
Now imagine MJ, and Ned, or a couple of the avengers thinking "That's not allowed, Queer child never went to pride? Fix it. Fast."
So what do they do? Kidnap Peter and bring him along.
If the Avengers take him, they get distracted by fans wanting photos or asking questions because the avengers are queer??? Why hasn't anyone said anything??
If it's his friends, he gets seperated from them for just a few seconds and-
Bam.
He's run straight into someone. Which is mortifying enough, until he actually got a look at the other person.
A drag king? That's cool!
Even while blushing, he manages to get on a good first step with the girl, and soon she's taking him back to her friends.
And if he thought the Drag King look was extremely attractive, he wasn't prepared for the friends.
Seriously, how do 3 people look like they sit on the top of the high school food chain, and be as clumsy, nerdy, or weird as him?
And did the Danny kid mention bullies?!??!
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virgamsysxvolumes · 3 months
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Complex Organisms
Tags: Trans!Danny, toddler Danielle&Dan, Unhinged yandere Vlad, intrusive Batfam, complex family relationships, complex Fenton parents(they're trying because they do love Danny but they're also insane)
Part Two (here)
Danny had known he was adopted since he was about ten years old. His parents had told him on his birthday after all, he had even met his biological mother, a distant cousin of Maddie's. He had wanted to meet her but she had outright refused, he was her greatest shame after all, a child out of wedlock and from a ditzy playboy no less. It had been a rough year for him.
Vlad had only found out recently and he had taken it worse than Danny did. But then again, he'd never been the most mentally stable person Danny had ever met. Maybe he shouldn't have been surprised that Vlad's most recent completely unhinged plot to try and force him into becoming his son involved holding Danielle and Dan hostage and threatening to destabilize them entirely if Danny wouldn't become a family with him. Vlad seemed torn between hating Danny for not being Maddie's son and loving him for being the only other True Halfa in existence. Danny thought it was hypocritical of him to be angry about Danny being adopted when he was constantly trying to force adopt him himself.
In the end Vlad did destabilize them but Danny had gotten to them in time to be able to bring them to Frostbite for a chance to save them. The only way to save them had been to hold onto their cores inside himself until their human bodies could 'reform'. The dysphoria the 'pregnancy' had caused him was insane. Luckily he hadn't actually needed to give birth naturally and they were able to just phase out of him, unluckily the whole process had turned them into actual babies and Danny had finally had to just confess to his parents everything. If only to assure himself that his children would be safe with them.
Jack and Maddie had been sickened, infuriated, and distraught but not for the reasons Danny had originally thought they would be. Vlad was officially on their vivisection list, but on the bright side they had fully accepted Danny and the newly 'born' twins Danielle and Danior. They had also begun reworking their ghost theories and working towards getting the anti-ecto acts abolished by bringing to light some "new discoveries". Unfortunately they had also gotten extremely overprotective of him.
They had gotten all the paperwork and legal finagling done to claim that Dani and Dan were Jazz and Danny's siblings to avoid any uncomfortable questions for Danny. But it was pretty much an open secret in town that Danny had gone missing for a good few months quite suddenly and upon his return he suddenly had new twin siblings. Nobody said anything about it though, Amity was very good with open secrets after all.
This all coalesced into Danny's most recent situation however, with Danny bouncing his leg in agitation in a cafe in a Gotham museum with a cup of coffee in hand. Valarie, Sam, and Tucker sat at the table with him. Star, Paulina, Kwan, and Dash were sitting at a table not all that far away and Wes had managed to pull Mikey into sitting at the table closest to the Ghost Group without being too obviously creepy about it.
"Looks like Fenturd is still panicking about leaving the brats behind." Dash sighed in agitation.
"Well, I mean, it is his first time away from them since they were born I'm pretty sure. That's like a huge step for anyone." Star remarked taking multiple pictures of her frappe.
"Can you blame him for freaking out? He left them with his parents, yeah Jazz is there but that's still like, two against one!" Kwan also commented.
"I don't know how his parents still have custody of him let alone the munchkins." Paulina remarked in a lower voice a bit of disdain on her beautiful features. "Just pray those nuthouse rejects don't do anything to fuck up or he's going to flatten the Midwest."
"Fentonio wouldn't flatten the Midwest, he's too much of a pushover." Dash scoffed dismissively.
"Just because he lets you wail on him in that stupid weird macho game you two play doesn't mean he's a pushover." Paulina said flatly.
"I stopped okay! I just didn't want him to think I didn't see him as a man! It's complicated!" Dash protested.
"It's really not. You just suck at processing your own feelings and didn't want to accept you had a crush." Star snorted with amusement, finally putting her phone away so that she could actually drink her coffee monstrosity.
"I did not! That's a huge lie!" Dash protested loud enough that the other tables looked over at him. He flushed and lowered his voice again. "I did not have a crush on that dweeb."
"Woof, buddy...if I knew you did that cause of a crush I would have told you to stop it. Wow, you totally bombed any chance you might have had." Kwan couldn't help but laugh at him.
"Shut up! It's nothing like that! You're all assholes!" Dash hissed defensively.
"Yeah, okay Dash. Whatever." Paulina snorted, rolling her eyes heavily at him.
"Alright class, let's continue the tour!" Mr. Lancer announced with confidence. The kids sighed but still got up to follow their teacher.
"This is so much more boring than I thought it would be. What happened to the violent rogues we were promised?" Kwan couldn't help but lament as they walked through the exhibits.
"Why do you even care? You got assigned Mad Hatter and there's no way that's happening anyway." Paulina remarked with a smirk.
"Ugh, no fair. How come I didn't get one of the bigger ones?" Kwan pouted.
"Luck of the draw friendo!" Dash laughed.
"You're just saying that cause you drew Killer Croc." Kwan complained.
"Suck it up Complainy-Pants, we all have to do our part to keep the Ghost Gang from an accidental murder wrap while we're here. Lancer's giving us all in house suspension if we slip up and let even one of them handle a human on this trip." Star reminded him with a jab to his ribs.
It was a whole hour before anything happened after that. They had already been in the main lobby to wrap up their majorly uninteresting museum trip when the windows locked down and goons rushed in, all dressed in green with question marks all over. Star felt a thrill and her eyes flashed as she got hyped. The Riddler strutted in with tremendous confidence.
"Well hello there kiddos! We're gonna play a game together! To welcome you into Gotham of course." The Riddler announced, he was a little surprised when all but four of the people present all looked simultaneously at a petite blond girl who was staring him down like an animal. "Uh."
"Hold please~" Star spoke delightedly and handed her purse to Paulina who took the offered item with a prideful smirk.
"Get his ass baby!" Paulina cooed adoringly.
"I got a game we can play!" Star cheered, she moved faster than anyone actually saw. Before any of the goons could take action and before Riddler could dodge she grabbed him by the throat and slammed him into the tile floors. "How about a game of Pink Belly?!"
"Aaah!" It was not a good day for Riddler or his goons. He'd never flashed back to high school so fast in his life.
By the time Signal got to the museum to break up the commotion Riddler was the one in need of rescue. There had only been about six goons and the kids had hog tied them and thrown them off to the side while they somehow managed to hang Riddler off the ceiling and had been using him as a pinata. Two of the bigger guys would tug on the rope while a blindfolded blond girl took swings at him with her bare fists and cackled when she landed a punch. Riddler was crying.
"Wow, what did Riddler do to Star? I've never seen her so personally vindictive against someone." Danny couldn't help but remark.
"Probably his outfit, it is a complete eyesore and that's coming from me dude." Tucker remarked.
"You guys are idiots." Sam sighed rolling her eyes, Valarie shook her head fondly but clearly agreed with Sam.
"Uh, okay guys. Break it up. I gotta get these guys to the cops." Signal managed to get himself together and try to get things back under control.
Signal did not miss the kid that looked like a twiggy teen version of Bruce Wayne despite his lack of reaction to him. He could just be a doppelganger, but better safe than sorry. The kids were clearly disappointed by Signal's interference as most of them groaned loudly and complained but they did listen to him and released the villains into Signal's custody.
"Lame." Mikey complained. "I was hoping for more teeth, I had a project idea."
"You're weird art project is creepy, stop collecting teeth Mikey." Wes hissed.
"You're one to talk, Mr. Collage-Of-My-Crush." Mikey scoffed, rolling his eyes. Wes flushed and punched him in the arm.
"It's a conspiracy board! Conspiracy!!" Wes snapped at him.
"Yeah, sure it is." Mikey muttered.
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pineappical · 11 months
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do you think they explored each other’s bodies
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phoenixspencer · 1 month
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"What about you, Connor? You look human. You sound human. But what are you, really?"
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mellowmonsters · 8 months
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🔴♥️🔵
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ivanpellicer · 5 months
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JOEL Élite | 7.07
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melted-mercury · 10 months
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a good dynamic methinks
(feel free to redraw this with whatever characters as long as i'm credited :v)
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ineed-to-sleep · 2 months
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So I've had this wip sitting in my folders for months now and decided to ressurect it to satiate the urge to draw these two again
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formerlyz · 10 months
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Saw this tweet so naturally I had to do this
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luxites · 6 months
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DEMON FINGER MUKBANG⁉
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wembleysfraggle · 1 year
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Some RariJack bcs it's my partner's favorite, it's one of my favorites too! 🍎💎
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brobotsbro · 2 months
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also since my shipping preferences are at least 50% "this would be funny as hell" .........I'm kinda feeling OP/Starscream. Can you fucking imagine. The chaos.
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skyward-floored · 4 months
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Honestly I love people who ship twilight princess zelink. They saw like two cutscenes with them together and went "they should kiss"
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infriga · 7 months
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This is what happened in the OPLA season 1 finale right?
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thesorrowfulsapphic · 3 months
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is this not the plot of @invertedfate
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vladimpale · 8 months
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vacation on kyoshi island
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