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pancakes4two · 2 years

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lhh time yaaaaaay!

also unrelated but i’m SO happy fine line was added back to the setlist 🥹 it better be staying for the residency shows too

previous parts from this series can be found here!

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yourinstagram biiiiig festivities on the calendar for tonight! #21 🎉🌟

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harrystyles Happy birthday to meeee

yourinstagram we’re getting old 😫😫😫😐😐😐🥴🥴🥴

yourbff DONT PARTY TOO HARD YOU HAVE A MIDTERM TMRW

yourinstagram don’t u worry i’m the dd tonight 💞

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annetwist When Y/N tells a joke in the middle of your trying to get a nice birthday picture with H! Love these kids with my whole heart ❤️

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yourinstagram thanks for all your help with the surprise!!

harrystan4 bro he’s so gone for her😭 look at his smile

harryfan1 so happy he’s happy 💞 thank u anne and y/n for always giving him so much love

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harrysfinsta Y/N wanted me to post and prove that I’m still alive after yesterday’s festivities. Here’s me drinking water, awake and kicking.

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niallhoran Y/N HE’S LYING HE’S SO HUNGOVER WE HAD TO HOSE HIM DOWN TO GET HIM OUT OF BED THIS MORNING

yourbff not a single thought goes on behind those eyes…

yourinstagram take better care of yourself or suffer the consequences 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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yourinstagram “hey is this seat taken?” - harry styles’ attempt at flirting with the person he’s been dating for the past 5 years

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yourbff i don’t know if i like him for you anymore tbh… this joke was the final straw

yourinstagram i don’t know if i like him for me anymore either…

harrystyles I can see your comments FYI

yourinstagram love u ❤️💞💗❣️❤️‍🔥💗

harrystyles Impressive switch-up…

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yourinstagram just so you’re all aware, h wanted me to caption this with “nightmare on the green, freak in the sheets.” i wish i was joking.

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niallhoran Hahahahaha good one

yourinstagram why are you encouraging this behavior

harrystyles Thanks for making me feel seen, Niall.

yourbff some things don’t need to be shared on the internet harry

harrystyles Really? Didn’t know that…

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yourinstagram everyone say hello to our newest roommates calmrry 🧘‍♂️😌 and angrry 😡😾

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girlfromyourschool these pics are so cute! where are you guys headed for the summer?

yourinstagram we’re actually just gonna chill at home for a bit! gonna use this break from the road to relax and do nothing

girlfromyourschool sounds like fun!

yourroommate i heard these guys don’t even pay rent…

yourinstagram no way, i heard that too

harrystyles Fake news…

#harry styles #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake instagram #harry styles imagine #harry eras

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carakook · 1 month

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Jungkook almost had me on my knees, If I were Oc I would’ve folded too, that man ooof 😮‍💨🥵❤️

I’m sure once his friends find out the truth they would support him if they knew how unhappy he is in his marriage 😭

The way he was asking her about the jacket in front of everyone and the way he was looking at her I was like JUNGKOOK! he was being so fearless & when he said “we’re not done.” GOSH ughhh he is so hot

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED ITTT!!! I think all of us would fold for Jungkook, how can we not?!?? Y/N is dumb but also… can’t blame her 😫

Idk if you’ve seen the clip from one of his lives, but the “we’re not done” was inspired by that. I cannot tell you have many times I have written about it, I have so many Drabbles in my notes app 🥴

This popped up on my tiktok FYP as I was taking a break from writing. So thanks to who made this exit LOL https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL2KGLnr/

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chuuyanaurkahara · 1 year

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The Shrenaissance, by my sister and me:

An: omgggg haiii guyyyysssss✌️🤗 thankyew ferrr reddin my stroy❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺 luttssss of live🇬🇧😔🙏✌️✌️

Chaptit uno

“Omgggg nooooo!!” Creamed y/n. 😱 “What?” Yelled lord fartquaq 😈😈😈 “I’m going to sell you to people becuz your super peretty” the guards grabbed me ass I cried sadly. “ “noooo don’t sell meeee🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺, I get that I have light brown with blonde streaks hair, and pink eyezzzz with greEn polka dotzzz and purlbees zigzaddy lines, And I’m not like ovvfer gworlzzzZZz 👉👈😔🪳🥵 butt please don’t sell me into salvery😭😭😭😭”.

“Too late fer dat” yelld lord lord farquag 🖤🤬🪓🔥🔥🔥🔥😞😞😞.

“Auaaaaaaaaaah” y/n cried scradely 💀💔💔.

Before y/n knew it she was in the fairytale slvarey market ⛓⛓⛓with mean evil wiches 🧙♀️ named tiffany and Brittany( an: heckkkku tifff and britit u r buwwwies and No wun like u 😡) who were to sell me to the p3d0 muffin man. The muffin c@me running at me with a wot of munneee 💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑 in his thiccc beefy hamdsss. When alof zA suoddenn a loud Scottish 🏴 seccsy voice boomed out “noooooooo I will not let u buy this gurlll!!!!!👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬”

Chabit deux

I luuk uup at dis green 💚💚💚, kinda hot monster. He had a giggachad chin, a total dad bod which is hot 👈🥵 and two ears that pointed east and west (the two most hottest directionz 🧭🥵🥵🥵🥵) that remind me trumpetttts. In his deep, angy scootish accent “let herr go laddy befure I ootuerly PUCK you up.” The guards all run avvay 🏃♂️🏃♀️ He grasped the cage lid and ripped it open, he took me by the hand and lifted me like a bride (AAAAAHHHHHHHH 😫😩😫😫😫) he looked down at me with his bruun orbs 🤎🪳 and I to his with my blu 💙eYes. And he said “you’re safe now, Y/N” “cum with meh to Zach svanmp y/n”

Chabbir tree

Y/n gazed at the back of shreks head as he lead her to his swamp💚💚💚 “dadd-…I mean shrek, why did you rescue me?”🤔🤔

“Because, y/n I just…..f-f-feilt loike aye shed” Shrek said. Y/n cried tears out of her pisssss yellerrr saucers 😭😭😭, which gleamed in the morning sun. Shrek gazed in y/n’s eyes 👀 with the essence sad sorrow “Etts owkeh y/n I weallll protectchu”💯💯💯☝️😿😿😿 “shrek!?😫😫😫” y/n whispered. “Yesh y/n I am here ferr yuh”. “O-o-okk-k” y/n chattered shyly.

Shrek and y/n made eye contact that lasted for 4 hours, ⏰⏰⏰ every second they blushed a darker shade of red until the couldn’t take it anymoooreh🫣🫣😫. Y/n’s eyelids were slowly fluttering closed 😴😴😴as the sun set, she wuzz abutt to collapse when Shrek caught her before she fell of a scary emo cliff🖤🖤🖤 wiff sharp Goffic rocks at the bottom👹🤡👺😈. shreiekle caught y/n and her THICC booty sheekss squished 🍑 against the larg moosculiar bikeppzzz. “Shrek?” Muttered y/n in her sleep. “ y/n I wee tahke you home” Shrekkler carried y/n down a moonlit path to his swamp😏😏😏

Chubber frour

(A.N so in dis stowwee Feowner doesn’t exist so shwexk is knowt sheatinq on hewww)

Y/n woke up at 2 am in sherk s lether bed. Since shreks swamp couldn’t support electricle which meant Shrek had to light a buncha campbells 🕯🕯🕯🕯. The candelllas set a hawt golden staemy mood for y/n and she felt so exhilaratingly semexely.🫣🫣🫣

When sussendly she felt a huge braeth on the back of her mekc, she turned around and Shrek was lying right nevst to her.😏 He was awake and just layin der staring at y/n’s lime green ayballs 👀

Y/n moved her arm to feel Shreks cheek wen she realized she was completely nekid. 💦🥵

“Shrek whore are mai cwoves” y/n blushed 😳shit browm “o irm soorrrry aboot theht, but when I carrying yeh holm yoh feill ootah my Erms and into a deep peddle”

There was a moment of silence and then y/n climbed on top of Shrok in the sexy way and arched her 2 mile wid arse.😈😫

Shrek flipped her over on the beed (🐝cuz shreee likes to be doominant 😏🥵🥴)

Thert Wes wen y/n realized Shrek was niked

Too. Y/n look down at shreks sausig 🍆💚and was severely turned un to see it was 2 feert lung. “Shrek,… are you sure about this?? 👉👈😫😫 y/n asked hottly.

Withought sayinq antyfing Shrek put his thingy in her you know wut. And they fugded fer 50 hours. 😫🥵😳🥺😍😏🥴

Choooop fiff

Y/n woke up and she could barely get out uv

Beb because off how sore her cooter was 😖, butt shi got op anywayzz. When she went to da baffwoom it huwwt so bad to pee but after she ped and went to wipa her hoochie 🧻

Buttt the the toilet pappir was gweenis 🥦 amb smelled like unyuns 🧅🧅🧅.

Y/n was shookered. She knew it wusnt his cum 🐝cuz he had shot sum on her last night and it was bright yellow. 💛

Y/n scerdly crept oot of da barfroom 😰

“S-Shrek.. “ y/n said “yerhh?” Shrek responded “wen I went pii it was bright green and smelled lik unions, so you know wat it ees?” Y/n said shyly 🦨🦨🦨

“O….. urmh sooo…. Ummmm” Shrek said nervously” 🫣😓😬 y/n stard at hem pleadingly🥺🥺🥺 “ soo ummm I might hev mehbeh peesssed in you” Shrek blurted out

Y/n’s picht blak ayes filled with tears.🥺

Chillie sex

Y/n tan oot if the swamp cring 😭😭👀 “how cood sHreik do this to meeeeeee she wpet. When all of the sudden she sooped in her traks when she sa a hawt gray beefy dunkey.🥵🥩 “aye chihuahua grill, what’s ring mamasita” the dunkler said loodly “ SHREP AND I SID THE SMEX AND HE PESSED INMY VIRGINIA 🪳🪳🪳“ y/n scream as she fell to the floor and a waterfall of shreks voluminous saucy piizz flooded out of her biscuit 😱😱😱💚🍑🥓.

“Hot diggity dog grull, dat sux” dinky tan over to cumfart y/n 🥺🥺🥺 when all of lord fromagedart’s men ran at them with giant speeerzzz🔪🔪🔪. The p3d0 muffin was there too and he jumped on y/n and snd stared drinking the Shrek pii out off her tumbel tunnel and then he rapped her

“Aaaueguurriiureeeeeee” y/n scremed as he thrust his toes into her 🦶🦶🦶

“HOLY MOTHER OF WAP” doonkey sheeked 😱😱😱in mecksican horre. Than he strated too kik everone in da faces With his juicy paws. Then dlunker hippity hoped over to y/n and she scardle climed on his bac into the sunset 🌮🇲🇽🌯🌮

Chipter Steven

Y/n and donker made safley to donkees krib. Y/n was still necked and her huge b♾B$ were nonconformist and boonsing seggsisly in da wimd. Donkey stred down at them from his 9’11. Height “ dam girl those bvvbs are hawter den abuelita’s chili. “Y/n was super trimmed om 👉👈😏 “dang shawty” she said trying impress him with her Italian. “Woah girl it sound like you wanna fiesta in my cama” dinky said putting f boy face 😗😎😎🪳 “fiesta salsa qinceñera™️” 👉👈😚 y/n sang so anjeliclee that brids started swarming aroond her tamales 🌮🌮😏 dunkin picked y/n up in he’s beefy erms and brought her into his bed. danky climed on top of her and right as he slid a cundom on Shrimp busted through dikiys door “WET AR YEH DOIN IN HIS SWAMPPP😭😭😭” Shremk scrammed. “I can eggsplain” said y/n. But donkey had enough of the dramma and start fuugin her right there 😤😫 donkeys pp what’s three feet long and tres feet wide🍆 song y/n couldn’t keep talking when he was thrusting at her going 10,000 mph. But not all of Shreks peese had come out of her that day and since it had no where else to leave from shreks pee went up y/n’s throaght and straight into her lunges and y/n strated to drowm. 😱😭😱😭🪳Shrek pushd dlunker offff y/n and held her corpse in his big beefy armes, he realized she died and closed her silver eye’s eyelids. 🥺🥺🥺

Two days later donkey was a convinted feline fro murder 🔪🗡🩸😩 and they had y/n’s funeral all of the kingdom showed oop and cured a lot.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

FIN oui oui

OMG THIS IS SO GREAT I LOVE THIS. /serious

there should be more stories like this in the world, they're so fun to read in my opinion. thank you for sharing this!

#egg answers

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biaswreckingfics · 2 years

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Hi, hope you’re doing well.

As usual I will use 🤮 in stead of Minjee’s name lol

‘He's a flirt, and he's already told one person that he doesn't want a relationship right now.’

This is a polite way of saying, he’s not interested in having a relationship with that particular person. Doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t want to be with a certain someone 😏

Ugghhhhhhgugghhgghhghhh….. ffs!!!!!!

Who released that demon from her cage?!!!! Why is she back?!!😫

‘You miss the way he so obviously wants you to join them and maybe even save him from the girl latched onto his arm.’

He’s a grown ass man!!! He should save himself. Just say the reverse of whatever incantation he said to summon her, and she should disappear again lol.

🤮 is far too comfortable walking around the apartment, like she belongs there. And then to grab y/n’s arm like that!!!! 🤬

“….you'll never have a chance with him."

If this were true, then why does Minjee feel so threatened?!! If y/n really didn’t stand a chance, there wouldn’t be a need to warn y/n off of him. It can only lead me to believe that 🤮 knows Sunwoo likes y/n and is trying to scare off the competition. The thing is, there really isn’t any competition between them… 🤮 simply doesn’t stand a chance.

‘When she moves away from you, she reaches across the counter and snatches the bag of chips you grabbed.’

This part upset me more than anything she said!! She can try and take y/n’s man all she wants but… How dare she take y/n’s chips!!!

Sunwoo finding an apartment of his own isn’t a bad thing. It’ll give him space to work on himself and heal from his past. He can’t really do that with y/n around, she’s too much of a distraction lol. It’ll also give him time to figure out how he truly feels for y/n and whether he’s ready for a real, healthy relationship and can be the man that y/n deserves.

I really like that he didn’t say anything about hearing her playtime activities or about hearing how she feels about him. Again, he’s looking out for her. He’s saving her from being the first ever recorded case of someone literally dying from embarrassment while the ground swallows them whole lol. I have no doubt, once they finally get together, he’ll tease her about it tho 😂

Thank you for the update, it was a much needed distraction from an awful week.

As usual take your time with the next chapter. Update when you’re ready and enjoy some Junho

(I’m hoping if I keep sending you pics, it’ll inspire you to write a fic about him lol… if that doesn’t work, how about a bit of bribery? I’m not above shameless flattery as well 😂😂)

😂😂😂👏👏👏

I could be persuaded to write a Junho fic. I adore that man so much 😭😭

You hit on many key points!! Just because he doesn't want a relationship with MJ, doesn't mean he doesn't want one with her. Also, yes, he is a grown ass man and could've done something about MJ himself 🙄🙄 lol

I cackled when you said to reverse the incantation and to send her ass back to whatever hole she crawled out of. MJ is THREATENED 👏👏. Girl is trying to scare off the competition, not realizing she isn't even in it 😭😭

You're just like me!! 😂😂 the second someone (especially someone I don't like) touches my snacks or food??? 🔪🔪 you might as well have just cussed me out, bc I'm gonna fight lol

It'll be interesting to see how their relationship develops with SW in his own space 🤔🤔. He'll be able to figure out how he wants to approach anything with her and maybe work up the courage to do something about it 🥴🥴

The fact that he didn't bring up anything he's overheard her say or do is so 😭😭🤧🤧. He knows they're things that weren't meant for his ears and a lesser man would throw it back in her face 🤧🤧 ugh, we love him. That doesn't mean that he'll keep it to himself forever, though 😏😏

I hope you have a better week 🥺🥺❤️❤️

#monbabyzshoebill #blurred lines love

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