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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

#Anyways good morning lol #nopsi nonsense #Blorbo breakdown #top posts #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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Actually we need to go back to the whole "Saiki flirting based on his parent's insane romance" thing.

[Good grief, you'd make such a handsome mannequin... ]

[I'll bet that I like you much more than you like me~]

[How would you like to taste my shoes?]

???????? His parents are absolute lunatics.

#nopsi nonsense #someone help him #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k.#sknpn #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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Actually it would be really funny to me if Akechi ended up fake dating several girls to get them out of situations because it's both fun to him and he gets free food, to the point where he gets a reputation as a ladykiller.

And then all the dudes start lining up for advice hsfjdlshfks

#He's got the pk rumor mill going insane like ''the P!SS KID ARE YOU FOR REAL'' ''HE KEEPS PULLING HOT GIRLS HE'S GOTTA HAVE A SECRET''#The secret is he's ace and demi and thinks this is the most fun game he's played in a long time #and all the girls are just sick of shitty pk dudes who treat anyone who's not Teruhashi like trash #Ok bed time for realsies. Probably.#nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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Finally I can speak my truth about which Psychicker gets the most girls.

#Aiura's a close second tho #Toritsuka dead last with a goose egg obviously #nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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My blorbo breakdown post is at 28k notes and still growing so if you need me you'll have to petition my mutuals to put a message on my dash.

#Consider it a secretary internship. Job experience you can put on your resume! It's unpaid tho but think of the exposure...#<-this is all obviously a joke I hate unpaid internships and would bite anyone offering those irl #nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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"me and the bad bitches I pulled by being autistic" Akechi meme

#In today's news I communicate entirely in memes 1.5 hours past my bedtime #nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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LOL yeah I've mentioned before that Akechi would be the perfect host club manager because he can immediately suss out what each client wants and point them at the right host, and play the part himself if no one else could do it better.

Considering that there was a yugioh parody episode, they should've done an Ouran parody episode for real...

#The newspaper club tries to figure out what his secret is but they get distracted #because Akechi points out that the cameraman is an egg #and the reporter girl is deep in the closet #That was his little revenge since they messed with his best friend lol #nopsi nonsense #notes to nopsi #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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Someone was checking out this blog and went all the way back to the Original Blorbo Breakdown™ so I went back and tagged it all for posterity in case anyone wants to experience it retroactively lmao.

It was about Akechi and fake dating and almost entirely @oatmealcrisp-freak's fault LOL.

#Even put it in chronological order but feel free to delete that part of the url if you want to see it backwards like God intended #The original blorbo breakdown™#nopsi nonsense

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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That's just how much I love him ♥

#Enshrined in my heart as my blorbo #nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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It's at 80k now help

#Does tumblr give you a certificate or something when your post crosses 100k? Probably not but imagine...#The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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I cannot be thinking about my blorbo while driving. The insurance will not accept "brainrot" as an excuse for any trouble I get into hsfjdlshfks

#I accelerate too much when I'm distracted rip. Gonna have a hell of a time when I finally get an ev lmfao #Me @me: STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. FOCUS ON THE ROAD.#Me: okay but like what if–#Me: NO!!!!!!!!!!#Anyways I'm home now so blorbo time 😌#The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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#Was legitimately trying to sleep and thought up this stupid meme so rip #It's my fic title so I'm allowed to meme on it goodnight #nopsi nonsense #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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See, if I had posted 6 months ago that Akechi gets the most girls, I would have been laughed off of tumblr.

I can't just post the conclusions I reached about Akechi ages ago, I have to like gently guide everyone through that mental journey or risk sounding like an absolute madman lmfaooooo

#Follow for more insane blorbo opinions iv dripped into your feed etc #nopsi nonsense #He is so funny to me. Chewtoy. Unhinged in the absolute best way. Absolute lunatic. I love almost everything about him.#The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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CANNOT BELIEVE I have to go to bed on time instead of thinking of my blorbo...

#Don't talk me I'm angy vs why don't you think of your blorbo and maybe you'll calm down #Being a responsible adult sucks sometimes 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩#The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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Environmental storytelling

#My last posts. Help this brainrot is so powerful for real hel #The original blorbo breakdown™

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no-psi-nan · 2 years

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My longest fic series, On the fliⓟⓢⓘde of a meteor, is a post-canon fic in 4 parts, two of which are gen fic with the whole cast and two of which are romantic fics focusing on the relationship between Saiki, Aiura, and Akechi. This future-facing story lives rent-free in my head and there's way more than what's been posted, so sometimes I make little comics and memes about it!

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#nopsi's milfposting mondays

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On January 18th, 2022, everybody pitched in with drawings, memes, meta, headcanons, and crafts about our favorite Blorbo, Akechi Touma! 💛💛💛

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