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aureentuluva70 · 1 month

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The Sickle of the Valar but instead of a sickle it's a frying pan that Varda has used and will use to beat Melkor (aka her ex-boyfriend) over the head with. They just decided to call it a sickle because the 'Frying Pan of the Valar' isn't as intimidating. Fear the Frying Pan of Doom Melkor YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

#It was Varda's way of telling Melkor that she's never coming back to him Tolkien told me himself #The hosts of angband have learned to never even mention vardas name in melkor's presence #unless absolutely necessary cause nobody wants to deal with his temper tantrums #Melkor #Varda #Morgoth #silmarillion #Tolkien

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