CreepyPasta Incorrect Quote Pt. 6
Zalgo: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
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Jane: Liu isn't answering his phone.
(Y/N): I'll call.
Jane: Clockwork and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Liu: Hello?
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E.J : BEN, pass the salt.
BEN *throws Jeff across the table*
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(Y/N): So, what's for dinner?
Toby, looking down at the food he just burnt: Regret
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Masky: Okay, okay, okay! Stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Masky, about Toby: Apparently, we're getting a new member in the group.
Hoodie: Are we stealing them?
Kate: New or used?
Masky: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Zalgo, talking to his demon army: Some of you may die, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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(Y/N): I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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(Y/N): You now, I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.
Hobo Heart, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Clockwork: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Sally: The cow???
Jane: Sally, W H Y?
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BEN: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that much.
Jeff: You've been to fucking jail?
BEN: Once. In Monopoly.
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Jeff: Am I going too far?
Toby: No, no, no, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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E.J, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Where you guys born AMAB or AFAB.
The Slender Man: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
L.J: I was personally created in a lab.
Zalgo: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Memorial, two
So me and Kolbi used to go camping. One day, we went to Alder Lake for one of our camping trips.
We had a good time. But Kolbi was still freaked out by the Raven.
I remember trying to make him warm up to It, but he wouldn't budge. We had a fun time overall, though.
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okay I think the essay's done. more or less. I was getting pretty burned out by the end, so I guess it's not impossible that I'll redraft it at some point. but this is a stopping point for now. come appreciate my Art. come pretend to be pretentious with me. come get lost in a hypertext maze.
table of contents:
I- Batman + God
II- Pryomind of the Ancient
III- The Only Thing to Fear is the Passage of Time Itself
IV- Blogging in the Deep
V- Passages, Staircases, and One-Way Doors
VI- The Hidden Surprises
VII- Supercharged
VIII- Last Calls
(and Footnotes)
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