Odysseus: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
Odysseus: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.
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this was funnier in my head
“Kid I’m trying to give you a prophecy”
“I am the monster rawr rawr rawr”
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Calypso was bedding Odysseus against his will every night for 7 years.
A week has 7 days and there are about 4 weeks in a month. Every month has on average 30 days. Or there are 365 days in a year.
Add them up and you will realize that Odysseus was raped more than 2500 times.
Let that sink in!
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A project I've been working on for class
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Odysseus
Odysseus!!!!
Ὀδυσσεύς, Οὖτις
Neither man nor mythical!
The man of many ways, the raining King of rocky Ithaca!
Odysseus Laertiades, father of Telemachus and husband of Penelope!.
The cunning boi and the best of the Achaeans below Achilles.
I can rumble about this man and his life for days without end >:D
Thanks so much anon!
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Tiresias the Prophet
Anybody else ungodly hyped for the underworld saga i've literally been listening to snippet song on repeat. Tiresias's voice is heavenly. i did research and Hera turned him into a woman because he hit snakes that were mating with a stick??? he's so goofy and real for that. i refuse to draw him as a haggard old man that voice and that backstory do not vibe with old man with beard.
Also if i ever did an animatic, his hair would be so fun because long hair like what I've given him would act like a living organism, swaying in the air and twirling like snakes.
side note - viv related stuff is dragging down my mental health so i'm going to indulge my epic fixation to feel better bc character design for greek gods is so fun
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Odysseus, Telemachus, and their descendent, Ulysses, in Legendary Fugitives be like...
Odysseus: Then I'll become the Monster
I will deal the blow
And I'll become the Monster
Like none they've ever known
Telemachus: Give me sirens and a cyclops
Give me giants and a hydra
I know life and fate are scary
But I wanna be legendary
Ulysses: Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go
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Odysseus:I reject this award, because there is no money for it
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