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Tapão gives the first slice of his birthday cake to Brasa.
In Brazilian tradition, the first slice of your birthday cake goes to the person you love the most.
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uma lapada nessa orelha cheia de piercing de zhong chenle ....
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Non-malay ppl right when they excel academically here its really something la. if u went vernacular school u will basically have to relearn the *entire* syllabi of several subjects in a different language, one that u probably have a lot less fluency in, at least once. u malays right can just sit comfortably in ur bahasa kebangsaan from beginning to end then want to talk abt other races being accommodated too much? fuck-ass bitches
#personally i went from#mandarin chinese -> bahasa malaysia#then from bahasa malaysia -> english#ppl can tapao u in 3 languages u dunnid come talk abt ur merit-based shit#coz if my family did not end up earning enough to send me overseas u think my fucking merit wouldve put me in mrsm? cry harder bitch
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Que puta gostosa!
By; Adalto
Me chamo Adalto, tenho 28 anos, sou separado.
Conheci marcia em Cascadura RJ, tava dando um rolê pela madrugada na Praça de Cascadura na madrugada de sábado para domingo atrás de uma nova aventura ,parei numa barraca de lanches para me alimentar,
Sentei na mesa e me acomodei quando Márcia se aproximou de mim e pediu um lanche, olhei dos pes a cabeça e achei estranho uma menina tão bonita e bem limpa tá na rua pedindo as coisa, loirinha, baixinha, bunda grande e seios médios, seu cabelo era cacheado.
Usava brincos e sandália de cristal,pedi um lanche para ela é batemos um breve papo,tinha 18 anos e morava em Bento Ribeiro,disse que tava no pagode do em Madureira.
Tava com um grupo de amigas que cada uma tinha se intretado com cara e ela ficou na pista,uma delas estava com a carteira e celular dela na bolsa e teve que ir embora andando sem dinheiro,tava caindo uma chuvinha fina,tava cheia de frio a menina,Peguei meu casaco e a cobri pr proteje-la do frio,deu um sorriso e agradeceu minha gentileza.
Fiquei olhando ela comer o lanche e vi que era uma menina bem bonita,daí acabamos e eu ofereci levar ela para casa,seu andar era de mignon e se requebrava demais,tava na cara que ela era uma garota de programa,chegamos no meu carro ela disse.
-Vc tá na rua essa hora passeando ou trabalhando no aplicativo amigo?
– tô dando um rolê de costume para uma boa aventura.
– Humm entendi,vc tá caçando uma puta né?rsrsrs
– sim estou querendo namorar um pouco sim,por que?
– se vc quiser posso ser o que vc procura?o que vc acha?vejo no seus olhos que vc gosta mesmo é de uma boa puta na cama.
– sim,onde vc quer ir?
– hotel ,sua casa sei lá?vc que decide gatinho?
– vamos para minha casa,eu moro sozinho aq mesmo em Cascadura.
– então vamos gatinho,vamos fazer essa noite de frio e chuva mais quente.
Fiquei louco,tava na cara que Márcia era uma garota te programa, comecei a dirigir e ela ja foi logo me beijando dentro di carro,pegou no meu pau e botou para fora do short,beijou meus peitos e estregou nos labios,comeu a me mamar gostoso dento do carro,fui para casa com ela me mamando.
Chegamos era 1 hora da manhã,saímos correndo para dentro de casa.
Tirei toda minha roupa e quando ela tirou a dela fiquei pasmo com o tamanho da sua bunda,linda e grande,bem empinadinha,lisinha.
Fiquei louco,que puta gostosa,sentei no sofá e ela fez um boquete muito gostoso de joelhos,me olhava com cara de puta chupando minha rola inteira,mordia e sugava minhas bolas,dei cada grito e ela chupava com muita voracidade,fiz ela para,se não iria acabar gozando antes da foda,ficou de joelhos na beira do sofá e empinou a bunda,abriu com uma mão para me mostra sua Linda buceta e seu cu com pelinhos loiros,que bucetao gostoso,seu cu piscava muito e a luta disse.
– enfia essa piroca na minha buceta logo negão vem,me dar pau a noite todinha,será que vc aguenta.
– vou acabar com vc hj sua puta safada.
Empurrei meu pau todo dentro do seu bucetao gostoso,que delícia,bombava e fiz a puta gemer gostoso,que rabo maravilhoso e dai ela disse.
– nossa que potência heim?faz tempo que ninguém me pega assim,que pegada gostosa vc tem.
Metia e olhava aquela bunda linda sendo socada,a puta gritava muito,puxei seus cabelos e estapiei a pedido dela.
– aii me bate forte na bunda que eu gosto,si que pica gostosa.
Que piranha fogosa,fiz a puta gozar várias fezes no meu pau,berrava e implorava para apanhar,tava cada tapao que vazia eco na sala,ela abriu a bunda e disse.
- Olha pr meu cu negão olha!!quero seu pau todinho as dentro olha!!!pode comer meu cu todinho,eu gosto muito de dar meu rabo sabia?
– fiquei louco e acelere as bombadas na sua buceta,tirei o pau e peguei a puta no colo e disse a ela.
– vou arrebenta esse cu lá na minha cama,sua vagabunda safada.
– andei pela casa com ela no colo e ela beijava meu pescoço e disse.
– isso negão come meu cu até amancer tá,tô adorando essa piroca gostosa,mete forte no meu cu que eu gosto muito.
Levei a safada para cama e dei um belo banho de língua no seu cu que piscava de felicidade,a puta miava como uma gatinha no cio,lambia e dava uns tapas bem forte.
Botei seu cu para o alto e botei meu pau bem devagarinho,aos poucos o cabeção foi abrindo caminho,a puta deu um berro alto quando o cabeção atravessou seu anelzinho apertado,começou a rebolar e pediu para socar tudo de uma vez,dei um sovalanco forte e a puta se tremeu toda e gritou alto,segurei no seu pescoço e montei como um cachorro sobre seu rabao e comecei o vai e vem bem devagarzinho,a puta respirou fundo e disse.
– ohoooo mete no meu cu vaiiii,aiiii que delícia ohoooooo.
Mordi sua orelhinha e enfiei a língua dentro da sua orelha e disse a ela.
– Humm que cuzão gostoso minha puta,que delícia de bunda macia,Humm.
– ohooooo fode meu vai aiiiiiiiiii.
Bombei seu cu como um tarado,as veias do pescoço dela se esticavam,fechou os olhos e pedia pau no cu,que puta gostosa,meu saco batia na bunda dela e ela olhava para trás e disse.
– nunca tive uma pica tão dura e gostosa dentro do meu cu sabia?
– vou fazer vc berrar e gozar me dando esse cuzão gostoso sua vagabunda!
Sapequei o cu dela que berrava implorando para meter com mais força,meu saco batendo ploc-ploc-ploc no seu cu e ela berrava como uma vaca,pediu para cavalgar no meu pau.
Sentou de costas e afundou seu cu no meu pau,gemi junto com ela,agarrei ela por trás enquanto sua bunda subia e descia gostoso,peguei na sua buceta e fui com os dois dedos e enfiei,fiz ela gozar aos berros,pediu meu leite na boca,era 6 horas da manhã e a puta pulava o cu no meu pau gostoso,ela mesmo sentiu minhas pernas se tremerem por conta do gozo que estava próximo,tirou o pau do cu e me ajoelhou na minha frente e pediu leite,abriu a boca a joguei uma enxurrada de leite dentro da sua bocona carnuda,chupou meu pau até ficar sequinho.
Que noite foi aquela,a safada bebeu meu leite todinho e pediu para descansar um pouquinho antes de ir embora,caiu no sono comigo e acordamos era meio dia,se arrumou e eu levei ela em casa.
Foi uma das melhores noite que eu passei na minha vida,levei uma puta gostosa pr casa e comi seu cu gostoso a noite toda.
Enviado ao Te Contos por Adalto
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pensando aqui 💭💭💭💭 o rafa federman tem muita cara de quem se empolga, mete um tapao na cara no meio da foda sem perceber e depois fica desesperado pedindo desculpas enquanto a loba só sabe rir dele
KKSLAMKDADCADPADSASCAOMCAP ELE E O SANTI!!!!!
os dois tem carinhas de quem fica muito overwhelmed e começa a perder o controle rapidinho, depois eles ficam ainda mais envergonhados quando a loba brasileira manda eles fazerem de novo, se quiser até com mais força "pode bater, eu gosto, pode me bater na bunda, na coxa, na cara, pode fazer o que quiser comigo, eu deixo"
mas é tipo assim, uma energia de "você tá fazendo porque EU estou deixando, não esquece" até porque ela é A Loba Brasileira, né, mores
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carinha de quem soca forte sem dó e ainda mete um monte de tapao 🥺
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// vey não sei vcs mais o foda das trans são os gays querendo ou não muitos tem aparência de homem e são homens mais os não os afeminandos assim pra ficar mesmo sendo afeminando ativo,também eu como uma menina trans sinto (atração pelo (masculino) pelo (homem) os gays tem (aparência) disso dai fico puta pq eu gosto de alguns às vezes é simplesmente não vão me querer porque são gays e se forem fica comigo me fuder vão ser ativo óbvio só dai e fodinha meu pq muitos dão tapao assim (sou gay) às vezes mesmo sendo ( ativo ) cê é que vcs meninos entendem o meu ladinho mores aaa ( ah e eu sou só passiva mulher pura na cama mores ) 💔😪
i don’t speak Portuguese
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meu sonho esse aqui me fudendo gostoso gozando na minha cara nos meus peitos na minha boca me esporrando toda me dando tapao na cara na bunda me comendo de quatro
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puros weones todxs los que tiran hate; estay más rica que la chucha. ♥ // tan tapaos en sebo y envidia.
Graciassss 🥰 no se molesten proque ni yo me preocupo tanto solo me rio😋
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me encanta hacer la broma del metro y despues contar de la vez que se subio un wn tapao de sangre en republica y como que nadie ni lo miró y yo le ofrecí el asiento (por si acaso) y me dijo no así super casual. y esta wea fue en 2018 así como antes de que quedara la zorra de verdad es así no más el metro de santiago.
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A Rat named Metra, seasoned boxer, yet new to Capoeira. A partner to Tapao.
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Saturday, May 27, 2023
Guam ‘very blessed’ with no early reports of major damage in the messy aftermath of Typhoon Mawar
(AP) Chainsaws buzzed Friday as neighbors helped neighbors clear toppled trees and began cleaning the wreckage of Typhoon Mawar, which walloped Guam as the strongest typhoon to hit the island in over two decades but appeared to have passed without leaving death or massive destruction in its wake. While it was still early going in the recovery effort, police Sgt. Paul Tapao said there did not seem to be any major damage, main roads were passable and “Guam has been very blessed to have no storm-related deaths or any serious injuries.” To Tapao, the roar of the mechanical saws was a reminder of the resilience of the storm-prone U.S. Pacific territory and its people. “Everyone helps out with the cleaning,” he said. “That’s the Guamanian way.”
Welcome to America! Now learn to be in debt
(NPR) Every time you swipe your credit card for a coffee or a carton of eggs, you take out a tiny loan from your bank. In many ways, the U.S. runs on borrowed money: a mortgage for a home, financial aid for college, a loan for a car, credit cards for nearly everything else. Over just two years, Americans went from pandemic-fueled, near-record savings to today’s highest-ever levels of personal debt. The U.S. economy counts on you to borrow money and stay in debt. Almost in a matter of a single generation, America has developed an extensive, even casual reliance on debt. Its epitome is the credit score, which often snares newcomers into a financial Catch-22—building credit history hinges on getting credit, but credit approval is dependent on having credit history. Being financially responsible in the U.S. has come to mean “borrow and repay,” says Barbara Kiviat, an economic sociologist at Stanford University. “It sort of crowds out the idea that maybe not borrowing in the first place is also a good idea,” she says. “But we’re now living in a world where so much hangs on that credit.” But what if you were taught to never owe anybody anything? “It’s such a cultural shift,” says Adina Appelbaum, who works with immigrants as a financial counselor and lawyer, “because in many countries they don’t have this culture of debt ... and there can actually be shame around having debt or a credit card.”
Henry Kissinger’s Legacy
(National Security Archive) As Henry Alfred Kissinger reaches 100 years of age, his centennial is generating global coverage of his legacy as a leading statesman, master diplomat and realpolitik foreign policy strategist. “Nobody alive has more experience of international affairs,” as The Economist recently put it in a predictably laudatory tribute to Kissinger. But the historical record also documents the darker side of Kissinger’s controversial tenure in power: his role in the secret bombing campaign in Cambodia that killed over 100,000 civilians; the overthrow of democracy and the rise of dictatorship in Chile; disdain for human rights and support for dirty, and even genocidal, wars abroad, as well as involvement in the Nixon administration’s criminal abuses, among them the secret wiretaps of his own top aides.
More Russian Raids Down The Road
(BBC) On Wednesday, Denis Kapustin, the leader of a Russian paramilitary group that conducted a border raid from Ukraine into Russian territory promised that more attacks are on the way. He claims that his group was able to seize “some weapons,” an armored personnel carrier, and multiple prisoners while only having two soldiers injured, though Moscow claims that Russian troops killed over 70 of the raiders. The Liberty of Russia Legion (LSR), which claimed joint responsibility for the Monday attack on Russian territory, said two of its forces were injured while ten more were killed. Both groups claim they want to take down Russian President Vladimir Putin’s government, though their motives are a little less than pure. Kapustin has stated that he wants a mono-ethnic Russian state (Russia is home to over 190 ethnic groups), and an independent Ukrainian investigative group has shown his links to neo-Nazis in Ukraine. Ukraine’s Azov Battalion has similar ideals—it was founded by a known neo-Nazi, is consistently described as “a far-right nationalist” group, recruits known white supremacists from Western countries, and regularly uses Nazi symbolism.
Russia’s Old Bombs Elude Ukraine’s Modern Defenses
(NYT) As Kyiv gears up for a much-anticipated counteroffensive, Ukrainian officials, independent analysts and American military officials say the Russians are increasing their use of Soviet-era bombs. Although they have limitations, the weapons, they said, are proving harder to shoot down than the fastest, most modern missiles that the Ukrainians have become adept at intercepting. The aircraft bombs don’t have propulsion systems like cruise missiles or stay in the air nearly as long as drones. The bombs are aloft for only 70 seconds or less and are much more difficult for Ukraine’s air defenses to track. They are little dots on radar screens that soon disappear after being dropped, Ukrainian officials said, and then they slam into villages. According to Ukrainian and American officials, the Russians have retrofitted some of the bombs with satellite navigation systems and wings that stretch their range, turning an old-fashioned weapon, which Moscow has thousands of, into a more modern glide bomb. “This is the evolution of the air war,” said Lt. Colonel Denys Smazhnyi of the Ukrainian Air Force. “They first tried cruise missiles, and we shot them down. Then they tried drones, and we shot those down. They are constantly looking for a solution to strike us, and we are looking for one to intercept them.”
Climbers celebrate Mount Everest 70th anniversary amid melting glaciers, rising temperatures
(AP) As the mountaineering community prepares to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the conquest of Mount Everest, there is growing concern about temperatures rising, glaciers and snow melting, and weather getting harsh and unpredictable on the world’s tallest mountain. Since the 8,849-meter (29,032-foot) mountain peak was first scaled by New Zealander Edmund Hillary and his Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay in 1953, thousands of climbers have reached the peak. Recent research found that Mount Everest’s glaciers have lost 2,000 years of ice in just the past 30 years. Researchers found that the highest glacier on the mountain, the South Col Glacier, has lost more than 54 meters (177 feet) of thickness in the past 25 years. The glaciers are losing ice at rates that likely have no historic precedent, said Duncan Quincey, a glaciologist at the University of Leeds in the United Kingdom. The change is happening “extremely rapidly” he said. “It’s causing challenges for everybody within that region and, of course, for the millions of people who are living downstream,” since much of Southern Asia depends on rivers that originate in the Himalayas for agriculture and drinking water. Both floods and droughts are likely to become more extreme, he said.
Chinese hackers spying on US critical infrastructure, Western intelligence says
(Reuters) A state-sponsored Chinese hacking group has been spying on a wide range of U.S. critical infrastructure organizations, from telecommunications to transportation hubs, Western intelligence agencies and Microsoft said on Wednesday. The espionage has also targeted the U.S. island territory of Guam, home to strategically important American military bases, Microsoft said in a report, adding that “mitigating this attack could be challenging.” While China and the United States routinely spy on each other, analysts say this is one of the largest known Chinese cyber-espionage campaigns against American critical infrastructure. Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Mao Ning said on Thursday the hacking allegations were a “collective disinformation campaign”. Mao said the campaign was launched by the U.S. for geopolitical reasons and that the report from Microsoft analysts showed that the U.S. government was expanding its channels of disinformation beyond government agencies.
Son of local lawmaker arrested in rare killing that left four dead in Japan
(Washington Post) The police arrested the 31-year-old son of a local lawmaker on Friday in connection with an assault that left four people dead, according to police. The suspect has been identified as Masanori Aoki, the son of Nakano City assembly speaker Masamichi Aoki. The armed and masked suspect had barricaded himself in a building after allegedly killing a woman and two police officers in the central Japanese prefecture of Nagano on Thursday. The first three victims died at a hospital. The gunman, who was wearing camouflage clothing, a mask and sunglasses, stabbed the woman and then opened fire with what appeared to be a hunting rifle when police arrived, reports said. A fourth person injured in the attack, Yasuko Takeuchi, 70, was unable to be recovered from the scene until after police apprehended the attacker, when she was pronounced dead, according to local media. Gun crimes are extremely rare in Japan, where firearms are strictly regulated. Anyone trying to get a gun in Japan needs to apply for a permit, attend a class on gun safety and laws, and pass a written test. There is a full-day training course on safe shooting techniques.
Leaked Report: “CIA does not know” is Israel Plans to Bomb Iran
(The Intercept) Whether Israel’s escalating threats of war with Iran over its nuclear program are saber-rattling or something more serious is a mystery even to the CIA, according to a portion of a top-secret intelligence report leaked on the platform Discord earlier this year. The report reveals an undisclosed military exercise conducted by Israel. “On 20 February, Israel conducted a large-scale air exercise,” the intelligence report states, “probably to simulate a strike on Iran’s nuclear program and possibly to demonstrate Jerusalem’s resolve to act against Tehran.” “CIA does not know Israel’s near term plans and intentions,” the report adds, speculating that “Netanyahu probably calculates Israel will need to strike Iran to deter its nuclear program and faces a declining military capability to set back Iran’s enrichment program.” Biden has not opposed a unilateral Israeli attack on Iran—and his national security adviser recently hinted at blessing it. “We have made clear to Iran that it can never be permitted to obtain a nuclear weapon,” Jake Sullivan said in a speech earlier this month. Sullivan went a step further, adding, “As President Biden has repeatedly reaffirmed, he will take the actions that are necessary to stand by this statement, including by recognizing Israel’s freedom of action.”
Plastic Bags
(ABC News) While many places purport to collect and recycle plastic shopping bags, a new investigation found that in reality it’s rare that bags make it to designated recycling centers even when properly returned to retailers who claim that they’ll recycle them. ABC and nine local stations and affiliates across the country dropped 46 bundles of plastic bags fitted with electronic trackers into drop-off locations associated with the American Chemistry Council’s Wrap Recycling Action Program, which has 18,000 drop-off points nationwide. The trackers were superglued inside multiple layers of clean plastic bags, and were monitored over the course of their journeys. After months of tracking, as of May, half of the trackers last pinged at landfills or incinerators, seven last pinged at refuse transfer stations that don’t recycle plastic bags, and six still remain in the store where they were dropped. Another three are now thousands of miles overseas in Malaysia or Indonesia, exported to Asia, and three were inconclusive. Only four of the 46 bundles last pinged in a facility that recycles plastic bags.
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Oii Duda, tudo bem?
Eu só queria contar pra alguém uma fantasia específica que eu tenho com o Jaehyun, em que a minha pessoa, após um dia bem cansativo, chega em casa e como está um calor insuportável decide colocar um shortinho de pano, tipo legging, e curto. E como o senhor Jae tem uma certa tara por coxas e bumbum,ja sabe né? Primeiro, te da um tapao e te chama pra sentar no colinho dele e enquanto pergunta como foi o seu dia fica passando as mãozinhas pelo seu corpo, até que: "poxa meu amor, me deixa fazer você relaxar, deixa?" Porra, aí é se preparar, pq promete muuito.
(Na vdd, na minha cabeça, qualquer tipo de roupa ousada, sendo shorts, decote, curto ou fenda é motivo pro Jaehyun já te um treco na cabeça e querer te tocar e te levar pra um canto)
eu consigo imaginar ele assim também 😩😩😩😩
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“FRAGMENTARIA" - citas ilustradas por Andrés Casciani
(22/5/23)
“—Tapaos, Sancho, y subid, Sancho, que quien de tan lueñes tierras envía por nosotros no será para engañarnos, por la poca gloria que le puede redundar de engañar a quien dél se fía; y puesto que todo sucediese al revés de lo que imagino, la gloria de haber emprendido esta hazaña no la podrá escurecer malicia alguna ...”.
(Miguel de Cervantes – “Don Quijote de la Mancha”)
- Ilustración digital, 2023
http://andrescasciani.com/
#art#Illustration#digital art#arte#ilustración#arte digital#fragmentaria#don quijote de la mancha#miguel de cervantes#andrés casciani#clavileño
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Hi hi hello, March
Let's grease up the cogwheel and see how much I can recall on the first week of the month >
1st Mar 2023, Wednesday
Listening: There's No Love in February
Wet, work-from-office Wednesday.
Went to pick up pants from Altera during lunch, HOWEVER, pants still loose. Had to wait another 4 days for them to fix it. Lunch was seafood fried rice tapao-ed from Rakuzen.
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2nd Mar 2023, Thursday
Listening: Underneath Your Clothes, Shakira
Laptop issue so had to go back to the office in the afternoon. Continued work at yush.
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3rd Mar 2023, Friday
Listening: Candy, Paolo Nutini
Had an off-day to settle things for next week's trip, but I think I ended up unboxing my new shoes 😂 Rakuzen for dins!
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4th Mar 2023, Saturday
Listening: Myth, Beach House
Went to Altera again to pick up the pants that finally fit, thank God. And here's my "unboxing" from yesterday!:
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5th Mar 2023, Sunday
Listening: Shiver, Coldplay
Had an on-going headache since the a.m. Went to Dippers with Zuls for a late lunk/ tea and it was tasty. Personally, no.2 in my taco ranking.
Continued on to dins @ regular spot.
Ok, not bad for a first week of recap! (pats self)
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